Re: More PROOF That Uncircumcised Queers Can't Love!
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> Thank you for your concern, may I suggest, given your great interest in
> fore skin, that you read the following:
>
> [Dirty URL snipped.]
Any mother who wants her son to go through life with a smelly, filthy
foreskin is obviously a fallen women who needs a Holy Laser
Clitoridectomy. I understand that conditions are different in backward
countries all over the world, but it's time for all of you to step into
the 21st century and learn that Holy Circumcision helps prevent he
spread of sexual plagues. Those nasty germs just love a dark, wet,
sticky foreskin to crossbreed in. The problem with foreskins is that
they have to be cleaned several times a day, and most foreign people
just don't bother. I see little chunks of smegma all over the pavement
outside most foreign restaurantsall over Greater Gomorrah. You don't
see such things outside Uncle Abe's Kosher Rib Shack, no sirree.
> As for weight and so forth, my health is quite good, my latest blood
> pressure result was 122/73, which is right on target.
How much do you weigh now? Have you seen Curtsybear's latest picture?
He slimmed down and beefed up. My beloved wife wants to see more of
him for her scrapbook. Do you have any nude photos?
> I guess it is thanks to all that pagan meditation I do.
Pagan meditation will fill your body with demons with unpronounceable
names like Brahmabamarama and Vishnukrishnadippindroopah. Now that
you've brought your physical health under control, what are you doing
about your spiritual health? More to the point (of your cheese weenie,
that is), have you managed to get rid of those vile homosexual urges
yet? Or have you found a man to share your smegma with? Tell me, are
you ever troubled by smegmaliths? Those are little chunks of smegma
that get so hard they can scratch your skin.
I want to tell you all that I just saw parts of the evil pro-homosexual
propaganda movie "Kinsey" yesterday. What gutterfilth from the Pit of
Hell! That's the kind of tripe you get from members of the Roman
Catholic Organization like Liam Neeson and Peter Sarsgaard (or is is
Scargood -- even he doesn't seem to know). There was full frontal
nudity in that picture. Thank heaven there was no real foreskin on
screen. I wonder if they hired stuntmen to do all the queer kissing.
The producers want you to feel pity for homosexuals. They should show
you rimming and fisting instead -- or maybe Dr. Kinkey's daughter
bringing home a Great Dane and telling the family she's going to become
a lesbian dog over and asking Mrs. Kinkey where the extra crunchy
peanut butter is so she can "entertain" her new pet. The real Dr.
Kinkey was a notorious bisexual who circumcised himself. The "made
over," "politically correct" Dr. Kinkey only "punctured" his foreskin.
We see droplets of blood on the floor -- but no chunks of smegma. That
scene's not realistic without those. Dr. Kinkey was supposed to have
an enormous thing down there. The smegma probably landed with a huge
splat every time he let his member out for air. I'm going to rescue a
copy of T.C. Boyle's dirty book on the same subject from the bonfire
pile just long enough to read it to see if it's anywhere near as
disgusting as that movie. Then I'll burn it.
If anyone wants to get rid of the special two-disk collector's edition
of "Dr. Kinkey," please send it to us at the following address, along
with a freewill love offering in any amount, the larger the better, of
course.
First Universal Christian Kingdom
Prayer Box 424326
New Sodom, California 94142-4326
Attn: Bonfire
Ask about my wife's wonderful new T-shirt and novelty designs too.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for foreign smeg heads every
day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
God's Only TRUE Church of Holy Assurance
Trust me -- the name says it all!
Matty
<father...@wowmail.com> said:
> Matty wrote:
>> As for weight and so forth, my health is quite good, my latest blood
>> pressure result was 122/73, which is right on target.
>
> How much do you weigh now? Have you seen Curtsybear's latest picture?
> He slimmed down and beefed up. My beloved wife wants to see more of
> him for her scrapbook. Do you have any nude photos?
Na, not yet, but I'm working at it, push ups, going for a run - not for
a hot body, just to stay healthy.
Matt
Hugh Young
<father...@wowmail.com> said:
>Matty wrote:
>
>> Thank you for your concern, may I suggest, given your great interest in
>> fore skin, that you read the following:
>>
>> [Dirty URL snipped.]
>
>Any mother who wants her son to go through life with a smelly, filthy
>foreskin is obviously a fallen women who needs a Holy Laser
>Clitoridectomy.
> F irst
> U niversal
> C hristian
> K ingdom
>Prayer Box 424326
>New Sodom, California 94142-4326
>Attn: Bonfire
>
>Ask about my wife's wonderful new T-shirt and novelty designs too.
>
>
>Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for foreign smeg heads every
>day,
>
>Reverend Dr. TRUTH
>God's Only TRUE Church of Holy Assurance
>Trust me -- the name says it all!
I do. It does.
Mother Henrietta Hickey, welcome back! We missed you!
Bill Baker
actually allowed to roam the streets freely."
On Tue, 17 Jan 2006 22:21:51 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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--
Funny Sister Lurlean quote #173:
"But I don't hate nobody you faggot!" --Lurlean causes everyone's irony meter
to simultaneously explode.
jbme...@gmail.com
Did you know that in all other developed countries where they don't
circumcise, they have lower rates of AIDS and penile cancer. The United
States, which has the highest circumcision rate out of all the
"industrialized" nations, has the highest rate of penile cancer.
Smegma only develops if you don't wash. I've never had smegma, and all
it takes is washing once a day.
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> I do. It does.
Of course it does. Now will you trust me enough to wield the knife and
relieve of your of your filthy foreskin.
> Mother Henrietta Hickey, welcome back! We missed you!
I'm not Mother Hickey, but she is my Holy Black Queen. One day she
will rule this country, and eventually the world. Then Holy
Circumcision will be mandatory for all men. Crown Princess Keesha
tells me you're a homosexual. Is that true? If it is, you must
dislike women. Will you support me in spreading the Good News about
Holy Clitoridectomy for fallen women? It purifies and completes women
who can't control their lusts, much like uncircumcised men.
I looked at your XXX-rated webpage today. It made me retch! Why are
you so down on God's Chosen People -- after all they've done for
humanity? Why can't you join us in envisioning a world without smegma?
Tell me, do you have sex with a lot of men? Have you performed oral
abominations on both circumcised and uncircumcised men? With the
uncircumcised, isn't there a rancid taste even if smegmaliths don't
actually fall out? How can you deal with that? Wouldn't you rather be
straight? It would make life so simple.
Laying the Holy Gospel Truth on the line for smegmatics every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
God's Ritual Circumciser and Clitoridectomist
Briar Rabbit
Sounds good, sounds simple, but then one wonders why if it is so simple
it does not translate into practice.
This study confirms what has been known for years.
==============================
Association between the intact foreskin and inferior standards of male
genital hygiene behaviour: a cross-sectional study.
O'Farrell N, Quigley M, Fox P.
Pasteur Suite, Ealing Hospital, Uxbridge Rd, London UB1 3HW, UK;
Department of Infectious and Tropical Diseases, London School of
Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, London WC1E 7HT, UK.
This study was undertaken to determine whether non-circumcised men
have inferior standards of genital hygiene behaviour, as measured by
reported washing of the whole penis, compared with circumcised men.
Male attenders at a sexually transmitted infections (STI) clinic at
Ealing Hospital, London had routine STI tests and examinations
performed and were asked about the frequency and thoroughness of
genital washing.
One hundred and fifty non-circumcised and 75 circumcised men were
enrolled. Not always washing the whole penis, including retracting the
foreskin in non-circumcised men every time they washed (defined as
inferior genital hygiene behaviour) was more common in non-circumcised
(26%) than circumcised men (4%) (crude odds ratio = 8.43, 95%
confidence interval: 2.51-28.3, P<0.001) and those with balanitis (42%
and 5%, P=0.036).
Circumcised men were more likely than non-circumcised men to wash the
genital area more than once a day (37% and 19%, P=0.011). Studies
investigating the relationship between male circumcision status and
other outcomes, for example HIV infection, should include assessment
of genital hygiene.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?
cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=16105191&query_hl=1
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> I read your first paragraph.
I hope you didn't stop there. I had more to say after that.
> Did you know that in all other developed countries where they don't
> circumcise, they have lower rates of AIDS and penile cancer. The United
> States, which has the highest circumcision rate out of all the
> "industrialized" nations, has the highest rate of penile cancer.
Cancer of the membrum virile usually strikes the uncircumcised,
however. This country is overrun with illegal immigrants who retain
the customs of their primitive ancestors and refuse to submit to God's
Holy Circumcision. Tell me, are you a homosexual? Heterosexual men
usually aren't fascinated with foreskins and smegma. If you are a
homosexual, do you suck on lots of uncircumcised penises? Isn't there
a distinctive taste, something like month-old mold?
> Smegma only develops if you don't wash.
Ten times a day -- and in much of the world uncircumcised men don't
wash what they're supposed to wash.
> I've never had smegma,
If you're not yet circumcised, you've got smegma. I'd say you've just
grown accustomed to the foul odor.
> and all it takes is washing once a day.
That's what you think. The little chunks of smegma that litter the
floor of most ethnic restaurants tell the tale better than I ever
could.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth before smegmatic men every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Ritual Circumciser
Step right up and let me take care of that dirty thing -- my knife is
sharp and quick
Matty
> When you read this sort of thing, you realize with horror, "This man is
> actually allowed to roam the streets freely."
"It could only happen in America".
Matt
Bill Baker
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> jbme...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> I read your first paragraph.
>
> I hope you didn't stop there. I had more to say after that.
Yes, it was very entertaining.
>> Did you know that in all other developed countries where they don't
>> circumcise, they have lower rates of AIDS and penile cancer. The United
>> States, which has the highest circumcision rate out of all the
>> "industrialized" nations, has the highest rate of penile cancer.
>
> Cancer of the membrum virile usually strikes the uncircumcised,
> however. This country is overrun with illegal immigrants who retain
> the customs of their primitive ancestors and refuse to submit to God's
> Holy Circumcision. Tell me, are you a homosexual? Heterosexual men
> usually aren't fascinated with foreskins and smegma. If you are a
> homosexual, do you suck on lots of uncircumcised penises? Isn't there
> a distinctive taste, something like month-old mold?
And Thurgood knows this, having done extensive taste tests.
>> Smegma only develops if you don't wash.
>
> Ten times a day -- and in much of the world uncircumcised men don't
> wash what they're supposed to wash.
That's a lie -- and a pretty laughable one, at that.
>> I've never had smegma,
>
> If you're not yet circumcised, you've got smegma. I'd say you've just
> grown accustomed to the foul odor.
You could say that, but you'd be wrong.
>> and all it takes is washing once a day.
>
> That's what you think. The little chunks of smegma that litter the
> floor of most ethnic restaurants tell the tale better than I ever
> could.
Yes, none, because they don't exist.
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth before smegmatic men every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Holy Ritual Circumciser
> Step right up and let me take care of that dirty thing -- my knife is
> sharp and quick
--
Bushism 1-12:
"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people
stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they
walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say, 'Man, you're
looking pretty.'"
--Washington, D.C.; November 4, 2004
curtsybear
On 2006-01-19, Dr. Thurgood Tucker <father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> Wouldn't you rather be
> straight? It would make life so simple.
What's simple about being straight? Some supposedly straight people
have to put up with hyperzealous possessive/abusive bigots as their
spouse. Some supposedly straight people find that their "friends"
want to attack their genitals with lasers in some sick compulsive
smegmaphobia. Some supposed straight folks have lost their minds
to the point where they believe anything and everything that sick
people tell them -- sick people who cram garden hoses into unsuspecting
women to force pregnancy upon them, threatening either accepting
the alien impregnation versus having their vaginas slashed to pieces
by old geezers who get their jollies much the same way that Jack
the Ripper used to do.
You ain't got a lot of "simple" to peddle, kook.
--
"When I got with child we moved out to West Portal and it's a lot
nicer. [...] We even got a male whore two blocks away." -- Lurlean
Tucker explains the necessities of planning ahead when buying a house.
curtsybear
On 2006-01-19, Dr. Thurgood Tucker <father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> usually aren't fascinated with foreskins and smegma.
Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
--
"I've always said you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't
always look it in the mouth." -- Lurlean Tucker's follow-up to her
other favorite saying about trying to teach an old dog to make a
silk purse using a stitch in time.
Ian
>Any mother who wants her son to go through life with a smelly, filthy foreskin is obviously a fallen women who needs a Holy Laser
Clitoridectomy.
Well, I don't know about the procedure being the answer, but probably
mental counseling.
> I understand that conditions are different in backward countries all
> over the world, but it's time for all of you to step into the 21st
> century and learn that Holy Circumcision helps prevent he spread
> of sexual plagues. [rest of text snipped (circumcised :-) ) for
> brevity only] ... You don't see such things outside Uncle Abe's
> Kosher Rib Shack, no sirree.
The Hebrews got it right, for sure. Even saw this mentioned once in a
Jehovah's Witness Bible translation/explanation booklet a friend of
mine once accepted from them. I'm not into their religion, but they
deserve some respect for their intellectual honesty on this matter.
I don't accept that the love for foreskin is necessarily a homosexual
thing. I imagine there are plenty of straight guys who want their women
to be attracted to filthy genitals too. As a heterosexual guy who has a
few gay friends, I see nothing wrong or immoral with someone being gay
-- it isn't against nature or God... in fact, since "gay" is everywhere
on the planet, in all societies, in all economic groups, all religions,
etc., it is quite consistent with "natural", of nature, naturally
occurring, and (therefore) a NORMAL occurrence. Uust wanted to set the
record "straight", as it were, on this.
Your salutation is worthy of clarification:
> First Universal Christian Kingdom
F.U.C.K.
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> God's Only TRUE Church of Holy Assurance
G.O.T.C.H.A.
> Trust me -- the name says it all!
Yes it does. You speak the truth in all issues foreskin. No GOTCHAs
there.
Paul Raposo
How can circ'd men retract and wash their foreskin? How can circ's men have
balanitis? They needed twice as many intact men as cut men, just to get
26%? How many of those intact men were immigrants, or first generation
Londoners'?
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes. I
personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
snowballing, and felching, at least for a while. I had to burn the
brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
always said no. I have no interest in homosexual acts. To me they're
dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or mouth,
especially a man's. Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming?
I can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
> "I've always said you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't
> always look it in the mouth."
If you know what's good for you you won't even try!
> -- Lurlean Tucker's follow-up to her
> other favorite saying about trying to teach an old dog to make a
> silk purse using a stitch in time.
She's really good at needlepoint -- maybe she could make you one.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for gym bunnies every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
The Name Says It All
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> curtsybear, a homosexual, wrote:
>
>> Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
>
> Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
That's your story and you're sticking to it, right?
> Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
> baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes.
At least that's what you told the police...
> I personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
> snowballing, and felching, at least for a while. I had to burn the
> brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
> recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
> always said no. I have no interest in homosexual acts.
Try convincing yourself of that, first. If you had no interest, you
wouldn't mention them all the time.
> To me they're dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or
> mouth,
You don't kiss your wife?
> especially a man's. Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming? I
> can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
>
>> "I've always said you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't
>> always look it in the mouth."
>
> If you know what's good for you you won't even try!
Tell that to Lurlean.
>> -- Lurlean Tucker's follow-up to her
>> other favorite saying about trying to teach an old dog to make a silk
>> purse using a stitch in time.
>
> She's really good at needlepoint -- maybe she could make you one.
An old dog, or a stitch in time?
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for gym bunnies every day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> The Name Says It All
--
Bushism 1-3:
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
--St. Louis, Missouri; October 18, 2000
Miriam Blaylock
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> curtsybear, a homosexual, wrote:
>
> > Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
>
> Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
Lurlean could be a cleverly made up drag queen.......
>
> Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
> baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes.
Lesbians do not "screw"
> I
> personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
> snowballing, and felching, at least for a while.
Lesbians do none of that either. You must have been on straight lane
> I had to burn the
> brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
> recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
> always said no.
Gays and Lesbians have 'gaydar" We can tell one of our own. If you were
accosted then you must be.....
> I have no interest in homosexual acts. To me they're
> dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or mouth,
> especially a man's. Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming?
> I can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
What is it with you and describing some of the more exotic homosexual
behaviours in detail?
Does it excite you?
>
>
> Laying gym bunnies every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. RUTH
> The Name Says It All
--
Miriam Blaylock
Membre, L' Academie des Femmes
One of the Lesbian Immortals of the Left Bank
We never die....
"The world would condemn them, but they would rejoice, glorious
outcasts...unashamed and triumphant."
Marguerite Radclyffe-Hall
Mike M
OF GOD,...SO HAPPY THAT MOST OF THE WORLD IS UNMUTILATED (80%) KEEP
BEGGING FOR FORESKINS TO EAT, LIKE BRIAR RABBIT-IT FEEDS YOUR RETARDED
LOBECTOMY. HEHE
Tom
times more smegma than a man's penis. tell us, is your lady
circumcised? or are you getting some smegma every time you kiss her
there?
curtsybear
> curtsybear, a homosexual, wrote:
>> Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
> Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
It was your own words which did you in. You may not be aware of
your own fancy, but your subconscious tells us everything. You
could do us a big favor, though. If you intend on being homosexual,
could you tone down your lusting for little children? We're getting
enough misinformed static on that front from the mindless APH trolls
without your brand of crazy being packaged alongside.
> Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
> baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes. I
> personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
> snowballing, and felching, at least for a while.
You didn't put a stop to the condom-using screwing and the oral
sex? Are those what you're into? And you incorporate punishment
into your sexplay?
> I had to burn the
> brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
> recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
> always said no. I have no interest in homosexual acts. To me they're
> dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or mouth,
> especially a man's.
All you want contact with is foreskin -- you're constantly hitting
up folks hereabouts to come over and let you play with it.
> Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming?
> I can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
The anus is populated with sensitive nerve endings. Some folks,
like you, who are a bit scared of the whole area might demand a
scrubby shower before or other act of cleansing. If that's not up
your alley, perhaps you could try a dental dam of some sort to
alleviate your personal problems.
>> "I've always said you can lead a gift horse to water but you can't
>> always look it in the mouth."
> If you know what's good for you you won't even try!
Howabout lifting the tail and looking at the other end?
>> -- Lurlean Tucker's follow-up to her
>> other favorite saying about trying to teach an old dog to make a
>> silk purse using a stitch in time.
> She's really good at needlepoint -- maybe she could make you one.
I'm happy to hear that she's found a hobby. Do you think she could
do some knitting or crochet? I just don't have the time to make
all the necessary lube-bottle-cozies, what with each and every
different type being a different size and shape. Can't they
standardize the packaging to make it a bit easier?
--
> No gay person ever invented anything?
"Crisco maybe." -- Thurgood explains why partially hydrogenated vegetable
oil causes health problems.
sdan...@nyc.rr.com
Tom
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
Blaylock, among other aliases, wrote:
> Lurlean could be a cleverly made up drag queen.......
And you could be the devil's illegitimate daughter too, old lady! My
beloved wife is completely pure and good. We don't tolerate sexual
aberrations in our holy home.
> Lesbians do not "screw"
That all depends on how narrowly you define that word. A lot of
lesbians live on Lesbo Lane in New Sodom, which the Mexicans call
Valencia Street after some town in Spain. Most of the lesbian
neighbors we had when we lived there joined us in condemning the wild
orgies that went on all night every night in the bushes directly across
from our building. They rarely joined in, but they had their own thing
going farther down the street. They ran a Dildorama store that was
just a few paces from a whole foods grocery. They lured women into
that sex shop and used so-called "marital aids" to get them into
lesbianism. Lesbian hookers offered "deep tissue" massages on
streetcorners down there. Over in the grocery the lesbians introduced
women to the abuse of fruits and vegetables. Lurlean was there once
when a 250-pound lesbian offered a housewife a bunch of bananas. The
housewife said, "No thanks. I don't like bananas." The fat lesbian
told her, "You're probably not using them right!" Now when a woman
uses a sexual device on another, why isn't that "screwing"?
> Lesbians do none of that either.
Liar! Some lesbians rim, others fist. The do honey-dripping and
blood-drinking, too, so I'd hardly call them innocent. They're
certainly not innocent in God's sight. He condemned lesbianism as
"unnatural lust" in His Holy Bible. Put that in your pipe and smoke
it.
> You must have been on straight lane
No, it was Lesbo Lane. Lesbians live there, selling antiques andf old
books up and downm the street, and of course engaging in their evil
recruitment tactics all the time. The homosexual men came there for
the orgies.
> Gays and Lesbians have 'gaydar" We can tell one of our own.
Is that why so many of you get bashed for coming on to straight people?
Your mental decrepitude is showing again. Homosexuals are driven by
wanton lust, not "gaydar."
> If you were accosted then you must be.....
They try to recruit everybody. They pounce on dogs, sheep, goats, even
raccoons! They know their master the devil would give them riches if
they managed to make such a Holy Man as me stumble. Unfortunately for
you they will NEVER succeed.
> What is it with you and describing some of the more exotic homosexual
> behaviours in detail?
That's not exotic and you know it! It's all but universal among male
homosexuals. Susie Bright says lesbians do it too. With all that
cunnilingus going on, many of you switch to rimming the minute the
moaning and thrashing begins.
> Does it excite you?
NO!!! It disgusts me. If your kind stopped doing such things I'd have
less occasion to complain.
> Laying gym bunnies every day,
You have a dirty mind, old lady! I don't go near any vain gym bunnies
EVER! I know what they're up to in the saunas, hot tubs, and steam
rooms at those filthy flesh gyms. I walk by such places on Queer
Street and I can hear the slurping. Your dirty thoughts are the
results of all the frustration that lesbian sex produces. It only gets
worse as the years go by. Go back to your husband and get right with
God.
> Reverend Dr. RUTH
I'm Dr. TRUTH, not Dr. Ruth. She's a crazy old pervert too. She needs
to meet Dr. Laura if you ask me. At least Dr. Ruth's book "Sex for
Dummies" spends a lot of time discussing VD, which is very common among
homosexuals, I gather.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the Line for scatterbrained witches
every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
TRUTH!!!
The Name Says It All!
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> showing your ignorance again, Ian? a woman's vulva produces about 10
> times more smegma than a man's penis.
That depends on the vulva. I hope Dumb Dora is reading this. She
doesn't believe any smegma accumulates inside a woman's pudenda. She's
a lersbian and has had any number of fingers, tongues, and mechanical
devices in her own crevice. She lay with a circumcised man and was so
frustrated she turned lesbian. He tried to turn her own by fingering
her anus. Apparently her crevice was too loose for him and he wanted a
tighter fit. She bragged about getting more pleasure out of a magical
egg than a man. I wonder if she soaked it in LSD before she put it
inside her crevice.
> tell us, is your lady circumcised?
I perform Holy Clitoridectomies on trampy women. God-fearing women who
are faithful to their husbands don't need to undergo that Sacred
Procedure. Men should be circumcised, though. Their foreskins trap
smegmatic gunk next to the skin and produces rancid odor.
> or are you getting some smegma every time you kiss her there?
Ugh! Cunnilingus is a vile act. Tell me, are you a homosexual? Do
you perform oral abominations on both circumcised and uncircumcised
penises? Can you describe the difference in the taste of each? For
some reason people are avoiding this simple question.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for smegmen very day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
A Holy Man of God
Bill Baker
On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 18:22:24 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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--
Bushism 1-5:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
--Washington, D.C.; August 5, 2004
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
him anally while he grunted the following hogwash:
> More craziness from Max...
I am not Max and I am not a kook. Someone recently published a book on
kooks and my name was nowhere to be found in it, not even in the
revised edition. Look for yourself. This is the ISBN: 0922915679.
I don't preach kooky religion. I preach True Religion straight from
the Holy Bible. We believe in Holy Faith Healing, Hellfire Preaching,
Footwashing, Snakehandling, and Bookburning. That makes us perfectly
normal if you ask me.
And by the way, Smeg Head, in light of Curtsybear's comments about
rimming, I demand that you remove the line in your list of what you
MIS-perceive as my beloved wife's "lies" about there being rimmers in
this group. Someone who hasn't at least given that vile act a try is
not going to express such an opinion. I'm tired of him saying we use
garden hoses to perform our Holy Seedings of women. That would be
crude beyond belief! We insert a small non-invasive tubule. Wicked
old Burnin'-dyke once asked if a larger tube could be used. What do
you expect from an unregenerate lesbian like her? We make the tubule
small so no woman could possibly erotify it or get any kind of
jolly-jollies from using it. Lesbians use every strategy at their
disposal to recruit women into their filthy sex cult -- including
smearing joy gel all over the end of inseminatory tubules to make the
inseminees think a latex tube can give them more than a real Male
Member.
That said, Lurlean keeps asking when the new Curtsybear website will be
up -- and how revealing the photos on it will be. I still say if his
buns are firm enough I want to beat them black and blue with my
steel-reinforced bamboo cane from Singapore. A little light pain
drives the demons far away every time.
> Bushism 1-5:
> "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
> thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
> --Washington, D.C.; August 5, 2004
If you don't like Our President, why won't you support Our Holy Black
Queen Henrietta? She will kick the rich, fat, ugly white power, fame,
and money hogs out of office and replace them with righteous members of
God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance.
Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for the UTTERLY lost every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Faith Healing Man of God
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> You really do have a fetish about Clitoris and the female anatomy in geneal.
Not at all! I'm an equal opportunity purifier. I want to circumcise
your filthy foreskin every bit as much as I want to perform a Holy
Laser Clitoridectomy on Dumb Dora and her decrepit Aunt Bagitha. The
difference is that I usually don't give men any anesthetic when I slice
through their filthy foreskins. I often use a serrated edge to make
the experience especially memorable for you. Men should be able to
take the pain. At least two of the women I've clitoridectomized say
there is a slight burning sensation after the procedure. With men
there's more discomfort, I gather. I also like it when there's lots of
blood during a Holy Circumcision. The blood has a cleansing effect.
When I use the serrated edge it splatters everywhere! Tell me, Matty,
how thick is your foreskin? The thick ones usually bleed a lot when
they're severed, even if I use the straight knife. How big are your
smegmaliths? How loud is the sound they make when they go SPLAT on the
floor? Imagine life without them! Finally, do you ever rim?
Blaspheming Bill Baker suggests that none of the homosexuals in this
group rim. What's your opinion?
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for perverted smeg-men every
day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of Almighty God
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> Bill Baker bent over, spread his cheeks wide, and let the devil take him
> anally while he grunted the following hogwash:
Wow, you just can't keep your mind off of my ass can you, Max?
>> More craziness from Max...
>
> I am not Max and I am not a kook. Someone recently published a book on
> kooks and my name was nowhere to be found in it, not even in the revised
> edition. Look for yourself. This is the ISBN: 0922915679.
Just because your name isn't in the book doesn't mean you're not a kook.
> I don't preach kooky religion. I preach True Religion straight from the
> Holy Bible. We believe in Holy Faith Healing, Hellfire Preaching,
> Footwashing, Snakehandling, and Bookburning. That makes us perfectly
> normal if you ask me.
Yes, perfectly normal, if you're comparing yourself to other cults.
> And by the way, Smeg Head, in light of Curtsybear's comments about
> rimming, I demand that you remove the line in your list of what you
> MIS-perceive as my beloved wife's "lies" about there being rimmers in
> this group. Someone who hasn't at least given that vile act a try is
> not going to express such an opinion.
Prove it.
> I'm tired of him saying we use garden hoses to perform our Holy Seedings
> of women. That would be crude beyond belief! We insert a small
> non-invasive tubule. Wicked old Burnin'-dyke once asked if a larger
> tube could be used. What do you expect from an unregenerate lesbian
> like her? We make the tubule small so no woman could possibly erotify
> it or get any kind of jolly-jollies from using it. Lesbians use every
> strategy at their disposal to recruit women into their filthy sex cult
> -- including smearing joy gel all over the end of inseminatory tubules
> to make the inseminees think a latex tube can give them more than a real
> Male Member.
Not that you're a kook, or anything. No, siree...
> That said, Lurlean keeps asking when the new Curtsybear website will be
> up -- and how revealing the photos on it will be. I still say if his
> buns are firm enough I want to beat them black and blue with my
> steel-reinforced bamboo cane from Singapore. A little light pain drives
> the demons far away every time.
You're not homosexual, you just can't stop thinking about other people's
buns.
>> Bushism 1-5:
>> "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
>> stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
>> neither do we." --Washington, D.C.; August 5, 2004
>
> If you don't like Our President, why won't you support Our Holy Black
> Queen Henrietta? She will kick the rich, fat, ugly white power, fame,
> and money hogs out of office and replace them with righteous members of
> God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance.
Because I don't support imaginary people living in your head to be queen
of anything more than your cult.
> Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for the UTTERLY lost every day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Faith Healing Man of God
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Thurgood Lie #12:
"Homosexual sperm terrorists climb trees and deliberately spill their diseased
semen onto passersby."
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Bill Baker
On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 20:34:38 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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--
Funny Lurlean quote #34:
"I hope a piece of the sun falls directly on Baghdad and burns it all up."
--Lurlean provides her own commentary to the lyrics "Re, a drop of golden sun"
Matty
<father...@wowmail.com> said:
> Matty, a foreign smeg-man and homosexual, wrote:
>
>> You really do have a fetish about Clitoris and the female anatomy in geneal.
>
> Not at all! I'm an equal opportunity purifier. I want to circumcise
> your filthy foreskin every bit as much as I want to perform a Holy
> Laser Clitoridectomy on Dumb Dora and her decrepit Aunt Bagitha. The
> difference is that I usually don't give men any anesthetic when I slice
> through their filthy foreskins. I often use a serrated edge to make
> the experience especially memorable for you. Men should be able to
> take the pain. At least two of the women I've clitoridectomized say
> there is a slight burning sensation after the procedure. With men
> there's more discomfort, I gather. I also like it when there's lots of
> blood during a Holy Circumcision. The blood has a cleansing effect.
> When I use the serrated edge it splatters everywhere! Tell me, Matty,
> how thick is your foreskin? The thick ones usually bleed a lot when
> they're severed, even if I use the straight knife. How big are your
> smegmaliths? How loud is the sound they make when they go SPLAT on the
> floor? Imagine life without them! Finally, do you ever rim?
> Blaspheming Bill Baker suggests that none of the homosexuals in this
> group rim. What's your opinion?
Well, I don't rim - not that I have anything against, it just isn't my
thing - just as, I'm sure, there are heterosexuals who aren't into oral
sex; there are even those who don't have sex at all!
As for my foreskin status - if one cleans it on a regular basis, the
old wives tale of 'smegma' is a just that, an old tale.
Matt
Matty
> Isn't Max silly?
Well, atleast he has a degree of humour, which brightens up my day :D
Matt
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
he shrieked in the resulting pain/pleasure he felt:
> Wow, you just can't keep your mind off of my *ss can you, Max?
You're Max, Max. I'm the Reverend Thurgood Tucker, a True Man of God.
I don't think about your dirty backside, as a matter of fact. Has
anyone at your favorite gay bar rimmed it out lately? Have I ever
asked you for a picture? I know that flogging your buns won't save you
from eternal damnation because of your filthy blasphemy. Curtsybear
and Matty, however, can still be saved if Discipline is administered in
time. I don't want to slaver over their buns. I want to beat them
black and blue to drive the demons out.
> Just because your name isn't in the book doesn't mean you're not a kook.
It proves that my Holiness Preaching isn't kooky. The weirdos in that
book are kooks, not I. I am Good, True, and Pure!
> Yes, perfectly normal, if you're comparing yourself to other cults.
No! Those practices are all in the Holy Bible. Cults deviate from
Scriptural teaching. Look at the Reverend Moon, David Koresh, Jim
Jones, Bhakitvedanta Prabhupada, and Shoko Asahara. They inverted
Scriptural teachings (not only from the Holy Bible, but from pagan
scriptures too) to make themselves appear divine to gullible followers.
Holy Queen Henrietta doesn't do that. She's not an autocrat. She is
fair and righteous. I am allowed to disagree with her on the subject
of Holy Clitoridectomy, which PROVES that dissent isn't silenced as
long as it's Biblically based. She also has to answer to the board
like everyone else. Our True Religion is the one Jesus Christ founded
in Galilee. His Disciples were mostly Black Jews and so are the
leaders of Our Holy Church. There is DIRECT apostolic succession. You
don't find that in the Roman Catholic Organization. The Italians took
it over. You find True Christianity in Armenia, Abyssinia, and South
Dallas.
> Prove it.
No one who hasn't at least tried rimming -- and haven't most male
homosexuals? -- is going to glorify such an abomination.
> Not that you're a kook, or anything. No, siree...
I am not. I am a True Christian Believer. One of the regulars in the
Godless kook group agrees that I'm no kook.
> You're not homosexual, you just can't stop thinking about other people's
> buns.
I don't want to lick or rim them. I want to BEAT them to a pulp to
drive the demons out of them. That's Christianity, not homosexuality.
> Because I don't support imaginary people living in your head to be queen
> of anything more than your cult.
Holy Queen Henrietta is not imaginary. She will rule the world one
day. She will institutionalize floggings and canings. Then you will
know she is God's Chosen Black Queen and not the leader of any cult.
God's One TRUE Holy Church is not a cult in the first place. Wait
until you stand before Our Holy Black Christ and have to answer for ALL
your blasphemy against His Holy Church and His Good People.
> Thurgood Holy TRUTH #12,686:
> "Homosexual sperm terrorists climb trees and deliberately spill their diseased
> semen onto passersby."
> news:1133852371.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
That's not a lie! That happens in Dolores Park with some frequency.
It's how some people get infected with AIDS without having sex with an
AIDS victim.
Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for ignorant devil-sodomized
smeg-men every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Bun-Beating Exorcist
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> Well, I don't rim - not that I have anything against, it just isn't my
> thing - just as, I'm sure, there are heterosexuals who aren't into oral
> sex; there are even those who don't have sex at all!
The Roman Catholic Organization teaches that homosexuals must abstain
from all sexual activity. God is pleased with such abstinence. Our
Holy Church, which is the True Church that Christ Jesus founded two
millennia ago, can heal homosexual lust completely. That way
abstinence isn't necessary -- unless you're infected with AIDS or
herpes. Then we recommend a complete penectomy and Holy Castration.
Have you had any gay diseases yet?
> As for my foreskin status - if one cleans it on a regular basis,
A huge IF for foreign homosexuals.
> the old wives tale of 'smegma' is a just that, an old tale.
Don't you know that most of those so-called "old tales" are completely
true? I think you've simply grown accustomed to the foul stench of
smegma. Imagine living both smegma-free and odor-free, at least as far
as your private parts are concerned? Now about the rimming, have you
ever tried it? Has anyone ever rimmed you? Do you know anyone who
gets into rimming?
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for foreign people every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of God
Bill Baker
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> Satan sodomized blaspheming smeg-man Bill Baker again and this is what
> he shrieked in the resulting pain/pleasure he felt:
It's either my ass or my sex life, isn't it, Max?
>> Wow, you just can't keep your mind off of my *ss can you, Max?
>
> You're Max, Max. I'm the Reverend Thurgood Tucker, a True Man of God.
Whatever you say, Max.
> I don't think about your dirty backside, as a matter of fact.
You fantasize about it enough to think it's dirty.
> Has anyone at your favorite gay bar rimmed it out lately?
It wouldn't be dirty if they had, now would it?
> Have I ever asked you for a picture? I know that flogging your buns
> won't save you from eternal damnation because of your filthy blasphemy.
Well, I guess that shoots your fantasy, then.
> Curtsybear and Matty, however, can still be saved if Discipline is
> administered in time. I don't want to slaver over their buns. I want
> to beat them black and blue to drive the demons out.
And how do you know they won't like it?
>> Just because your name isn't in the book doesn't mean you're not a
>> kook.
>
> It proves that my Holiness Preaching isn't kooky. The weirdos in that
> book are kooks, not I. I am Good, True, and Pure!
The cry of the kook: "I am not a kook!"
>> Yes, perfectly normal, if you're comparing yourself to other cults.
>
> No! Those practices are all in the Holy Bible. Cults deviate from
> Scriptural teaching.
Just like you do.
> Look at the Reverend Moon, David Koresh, Jim Jones, Bhakitvedanta
> Prabhupada, and Shoko Asahara. They inverted Scriptural teachings (not
> only from the Holy Bible, but from pagan scriptures too) to make
> themselves appear divine to gullible followers.
And that's no different than you.
> Holy Queen Henrietta doesn't do that. She's not an autocrat. She is
> fair and righteous. I am allowed to disagree with her on the subject of
> Holy Clitoridectomy, which PROVES that dissent isn't silenced as long as
> it's Biblically based. She also has to answer to the board like
> everyone else. Our True Religion is the one Jesus Christ founded in
> Galilee. His Disciples were mostly Black Jews and so are the leaders of
> Our Holy Church. There is DIRECT apostolic succession. You don't find
> that in the Roman Catholic Organization. The Italians took it over. You
> find True Christianity in Armenia, Abyssinia, and South Dallas.
The cry of the cultist: "We're not a cult!"
>> Prove it.
>
> No one who hasn't at least tried rimming -- and haven't most male
> homosexuals? -- is going to glorify such an abomination.
Lack of proof noted.
>> Not that you're a kook, or anything. No, siree...
>
> I am not. I am a True Christian Believer. One of the regulars in the
> Godless kook group agrees that I'm no kook.
One said that you're a troll, one said that you're a coward. Which one do
you agree with?
>> You're not homosexual, you just can't stop thinking about other
>> people's buns.
>
> I don't want to lick or rim them. I want to BEAT them to a pulp to
> drive the demons out of them. That's Christianity, not homosexuality.
Suuuurrrrreeeee!
>> Because I don't support imaginary people living in your head to be
>> queen of anything more than your cult.
>
> Holy Queen Henrietta is not imaginary. She will rule the world one day.
> She will institutionalize floggings and canings. Then you will know
> she is God's Chosen Black Queen and not the leader of any cult. God's
> One TRUE Holy Church is not a cult in the first place. Wait until you
> stand before Our Holy Black Christ and have to answer for ALL your
> blasphemy against His Holy Church and His Good People.
Let's give Max a hand, people. Isn't he silly?
>> Thurgood Lie #12:
>> "Homosexual sperm terrorists climb trees and deliberately spill their
>> diseased semen onto passersby."
>> news:1133852371.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
>
> That's not a lie! That happens in Dolores Park with some frequency.
> It's how some people get infected with AIDS without having sex with an
> AIDS victim.
No proof? Claim fails.
> Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for ignorant devil-sodomized
> smeg-men every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Bun-Beating Exorcist
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Lurlean Lie #18:
He's a closet Hindu that's infiltrated the Lutheran Church with all his Satanic
doctrines in order to pull it down.
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Bill Baker
On Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:55:58 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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--
Lurlean Lie #26:
"This refers to Curtsybear's claim"
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Miriam Blaylock
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> An amazing and brilliant lesbian named MiriamBlaylock wrote
>
> > Lurlean could be a cleverly made up drag queen.......
>
> And you could be the devil's illegitimate daughter too, old lady! My
> beloved wife is completely pure and good. We don't tolerate sexual
> aberrations in our holy home.
Really? You sing the praises of mutilating women. You could be into nearly
anything with that kind of extremist body modification fetish.
>
>
> > Lesbians do not "screw"
>
> That all depends on how narrowly you define that word. A lot of
> lesbians live on Lesbo Lane in New Sodom, which the Mexicans call
> Valencia Street after some town in Spain.
Lovely place, but I prefer the Barcelona area, particularly the beaches on
a moonlight night.
> Lesbian hookers offered "deep tissue" massages on
> streetcorners down there. Over in the grocery the lesbians introduced
> women to the abuse of fruits and vegetables. Lurlean was there once
> when a 250-pound lesbian offered a housewife a bunch of bananas. The
> housewife said, "No thanks. I don't like bananas." The fat lesbian
> told her, "You're probably not using them right!" Now when a woman
> uses a sexual device on another, why isn't that "screwing"?
Most Lesbians do not use toys.
Bi women or the polymorphous perverse like Bro Buck do....
>
>
> > Lesbians do none of that either.
>
> Liar! Some lesbians rim, others fist.
If they do, they are the exceptions rather than the rule.....
> The do honey-dripping and
> blood-drinking, too, so I'd hardly call them innocent. They're
> certainly not innocent in God's sight.
God loves us.
> He condemned lesbianism as
> "unnatural lust" in His Holy Bible. Put that in your pipe and smoke
> it.
Unnatural lust, the phrase from St Paul, refers to the rituals of the Roman
State Cult....
>
>
> > You must have been on straight lane
>
> No, it was Lesbo Lane. Lesbians live there, selling antiques andf old
> books up and downm the street, and of course engaging in their evil
> recruitment tactics all the time. The homosexual men came there for
> the orgies.
The Lesbians threw orgies? Doubtful...
>
>
> > Gays and Lesbians have 'gaydar" We can tell one of our own.
>
> Is that why so many of you get bashed for coming on to straight people?
We don't. That is the excuse that straight or bi men use to get off on
asault or murder charges.
>
> Your mental decrepitude is showing again. Homosexuals are driven by
> wanton lust, not "gaydar."
Your lack of intellectual celerity is apparent....
>
>
> > If you were accosted then you must be.....
>
> They try to recruit everybody. They pounce on dogs, sheep, goats, even
> raccoons!
Ok, I spit my coffee on that one.
Silly but humourous.....
> They know their master the devil would give them riches if
> they managed to make such a Holy Man as me stumble. Unfortunately for
> you they will NEVER succeed.
You have stumbled, you mutilate God's creation, Her Opus, woman.....
>
>
> > What is it with you and describing some of the more exotic homosexual
> > behaviours in detail?
>
> That's not exotic and you know it! It's all but universal among male
> homosexuals. Susie Bright says lesbians do it too.
Ms Bright appears to be a clever pornographer, and the largest cosumers of
porn are straight men, usually conservatives....
> With all that
> cunnilingus going on, many of you switch to rimming the minute the
> moaning and thrashing begins.
No, we don't
>
>
> > Does it excite you?
>
> NO!!! It disgusts me. If your kind stopped doing such things I'd have
> less occasion to complain.
We don't do it, stop reading porn.....
>
>
> > Laying gym bunnies every day,
>
> You have a dirty mind, old lady! I don't go near any vain gym bunnies
> EVER! I know what they're up to in the saunas, hot tubs, and steam
> rooms at those filthy flesh gyms. I walk by such places on Queer
> Street and I can hear the slurping. Your dirty thoughts are the
> results of all the frustration that lesbian sex produces. It only gets
> worse as the years go by. Go back to your husband and get right with
> God.
My ex is remarried.
You are the one always describing vile acts.
I had to look up who Susie Bright was.
You probably read "Darklady" too.....
>
>
> > Reverend Dr. RUTH
>
> I'm Dr. TRUTH, not Dr. Ruth. She's a crazy old pervert too. She needs
> to meet Dr. Laura if you ask me.
I've seen the nudes of Dr Laura taken by her lover while she was engaging
in adultery.....
> At least Dr. Ruth's book "Sex for
> Dummies" spends a lot of time discussing VD, which is very common among
> homosexuals, I gather.
Not amongst Lesbians.....
>
>
> Laying scatterbrained witches every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TWADDLE
>
> My Voices Say It All!
Miriam Blaylock
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Matty, a foreign smeg-man and homosexual, wrote:
>
> > You really do have a fetish about Clitoris and the female anatomy in geneal.
>
> Fetishes? I have them all! I'm an equal opportunity perv. I want to circumcise
>
> your filthy foreskin every bit as much as I want to perform a Holy
> Laser Clitoridectomy on Dora and the stunning Miriam Blaylock. The
> difference is that I usually don't give men any anesthetic when I slice
> through their filthy foreskins. I often use a serrated edge to make
> the experience especially memorable for you. Men should be able to
> take the pain. At least two of the women I've clitoridectomized say
> there is a slight burning sensation after the procedure. With men
> there's more discomfort, I gather. I also like it when there's lots of
> blood during a Holy Circumcision. The blood has a cleansing effect.
> When I use the serrated edge it splatters everywhere! Tell me, Matty,
> how thick is your foreskin? The thick ones usually bleed a lot when
> they're severed, even if I use the straight knife. How big are your
> smegmaliths? How loud is the sound they make when they go SPLAT on the
> floor? Imagine life without them! Finally, do you ever rim?
> Blaspheming Bill Baker suggests that none of the homosexuals in this
> group rim. What's your opinion?
My opinion is that you need 24 hour care in a nursing home.....
>
>
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for perverted smeg-men every
> day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Holy Man of Almighty God
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Lily Langrty
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" bent over, spread his cheeks wide, and let the devil take
him anally while he grunted the following hogwash:
> Bill Baker wrote:
>
> Someone recently published a book on
> kooks and my name was nowhere to be found in it, not even in the
> revised edition.
I apologize for them overlooking you.....
> Look for yourself. This is the ISBN: 0922915679.
>
> I don't preach kooky religion.
Hmmm.....Lesbian Vampires, Diseases from a Stellar Body that one one has heard of,
the annex to hell being on Venus, mutilations, torture......let the public judge
whether or not it is kooky, spooky , or oooky.......
> I preach True Religion straight from
> the Holy Bible. We believe in Holy Faith Healing, Hellfire Preaching,
> Footwashing, Snakehandling, and Bookburning. That makes us perfectly
> normal if you ask me.
As normal as Jim Jones, David Koresh, the Sceientologists, or the people who wanted
to hith a ride on Hale-Bopp
>
>
> And by the way, Smeg Head, in light of Curtsybear's comments about
> rimming, I demand that you remove the line in your list of what you
> MIS-perceive as my beloved wife's "lies" about there being rimmers in
> this group. Someone who hasn't at least given that vile act a try is
> not going to express such an opinion.
NO foundation for that statement.
> I'm tired of him saying we use
> garden hoses to perform our Holy Seedings of women. That would be
> crude beyond belief! We insert a small non-invasive tubule. Wicked
> old Burnin'-dyke once asked if a larger tube could be used.
It is still rape.
> What do
> you expect from an unregenerate lesbian like her?
More truth than from you...
> We make the tubule
> small so no woman could possibly erotify it or get any kind of
> jolly-jollies from using it.
You fear the sensual eroticism of women.....
Hence your desire to mutilate them.....
> Lesbians use every strategy at their
> disposal to recruit women into their filthy sex cult -- including
> smearing joy gel all over the end of inseminatory tubules to make the
> inseminees think a latex tube can give them more than a real Male
> Member.
"Joy Gel??"
>
>
> That said, Lurlean keeps asking when the new Curtsybear website will be
> up -- and how revealing the photos on it will be. I still say if his
> buns are firm enough I want to beat them black and blue with my
> steel-reinforced bamboo cane from Singapore. A little light pain
> drives the demons far away every time.
and excites you no end........you are definitely a fetishist.....
>
>
> > Bushism 1-5:
> > "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
> > thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
> > --Washington, D.C.; August 5, 2004
>
> If you don't like Our President, why won't you support Our Holy Black
> Queen Henrietta? She will kick the rich, fat, ugly white power, fame,
> and money hogs out of office and replace them with righteous members of
> God's ONLY True Church of Holy Assurance.
We are all supporting Kate Clinton in '08
>
>
> UTTERLY lost every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. STRIPES
> Faith Caning Man
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Lily Langtry
Owner of the Club, "The Haven," in San Francisco
Primogen of Clan Toreador
We never die....
"We're all around you"
Lily Langtry
Lily Langrty
"Satan sodomized blaspheming Dr. Thurgood Tucker" shrieked in the resulting
pain/pleasure he felt::
> Bill Baker wrote:
>
>
> > Wow, you just can't keep your mind off of my *ss can you, Max?
>
> You're Max, Max. I'm the Reverend Thurgood Tucker, a True Man of God.
> I don't think about your dirty backside, as a matter of fact. Has
> anyone at your favorite gay bar rimmed it out lately?
You are thinking about Bill's backside.
> Have I ever
> asked you for a picture? I know that flogging your buns won't save you
> from eternal damnation because of your filthy blasphemy.
You have asked men here for buns pics.....
> Curtsybear
> and Matty, however, can still be saved if Discipline is administered in
> time. I want to slaver over their buns. I want to beat them
> black and blue to drive my demons out.
You are quite the fetishist
>
>
> > Just because your name isn't in the book doesn't mean you're not a kook.
>
> It proves that my Holiness Preaching isn't kooky. The weirdos in that
> book are kooks, not I. I am Good, True, and Pure!
It proves that they missed you somehow......
>
>
> > Yes, perfectly normal, if you're comparing yourself to other cults.
>
> No! Those practices are all in the Holy Bible. Cults deviate from
> Scriptural teaching. Look at the Reverend Moon, David Koresh, Jim
> Jones, Bhakitvedanta Prabhupada, and Shoko Asahara. They inverted
> Scriptural teachings (not only from the Holy Bible, but from pagan
> scriptures too) to make themselves appear divine to gullible followers.
You claim to have Prince Humperdink channeling Jesus in your newsletter...
>
> Holy Queen Henrietta doesn't do that. She's not an autocrat. She is
> fair and righteous. I am allowed to disagree with her on the subject
> of Holy Clitoridectomy, which PROVES that dissent isn't silenced as
> long as it's Biblically based.
You are NOT allowed to perform them, and they are illegal, btw...you committed
felonies....
> She also has to answer to the board
> like everyone else. Our True Religion is the one Jesus Christ founded
> in Galilee. His Disciples were mostly Black Jews and so are the
> leaders of Our Holy Church.
Must have made it difficult for Peter and Paul in Rome.....
> There is DIRECT apostolic succession. You
> don't find that in the Roman Catholic Organization.
They say that you do and they have Peter's bones.....
> The Italians took
> it over. You find True Christianity in Armenia, Abyssinia, and South
> Dallas.
Hmmmm...Anatolian Turkey, Ethopia, South Dallas.....three backwards areas noted for
intolerance....
>
>
> > Prove it.
>
> No one who hasn't at least tried rimming -- and haven't most male
> homosexuals? -- is going to glorify such an abomination.
You accused Lesbians of it too, and we by and large do not do any such thing
>
>
> > Not that you're a kook, or anything. No, siree...
>
> I am not. I am a True Christian Believer. One of the regulars in the
> Godless kook group agrees that I'm no kook.
You are a misogynistic fetishist, a mutilator of women, a violator and rapist of the
comatose...
>
>
> > You're not homosexual, you just can't stop thinking about other people's
> > buns.
>
> I don't want to lick or rim them. I want to BEAT them to a pulp to
> drive the demons out of them. That's Christianity, not homosexuality.
That is BDSM....
>
>
> > Because I don't support imaginary people living in your head to be queen
> > of anything more than your cult.
>
> Holy Queen Henrietta is not imaginary. She will rule the world one
> day. She will institutionalize floggings and canings.
She will go to jail.
> Then you will
> know she is God's Chosen Black Queen and not the leader of any cult.
> God's One TRUE Holy Church is not a cult in the first place.
It is a cult, the whole "Obsidian potty" thing.....
> Wait
> until you stand before Our Holy Black Christ and have to answer for ALL
> your blasphemy against His Holy Church and His Good People.
God will judge me, and I hope that She is merciful.
>
>
> > Thurgood Holy TRUTH #12,686:
> > "Homosexual sperm terrorists climb trees and deliberately spill their diseased
> > semen onto passersby."
> > news:1133852371.0...@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
>
> That's not a lie! That happens in Dolores Park with some frequency.
> It's how some people get infected with AIDS without having sex with an
> AIDS victim.
Unless they have skin lesions it is impossible. The virus is fragile.
You are lying and spreading homophobic propaganda.
You lie regularly.
You say that I am a Vampire....
>
>
> Laying the devil-sodomized men every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. Pervgood
> Bun-Beating Fetishist
You can't really see me
Funny, they sprout this bullshit, never thinking it would be used upon
their child, or children.
I don't knwo what's worse, the university or the military, but all
these weapons, and the whole thing coming apart.
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
and let Satan's legion of demons take him one by one, filling his
digestive tract with radioactive gunk and goo, which proceeded to spew
out of his mouth as follows:
> Max has really gone off the deep end here...
Why do you keep calling me Max, you filthy smeg-head? I'm going to ask
Max to come and lecture here -- he doesn't "preach" because he's not a
Christian -- so you'll be able to tell the difference. If anybody's a
kook, he is. He's against Holy Circumcision AND Holy Clitoridectomy.
He thinks whoredom should be legalized! He's in favor of homosexuality
and queer sham marriage too. He was a member of American Atheists
before Madalyn O'Hair was murdered and sent to Venus to suffer eternal
torment in the Valley of Vengeance. If you ask me, he's as wicked as
you are. He doesn't believe in an eternal hell but he at least knows
how the Spiral Nebula Ganna was discovered. He may have been the man
in the gay bar who tried to put the move on you. How long ago did that
happen? Or has it happened many times? You know how homosexuals are.
One of our secret agents went into a gay bar and found an actual portal
to Venus in the back room -- the room where the orgies usually take
place. He heard moans and groans coming from the darkness and assumed
a wild orgy was in full swing. When he tried to enter -- to save as
many of the sinners in there as possible by witnessing to them, of
course, not to join in the perversions -- the Angel of the Lord
appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
darkness. Neither came out.
Watch the newspapers. There will soon be a rash of disappearances
linked to gay bars. The corrupt press will blame a gay-bashing serial
killer. True Christians know that God is calling these people to a
swift Judgment on a red-hot planet only about 30 million miles away.
> Lurlean TRUTH #3,196:
> Did you know he finally admitted he's got smegma?
> news:1dcee589.04112...@posting.google.com
You did -- back on November 27, 2004. Did you forget already?
This is the message ID...
pan.2004.11.27....@postini.spamcon.org
You were writing to my beloved Lurlean, calling her Max too, and you
wrote, "Your obsession with me and my smegma is duly noted..." If you
didn't have smegma, there wouldn't be any to obsess over. Lurlean and
I only want to help you by circumcising your filthy foreskin. You need
to remove that alleged "lie" from your list now. You're the one who's
lying, as usual, not my sweet Lurlean. Lurlean doesn't lie. You also
used a lot of foul language back then. Was that period especially
frustrating for you since you're over thirty now and the homosexuals at
your favorite gay bar are after younger men now?
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for lying smeg-men every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of God
Meet Jesus at Our Holy Repenthouse
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1137975103.7...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
> Bill Baker bent over, spread his butt cheeks as wide as they would go,
> and let Satan's legion of demons take him one by one, filling his
> digestive tract with radioactive gunk and goo, which proceeded to spew
> out of his mouth as follows:
Your fantasies about me get wilder and wilder, Max...
>> Max has really gone off the deep end here...
>
> Why do you keep calling me Max, you filthy smeg-head? I'm going to ask
> Max to come and lecture here -- he doesn't "preach" because he's not a
> Christian -- so you'll be able to tell the difference. If anybody's a
> kook, he is. He's against Holy Circumcision AND Holy Clitoridectomy.
> He thinks whoredom should be legalized! He's in favor of homosexuality
> and queer sham marriage too. He was a member of American Atheists
> before Madalyn O'Hair was murdered and sent to Venus to suffer eternal
> torment in the Valley of Vengeance. If you ask me, he's as wicked as
> you are. He doesn't believe in an eternal hell but he at least knows
> how the Spiral Nebula Ganna was discovered. He may have been the man
> in the gay bar who tried to put the move on you. How long ago did that
> happen? Or has it happened many times? You know how homosexuals are.
> One of our secret agents went into a gay bar and found an actual portal
> to Venus in the back room -- the room where the orgies usually take
> place. He heard moans and groans coming from the darkness and assumed
> a wild orgy was in full swing. When he tried to enter -- to save as
> many of the sinners in there as possible by witnessing to them, of
> course, not to join in the perversions -- the Angel of the Lord
> appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
> anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
> transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
> watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
> darkness. Neither came out.
ROTFLMAO!!! This is just priceless k00kery!
> Watch the newspapers. There will soon be a rash of disappearances
> linked to gay bars. The corrupt press will blame a gay-bashing serial
> killer. True Christians know that God is calling these people to a
> swift Judgment on a red-hot planet only about 30 million miles away.
Yeah...OK, Max...
>> Lurlean Lie #31:
>> Did you know he finally admitted he's got smegma?
>> news:1dcee589.04112...@posting.google.com
>
> You did -- back on November 27, 2004. Did you forget already?
Please point out in the message below where I said, "I have smegma".
> This is the message ID...
> pan.2004.11.27....@postini.spamcon.org
>
> You were writing to my beloved Lurlean, calling her Max too, and you
> wrote, "Your obsession with me and my smegma is duly noted..." If you
> didn't have smegma, there wouldn't be any to obsess over.
Yeah, kind of strange that you and she do anyway, huh?
> Lurlean and I only want to help you by circumcising your filthy
> foreskin. You need to remove that alleged "lie" from your list now.
It stays.
> You're the one who's lying, as usual, not my sweet Lurlean. Lurlean
> doesn't lie.
Then why hasn't she sued me yet for posting her silly rant to
ex-Christian.net?
> You also used a lot of foul language back then. Was that period
> especially frustrating for you since you're over thirty now and the
> homosexuals at your favorite gay bar are after younger men now?
Nope.
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for lying smeg-men every day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Holy Man of God
> Meet Jesus at Our Holy Repenthouse
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Funny Lurlean quote #40:
"I'm a married woman with a baby and a home and I'm a FREAK" --What can I say?
She admitted it.
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> When he tried to enter -- to save as
> many of the sinners in there as possible by witnessing to them, of
> course, not to join in the perversions -- the Angel of the Lord
> appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
> anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
> transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
> watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
> darkness. Neither came out.
>
> Watch the newspapers. There will soon be a rash of disappearances
> linked to gay bars. The corrupt press will blame a gay-bashing serial
> killer. True Christians know that God is calling these people to a
> swift Judgment on a red-hot planet only about 30 million miles away.
The press, armed with our collection of your quotes, will blame you, but
you wull be found not guilty by reason of insantity and sent to our secular
mental hiospital to be cured of YOUR beliefs: Mutilating women, wild gangs
of men masturbating in trees, hordes of plump women recruiting, scheming
Lesbian Vampires in positions of power, diseases from somewhere in space,
etc...
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Bill Baker bent over, spread his butt cheeks as wide as they would go,
Homosexual pre-occupations, despite homophobic rantings
>
> If anybody's a
> kook, he is. He's against Holy Circumcision AND Holy Clitoridectomy.
Thurgood believes that sexually mutilating women is "holy"
He obviously fears the erotic power of women.
> He thinks whoredom should be legalized! He's in favor of homosexuality
> and queer sham marriage too.
More gaybashing
> He was a member of American Atheists
> before Madalyn O'Hair was murdered and sent to Venus to suffer eternal
> torment in the Valley of Vengeance.
Mythological nonsense or psychotic ranting?
> He may have been the man
> in the gay bar who tried to put the move on you. How long ago did that
> happen? Or has it happened many times? You know how homosexuals are.
More homophobia coupled with his interminable homosexual curiousity
>
> One of our secret agents went into a gay bar and found an actual portal
> to Venus in the back room -- the room where the orgies usually take
> place. He heard moans and groans coming from the darkness and assumed
> a wild orgy was in full swing. When he tried to enter -- to save as
> many of the sinners in there as possible by witnessing to them, of
> course, not to join in the perversions
He instantly offers an excuse for one of his friends being in a gay orgy
room
> -- the Angel of the Lord
> appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
> anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
> transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
> watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
> darkness. Neither came out.
Paranoia, lies, or mythology?
>
>
> Watch the newspapers. There will soon be a rash of disappearances
> linked to gay bars. The corrupt press will blame a gay-bashing serial
> killer. True Christians know that God is calling these people to a
> swift Judgment on a red-hot planet only about 30 million miles away.
Wishing torture upon others, he also directly sends people to be tortured
in real-life...
>
>
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for lying smeg-men every day,
Part of his obsession with foreskins
>
>
Lillie Langtry
Owner of the Club, "The Haven,"
Primogen of Clan Toreador
We never die....
"Whatever you humans fear you hunt down as freaks and monsters. Put 'em in
a cage -- oh! or better yet -- burn them at the stake."
Lillie Langtry
Bill Baker
<Lesbian...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net> wrote in message
news:<43D5B294...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net>...
>> He was a member of American Atheists
>> before Madalyn O'Hair was murdered and sent to Venus to suffer eternal
>> torment in the Valley of Vengeance.
>
> Mythological nonsense or psychotic ranting?
>
>> -- the Angel of the Lord
>> appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
>> anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
>> transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
>> watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
>> darkness. Neither came out.
>
> Paranoia, lies, or mythology?
I found a recording of what I imagine Max sounds like while he's posting
his nonsense...
http://faultgame.com/images/haahahah.wav
--
Lurlean Lie #21:
"he says he believes souls come to earth from other planets."
news:1dcee589.04082...@posting.google.com
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> I found a recording of what I imagine Max sounds like while he's posting
> his nonsense...
> http://faultgame.com/images/haahahah.wav
That's how I imagine you sound like when you're filled with demons and
laughing at God's Sacred Revealed Truths -- just like a hyena. You'll
sing an entirely different tune once you reach the Valley of Vengeance,
however. Max hasn't posted here for some time, but I've asked him to
come back and address the issue of your proliferation of smegma in this
newsgroup. According to rumor, he has a smegma problem too, being an
ex-Soviet Jew. He also loves the sick homosexuals so much I'm sure the
two of you can find something to talk nonsense about. Maybe he can
even charm the old lady out of her fortune.
I for my part will remain with Jesus!
Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for brain-dead idiots every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Come meet Jesus at Mother Tucker's Repenthouse
www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1138082234.9...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
> Bill Baker grunted even more of the devil's filthy lies:
Nothing about my ass this time, Max?
>> I found a recording of what I imagine Max sounds like while he's posting
>> his nonsense...
>
>> http://faultgame.com/images/haahahah.wav
>
> That's how I imagine you sound like when you're filled with demons and
> laughing at God's Sacred Revealed Truths -- just like a hyena. You'll
> sing an entirely different tune once you reach the Valley of Vengeance,
> however. Max hasn't posted here for some time, but I've asked him to
> come back and address the issue of your proliferation of smegma in this
> newsgroup. According to rumor, he has a smegma problem too, being an
> ex-Soviet Jew. He also loves the sick homosexuals so much I'm sure the
> two of you can find something to talk nonsense about. Maybe he can
> even charm the old lady out of her fortune.
Yeah, I knew you had control of when Max posts.
> I for my part will remain with Jesus!
>
>
> Laying the Gospel Truth on the line for brain-dead idiots every day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Come meet Jesus at Mother Tucker's Repenthouse
> www.cafepress.com/repenthouse
--
Thurgood Lie #11:
"homosexuals [run] around spreading every disease known to medical science and
then some"
news:1132377851.1...@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger
"Bill Baker" <wba...@postini.spamcon.org> wrote in message
news:pan.2006.01.24....@postini.spamcon.org...
> On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 04:52:39 +0000, Lillie Langtry
> <Lesbian...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net> wrote in message
> news:<43D5B294...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net>...
>
>>> He was a member of American Atheists
>>> before Madalyn O'Hair was murdered and sent to Venus to suffer eternal
>>> torment in the Valley of Vengeance.
>>
>> Mythological nonsense or psychotic ranting?
>>
>>> -- the Angel of the Lord
>>> appeared to him out of the darkness and told him to stay away, that
>>> anyone who stepped into the blackness of the room would be immediately
>>> transported to the Valley of Vengeance on a maser beam. While he
>>> watched at least two lust-crazed homosexuals ventured into the
>>> darkness. Neither came out.
>>
>> Paranoia, lies, or mythology?
>
> I found a recording of what I imagine Max sounds like while he's posting
> his nonsense...
Why is your imagined voice of somebody in your head valid for others?
curtsybear
On 2006-01-24, Dr. Thurgood Tucker <father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
> Max hasn't posted here for some time, but I've asked him to
> come back and address the issue of your proliferation of smegma in this
> newsgroup. According to rumor, he has a smegma problem too, being an
> ex-Soviet Jew. He also loves the sick homosexuals so much I'm sure the
> two of you can find something to talk nonsense about. Maybe he can
> even charm the old lady out of her fortune.
You shouldn't call Lurleen an "old lady", even if the vernacular
for your third soon-to-be (surely) exwife follows that pattern.
And exactly WHAT "fortune" do you think she has? She spends half
her typing time begging for pennies on usenet, much like the rest
of your brainwashed characters.
--
"There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were."
-- Bob Steele
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Maybe he can
> even charm the old lady out of her fortune.
>
I doubt it. I am using it for positive purposes such as entertaining the
powerful and influential.
"Toreador. We're the sexy ones. We like to entertain." --Lillie Langtry
>
> I for my part will remain with Jesus!
You have not a clue what Jesus is like or what he sought or desired.
Mike M
> Bill Baker grunted even more of the devil's filthy lies:
>
>
>>I found a recording of what I imagine Max sounds like while he's posting
>>his nonsense...
>
>
>>http://faultgame.com/images/haahahah.wav
>
>
> That's how I imagine you sound like when you're filled with demons and
> laughing at God's Sacred Revealed Truths -- just like a hyena. You'll
> sing an entirely different tune once you reach the Valley of Vengeance,
> however. Max hasn't posted here for some time, but I've asked him to
> come back and address the issue of your proliferation of smegma in this
> newsgroup. According to rumor, he has a smegma problem too, being an
> ex-Soviet Jew. He also loves the sick homosexuals so much I'm sure the
> two of you can find something to talk nonsense about. Maybe he can
> even charm the old lady out of her fortune.
>
> I for my part will remain with Jesus!
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
of anilingus, wrote:
> You shouldn't call Lurleen
My beloved wife spells her name Lurlean. That's how I want her to stay
when she's not carrying my children -- lean.
> an "old lady",
I didn't. I meant the old vampire lesbian who's preying on Dumb Dora.
I know you met Dumb Dora -- who sometimes callsd herself Bard Kesnit --
but did you meet her old woman too, the one who looks like Elsa
Lanchester in "Bell, Book, and Candle" -- and "Bride of Frankenstein"?
> even if the vernacular
> for your third soon-to-be (surely) exwife
Why do you say that? My sweet Lurlean is so healthy she'll surely
outlive me -- after she's borne my fourteen children.
> follows that pattern.
It doesn't.
> And exactly WHAT "fortune" do you think she has?
Dumb Dora's Aunt Bagitha claims to be rolling in money, with accounts
in different countries. I wonder how much of it goes to fund
terrorism.
> She spends half her typing time begging for pennies on usenet,
No, she doesn't. Dumb Dora told her to sell things on eBay. Now she
has an online Repenthouse. Go check out the queer stuff on it.
There's even something for Germans with big bratwursts, if you know
what I mean.
> much like the rest
> of your brainwashed characters.
Nobody in Our Holy Church is brainwashed. We are all free thinkers who
have chosen to serve the Lord out of personal conviction.
> "There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were."
I thought you had old Craig. I wonder if Dumb Dorcas is older than he
is. She says she's under fifty but already post-menopausal. Won't he
be 44 this year? Does he have to pay younger men to do things for him
in bed now?
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for Dummkopfs every day,
Reverend Dr. Wahrheit
Speaker in Tongues
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
Langtry wrote:
> I doubt it. I am using it
At least you admit you're the old lady around here. Curtsybear, are
you listening? Did you get to meet Curtsybear when Dumb Dora did? Did
you smell any smegma?
> for positive purposes such as entertaining the
> powerful and influential.
I'm sure the Bushes really care about your agenda. I know the Holy
Hickeys don't.
> You have not a clue what Jesus is like or what he sought or desired.
Is that so? Why then are you in VIOLATION of Roman Catholic doctrine
on the subject of lesbianism? Jesus preached against fornication, but
that never stopped you. Your name is not currently in Jesus' Book of
Life. Those who aren't found there will burn in hell for all eternity.
Anyway, I read an article today that says that a lesbian's vagina is
dirtier than a normal woman's. Read this and WEEP, lesbian:
http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mF2M-stds.html
The author cites three DIFFERENT studies, so Dumb Dora can satisfy
herself with something besides her magic egg for once -- support in her
precious "peer-reviewed" sources. She claims to read medical journals
-- as long as they're quoted in "Time," so she should have no trouble
accepting the FACT that her promiscuous first-straight-and-
THEN-lesbian lifestyle makes her crevice a veritable jungle swamp of
germs. The same can be said about yours. The germs in it are even
older! Pay careful attention to the mention of blood in that article.
If you're performing cunnilingus, you're drinking blood.
They was an anti Circumcision activist on here who CONFIRMED that a
smegma accumulates around a woman's clitoris. I love it how you
perverts all seem to think your smegma doesn't stink, especially those
of you with a cranny-ful of flora AND fauna.
The solution to your problem is simple. You both need a Holy Laser
Clitoridectomy as soon as possible to put you right. I think some
sluttish women should have their vaginas sewn shut to keep foreign
germs out. Who knows where that magic egg of Dumb Dora's has been. I
wouldn't be surprised if her disgusting dogs didn't lick it dry after
she got through with it. Maybe the male dog actually humps her toybox
when she's busy "helping people" at her high-paying job. Since it's
had a tumor of the penis -- or something revolting like that -- maybe
she's picked up a few of the germs from it indirectly. I sure hope she
has regular pap smears. If you hear anything fizzy, it's probably just
some of her secretions seeping out!
> "Put 'em in a cage -- oh! or better yet -- burn them at the stake."
If you insist, we will. But let's see what a Holy Laser Clitoridectomy
can do for you first. One zap takes away all your unwholesome lusts
and desires!
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth for old hags with vaginosis every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> Curtsybear, an uncircumcised homosexual who glorifies the abomination
> of anilingus, wrote:
>
>> You shouldn't call Lurleen
>
> My beloved wife spells her name Lurlean. That's how I want her to stay
> when she's not carrying my children -- lean.
And if she chunks out, she's out of there, right?
>> an "old lady",
>
> I didn't. I meant the old vampire lesbian who's preying on Dumb Dora.
> I know you met Dumb Dora -- who sometimes callsd herself Bard Kesnit --
But she has never called herself "Dumb Dora". That's a name you made up.
> but did you meet her old woman too, the one who looks like Elsa
> Lanchester in "Bell, Book, and Candle" -- and "Bride of Frankenstein"?
>
>> even if the vernacular
>> for your third soon-to-be (surely) exwife
>
> Why do you say that? My sweet Lurlean is so healthy she'll surely
> outlive me -- after she's borne my fourteen children.
Unless she chunks out.
>> follows that pattern.
>
> It doesn't.
>
>> And exactly WHAT "fortune" do you think she has?
>
> Dumb Dora's Aunt Bagitha claims to be rolling in money, with accounts
> in different countries. I wonder how much of it goes to fund
> terrorism.
>
>> She spends half her typing time begging for pennies on usenet,
>
> No, she doesn't. Dumb Dora told her to sell things on eBay. Now she
> has an online Repenthouse. Go check out the queer stuff on it.
> There's even something for Germans with big bratwursts, if you know
> what I mean.
>
>> much like the rest
>> of your brainwashed characters.
>
> Nobody in Our Holy Church is brainwashed. We are all free thinkers who
> have chosen to serve the Lord out of personal conviction.
At least that's what they've brainwashed you to think.
>> "There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were."
>
> I thought you had old Craig. I wonder if Dumb Dorcas is older than he
> is. She says she's under fifty but already post-menopausal. Won't he
> be 44 this year? Does he have to pay younger men to do things for him
> in bed now?
>
>
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for Dummkopfs every day,
Such as yourself?
> Reverend Dr. Wahrheit
> Speaker in Tongues
Tongues and anuses, that's all you talk about. I wonder...
--
Thurgood Lie #9:
"Those two lesbians who change their names every time you turn around suggested
that she might give lesbian sex a try."
news:1128054940.3...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
Bill Baker
On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:56:59 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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--
Lurlean Lie #37:
"When wives are finally recruiter [sic], their recruiters often kill off the
husband."
news:1109732370....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Curtsybear, an uncircumcised homosexual who glorifies the abomination
> of anilingus, wrote:
>
> > You shouldn't call Lurleen
>
> My beloved wife spells her name Lurlean. That's how I want her to stay
> when she's not carrying my children -- lean.
COntrol of body image---typically cultist
>
> > an "old lady",
>
> I didn't. I meant the old vampire lesbian who's preying on (unknown
> woman).
> I know you met (unknown woman) -- who sometimes callsd herself Bard
> Kesnit --
> but did you meet her old woman too, the one who looks like Elsa
> Lanchester in "Bell, Book, and Candle" -- and "Bride of Frankenstein"?
I am generally thought, when not photographed by an old webcam in bad
light, to look like one of the Redgraves in their late 30's.....of course,
the Redgraves may be vampires and faking their aging.....
>
>
> > even if the vernacular
> > for your third soon-to-be (surely) exwife
>
> Why do you say that? My sweet Lurlean is so healthy she'll surely
> outlive me -- after she's borne my fourteen children.
We shall see.........
>
>
>
>
> Lillie Langtry claims to be( and in fact is) rolling in money, with
> accounts
> in different countries. I wonder how much of it goes to fund
> terrorism.
None. I deplore terrorism. I condemn the IRA, Hamas, Serbia and that wild
outlaw nation, the United States, which killed 100,000 civilians in Iraq
according to the most prestigious medical journal in the world.
I condemn the rise of religious extremist cults, be they Islamic, Christian
or that one with the Obsidian ladies room....
My money, my time, my abilities all go to improve the lot of my sisters and
to advance the cause of GLBT people in general. My entertaining and my
clubs cater to a mixed crowd and help demystify the g/L population in the
minds of wealthy straights. Lovely surroundings, brilliant guests, the
finest food and wines give a very different sort of image of the Lesbian
community to the minds of influential people who have had limited contact
with us and generally brings them over to our side politically. We also
help younger Lesbians obtain funding and resources for sterilization. At
one time I kept a legal team as well to help out people fighting
conservative religious causes. The NCB foundation resources are awarded on
a case by case basis.
>
>
> > She spends half her typing time begging for pennies on usenet,
>
> No, she doesn't. (unknown woman) told her to sell things on eBay. Now
> she
> has an online Repenthouse. Go check out the queer stuff on it.
> There's even something for Germans with big bratwursts, if you know
> what I mean.
There goes your gay preoccupation again......
>
>
> > much like the rest
> > of your brainwashed characters.
>
> Nobody in Our Holy Church is brainwashed. We are all free thinkers who
> have chosen to serve the Lord out of personal conviction.
and given up your free will to do so......
>
>
> > "There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were."
>
> I thought you had old Craig. I wonder if Lillie is older than he
> is. She says she's under fifty but already post-menopausal.
Surgical menopause.
> Won't he
> be 44 this year? Does he have to pay younger men to do things for him
> in bed now?
Again, your pre-occupation with gay male sexuality comes
through............
>
>
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for potential gay sex partners
> every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. Want-it
> User of Tongues
--
Lillie Langtry
Bill Baker wrote:
> On Tue, 24 Jan 2006 20:39:30 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
> <father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:<1138163970....@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
>
> > Curtsybear, an uncircumcised homosexual who glorifies the abomination
> > of anilingus, wrote:
> >
> >> You shouldn't call Lurleen
> >
> > My beloved wife spells her name Lurlean. That's how I want her to stay
> > when she's not carrying my children -- lean.
>
> And if she chunks out, she's out of there, right?
>
> >> an "old lady",
> >
> > I didn't. I meant the old vampire lesbian who's preying on (unknown woman).
> > I know you met (unknown woman) -- who sometimes callsd herself Bard Kesnit --
>
> But she has never called herself "Dumb Dora". That's a name you made up.
>
> > but did you meet her old woman too, the one who looks like Vanessa Redgrave
> > in her late 30's?
> >
> >> even if the vernacular
> >> for your third soon-to-be (surely) exwife
> >
> > Why do you say that? My sweet Lurlean is so healthy she'll surely
> > outlive me -- after she's borne my fourteen children.
>
> Unless she chunks out.
>
> >> follows that pattern.
> >
> > It doesn't.
> >
> >> And exactly WHAT "fortune" do you think she has?
> >
> > Lillie Langtry claims to be rolling in money, with accounts
> > in different countries. I wonder how much of it goes to fund
> > terrorism.
> >
> >> She spends half her typing time begging for pennies on usenet,
> >
> > No, she doesn't. (unknown woman) told her to sell things on eBay. Now she
> > has an online Repenthouse. Go check out the queer stuff on it.
> > There's even something for Germans with big bratwursts, if you know
> > what I mean.
> >
> >> much like the rest
> >> of your brainwashed characters.
> >
> > Nobody in Our Holy Church is brainwashed. We are all free thinkers who
> > have chosen to serve the Lord out of personal conviction.
>
> At least that's what they've brainwashed you to think.
>
> >> "There's one thing worse than being alone: wishing you were."
> >
> > I thought you had old Craig. I wonder if Lillie Langtry is older than he
> > is. She says she's under fifty but already post-menopausal. Won't he
> > be 44 this year? Does he have to pay younger men to do things for him
> > in bed now?
> >
> >
> > Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for Dummkopfs every day,
>
> Such as yourself?
>
> > Reverend Dr. Wahrheit
> > Speaker in Tongues
>
> Tongues and anuses, that's all you talk about. I wonder...
>
> --
> Thurgood Lie #9:
> "Those two lesbians who change their names every time you turn around suggested
> that she might give lesbian sex a try."
> news:1128054940.3...@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com
--
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Some vibrant and mature lesbian calling herself after the un-dead Lillie
> Langtry wrote:
>
> > I doubt it. I am using it
>
> At least you admit you're the old lady around here. Curtsybear, are
> you listening? Did you get to meet Curtsybear when (unknown woman) did?
> Did
> you smell any smegma?
I never had the pleasure to meet Curtsy. My businesses and political
obligations are very pressing.
>
>
> > for positive purposes such as entertaining the
> > powerful and influential.
>
> I'm sure the Bushes really care about your agenda. I know the Holy
> Hickeys don't.
The Bush family is of no interest to me. They would be a dark spot in the
glittering world that is one of my events or club nights. The current
President would be very out of place in the newly remodelled club room of
my current residence shooting billiards with attractive and witty women,
gifted men, playrights, sculptors, artists, authors, journalists, actors,
directors, dramaturges, women and men of letters, academics, and
politicians of intellectual gifts..
>
>
> > You have not a clue what Jesus is like or what he sought or desired.
>
> Is that so? Why then are you in VIOLATION of Roman Catholic doctrine
> on the subject of Lesbianism?
What do you know of me that you think that I am?
You have no idea what my current status with the Church is or is not.
> Jesus preached against fornication, but
> that never stopped you.
You cannot prove that.
Further, we have only your word on the manner that you impregnate comatose
women, and we know by your own description that you approve of the torture
and mutilation of them....
> Your name is not currently in Jesus' Book of
> Life. Those who aren't found there will burn in hell for all eternity.
Again, you have no proof of that.
>
>
> Anyway, I read an article today that says that a lesbian's vagina is
> dirtier than a normal woman's. Read this and WEEP, lesbian:
>
> http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mF2M-stds.html
But they failed to identify what constitutes bacterial vaginosis or the
specific sexual practices/ages etc of the study population. The STD rate
they acknowledge as being lower.
>
>
> The author cites three DIFFERENT studies, so Dumb Dora can satisfy
> herself with something besides her magic egg for once -- support in her
> precious "peer-reviewed" sources. She claims to read medical journals
> -- as long as they're quoted in "Time," so she should have no trouble
> accepting the FACT that her promiscuous first-straight-and-
> THEN-lesbian lifestyle makes her crevice a veritable jungle swamp of
> germs. The same can be said about yours. The germs in it are even
> older! Pay careful attention to the mention of blood in that article.
> If you're performing cunnilingus, you're drinking blood.
There are bacteria in your mouth too, be careful to kiss no one since the
human mouth has one of the largest array of bacteria imaginable.
>
>
> They was an anti Circumcision activist on here who CONFIRMED that a
> smegma accumulates around a woman's clitoris.
"They was?" Hillbilly speak?
> I love it how you
> perverts all seem to think your smegma doesn't stink, especially those
> of you with a cranny-ful of flora AND fauna.
Lesbians are very clean as a rule.
>
>
> The solution to your problem is simple. You both need a Holy Laser
> Clitoridectomy as soon as possible to put you right.
Keesha has stopped the practice. Further it is illegal and immoral
> I think some
> sluttish women should have their vaginas sewn shut to keep foreign
> germs out.
That would cause sepsis from the normal flora being cut off from O2 in a
closed space...
> Who knows where that magic egg of (unknown woman)'s has been. I
> wouldn't be surprised if her disgusting dogs didn't lick it dry after
> she got through with it.
First of all, I've never seen the "egg" except fried ones from a
microscopic examination that were blown up to poster size with the word
"Victory!" printed on it.
Seondly, you are posting sickening nonsense.
> Maybe the male dog actually humps her toybox
> when she's busy "helping people" at her high-paying job. Since it's
> had a tumor of the penis -- or something revolting like that -- maybe
> she's picked up a few of the germs from it indirectly. I sure hope she
> has regular pap smears. If you hear anything fizzy, it's probably just
> some of her secretions seeping out!
Pap smears are inconclusive for any condition except cancers of the
squamo-columnar junction.
>
>
> > "Put 'em in a cage -- oh! or better yet -- burn them at the stake."
>
> If you insist, we will. But let's see what a Holy Laser Clitoridectomy
> can do for you first. One zap takes away all your unwholesome lusts
> and desires!
Your proposal is illegal and will never be carried out.
Further, your own church has condemned the practice.
>
>
> Laying the FALSE Gospel Truth to torment dazzling Lesbians every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Fake Healing Man who is closeted and gay
--
Lillie Langtry
Owner of the Club, "The Haven,"
Primogen of Clan Toreador
We never die....
"Whatever you humans fear you hunt down as freaks and monsters. Put 'em in
a cage -- oh! or better yet -- burn them at the stake."
Lillie Langtry
curtsybear
> Curtsybear, an uncircumcised homosexual who glorifies the abomination
> of anilingus, wrote:
Funny thing, I've spent less time online describing sexual acts
than you. This pot and kettle colormatching is delightful. Perhaps
you could accuse me of some more of your own peculiarities, just
for good measure.
> My beloved wife spells her name Lurlean. That's how I want her to stay
> when she's not carrying my children -- lean.
Obviously it ain't enough that she's one third your age. If you're
going to schtuup a little girl she'd better not have love handles,
eh?
> I didn't. I meant the old vampire lesbian who's preying on Dumb Dora.
> I know you met Dumb Dora -- who sometimes callsd herself Bard Kesnit --
> but did you meet her old woman too, the one who looks like Elsa
> Lanchester in "Bell, Book, and Candle" -- and "Bride of Frankenstein"?
No, I got no such honor. Why is it that you spend so much time
downplaying the physical attributes of everyone else while providing
absolutely no hint to your own appearance. Perhaps we could all
take a guess. You're probably easily approximated by other images
we can find.
I'm suggesting a cross between
your wedding picture
<http://tinyurl.com/cpndz>,
and the honeymoon shot
<http://tinyurl.com/7j9g8>.
Of course, perhaps you could provide some guidance with slightly
more accurate pictures if you wish.
> Why do you say that? My sweet Lurlean is so healthy she'll surely
> outlive me -- after she's borne my fourteen children.
And if she doesn't have 14 children -- say her enture uterus falls
out after 10 -- then you'll just kill her off, as soone as she's
as useless as the first wife you killed.
> Dumb Dora's Aunt Bagitha claims to be rolling in money, with accounts
> in different countries. I wonder how much of it goes to fund
> terrorism.
I'm certain she's not sent a cent to you or your ilk, so probably none.
> No, she doesn't. Dumb Dora told her to sell things on eBay. Now she
> has an online Repenthouse. Go check out the queer stuff on it.
> There's even something for Germans with big bratwursts, if you know
> what I mean.
Big uncut bratwursts? Big hot turgid uncut bratwursts straining
their skin and begging to be eaten?
> Nobody in Our Holy Church is brainwashed. We are all free thinkers who
> have chosen to serve the Lord out of personal conviction.
Well, except for the witches and gayfolk who get "purged" from the
congregation every Friday night. Do you do that so they can go
out, have a great weekend, and come back to repent on Monday?
> I thought you had old Craig. I wonder if Dumb Dorcas is older than he
> is. She says she's under fifty but already post-menopausal. Won't he
> be 44 this year? Does he have to pay younger men to do things for him
> in bed now?
Nonsense. Who would be stupid enough to pay for it when getting
it drunk and taking advantage of it is so easy? Oh. I get it.
Sizzlean don't drink, so you gotta pay for it, so you automatically
think everyone else does too. Awww. Poor guy.
> Reverend Dr. Wahrheit
> Speaker in Tongues
Can you speak in a pierced tongue?
--
"It could if rogue nations like North Korea stopped spending their
entire gross national product on nuclear technology and hair gel for
their imp of a dictator." -- Bernadette explains Vidal Sassoon's new
"if you don't look good, you can't hardly blow up people very well" motto
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
you have a preference?
curtsybear, an uncircumcised homosexual, wrote:
> Funny thing, I've spent less time online describing sexual acts
> than you.
That's because homosexuals want to cover up the atrocities they commit.
You've made vague references to swallowing old Craig's semen, but
you've never answered direct questions about whether you're a top or
bottom, or whether you regularly rim your
loverboy(s) out before getting down to brass tacks. I on the other
hand want people to know how utterly disgusting homosexual acts are by
leaving no stone unturned when it comes to ALL the disgusting details.
The devil is in the details, you know.
> This pot and kettle colormatching is delightful.
I'm a clean silver teapot that's kept sparkling. You're a dirty old
black kettle that smells of decomposing crayfish. By the way, in your
part of the South do people pronounce "kettle" as if it were "kittle"?
> Perhaps you could accuse me of some more of your own peculiarities, just
> for good measure.
Nothing about me is peculiar. I don't commit sexual abominations of
any kind, so there's little for you to say about me anyway. You have
ridiculed our Sacred Insemination Ritual by mentioning garden hoses and
old geezers.
> Obviously it ain't enough that she's one third your age. If you're
> going to schtuup
Why do you spell that word with two u's? There's only one vowel in the
original Holy Yiddish. Are there any Jews in your family? Are they
all white Jews, or are there a few Black ones as well?
> a little girl she'd better not have love handles, eh?
She's not a little girl any more. She was an adult when I married her.
I have only her own health in mind when I insist that she stick to a
strict diet that keeps her weight under control. Her father never let
her have any desserts of any kind. I make sure she eats fresh fruit
with every meal.
> No, I got no such honor. Why is it that you spend so much time
> downplaying the physical attributes of everyone else while providing
> absolutely no hint to your own appearance.
Is that supposed to be a question? I make no secret of my age. I am a
mature man. but not a geezer. Nobody here has ever asked me to
describe myself. I am six feet tall, weigh 175 pounds, and have brown
eyes and brown hair that is going gray in spots. It's all still there
though.
> Perhaps we could all
> take a guess. You're probably easily approximated by other images
> we can find.
>
> I'm suggesting a cross between
> your wedding picture
> <http://tinyurl.com/cpndz>
My nose doesn't look ANYTHING like that! That could almost be Cyrano
de Bergerac! That happens to be Domenico Ghirlandaio's "Grandfather
and Grandchild," a painting dating back to 1488. At least you're
comparing me to a classic. I'm not a grandfather yet. I will probably
be called home to my mansion in the sky before any grandchildren are
born.
> and the honeymoon shot
> [Obscene picture deleted.]
UGGGGH! That looks like Bill Baker's penis. How did you get him to
give you a picture of it? Was that taken before or after the sucking?
> Of course, perhaps you could provide some guidance with slightly
> more accurate pictures if you wish.
I don't have a lot of pictures. I'm afraid that if I sent one to a
homosexual he would masturbate all over it. A lesbian would wrap a
picture of my beloved Lurlean around her dildo and masturbate with it.
If you insist, however, I will send you a picture taken the day Lurlean
found out she was pregnant with out first child. You'll note the
delight on her face. Please treat it with respect.
> And if she doesn't have 14 children -- say her enture uterus falls
> out after 10 -- then you'll just kill her off, as soone as she's
> as useless as the first wife you killed.
I've never killed anyone! God smote Katherine with cancer of the
secret parts. Since she couldn't have children, she answered His call.
I stayed by her side and would have supported her had she decided to
go through with that generally worthless chemotherapy her quack doctor
recommended. She decided it was better for her to move on to our
Mansion in Heaven than to burden the family budget with medical bills.
Lurlean and Sunshine will bear me a houseful of beautiful children now
that each understands her purpose in the Divine Plan.
> I'm certain she's not sent a cent to you or your ilk, so probably none.
We aren't terrorists! We want to drive all the Arabs out of the Holy
Land to make room for God's Chosen People. Crown Princess Keesha
ultimately wants to rule from Jerusalem as her ancestors did. Did I
tell you she's a direct descendant of King Solomon and the Queen of
Sheba? God doesn't approve of rich people. She needs to start giving
to God's One True Church and stop throwing wild parties for weird
people.
> Big uncut bratwursts? Big hot turgid uncut bratwursts straining
> their skin and begging to be eaten?
We never thought it through that far. I'm sure she never used such
words. Is that how you like them? When will curtsybear.com go live?
> Well, except for the witches and gayfolk who get "purged" from the
> congregation every Friday night.
They don't belong in Our Holy Church anyway. They're Satan's secret
agents. Why can't they go to a black mass instead of Our Holy Church?
> Do you do that so they can go out, have a great weekend, and come back to repent on > Monday?
They can do that once or twice, but if we see a pattern starting to
develop along those lines, they're disfellowshipped and shunned for
good. We want Our Lord to feel welcome in our midst when He comes back
to earth to annihilate all the evildoers, not surrounded by sinners.
> Nonsense. Who would be stupid enough to pay for it when getting
> it drunk and taking advantage of it is so easy?
If that's how you operate. Doesn't old Craig want his tricks to be
aware of what they're doing? If Lurlean took a nip or two before
making love with me everyone would say she didn't really enjoy my
gentle caresses.
> Oh. I get it.
Does it hurt up there?
> Sizzlean don't drink,
Sizzlean is my wife's niece -- I think. She's only a child. None of
us drink liquor. It's the devil's potion.
> so you gotta pay for it,
I? NEVER! Lurlean loves me.
> so you automatically think everyone else does too. Awww. Poor guy.
I just know hard hard it is for homosexuals to find sex partners after
they reach forty. This town is crawling with prostitutes. When you
come here on business, don't you call up one of those "full-body"
masseurs to help relieve your jet lag? Tell the Truth now!
> Can you speak in a pierced tongue?
If I have to, yes. We don't believe in tongue piercing -- only in Holy
Circumcision and Holy Clitoridectomy. Would you like to be permanently
circumcised? Think of living a smegma-free life!
Laying the COMPLETE Gospel Truth on the line for riffraff every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
The Lord's Gospel Witness
Bill Baker
On Wed, 25 Jan 2006 19:38:07 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
news:<1138246687....@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
>> <http://tinyurl.com/7j9g8>.
>
> UGGGGH! That looks like Bill Baker's penis. How did you get him to
> give you a picture of it? Was that taken before or after the sucking?
Whose penis have you been looking at that you think is mine? Do you often
look at men's penises? Do you look at them more often than you do your
wife?
--
This is Lars Ulrich of the rock band Metallica. Do you know why he's crying?
He was planning on getting a solid gold shark tank bar for his pool. But now,
since people have been downloading his music from the internet, he has to
save up for a couple of months first. Is it still no big deal?
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:That's because homosexuals want to cover up the atrocities they commit.
> I on the other
> hand want people to know how utterly disgusting homosexual acts are by
> leaving no stone unturned when it comes to ALL the disgusting details.
> The devil is in the details, you know.
I think that you are trying to establish yourself as an author of Gay Erotica....the pornographic
subsidiary of your BDSM/Body Modification cult....
>
>
> > Perhaps you could accuse me of some more of your own peculiarities, just
> > for good measure.
>
> Nothing about me is peculiar. I don't commit sexual abominations of
> any kind, so there's little for you to say about me anyway.
You write about them in alarming detail for a man who is allegedly pure of mind and heart.
> You have
> ridiculed our Sacred Insemination Ritual by mentioning garden hoses and
> old geezers.
Nothing sacred about it, it is assault and rape.
>
>
> > Obviously it ain't enough that she's one third your age. If you're
> > going to schtuup
>
> Why do you spell that word with two u's? There's only one vowel in the
> original Holy Yiddish. Are there any Jews in your family? Are they
> all white Jews, or are there a few Black ones as well?
Does it matter?
BTW--do the Orthodox Jewish Leaders in Israel accept the Hickeys as Jewish? If they don't they
cannot claim to be truly Jewish.....
>
>
> > a little girl she'd better not have love handles, eh?
>
> She's not a little girl any more. She was an adult when I married her.
Adult being a teenager in the deep south.....
>
> I have only her own health in mind when I insist that she stick to a
> strict diet that keeps her weight under control.
And you keep the rest fo her under control too, except for her running the streeets with her
Lesbian gang....
> Her father never let
> her have any desserts of any kind. I make sure she eats fresh fruit
> with every meal.
>
> > No, I got no such honor. Why is it that you spend so much time
> > downplaying the physical attributes of everyone else while providing
> > absolutely no hint to your own appearance.
>
> Is that supposed to be a question? I make no secret of my age. I am a
> mature man. but not a geezer.
Assuming that Methuselah was only middle aged.....
>
> >
> Lurlean and Sunshine will bear me a houseful of beautiful children now
> that each understands her purpose in the Divine Plan.
In what is essentially a Biblican Polyamorous marriage?
>
>
> > I'm certain she's not sent a cent to you or your ilk, so probably none.
>
> We aren't terrorists! We want to drive all the Arabs out of the Holy
> Land to make room for God's Chosen People.
That is terrorism.
The Palestinians were living there.
> Crown Princess Keesha
> ultimately wants to rule from Jerusalem as her ancestors did.
Too bad. The Israeli government also wants to rule from there.
In a battle between Mossad and Keesha, I would bet on Mossad.....
> Did I
> tell you she's a direct descendant of King Solomon and the Queen of
> Sheba? God doesn't approve of rich people.
I disagree.
She approves of us if we use our blessings to further Her will and the welfare of Her daughters.
> She needs to start giving
> to God's One True Church and stop throwing wild parties for weird
> people.
Keesha is throwing wild parties for weird people?
On the other hand, my gatherings are simply glittering.......
>
>
> > Well, except for the witches and gayfolk who get "purged" from the
> > congregation every Friday night.
>
> They don't belong in Our Holy Church anyway. They're Satan's secret
> agents. Why can't they go to a black mass instead of Our Holy Church?
I prefer Mass at the Monastery.....
>
>
> We want Our Lord to feel welcome in our midst when He comes back
> to earth to annihilate all the evildoers, not surrounded by sinners.
Jesus surrounded himself with sinners during his life.......
>
>
> > Sizzlean don't drink,
>
> Sizzlean is my wife's niece -- I think. She's only a child. None of
> us drink liquor. It's the devil's potion.
Bailey's is the elixir of life....
>
>
> I just know hard hard it is for homosexuals to find sex partners after
> they reach forty. This town is crawling with prostitutes. When you
> come here on business, don't you call up one of those "full-body"
> masseurs to help relieve your jet lag? Tell the Truth now!
Were I so inclined, I could find partners quite easily.
You find partners easily as well, Thurgood , though you get yours in a Coma ward.
>
>
> > Can you speak in a pierced tongue?
>
> If I have to, yes. We don't believe in tongue piercing -- only in Holy
> Circumcision and Holy Clitoridectomy.
Gee, forms of mutilation that you DON'T agree with? Who'd have thought it?
>
>
> Laying the False Gospel riffraff every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> The Lord of The Flies
--
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
>
> > I'm suggesting a cross between
> > your wedding picture
> > <http://tinyurl.com/cpndz>
>
> My nose doesn't look ANYTHING like that! That could almost be Cyrano
> de Bergerac! That happens to be Domenico Ghirlandaio's "Grandfather
> and Grandchild," a painting dating back to 1488.
Then it is your wedding picture from your first marriage? The dates would be correct.
--
curtsybear
> Do people really call you "Curtsy" instead of "Curtis" or "Curt"? Do
> you have a preference?
My preference is for short hair, well-groomed, intelligent men.
Oh. The name. I answer to all three, as well as several other
titles. For a while I used to even answer to Monique Motel (the
no-tell mo-tell), but that was ages ago, it seems.
> That's because homosexuals want to cover up the atrocities they commit.
> You've made vague references to swallowing old Craig's semen, but
> you've never answered direct questions about whether you're a top or
> bottom, or whether you regularly rim your
> loverboy(s) out before getting down to brass tacks. I on the other
> hand want people to know how utterly disgusting homosexual acts are by
> leaving no stone unturned when it comes to ALL the disgusting details.
> The devil is in the details, you know.
As usual, you want a situation where only you win. If the details
are forthcoming (such as a fourth cumming), you say that all we
think about is sexual acts. If we remain discreet and keep our
private activities private, we're "covering up our atrocities".
Does it hurt to talk outta both sides of your mouth like that?
> I'm a clean silver teapot that's kept sparkling. You're a dirty old
> black kettle that smells of decomposing crayfish. By the way, in your
> part of the South do people pronounce "kettle" as if it were "kittle"?
Decomposing crayfish? What? You think I've got a vagina and it
is infected?
> Nothing about me is peculiar. I don't commit sexual abominations of
> any kind, so there's little for you to say about me anyway. You have
> ridiculed our Sacred Insemination Ritual by mentioning garden hoses and
> old geezers.
You and I both know that there's NOTHING sacred about your Strange
fellow wanting to cram his stuff up women's hoochies because he
can't get his winkie hard enough to do the job himself.
As far as the geezer bit, the picture you sent really doesn't fit
that term, if what you sent was an actual picture of you two. I
question it because my mind seems to have seen it somewhere before.
Also, if you actually had given Lurlean such a beautiful engagement
ring as she's told us, it'd be shown rather than her right hand
being that which is seen. Craig's step-sister just sent out her
photos with her soon-to-be-husband and even with the normal engagement
ring she has, it was on the hand and centered in the picture.
> Why do you spell that word with two u's? There's only one vowel in the
> original Holy Yiddish. Are there any Jews in your family? Are they
> all white Jews, or are there a few Black ones as well?
I spell it like all good suthurners spell it -- like it sounds.
Olden words like that change spelling a lot anyway, since most of
the goatherders writing the salacious stories weren't very literate
anyway.
I'm not certain we've got any of "god's chosen people" in my family
tree, not that I've really worried about it. I used to have a
husband who was heavy into Kabbalah in the early 90's though, so I
figure I've got it covered anyway. Ain't it horrible what Madonna
and her ilk are doing to a previously-wonderful cabal like Kabbalah?
> She's not a little girl any more. She was an adult when I married her.
> I have only her own health in mind when I insist that she stick to a
> strict diet that keeps her weight under control. Her father never let
> her have any desserts of any kind. I make sure she eats fresh fruit
> with every meal.
I make sure to eat fresh fruits a lot too! Mostly breakfast and
dinner, but I could do a lunch or two if that'll make you happy.
> Is that supposed to be a question? I make no secret of my age. I am a
> mature man. but not a geezer. Nobody here has ever asked me to
> describe myself. I am six feet tall, weigh 175 pounds, and have brown
> eyes and brown hair that is going gray in spots. It's all still there
> though.
You weigh 175? Isn't that a bit above the "perfect" level for BMI?
Why allow yourself to be imperfect like that?
> My nose doesn't look ANYTHING like that! That could almost be Cyrano
> de Bergerac! That happens to be Domenico Ghirlandaio's "Grandfather
> and Grandchild," a painting dating back to 1488. At least you're
> comparing me to a classic. I'm not a grandfather yet. I will probably
> be called home to my mansion in the sky before any grandchildren are
> born.
Yet you are the age proper to be Lurlean's grandfather, no?
> UGGGGH! That looks like Bill Baker's penis. How did you get him to
> give you a picture of it? Was that taken before or after the sucking?
Actually, it's just a google result. I did an advanced search into
which I fed a page of a few of your posts and indicated that I was
looking for images which corresponded to the input text style and
tone. It's an advanced feature which google hasn't even promoted
to the labs beta site, but it works like a charm and I gave them
high marks for the utility. Do you think they'll turn that search
over to the courts or keep it as part of their "trade secrets"?
> I don't have a lot of pictures. I'm afraid that if I sent one to a
> homosexual he would masturbate all over it. A lesbian would wrap a
> picture of my beloved Lurlean around her dildo and masturbate with it.
> If you insist, however, I will send you a picture taken the day Lurlean
> found out she was pregnant with out first child. You'll note the
> delight on her face. Please treat it with respect.
I am really certain I've seen this photo before somewhere, I just
can't quite place it. Are you famous enough to have been coursing
through my neurons before or am I just having a mental imagery
mismatch?
> I've never killed anyone! God smote Katherine with cancer of the
> secret parts. Since she couldn't have children, she answered His call.
"Hello?"
"Hello. This is Tina at Time/Life. We have quite a deal for new
subscribers today. With a one year subscription, at the low
introductory price of only 35 cents an issue, you get a free
hoochietumor or your choice, either benign or malignant."
"Katherine! It's for you! ...."
> I stayed by her side and would have supported her had she decided to
> go through with that generally worthless chemotherapy her quack doctor
> recommended. She decided it was better for her to move on to our
> Mansion in Heaven than to burden the family budget with medical bills.
"generally worthless"? What was the estimated success rate of
available oncological procedures for her condition?
> Lurlean and Sunshine will bear me a houseful of beautiful children now
> that each understands her purpose in the Divine Plan.
Two wives. Color me not at all surprised.
> We aren't terrorists! We want to drive all the Arabs out of the Holy
> Land to make room for God's Chosen People. Crown Princess Keesha
> ultimately wants to rule from Jerusalem as her ancestors did. Did I
> tell you she's a direct descendant of King Solomon and the Queen of
> Sheba?
You've told me now. Not that I'd believe such.
> God doesn't approve of rich people. She needs to start giving
> to God's One True Church and stop throwing wild parties for weird
> people.
So the best way to get this god's approval is to be lazy and poor.
You must get a lot of converts that way, but probably not the good
types.
> We never thought it through that far. I'm sure she never used such
> words. Is that how you like them? When will curtsybear.com go live?
Oh, it's live now, but I'm not spending a lot of time constructing
it. It's pretty much a repository for my own purposes. You know,
a place for the phone to send nekkid pictures for storage and
retrieval, a place for email hit, etc.
> They don't belong in Our Holy Church anyway. They're Satan's secret
> agents. Why can't they go to a black mass instead of Our Holy Church?
You keep showing up there and bothering them at happy hour?
> They can do that once or twice, but if we see a pattern starting to
> develop along those lines, they're disfellowshipped and shunned for
> good. We want Our Lord to feel welcome in our midst when He comes back
> to earth to annihilate all the evildoers, not surrounded by sinners.
So there's a level of disobedience beyond which redemption is
impossible? Sounds like you and I got vastly different bibles from
the store. Which one gave you the wrong book?
> If that's how you operate. Doesn't old Craig want his tricks to be
> aware of what they're doing? If Lurlean took a nip or two before
> making love with me everyone would say she didn't really enjoy my
> gentle caresses.
And, if she required a financial contract, oh, say a marriage
contract, prior to submitting to sexual favors, we might imagine
some sort of prostitutional arrangement was being completed.
> Does it hurt up there?
If it hurts, you ain't doing it right.
> Sizzlean is my wife's niece -- I think. She's only a child. None of
> us drink liquor. It's the devil's potion.
Gee. We all thought it was part and parcel of the activity which
was set forth at the final supper. Well, that and the whole "this
is my body <robe dropping>, now do something nasty with it you hunka
hot hot man!" bit which was dropped from the written version.
> I? NEVER! Lurlean loves me.
If you never pay for it, perhaps you could explain the requirement
for the financial contract, which I discussed above, and the ring,
which I discussed above.
> I just know hard hard it is for homosexuals to find sex partners after
> they reach forty. This town is crawling with prostitutes. When you
> come here on business, don't you call up one of those "full-body"
> masseurs to help relieve your jet lag? Tell the Truth now!
Well, I've not yet hired a fake-masseur, but if you tell me that
it solves jet lag, perhaps I'll give it some thought.
> If I have to, yes. We don't believe in tongue piercing -- only in Holy
> Circumcision and Holy Clitoridectomy. Would you like to be permanently
> circumcised? Think of living a smegma-free life!
I'm thinking. Do you think that I'd be able to get a patent for a
prosthetic foreskin replacement to help out the penile sensitivity
for your patients and anyone else who wants to see what the reverse
of circumcism would be like? You know, something to shield the
glans from friction during ordinary daily activity to enhance the
sensitivity during sex?
> Laying the COMPLETE Gospel Truth on the line for riffraff every day,
Riffraff? Wasn't he a character in the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
--
"It's snobby Northerners that programs them computers with the
wrong data and that's why they spew out hatred at Mississippians.
The North hates us on account of we're so religious and good."
-- Lurlean Tucker tries to explain her bank overdrafts
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> My preference is for short hair, well-groomed, intelligent men.
Men? Isn't Craig enough for you? Do you both have separate sex
partners or do you take the same partners to bed together?
> Oh. The name. I answer to all three, as well as several other
> titles. For a while I used to even answer to Monique Motel (the
> no-tell mo-tell), but that was ages ago, it seems.
Curt is the most masculine of the three. That's what you should be
called. Do you have a drag name like a lot of homosexuals?
> As usual, you want a situation where only you win.
What's wrong with that?
> If the details
> are forthcoming (such as a fourth cumming),
Talk about ABUSING God's blessings!
> you say that all we
> think about is sexual acts. If we remain discreet and keep our
> private activities private, we're "covering up our atrocities".
> Does it hurt to talk outta both sides of your mouth like that?
No -- because that's not what I'm doing. The typical homosexual
engages in oral, anal, and axillary atrocities whether he discusses
them or not. What bothers me is the denial factor. There are many of
you who will rim a perfect stranger at a bathhouse but will publicly
deny he ever gets into such a filthy practice at all. Others say they
were on the point of going to an orgy with five different men and then
change their story the next day. Do you ever have orgies? How many
people typically attend? Are these masked events?
> Decomposing crayfish? What? You think I've got a vagina and it
> is infected?
No, that's not what I thought. But did you hear what Ditzy Dorcas said
about segregating the South? Do you agree with her? On the point of
the crayfish, that's what day-old semen smells like to me. I thought
that since you swallowed semen you might smell like it.
> You and I both know that there's NOTHING sacred about your Strange
> fellow wanting to cram his stuff up women's hoochies because he
> can't get his winkie hard enough to do the job himself.
Are you talking about Rufus Strangelust? He was inseminating men, not
women. That's why he was disfellowshipped. As far as I know he never
had any erectile difficulties. I only had them when Burnin'-dyke was
putting drugs in my food. Prince Hubert is in his seventies now and he
never has such trouble either.
> As far as the geezer bit, the picture you sent really doesn't fit
> that term, if what you sent was an actual picture of you two. I
> question it because my mind seems to have seen it somewhere before.
My beloved Lurlean and I are world-renowned evangelists and Faith
Healers. You may have seen our photos on a billboard outside a
Holiness Church in your area. We've done Huntsville before. We even
went drove out to that country club near where you live.
> Also, if you actually had given Lurlean such a beautiful engagement
> ring as she's told us, it'd be shown rather than her right hand
> being that which is seen.
We don't believe in ostentation. We were married when that picture was
taken. In Our Tradition the wife stops wearing the engagement ring
after the marriage.
> Craig's step-sister just sent out her
> photos with her soon-to-be-husband and even with the normal engagement
> ring she has, it was on the hand and centered in the picture.
They must like to show off. My beloved wife and I have no use for such
prideful displays. Beyond that, it's good to see that solid family
values are still firmly in place in his family. Are the happy couple
True Christians? I wish them the best. I only hope they didn't go
through one of those so-called "trial marriages."
> I spell it like all good suthurners spell it -- like it sounds.
That all depends on how you (mis)pronounce it. There is no standard
pronunciation in English for a double u anyway. If you must double a
letter in that word, why not the p?
> Olden words like that change spelling a lot anyway,
Not in Holy Yiddish, which is largely phonetic. It isn't unlike German
actually.
> since most of the goatherders writing the salacious stories weren't very literate
> anyway.
Why do you say such disparaging things about God's Chosen People?
Surely you know that the principal industry in Ancient Israel was
winemaking and not goatherding. Old Jezebel didn't want Naboth's
vineyard for nothing.
> I'm not certain we've got any of "god's
God's!!!
> chosen people" in my family tree,
I'm sorry to hear that. The smell of smegma probably keeps them away.
A few Siebers here and there are Jews, I believe.
> not that I've really worried about it. I used to have a husband
How is that possible? They haven't legalized queer sham marriages in
Alabama yet! Did you have some kind of ceremony with Craig? Was there
a formal divorce from this former "husband"?
> who was heavy into Kabbalah in the early 90's though, so I
> figure I've got it covered anyway. Ain't it horrible what Madonna
> and her ilk are doing to a previously-wonderful cabal like Kabbalah?
Yes -- it's absolutely blasphemous. That's why Michael Savage despises
her so. She's gone in unto uncircumcised men!
> I make sure to eat fresh fruits a lot too! Mostly breakfast and
> dinner, but I could do a lunch or two if that'll make you happy.
What would make me truly happy is if you got circumcised, left Craig,
joined Our Holy Church, and gave us all your worldly goods. When can e
expect to hear from you? Speaking of eating, do you rim before or
after the main course?
> You weigh 175? Isn't that a bit above the "perfect" level for BMI?
Probably not. I don't get around as much as I used to -- and my sweet
Lurlean is the best cook any husband could ever hope for. I eat 90% of
everything she cooks so she won't fatten up herself. Her cheeks are
terribly puffy now that she's with child.
> Why allow yourself to be imperfect like that?
I never claimed to be perfect. One day you may deal with a middle-age
spread yourself.
> Yet you are the age proper to be Lurlean's grandfather, no?
Her actual grandfather is older. God wants mature men to have young
wives.
> Actually, it's just a google result. I did an advanced search into
> which I fed a page of a few of your posts and indicated that I was
> looking for images which corresponded to the input text style and
> tone.
I can't believe that.
> It's an advanced feature which google hasn't even promoted
> to the labs beta site, but it works like a charm and I gave them
> high marks for the utility. Do you think they'll turn that search
> over to the courts or keep it as part of their "trade secrets"?
If it produces results like that, it's utterly worthless.
> I am really certain I've seen this photo before somewhere, I just
> can't quite place it.
Maybe Lurlean sent you a picture of us once.
> Are you famous enough to have been coursing
> through my neurons before
Absolutely -- especially in Dixie. Mention my name in Aberdeen,
Mississippi, and people will tell you how dramatically I've changed
their lives, and always for the better. Mention my name out here, and
you'll hear testimonies about Holy Clitoridectomies!
> or am I just having a mental imagery mismatch?
I wouldn't know. How much porn do you watch?
> "Hello?"
>
> "Hello. This is Tina at Time/Life. We have quite a deal for new
> subscribers today. With a one year subscription, at the low
> introductory price of only 35 cents an issue, you get a free
> hoochietumor or your choice, either benign or malignant."
>
> "Katherine! It's for you! ...."
I always called her Katybelle. She was such a sweet woman -- always
brushing or buffing or scrubbing something. She would do strangers'
manicures at the local Christian-owned coffee shops in Memphis and
Tupelo sometimes.
> "generally worthless"? What was the estimated success rate of
> available oncological procedures for her condition?
I don't remember. I pay little attention to medical quackery. I took
her to see a friend of hers who went through chemotherapy and literally
wasted away afterwards. Katherine didn't want to die like that. Her
friend Tara survived only two miserable years after her "treatment" and
was always sick. At least Katherine died with dignity.
> Two wives. Color me not at all surprised.
I've only got one wife. Sunshine is married to Brother Eustis Naylor.
He's 78 and too old to go in unto her, so I inseminated her with the
Holy Tubule -- not some cheap garden hose. He sits in his rocker by
her side, barely noticing whether she's conscious or not. She stays
awake about four hours a day now, but her baby is healthy and her AIDS
was completely cured by way of snakehandling.
> You've told me now. Not that I'd believe such.
Why not? Keesha is the spitting image of King Solomon!
> So the best way to get this god's
God's!
> approval is to be lazy and poor.
Oh no! You've got to work hard and then donate your earnings to His
One True Holy Church so that its pastors can use the money to spread
the Gospel to heathens.
> You must get a lot of converts that way, but probably not the good types.
We take anyone who seriously wants to repent. Hypocrites are rooted
out.
> Oh, it's live now, but I'm not spending a lot of time constructing
> it. It's pretty much a repository for my own purposes. You know,
> a place for the phone to send nekkid pictures for storage and
> retrieval, a place for email hit, etc.
When I try to tune in to see pictures of you, I can't. Maybe you can
give me the complete URLs -- just so I can pass them along to Lurlean
and Sunshine. They both think you're something special.
> You keep showing up there and bothering them at happy hour?
I only walk up and down the sidewalk outside carrying a sign that says,
"The End Is Near, Sinners!" The Victory Outreach Church down the
street posts signs that say God will send plagues of warts down onto
masturbators. We don't get that graphic!
> So there's a level of disobedience beyond which redemption is
> impossible? Sounds like you and I got vastly different bibles
Bibles.
> from the store.
Didn't you buy the Satanic version?
> Which one gave you the wrong book?
None of them. The point is that people who abuse Our Holy Church's
social services are cast out until they sincerely repent. We don't
give people milk money and allow them to spend it on cocktails at the
White Swallow.
> And, if she required a financial contract, oh, say a marriage
> contract, prior to submitting to sexual favors, we might imagine
> some sort of prostitutional arrangement was being completed.
YOU might imagine such filth because you've got a reprobate mind. No
True Christian would ever think such a thing.
> If it hurts, you ain't doing it right.
I've heard homosexuals say anal sex hurts every time it's done. It
often causes bleeding, especially if the "top" is large and/or rough.
Are you saying that's not true? Even a throat wasn't designed by Our
Creator to accommodate an erect penis in its depths. That's why oral
sex is evil too.
> Gee. We all thought it was part and parcel of the activity which
> was set forth at the final supper. Well, that and the whole "this
> is my body <robe dropping>, now do something nasty with it you hunka
> hot hot man!" bit which was dropped from the written version.
Why do you blaspheme the Holy Scriptures so? What did the Lord Jesus
ever do to you? The Apostles were drinking grape juice, not hard
liquor.
> If you never pay for it, perhaps you could explain the requirement
> for the financial contract, which I discussed above, and the ring,
> which I discussed above.
I wanted to stand out from all the others. Lurlean had many suitors.
I still don't want her ex-Aunt Eva coming around here trying to collect
money for her lesbo friends if anything should happen to Lurlean. Eva
Smithers has literally gone to the dogs. She's got FOUR of them and
they all have long pink tongues!
> Well, I've not yet hired a fake-masseur, but if you tell me that
> it solves jet lag, perhaps I'll give it some thought.
They claim to. There's even one who does psychic penis readings. I
don't know if he sees visions in the "orbs" or not. I'm beyond all
such wickedness. What do you do when lust overtakes you when you're
traveling? Beware the interdimensional vortex in the back rooms of
certain gay bars. It'll transport you directly to the Valley of
Vengeance on Venus -- POOF!
> I'm thinking. Do you think that I'd be able to get a patent for a
> prosthetic foreskin replacement to help out the penile sensitivity
> for your patients and anyone else who wants to see what the reverse
> of circumcism would be like?
That's all a bunch of hype! Circumcised members functions more
efficiently than those draped models anyway -- and without those
troublesome smegmaliths always getting in the way too.
> You know, something to shield the
> glans from friction during ordinary daily activity to enhance the
> sensitivity during sex?
It should be decreased, not enhanced! That gives the woman more
pleasure.
> Riffraff? Wasn't he a character in the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
I wouldn't know. That's queer sinema. Tim Query was even in that
pornographic "Dr. Kinkey" movie. It featured bloody foreskin
mutilation. The real Dr. Kinkey circumcised himself. He never
regretted it, I gather. Few do.
> "It's snobby Northerners that programs them computers with the
> wrong data and that's why they spew out hatred at Mississippians.
> The North hates us on account of we're so religious and good."
> -- Lurlean Tucker tries to explain her bank overdrafts
We have overdraft protection and NEVER bounce checks. She was talking
about computers that reject test scores from students who write in
Southern Country English, a regional dialect that prejudiced
Northerners dismiss as uneducated jargon.
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for the uncircumcised of penis
and heart every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of God -- and No Geezer Either!
curtsybear
> Men? Isn't Craig enough for you? Do you both have separate sex
> partners or do you take the same partners to bed together?
Oh, that's right. You confuse possive overbearing control-freakisms
with love. I do not possess him any more than I possess the moon.
I've tried that path and found it lacking in spirit.
>> Oh. The name. I answer to all three, as well as several other
>> titles. For a while I used to even answer to Monique Motel (the
>> no-tell mo-tell), but that was ages ago, it seems.
> Curt is the most masculine of the three. That's what you should be
> called. Do you have a drag name like a lot of homosexuals?
Exactly what did you think Monique Motel WAS? A middle name?
>> As usual, you want a situation where only you win.
> What's wrong with that?
It is artificial and everyone sees right through it. Thus, it is
more empty than even a hollow victory. I thoguht you were brighter
than having to have me explain this to you...
>> If the details
>> are forthcoming (such as a fourth cumming),
> Talk about ABUSING God's blessings!
I didn't give a timeframe.
> No -- because that's not what I'm doing. The typical homosexual
> engages in oral, anal, and axillary atrocities whether he discusses
> them or not. What bothers me is the denial factor.
So you have no problem with these acts, they do not "bother" you
as long as whoever is doing them gives you an incessant stream of
play-by-play juicy details. Mmm Hmm. Interesting.
> There are many of
> you who will rim a perfect stranger at a bathhouse but will publicly
> deny he ever gets into such a filthy practice at all. Others say they
> were on the point of going to an orgy with five different men and then
> change their story the next day. Do you ever have orgies? How many
> people typically attend? Are these masked events?
I do not have orgies. I've attended a few groups in my time, but
an orgy is much much more than just four-or-more folks playing
around. It is like the difference in having three friends drop by
your house (not a party) versus a real party with planning and
invitations and a scheduled start time and lovely parting gifts and
stocking up on lube, condoms, and porn during the previous week,
and tarps on the floor before anyone arrives, and embossed placecards,
and a standing rib roast, and washing the dildos with a bleach-water
mixture for sanitation. Oh dear, I've completely overlayed the
party and orgy prep, and you must be ever so confused.
How many people? Sometimes four is plenty, sometimes four couples
is plenty, sometimes four groups of four couples is better, and one
little unattached twink to make the rounds.
I've never done them masked, though. Prolly more of a leather-thing,
the costumes and masks and such.
> No, that's not what I thought. But did you hear what Ditzy Dorcas said
> about segregating the South? Do you agree with her?
Who is Ditzy Dorcas and what did she say?
> On the point of
> the crayfish, that's what day-old semen smells like to me. I thought
> that since you swallowed semen you might smell like it.
Semen smells a bit chlorine-ic, but I can't really tell you what
it smells like after being a day old. One wonders why you know
this smell and have spent such effort quantifying it?
> Are you talking about Rufus Strangelust? He was inseminating men, not
> women. That's why he was disfellowshipped. As far as I know he never
> had any erectile difficulties. I only had them when Burnin'-dyke was
> putting drugs in my food. Prince Hubert is in his seventies now and he
> never has such trouble either.
You've got a whackjob pastor Strange who crams his semen into women's
hooies using those "tubules". Why do you think of Rufus when I
talk about your pastor? Were they a couple?
> My beloved Lurlean and I are world-renowned evangelists and Faith
> Healers. You may have seen our photos on a billboard outside a
> Holiness Church in your area. We've done Huntsville before.
I've done Huntsville before. Prolly different readings of "done".
Which mega church did you "do"? Ain't it a crying shame that each
church around here feels the need to go 10's or 20's of millions
in debt for a cathedral the size of three super walmarts just to
lure the waddling, drooling masses inside to pay off the bank note?
> We even
> went drove out to that country club near where you live.
It's a nice place. We used to have our proms there.
> We don't believe in ostentation. We were married when that picture was
> taken. In Our Tradition the wife stops wearing the engagement ring
> after the marriage.
The she should be able to hock it to pay for the next few kids. yay!
> They must like to show off. My beloved wife and I have no use for such
> prideful displays. Beyond that, it's good to see that solid family
> values are still firmly in place in his family. Are the happy couple
> True Christians? I wish them the best. I only hope they didn't go
> through one of those so-called "trial marriages."
Well, he's some sort of norse fellow, from his name, so you'd
probably spend most of your time sniffing his crotch for smegma and
trying to lazer his penis from some sniper position in the bushes.
Since that's probably your "wishing them the best", I guess they'll
be greatful you don't know them better.
> That all depends on how you (mis)pronounce it. There is no standard
> pronunciation in English for a double u anyway. If you must double a
> letter in that word, why not the p?
Could I put in a silent 'q'?
> Not in Holy Yiddish, which is largely phonetic. It isn't unlike German
> actually.
But German developed during ages when reading and writing was tenfold
as common as during the time when people used to get wasted on bad
wine and claim to see their dead friends wandering around.
> Why do you say such disparaging things about God's Chosen People?
> Surely you know that the principal industry in Ancient Israel was
> winemaking and not goatherding. Old Jezebel didn't want Naboth's
> vineyard for nothing.
So they were too drunk to spell with consistency. I used to be
that way. Now I realize that spelling inconsistently requires no
lubricative juices at all.
> I'm sorry to hear that. The smell of smegma probably keeps them away.
> A few Siebers here and there are Jews, I believe.
I've got an uncle what went and married into the Mennonites. Does
that count?
> How is that possible? They haven't legalized queer sham marriages in
> Alabama yet! Did you have some kind of ceremony with Craig? Was there
> a formal divorce from this former "husband"?
As formal as required. Besides, why would you confuse the legal
aspects of marriage with the spiritual aspects? You managed your
last marriage like a contract with the paperboy -- fire her if she
ain't to your liking.
> Yes -- it's absolutely blasphemous. That's why Michael Savage despises
> her so. She's gone in unto uncircumcised men!
Um. Probably the other way around, with the men going into her.
> What would make me truly happy is if you got circumcised, left Craig,
> joined Our Holy Church, and gave us all your worldly goods. When can e
> expect to hear from you? Speaking of eating, do you rim before or
> after the main course?
Depends on the main course. something delicate like crab or shrimp
should come first. A heavy Marsala venison stew can happen after
without issue.
> Probably not. I don't get around as much as I used to -- and my sweet
> Lurlean is the best cook any husband could ever hope for. I eat 90% of
> everything she cooks so she won't fatten up herself. Her cheeks are
> terribly puffy now that she's with child.
You eat 9 times what she eats? Then you've certainly got more than
175 pounds on your frame, or she's below 75 pounds.
> I never claimed to be perfect. One day you may deal with a middle-age
> spread yourself.
Been there, remember? Keeping it off is important, as I've got the
genetics from male and female parents for a ballooning gut and heart
issues and type-II diabetes. But as far as you never claiming to
be perfect, don't you think a bit of work on yourself instead of
trying to annoy the rest of the world might be the proper thing now
and then?
> Her actual grandfather is older. God wants mature men to have young
> wives.
Which is why most men used to die by age 30, back in the days when
this god fellow still ruled the roost. Supposedly his son has put
the old guy in a nursing home and taken over.
> I can't believe that.
Google and do anything. And regularly does. They are being a bit
shy on their more advanced image techniques until the whole "turn
over the results to the courts" thing passes.
> If it produces results like that, it's utterly worthless.
It can also translate images into pig latin. I really can't even
explain it. It isn't the standard igpay atinlay sort of thing, but
it has a funky character which fits the name proper.
> Maybe Lurlean sent you a picture of us once.
No, that's not it.
> Absolutely -- especially in Dixie. Mention my name in Aberdeen,
> Mississippi, and people will tell you how dramatically I've changed
> their lives, and always for the better. Mention my name out here, and
> you'll hear testimonies about Holy Clitoridectomies!
Yea, but certainly those folks aren't required to carry pictures
of you in their (now empty) wallets, are they?
> I wouldn't know. How much porn do you watch?
Sometimes more sometimes less. Mostly I'm a bit busy to spend time
like that right now.
> I always called her Katybelle. She was such a sweet woman -- always
> brushing or buffing or scrubbing something. She would do strangers'
> manicures at the local Christian-owned coffee shops in Memphis and
> Tupelo sometimes.
I'll brobably be back in Memphis around St. Pat's day. Anything
of value to take in?
> I don't remember. I pay little attention to medical quackery. I took
> her to see a friend of hers who went through chemotherapy and literally
> wasted away afterwards. Katherine didn't want to die like that. Her
> friend Tara survived only two miserable years after her "treatment" and
> was always sick. At least Katherine died with dignity.
Just wondering what your level of "mostly worthless" is when it
comes to a human life.
> I've only got one wife. Sunshine is married to Brother Eustis Naylor.
> He's 78 and too old to go in unto her, so I inseminated her with the
> Holy Tubule -- not some cheap garden hose. He sits in his rocker by
> her side, barely noticing whether she's conscious or not. She stays
> awake about four hours a day now, but her baby is healthy and her AIDS
> was completely cured by way of snakehandling.
You freely admit to inseminating a comatose woman who was poisoned
by your cult while her husband is too senile to object?
> Why not? Keesha is the spitting image of King Solomon!
I didn't know he spit.
> Oh no! You've got to work hard and then donate your earnings to His
> One True Holy Church so that its pastors can use the money to spread
> the Gospel to heathens.
But you eject all the heathens. So he spreads the wealth, pretty
much, into his mattress.
> We take anyone who seriously wants to repent. Hypocrites are rooted
> out.
Have you ever graphed the congregation size? If you extrapolate
the curve, when does it approach zero?
> When I try to tune in to see pictures of you, I can't. Maybe you can
> give me the complete URLs -- just so I can pass them along to Lurlean
> and Sunshine. They both think you're something special.
I don't really hold much there for long. I tunnel through my home
firewall and deposit it there. If you're really looking for the
older pictures, they're probably still @ curtis.sieber.com and
such...
> I only walk up and down the sidewalk outside carrying a sign that says,
> "The End Is Near, Sinners!" The Victory Outreach Church down the
> street posts signs that say God will send plagues of warts down onto
> masturbators. We don't get that graphic!
Good. Warts suck.
> Didn't you buy the Satanic version?
Yes. Among the others. But at least I can distinguish which is which.
> None of them. The point is that people who abuse Our Holy Church's
> social services are cast out until they sincerely repent. We don't
> give people milk money and allow them to spend it on cocktails at the
> White Swallow.
There's a big difference between not giving them money versus your
habit of exiling them from the congregation.
> YOU might imagine such filth because you've got a reprobate mind. No
> True Christian would ever think such a thing.
Did she require a financial arrangement before sex? Yes or no?
> I've heard homosexuals say anal sex hurts every time it's done. It
> often causes bleeding, especially if the "top" is large and/or rough.
I've heard heterosexuals say that vaginal sex is boring and loose.
Ain't it amazing what people say?
> Are you saying that's not true? Even a throat wasn't designed by Our
> Creator to accommodate an erect penis in its depths. That's why oral
> sex is evil too.
Evil shmeevil. Yummy and fun can't be evil.
> Why do you blaspheme the Holy Scriptures so? What did the Lord Jesus
> ever do to you? The Apostles were drinking grape juice, not hard
> liquor.
The grape juice was harder than beer, hon.
> I wanted to stand out from all the others. Lurlean had many suitors.
> I still don't want her ex-Aunt Eva coming around here trying to collect
> money for her lesbo friends if anything should happen to Lurlean. Eva
> Smithers has literally gone to the dogs. She's got FOUR of them and
> they all have long pink tongues!
One of ours has a partially black tongue (part Chow). Would that
be better?
> They claim to. There's even one who does psychic penis readings. I
> don't know if he sees visions in the "orbs" or not.
Cool.
> I'm beyond all
> such wickedness. What do you do when lust overtakes you when you're
> traveling? Beware the interdimensional vortex in the back rooms of
> certain gay bars. It'll transport you directly to the Valley of
> Vengeance on Venus -- POOF!
Well, sometimes it feels like that, but really it doesn't...
> That's all a bunch of hype! Circumcised members functions more
> efficiently than those draped models anyway -- and without those
> troublesome smegmaliths always getting in the way too.
Nonsense. The penis functions perfectly well just like it is when
born. No need to go slashing and hacking it up.
> It should be decreased, not enhanced! That gives the woman more
> pleasure.
Who said it'd be sex with a woman?
> I wouldn't know. That's queer sinema. Tim Query was even in that
> pornographic "Dr. Kinkey" movie. It featured bloody foreskin
> mutilation. The real Dr. Kinkey circumcised himself. He never
> regretted it, I gather. Few do.
Or few tell their friends "I really wish I hadn't gone at my penis
with that hacksaw when I was drunk."
> We have overdraft protection and NEVER bounce checks. She was talking
> about computers that reject test scores from students who write in
> Southern Country English, a regional dialect that prejudiced
> Northerners dismiss as uneducated jargon.
That's okay. We reject "youse guys" and "soda-pop".
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for the uncircumcised of penis
> and heart every day,
How do you circumcise a heart?
--
"No, it's not 'nice' for them. They're serving the devil by committing
sodomy and eating prawns and sea sponges fried in cocoa butter."
-- Bernadette's recipe mailing list was doomed from the start
Matty
<father...@wowmail.com> said:
> Matty, a foreign homosexual smeg-man, wrote:
>
>> Well, I don't rim - not that I have anything against, it just isn't my
>> thing - just as, I'm sure, there are heterosexuals who aren't into oral
>> sex; there are even those who don't have sex at all!
>
> The Roman Catholic Organization teaches that homosexuals must abstain
> from all sexual activity. God is pleased with such abstinence. Our
> Holy Church, which is the True Church that Christ Jesus founded two
> millennia ago, can heal homosexual lust completely. That way
> abstinence isn't necessary -- unless you're infected with AIDS or
> herpes. Then we recommend a complete penectomy and Holy Castration.
> Have you had any gay diseases yet?
Nope, not yet, and I'm not Catholic either - gave up that terrible
addiction 15 years ago.
I'm a Buddhist now - and no, I don't follow any particular branch of it.
>
>> As for my foreskin status - if one cleans it on a regular basis,
>
> A huge IF for foreign homosexuals.
Well, I have a shower 2 times a day - so no problems here.
>
>> the old wives tale of 'smegma' is a just that, an old tale.
>
> Don't you know that most of those so-called "old tales" are completely
> true? I think you've simply grown accustomed to the foul stench of
> smegma. Imagine living both smegma-free and odor-free, at least as far
> as your private parts are concerned? Now about the rimming, have you
> ever tried it? Has anyone ever rimmed you? Do you know anyone who
> gets into rimming?
Nope, never tried it - and like I said, its not my thing. If you wish
to try it with your lady friend, then all power to you, but as I said,
its not my thing.
Matt
Bernard Hubbard
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
Since when has a laser beam been called FAITH healing. And holy pliers
don't count as faith healing either.
--
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus
handicapped."~Elbert Hubbard to quote a relative of mine.
Bernard Hubbard
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> Shouldn't it be "Kingdom Cum: How to ride my steeple" :-)
No. That's how Bill Baker also misspells "Come." He has a dirty mind.
I believe he's also uncircumcised. Why don't you try coming on to
him? Don't you think your tight rectal muscles would do more for him
than for me? Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's
cute. I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"? The
idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me, but he doesn't seem to
feel that way. Once he told my beloved wife Lurlean that he was about
to go to an orgy with five other men. Later he retracted his story,
but who knows what really happened? Maybe if you'd been there he would
have gone for sure. Why don't you try to seduce him and see what
happens? Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all
illicit sexual activity, so we would never give it a provocative name.
Have you ever visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon
it will have a new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in
cages.
> What claims in the literature?
That anal sodomy is supposed to be pleasurable. When I lived across
the street from a queer sex park, it always seemed to me that the moans
and groans of the sodomized were cries of pain, not pleasure. You see,
the "Kingdom Come!" tells us that only people who have demons in their
rectums could ever get any kind of pleasure out of anal wickedness.
Surely it's a dirty -- and stinky -- business, is it not?
> Ooooh, in that case, I've been a bad boy! I need your hands telling me
> how much of a bad boy I've been!
Well... I don't suppose it would hurt for me to give you a good
thrashing. I don't want to use my hands, though. I prefer using a
thick leather razor strop against your bare behind. I'll leave your
buns black and blue from stem to stern and probably draw a little blood
too. Wouldn't you enjoy being circumcised with rusty pinking shears
without any kind of anesthetic too -- all while you're bound and gagged
and helpless in an unheated shack out in the middle of nowhere where no
one can hear you cry out? I could also bend you over an examining
table and insert cold steel forceps deep into your rectum to extract
the hordes of demons who have taken up residence there and turned your
colon into a chapel of Satan. I could probe around in your lower
bowels till I got the very last one out of there. How would you like
that, boy??? The procedure would turn you straight, of course.
> Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
How to you keep that tight sphincter toned? Do you use dildos and butt
plugs to build up its strength? Do you like to sit on them and then
push them out without using your hands?
> Please, nothing can compete with my *ss - I'm tight, flexible, and will
> ride your c*ck so hard, you eyes will roll to the back of your head.
No, I simply couldn't do anything like that. I'm so holy, good, and
pure that God would surely strike me dead on the spot if I were ever to
experiment with any kind of sexual perversion personally. However, if
you want a spanking are are willing to pay my fare to come to New
Zealand, I'd be more than happy to tan your hide for you with my
healing torture gear. If you have any revealing pictures, I'd love to
see them -- purely in the interest of helping homosexuals overcome
their evil inclinations, naturally.
By the way, do you let all kinds of people bugger you? Or is that
privilege restricted to a special few?
Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the Line for Unkempt Smeg-men Every
Day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Holy Man of Almighty God
I've Got the CURE for What Makes You Queer!
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Smeg-Matt wrote:
>
> > Shouldn't it be "Kingdom Cum: How to ride my steeple" :-)
>
> No. That's how Bill Baker also misspells "Come." He has a dirty mind.
> I believe he's also uncircumcised. Why don't you try coming on to
> him? Don't you think your tight rectal muscles would do more for him
> than for me?
So you admit that they would do something for you?
> Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's
> cute. I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
> homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"? The
> idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me,
Hardly; you are fascinated by it, you are drawn to it, you drool over men's
buns...
If Lureed reads your posts, the Hickeys will be "a draggin yo sowwy arse ovah
to da pain center, shoa enuf"
> but he doesn't seem to
> feel that way. Once he told my beloved wife Lurlean that he was about
> to go to an orgy with five other men. Later he retracted his story,
> but who knows what really happened? Maybe if you'd been there he would
> have gone for sure. Why don't you try to seduce him and see what
> happens?
You want to hear all of the details?
Brushing up on technique and trying to learn a few pointers?
> Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all
> illicit sexual activity, so we would never give it a provocative name.
> Have you ever visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon
> it will have a new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in
> cages.
Do they have a cage for you, Brokeback Tucker?
>
>
> > What claims in the literature?
>
> That anal sodomy is supposed to be pleasurable. When I lived across
> the street from a queer sex park, it always seemed to me that the moans
> and groans of the sodomized were cries of pain, not pleasure. You see,
> the "Kingdom Cum!" tells us that only people who have demons in their
> rectums could ever get any kind of pleasure out of anal wickedness.
> Surely it's a dirty -- and stinky -- business, is it not?
Are you looking for reassurance that you will enjoy it?
>
>
> > Ooooh, in that case, I've been a bad boy! I need your hands telling me
> > how much of a bad boy I've been!
>
> Well... I don't suppose it would hurt for me to give you a good
> thrashing. I don't want to use my hands, though. I prefer using a
> thick leather razor strop against your bare behind. I'll leave your
> buns black and blue from stem to stern and probably draw a little blood
> too. Wouldn't you enjoy being circumcised with rusty pinking shears
> without any kind of anesthetic too -- all while you're bound and gagged
> and helpless in an unheated shack out in the middle of nowhere where no
> one can hear you cry out? I could also bend you over an examining
> table and insert cold steel forceps deep into your rectum to extract
> the hordes of demons who have taken up residence there and turned your
> colon into a chapel of Satan. I could probe around in your lower
> bowels till I got the very last one out of there. How would you like
> that, boy??? The procedure would turn you straight, of course.
It would not turn you straight,.......Gay BDSM......
>
>
> > Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
>
> How to you keep that tight sphincter toned? Do you use dildos and butt
> plugs to build up its strength? Do you like to sit on them and then
> push them out without using your hands?
Whatever he does, it is clear that you would like to watch..
>
>
> > Please, nothing can compete with my *ss - I'm tight, flexible, and will
> > ride your c*ck so hard, you eyes will roll to the back of your head.
>
> No, I simply couldn't do anything like that. I'm so holy, good, and
> pure that God would surely strike me dead on the spot if I were ever to
> experiment with any kind of sexual perversion personally. However, if
> you want a spanking are are willing to pay my fare to come to New
> Zealand, I'd be more than happy to tan your hide for you with my
> healing torture gear.
More Gay BDSM,,,if keesha sees this you will be playing bottom at the pain
centre
> If you have any revealing pictures, I'd love to
> see them -- purely in the interest of helping homosexuals overcome
> their evil inclinations, naturally.
Helping you yeild to yours?
>
>
> By the way, do you let all kinds of people bugger you? Or is that
> privilege restricted to a special few?
Do you plan to argue that you are special?
>
>
> Laying the Unkempt Smeg-men EveryDay,
>
> Reverend Dr. Jack from Will and Grace
> Holy Man of Almighty Rumps
> I've Got the CURE to Make You Queer!
--
Lillie Langtry
Owner of the Club, "The Haven,"
Primogen of Clan Toreador
We never die....
"Whatever you humans fear you hunt down as freaks and monsters. Put 'em in a
cage -- oh! or better yet -- burn them at the stake."
Lillie Langtry
Matt
<father...@wowmail.com> said:
> Smeg-Matt wrote:
>
>> Shouldn't it be "Kingdom Cum: How to ride my steeple" :-)
>
> No. That's how Bill Baker also misspells "Come." He has a dirty mind.
> I believe he's also uncircumcised. Why don't you try coming on to
> him? Don't you think your tight rectal muscles would do more for him
> than for me? Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's
> cute. I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
> homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"? The
> idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me, but he doesn't seem to
> feel that way. Once he told my beloved wife Lurlean that he was about
> to go to an orgy with five other men. Later he retracted his story,
> but who knows what really happened? Maybe if you'd been there he would
> have gone for sure. Why don't you try to seduce him and see what
> happens? Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all
> illicit sexual activity, so we would never give it a provocative name.
> Have you ever visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon
> it will have a new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in
> cages.
Well, thats over *there* (points to the US), back in NZ, no such event
will occur.
>
>> What claims in the literature?
>
> That anal sodomy is supposed to be pleasurable. When I lived across
> the street from a queer sex park, it always seemed to me that the moans
> and groans of the sodomized were cries of pain, not pleasure. You see,
> the "Kingdom Come!" tells us that only people who have demons in their
> rectums could ever get any kind of pleasure out of anal wickedness.
> Surely it's a dirty -- and stinky -- business, is it not?
Nope, not stinky, only stinky if you have a bad diet and poor bowel
movements - being a vegetarian, I don't have those problems which meat
eaters tend to face :)
As for crys of pain or pleasure, its pleasure alright, once you've had
a passive orgasm, nothing can compete.
>> Ooooh, in that case, I've been a bad boy! I need your hands telling me
>> how much of a bad boy I've been!
>
> Well... I don't suppose it would hurt for me to give you a good
> thrashing. I don't want to use my hands, though. I prefer using a
> thick leather razor strop against your bare behind. I'll leave your
> buns black and blue from stem to stern and probably draw a little blood
> too. Wouldn't you enjoy being circumcised with rusty pinking shears
> without any kind of anesthetic too -- all while you're bound and gagged
> and helpless in an unheated shack out in the middle of nowhere where no
> one can hear you cry out? I could also bend you over an examining
> table and insert cold steel forceps deep into your rectum to extract
> the hordes of demons who have taken up residence there and turned your
> colon into a chapel of Satan. I could probe around in your lower
> bowels till I got the very last one out of there. How would you like
> that, boy??? The procedure would turn you straight, of course.
Hmm, damn, I guess I'll have to turn you down on that offer, I mean,
sounded great, but that side affect of being straight, sorry, thats an
STD I don't want to get.
>
>> Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
>
> How to you keep that tight sphincter toned? Do you use dildos and butt
> plugs to build up its strength? Do you like to sit on them and then
> push them out without using your hands?
Wouldn't you like to know <wink> <wink>
>
>> Please, nothing can compete with my *ss - I'm tight, flexible, and will
>> ride your c*ck so hard, you eyes will roll to the back of your head.
>
> No, I simply couldn't do anything like that. I'm so holy, good, and
> pure that God would surely strike me dead on the spot if I were ever to
> experiment with any kind of sexual perversion personally. However, if
> you want a spanking are are willing to pay my fare to come to New
> Zealand, I'd be more than happy to tan your hide for you with my
> healing torture gear. If you have any revealing pictures, I'd love to
> see them -- purely in the interest of helping homosexuals overcome
> their evil inclinations, naturally.
No, I don't think I'll pass those pictures along, don't want to end up
with you knocking ony my dog, wanting to be serviced.
> By the way, do you let all kinds of people bugger you? Or is that
> privilege restricted to a special few?
Oh, just those who I deem to have a quality member :)
Matt
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> Smeg-Matt wrote:
>
>> Shouldn't it be "Kingdom Cum: How to ride my steeple" :-)
>
> No. That's how Bill Baker also misspells "Come." He has a dirty mind.
But remember, I spell the whole thing, "Kingdumb Cum!" It's a fitting
name, don't you think?
> I believe he's also uncircumcised. Why don't you try coming on to
> him? Don't you think your tight rectal muscles would do more for him
> than for me? Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's
> cute. I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
> homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"? The
> idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me, but he doesn't seem to
> feel that way.
How do you know?
> Once he told my beloved wife Lurlean that he was about to go to an orgy
> with five other men. Later he retracted his story, but who knows what
> really happened?
Lurlean lied about what happened.
> Maybe if you'd been there he would have gone for sure.
Then again, maybe not.
> Why don't you try to seduce him and see what happens?
You're the one coming on to him.
> Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all illicit sexual
> activity, so we would never give it a provocative name. Have you ever
> visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon it will have a
> new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in cages.
ROFL!
>> What claims in the literature?
>
> That anal sodomy is supposed to be pleasurable. When I lived across the
> street from a queer sex park, it always seemed to me that the moans and
> groans of the sodomized were cries of pain, not pleasure. You see, the
> "Kingdom Come!" tells us that only people who have demons in their
> rectums could ever get any kind of pleasure out of anal wickedness.
> Surely it's a dirty -- and stinky -- business, is it not?
It sure is funny that your creator put the prostate gland just
penis-length inside the rectum, isn't it?
>> Ooooh, in that case, I've been a bad boy! I need your hands telling me
>> how much of a bad boy I've been!
>
> Well... I don't suppose it would hurt for me to give you a good
> thrashing.
See? I knew you were coming on to him!
> I don't want to use my hands, though. I prefer using a thick leather
> razor strop against your bare behind. I'll leave your buns black and
> blue from stem to stern and probably draw a little blood too. Wouldn't
> you enjoy being circumcised with rusty pinking shears without any kind
> of anesthetic too -- all while you're bound and gagged and helpless in
> an unheated shack out in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear you
> cry out? I could also bend you over an examining table and insert cold
> steel forceps deep into your rectum to extract the hordes of demons who
> have taken up residence there and turned your colon into a chapel of
> Satan. I could probe around in your lower bowels till I got the very
> last one out of there. How would you like that, boy??? The procedure
> would turn you straight, of course.
Probably not.
>> Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
>
> How to you keep that tight sphincter toned? Do you use dildos and butt
> plugs to build up its strength? Do you like to sit on them and then
> push them out without using your hands?
>
>> Please, nothing can compete with my *ss - I'm tight, flexible, and will
>> ride your c*ck so hard, you eyes will roll to the back of your head.
>
> No, I simply couldn't do anything like that. I'm so holy, good, and
> pure that God would surely strike me dead on the spot if I were ever to
> experiment with any kind of sexual perversion personally. However, if
> you want a spanking are are willing to pay my fare to come to New
> Zealand, I'd be more than happy to tan your hide for you with my healing
> torture gear. If you have any revealing pictures, I'd love to see them
> -- purely in the interest of helping homosexuals overcome their evil
> inclinations, naturally.
Sure, Max.
> By the way, do you let all kinds of people bugger you? Or is that
> privilege restricted to a special few?
He might make an exception for you.
> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the Line for Unkempt Smeg-men Every Day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Holy Man of Almighty God
> I've Got the CURE for What Makes You Queer!
Like Rufus did, right?
--
Bushism 1-1:
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies
against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a
hat." --Washington D.C.; September 17, 2004
Meaghan Gallagher
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Smeg-Matt wrote:
>
>> Shouldn't it be "Kingdom Cum: How to ride my steeple" :-)
>
>No. That's how Bill Baker also misspells "Come."
I suspect Bill and Matt are closer to the true spelling,
considering the filth you write.
>Don't you think your tight rectal muscles would do more for him
>than for me?
Maybe Matt prefers men with more experience...
> Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's cute.
Straight men find me attractive, but that doesn't mean I'm
interested.
> I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
>homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"?
When the "target" turns them down...
> The idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me,
Uh huh... Keep telling yourself that.
>> What claims in the literature?
>
>That anal sodomy is supposed to be pleasurable.
Some men and women find it to be so.
> When I lived across the street from a queer sex park, it always seemed to me
> that the moans and groans of the sodomized were cries of pain, not pleasure.
There can be pleasure in pain, you know...
>> Ooooh, in that case, I've been a bad boy! I need your hands telling me
>> how much of a bad boy I've been!
>
>Well... I don't suppose it would hurt for me to give you a good
>thrashing. I don't want to use my hands, though. I prefer using a
>thick leather razor strop against your bare behind.
You shouldn't tease Matt like that.
>> Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
>
>How to you keep that tight sphincter toned?
Sheesh! Even I know that. You better figure it out soon, else
you'll need a colostomy bag since you'll muscles will be too weak to
hold everything in!
>> Please, nothing can compete with my *ss - I'm tight, flexible, and will
>> ride your c*ck so hard, you eyes will roll to the back of your head.
>
>No, I simply couldn't do anything like that.
Of course not. Such pleasure would probably cause your heart
to burst.
Meaghan Gallagher
Meaghan Gallagher
<Lesbian...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net> wrote:
>"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
>
>> Smeg-Matt wrote:
>> Homosexuals seek him out in gay bars and tell him he's
>> cute. I don't believe he does anything to dissuade them. When has a
>> homosexual ever stopped at paying compliments to their "targets"? The
>> idea of queer sex is absolutely repugnant to me,
>
>Hardly; you are fascinated by it, you are drawn to it, you drool over men's
>buns...
>If Lureed reads your posts, the Hickeys will be "a draggin yo sowwy arse ovah
>to da pain center, shoa enuf"
She probably does read them. She has dogs and peanut butter.
She doesn't need Thurgood.
>> Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all
>> illicit sexual activity, so we would never give it a provocative name.
>> Have you ever visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon
>> it will have a new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in
>> cages.
>
>Do they have a cage for you, Brokeback Tucker?
Hanging in chains, maybe...
>> > Babe, I'm as tight as a virgin because I take care of my booty.
>>
>> How to you keep that tight sphincter toned? Do you use dildos and butt
>> plugs to build up its strength? Do you like to sit on them and then
>> push them out without using your hands?
>
>Whatever he does, it is clear that you would like to watch..
I think Thurgood wants to do more than watch.
>> By the way, do you let all kinds of people bugger you? Or is that
>> privilege restricted to a special few?
>
>Do you plan to argue that you are special?
It makes him feel better.
>> Reverend Dr. Jack from Will and Grace
>> Holy Man of Almighty Rumps
Meaghan Gallagher
Meaghan Gallagher
<Lesbian...@ClubHaven.sanfranc.net> wrote:
>"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
>
>> Anyway, our Holy Church Newsletter utterly condemns all
>> illicit sexual activity, so we would never give it a provocative name.
>> Have you ever visited God's Holy Country at the top of the world? Soon
>> it will have a new Holy Black Queen who will put all the perverts in
>> cages.
>
>Do they have a cage for you, Brokeback Tucker?
Finally found what I was looking for... A "cage" for
Thurgood...
http://www.ushistory.org/oddities/gibbet.htm
http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Gibbet
Dr. Thurgood Tucker
> Finally found what I was looking for... A "cage" for Thurgood...
> http://www.ushistory.org/oddities/gibbet.htm
That's absolutely repulsive! You obviously haven't read the Holy Bible
or you'd know such a device was un-Godly and sinful. That proves
you're no Christian, Dumb Dora -- as if there was any real doubt about
that.
> http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Gibbet
That's the same thing. But if you look a few pages further on you'll
find the wonderful Pear of Anguish. I have several of those in my
collection, one of which is battery operated. I could demonstrate one
of those on Smeg-Matty if he's interested, and it can be used on
Clitoridectomy-resistant lesbians as well in similarly intriguing ways.
Does this site have a shopping cart? Some of these devices are hard
to come by even in New Sodom, and I think it's high time to stock up on
accessories.
Laying the Holy Truth on the line for idiots every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Using light pain to bring healing
Meaghan Gallagher
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Dumb Dora posed as Meaghan Gallagher and fooled no one:
>
>> Finally found what I was looking for... A "cage" for Thurgood...
>
>> http://www.ushistory.org/oddities/gibbet.htm
>
>That's absolutely repulsive! You obviously haven't read the Holy Bible
>or you'd know such a device was un-Godly and sinful.
Christ died in a way that was more "repulsive."
What is sinful about a gibbet?
Meaghan Gallagher
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> Dumb Dora posed as Meaghan Gallagher and fooled no one:
>
>> Finally found what I was looking for... A "cage" for Thurgood...
>
>> http://www.ushistory.org/oddities/gibbet.htm
>
> That's absolutely repulsive! You obviously haven't read the Holy Bible
> or you'd know such a device was un-Godly and sinful. That proves
> you're no Christian, Dumb Dora -- as if there was any real doubt about
> that.
Well we certainly know that you're no Christian, Max.
>> http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Gibbet
>
> That's the same thing. But if you look a few pages further on you'll
> find the wonderful Pear of Anguish. I have several of those in my
> collection, one of which is battery operated. I could demonstrate one
> of those on Smeg-Matty if he's interested, and it can be used on
> Clitoridectomy-resistant lesbians as well in similarly intriguing ways.
> Does this site have a shopping cart? Some of these devices are hard
> to come by even in New Sodom, and I think it's high time to stock up on
> accessories.
We always knew you were a sex maniac, Max!
> Laying the Holy Truth on the line for idiots every day,
>
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Using light pain to bring healing
--
Lurlean Lie #23:
"Bill Baker is in the pop Hindu cult."
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Dr. Thurgood Tucker
Gallagher and writing the folowing hogwash:
> Christ died in a way that was more "repulsive."
And the manner of His execution was un-Godly. It's disrespectful to
put a dead body on display for gorehounds. That's why the pagan,
uncircumcised Romans crucified so many Black Jews. Tell me, does the
mere mention of the word "hound" make you wet between the legs? Or
does a dog have to start actually sniffing around to get you in the
mood?
> What is sinful about a gibbet?
It's cruel and inhumane to leave a dead body to rot in public. I
thought surely you might know that, but then I keep remembering why I
call you Dumb Dora, Dumb Dora. It's because you're DUMB. As Sunshine
says, "DUH!!!"
Laying the ENTIRE Holy Gospel Truth on the line for dimwits every day,
Reverend Dr. TRUTH
Meaghan Gallagher
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Dumb Dora demonstrated her stupidity again by masquerading as Meaghan
>Gallagher and writing the folowing hogwash:
>
>> Christ died in a way that was more "repulsive."
>
>And the manner of His execution was un-Godly. It's disrespectful to
>put a dead body on display for gorehounds.
I see you missed the point. (Not surprising.) You'd be put in
the gibbet while still alive.
>> What is sinful about a gibbet?
>
>It's cruel and inhumane to leave a dead body to rot in public.
You wouldn't be dead. Heck, I'd even be willing to hang you in
a populated area so everyone who passed would know what a freak you
are.
Meaghan Gallagher
Bill Baker
<father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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LOL! Max, you're so funny!
--
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"I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on
policy and issues, he ought to say where."
--Interview with the Associated Press; August 11, 2000
Lillie Langtry
"Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
> Meaghan Gallagher wrote the folowing(sic) hogwash:
>
> > Christ died in a way that was more "repulsive."
>
> And the manner of His execution was un-Godly. It's disrespectful to
> put a dead body on display for gorehounds. That's why the pagan,
> uncircumcised Romans crucified so many Black Jews. Tell me, does the
> mere mention of the word "hound" make you wet between the legs? Or
> does a dog have to start actually sniffing around to get you in the
> mood?
Sick.
You are fetishtistic, repulsive, demeaning of and dangerous toward women,
whom you desire to mutilate, and you molest comatose women and impregante
them in the name of your so-called church, actually a fetish sex club and
cult.
>
>
> Laying the ENTIRE Holy Gospel Truth on the line for dimwits every day,
>
> Reverend Dr. TRUTH
> Holy Man of Almighty God
--
Crown Princess Keesha
Lillie Langtry? Are you advocating a belief in reincarnation? Don't
you believe what the Holy Bible teaches about that?
> Sick.
> You are fetishtistic, repulsive, demeaning of and dangerous toward women,
> whom you desire to mutilate, and you molest comatose women and impregante
> them in the name of your so-called church, actually a fetish sex club and
> cult.
Excuse me, ma'am. God's One True Church is not a cult or a sex club.
It's the same church that Jesus founded among the Black Messianic Jews
of Galilee. I am a descendant of those Black Jews. You simply
misunderstand Dr. Tucker's motives, and probably mine too. Did you
sign the Lesbian Agenda? We are only trying to glorify God. If Little
Sunshine didn't object to being inseminated while she was in a coma,
why do you? She's found fulfillment in her pregnancy, as most
God-fearing women do. You should be happy for her. Would you rather
she return to one of her former lesbian partners? All of them abused
her. She found no abiding pleasure in lesbian relationships. Neither
will you ultimately.
Thank you for your time,
Holy Crown Princess Keesha
Protector of Women from Lesbian Corruption
Bill Baker
<Kee...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
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> Lillie Langtry wrote:
>
> Lillie Langtry? Are you advocating a belief in reincarnation? Don't
> you believe what the Holy Bible teaches about that?
Jesus taught that John the Baptist was the reincarnation of Elijah, you
know. There's nothing in the Bible that says that there's no such thing
as reincarnation.
>> Sick.
>> You are fetishtistic, repulsive, demeaning of and dangerous toward women,
>> whom you desire to mutilate, and you molest comatose women and impregante
>> them in the name of your so-called church, actually a fetish sex club and
>> cult.
>
> Excuse me, ma'am. God's One True Church is not a cult or a sex club.
It's both.
> It's the same church that Jesus founded among the Black Messianic Jews
> of Galilee. I am a descendant of those Black Jews. You simply
> misunderstand Dr. Tucker's motives, and probably mine too. Did you
> sign the Lesbian Agenda? We are only trying to glorify God. If Little
> Sunshine didn't object to being inseminated while she was in a coma,
> why do you? She's found fulfillment in her pregnancy, as most
> God-fearing women do. You should be happy for her. Would you rather
> she return to one of her former lesbian partners? All of them abused
> her. She found no abiding pleasure in lesbian relationships. Neither
> will you ultimately.
You're funny, Max.
> Thank you for your time,
>
> Holy Crown Princess Keesha
> Protector of Women from Lesbian Corruption
--
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"She's (Mother Hickey) on it (the presidential ballot) in Florida."
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Lillie Langtry
Crown Princess Keesha wrote:
Are you aware that Dr Tucker denies your authority and intends to continue
genital mutilation of women?
Lillie Langtry
Crown Princess Keesha wrote:
> Lillie Langtry wrote:
>
> Lillie Langtry? Are you advocating a belief in reincarnation? Don't
> you believe what the Holy Bible teaches about that?
No, Dr Tucker insists that I am a Vampire.
Consequently, I am using the names of vampires, Which one I am is his guess.
>
>
> > Sick.
> > You are fetishtistic, repulsive, demeaning of and dangerous toward women,
> > whom you desire to mutilate, and you molest comatose women and impregante
> > them in the name of your so-called church, actually a fetish sex club and
> > cult.
>
> Excuse me, ma'am. God's One True Church is not a cult or a sex club.
> It's the same church that Jesus founded among the Black Messianic Jews
> of Galilee. I am a descendant of those Black Jews. You simply
> misunderstand Dr. Tucker's motives, and probably mine too.
Dr Tucker's motive is to seek sex partners on line. Read his posts.....
> Did you
> sign the Lesbian Agenda?
There is no Lesbian agenda.......
> Thank you for your time,
>
> Holy Crown Princess Keesha
> Protector of Women from Lesbian Corruption
--
Bernard Hubbard
<Kee...@wowmail.com> wrote:
>Lillie Langtry wrote:
>
>Lillie Langtry? Are you advocating a belief in reincarnation? Don't
>you believe what the Holy Bible teaches about that?
>
>> Sick.
>> You are fetishtistic, repulsive, demeaning of and dangerous toward women,
>> whom you desire to mutilate, and you molest comatose women and impregante
>> them in the name of your so-called church, actually a fetish sex club and
>> cult.
>
>Excuse me, ma'am. God's One True Church is not a cult or a sex club.
>It's the same church that Jesus founded among the Black Messianic Jews
>of Galilee. I am a descendant of those Black Jews. You simply
>misunderstand Dr. Tucker's motives, and probably mine too. Did you
>sign the Lesbian Agenda? We are only trying to glorify God. If Little
>Sunshine didn't object to being inseminated while she was in a coma,
>why do you?
How the fuck could she object? She was in a fucking coma when she was
fucked by Throwaway and his demonic hose pipe.
>She's found fulfillment in her pregnancy, as most
>God-fearing women do. You should be happy for her. Would you rather
>she return to one of her former lesbian partners? All of them abused
>her. She found no abiding pleasure in lesbian relationships. Neither
>will you ultimately.
>
>
>Thank you for your time,
>
>Holy Crown Princess Keesha
>Protector of Women from Lesbian Corruption
Summer
>
> "Dr. Thurgood Tucker" wrote:
>
>>
>>> Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
>> Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
>
> Lurlean could be a cleverly made up drag queen.......
>
>> Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
>> baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes.
>
> Lesbians do not "screw"
>
>> I
>> personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
>> snowballing, and felching, at least for a while.
>
> Lesbians do none of that either. You must have been on straight lane
>
>> I had to burn the
>> brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
>> recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
>> always said no.
>
> Gays and Lesbians have 'gaydar" We can tell one of our own. If you were
> accosted then you must be.....
>
>> I have no interest in homosexual acts. To me they're
>> dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or mouth,
>> especially a man's. Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming?
>> I can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
>
> What is it with you and describing some of the more exotic homosexual
> behaviours in detail?
> Does it excite you?
>
>>
>> Laying gym bunnies every day,
>>
>> Reverend Dr. RUTH
>> The Name Says It All
>
> --
> Miriam Blaylock
> Membre, L' Academie des Femmes
> One of the Lesbian Immortals of the Left Bank
> We never die....
>
> "The world would condemn them, but they would rejoice, glorious
> outcasts...unashamed and triumphant."
> Marguerite Radclyffe-Hall
>
>
Summer
> On Thu, 19 Jan 2006 18:36:07 -0800, "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"
> <father...@wowmail.com> wrote in message
> news:<1137724567.5...@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>...
>
>> curtsybear, a homosexual, wrote:
>>
>>> Thurgood, you have outed yourself.
>> Oh no! I'm no homosexual. I'm happily married to lovely Lurlean.
>
>
>> Remember, I used to go down into the little park on Lesbo Lane with my
>> baseball bat and punish the perverts screwing around in the bushes.
>
>
>> I personally put a stop to the rimming, fisting, barebacking,
>> brush down to get those perverts out of there. They used to try to
>> recruit me by offering me any number of vile sexual favors, but I
>
> Try convincing yourself of that, first. If you had no interest, you
> wouldn't mention them all the time.
>
>> To me they're dirty. I don't want any contact with anyone's anus or
>> mouth,
>
>
>> especially a man's. Have you told me yet whether you're into rimming? I
>> can't see what anybody gets out of that. Maybe you can tell me.
>>
>>> always look it in the mouth."
>> If you know what's good for you you won't even try!
>
> Tell that to Lurlean.
>
>>> -- Lurlean Tucker's follow-up to her
>>> other favorite saying about trying to teach an old dog to make a silk
>>> purse using a stitch in time.
>> She's really good at needlepoint -- maybe she could make you one.
>
> An old dog, or a stitch in time?
>
>> Laying the FULL Gospel Truth on the line for gym bunnies every day,
>>
>>
>> Reverend Dr. TRUTH