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lancemaj...@hotmail.com (Lance)
Date: 14 Jun 2002 00:22:12 -0700
Local: Fri, Jun 14 2002 2:22 am
Subject: Re: Circumcision, sexism and society.
> > Get an education and you may just find out that the evil doctor
> > didn't cripple your sex organs like you think,
> I've got an education. I know how a normal penis works. I know
> a mutilated penis can never function normally.
<<Aha. I have the upper hand here! I was circumsized at age 12 during
an
operation for *some reason*. Don't ask me; I was young. And guess
what? I *am* sexually crippled now! Experience beats your feeble
rhetoric. >>
Some reason? LOL! We know the reason, besides that of your crippled
brain: your infected foreskinned shmeckle (most likely due to
phimosis) was dangling by a mere thread, thus having to undergo post-
natal circumcision. Through no fault of your ignorant & uncaring
parents, you needlessly had to shlep a hideous, useless scab o' skin
around for 12-years. Remember, circumcision is still the safest and
most commonly performed medical procedure in all of medicine,
occurring more frequently than tooth extraction. An ounce of
prevention is worth a pound of cure! Be wise, circumcise! Anything
else is uncivilized! eh -D, NYC "The Hebrews have done more to
civilize men than any other nation. If I were an atheist, and believed
blind eternal fate, I should still believe that fate had ordained the
Jews to be the most essential instrument for civilizing the nations" -
JOHN ADAMS (2nd US President).."Five Jewish men influenced the history
of Western civilization: Moses said the law is everything. Jesus said
love is everything. Marx said capital is everything. Freud said sex is
everything. Einstein said everything is relative" eh.."I was born in
Waukegan, a long, long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi
was an Indian..he used a tomahawk...I was eight days old..what did I
know?" ehe - JACK BENNY (b. Kubelsky, sweet Jew, quoted in Irving A.
Fein's Jack Benny).."Roman emperor Elagabalus (218-222) had such a
warm attitude toward Judaism, he had himself circumcised and would not
eat pork" - THE JEWISH CONNECTION BY M. HIRSCH GOLDBERG.."A London
Times Survey (1996) by Dr. T. Stuttaford found that among experienced
Women & Prostitutes, 90% preferred sex with circumcised men because it
was more hygenic and pleasurable" - DR. SCHOEN.."If we were forced to
choose just one, there would be no way to deny that Judaism is the
most important intellectual development in human history" - DAVID
GELERTNER, Yale University Professor.."Basically, he's self-conscious
about his dick, and he wants a circumcision" eh - NIP/TUCK, F/X.."The
ladies love a circumcision!" eh - RABBI TUCKMAN (Mel Brooks, umpeenth
sweet Jewish NYer), ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS.."If all 2,000,000 boys
born in the US annually were circumcised, the following would be
prevented during their lifetimes: 7,000 cases of HIV, 10,000 cases of
syphilis, 20,000 cases of pyeleonephritis, 2,000 with concurrent
bacterema, 1,500 cases of hypertension, 150 cases of end stage renal
disease, 2,000 cases of penile cancer, 200,000 cases of phimosis, and
250,000-500,000 cases of balanophimosis" - PROFESSOR BRIAN MORRIS, 30+
years of unbias research on the benefits of circumcision.."Can I just
talk about one other issue I had? I'm almost hesitant to say
this...because I'm not gay...I'm not looking at other guys...but the
whole uncircumcised thing..when they're doing close-ups...It's
just...that's a whole other issue...it's just disgusting!" ehe - BABA
BOOEY (aka Boy Gary Dell'Abate, circumcised I-talian, producer -
Howard Stern (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - King Of All Media -
single-handedly changed the face of radio) show, commenting on having
seen a recent porn.."The Egg Cream is psychologically the opposite of
circumcision - it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness!" ehe - MEL
BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."Be wise,
circumcise!".."Born imperfect, made perfect on the eighth day!".."To
perfect the world (TIKUN OLAM) is in Jewish thought - the obligation
of every human being. Where better to begin by fixing God's goof of
foreskin?".."Life insurance companies should class wearers of a
prepuce under the head of a hazardous risk" - MEDICAL WRITER,
UNKNOWN.."Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision, I
believe it is called SCHMUCK" eh - DAVID GALE (Kevin Spacey in The
Life Of David Gale).."Circumcision is like a substantial and well-
secured annuity; every year of life you draw the benefits. Parents
cannot make a better paying investment for their little boys" - DR.
P.C. REMONDINO.."The anti-circumcision craze has developed because
groups of conservative, sensitive, medically misinformed individuals,
some with fanatical emotionalism, have not seen the consequences of a
society where males are not circumcised. While medical prophylactic
measures are readily accepted by our society, surgical prophylaxis is
in danger of being discarded by an overemphasis on the return to the
"natural." The intense pain of natural childbirth is seen as a reward
while the minor discomfort, if any, of circumcision is magnified
beyond reason" - DR.GERALD WEISS