:-) TOP TEN SURPRISES IN "THE DA VINCI CODE"
• Ninure Saunders
By Dave Tippett
10. In Last Supper painting, Da Vinci drew himself in background as waiter
preparing the bill
9. In the painting, James seen listening to iPod in background
8. In movie, TV in background has old "Andy of Mayberry" episode on, the one
where Aunt Bea warns Opie to not be involved in no heresy
7. One disciple at Last Supper table seems to have Nike swoosh on his sandal
6. Da Vinciąs "Mona Lisa" revealed to have been first wife of that American
Gothic farmer guy with the pitch fork
5. Was discovered that Da Vinci was insanely jealous of the ancient ancestor of
Thomas Kincaide and their better-selling "The Soft Lighting Last Supper"
painting
4. Da Vinci's followup painting was first velveteen Elvis
3. The Books of Judas and Mary Magdalene traced to goofy teens on MySpace.com
2. "Code" actually just Da Vinciąs ATM card pin
1. Closer examination of Last Supperąs tablecloth reveals food strains that map
out who shot JFK
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