The Weekend Grin - "The Lament Of The Young Nudist"
Neosapienis
The Lament of the Young Nudist
By Edward
That nudist resort where I went as a boy
was okay till my organ began to deploy.
When puberty started to rear on its head,
my untimely erections would make me turn red.
When girls are equipped with what nature endows
then my southerly region can get quite aroused.
The problem you have when you go for a walk
is that girls like to tease til you're hard as a rock.
It's hard when a game that you played as a kid
causes nasty effects that the nudists forbid.
Just try to play Twister and dodge a disgrace
when opponents keep sticking their boobs in your face.
The wheelbarrow races I wouldn't advise
for you have to grab hold of a girl by her thighs.
A copious crowd always gathers to watch
while your you-know-what is grinding away at her crotch.
Now one of the guys had a way of relief
when his obstinate member was causing him grief.
He'd go in the lake where his girlfriend would be
and she'd lend him a hand where nobody could see.
And now that I've reached this cantankerous age
and I have to exist in this suit-and-tie cage,
I often return to that fountain of youth,
the place where my member was often uncouth.
But now I parade with no pretense of tact
for I'm HOPING my organ will start to react.
__._,_.___
Zee
wrote:
yeah....the memoirs of those days can i am sure furnish enough drippin
fantasies to last for at least 100 years...never fading but
intensifying....amazing the human physi....it actually can be
controlled by the owner....but now the bad stuff....richard say that
boy is not a nudist....and you say he was
dysfunctional...retarded...and spocknic says they are sick kids....and
this sick kid has by his closing sentence may have erred along the
way....but rest assured jonZeee did it right.....i think it may be a
science....enjoy your holliday weekend and Dario ....looks like we are
goin to ave a beauty queen from our far north state elected vice
president and a heart beat away from the presidency.....yeah man i
hope they show us some pics when she was 12....just before she was
plucked.....jz
Terry J. Wood
$IK1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> The Lament of the Young Nudist
You're a poet,
But you don't know it.
However, your feet show it.
They're Longfellows.
Anna
wrote:
So, you admit that sexualized activity does occur at nudist resorts,
at least among young people?
Your poem doesn't present a "family friendly" picture of what does go
on at nudist venues.
If what your poem says is true than no child should ever go to a
nudist venue.
Anna
I guess you are saying that nudist resorts are sexual and that the
fundamental stated beliefs of nudism are just lies or self delusions.
the14thdisciple
> So, you admit that sexualized activity does occur at nudist resorts,
> at least among young people?
>
> Your poem doesn't present a "family friendly" picture of what does go
> on at nudist venues.
>
> If what your poem says is true than no child should ever go to a
> nudist venue.
ah, But it's OK, Anna, so long as the child is accompanied by a
responsible adult ...
a Responsible adult will make SURE the child is properly undressed
four the occasion and will hafe already explained about Grown Up
Penises - why, he may even hafe gotten his out already, just two
demonstrate!
a responsibel Adult will make SURE the child knows NOT two run whilst
in the company of Nude Peapel in case of crashing Headlong into an
expoased vagina. that Couldst possibly result in damage to the childs
nose and may also draw attention to a vagina what wouldst otherwise be
ignored.
a Responsible adult will make SURE the child can NOT be identified as
this might lead two irrisponsibly fully-cloathed child Protection
workers taking an interest its nudity. a Responsible adult will
prevent them from taking photos of the bruising around its trickle-
parts, or at least apply make-up to them.
it's Nice two know that Responsible adults are around to take care of
childrens moral well-being like this, and lots of Naturist 'clubs'
proudly add 'children Welcome' to thear recruitment campains. i'm
Sure that if a child doesn't hafe a Responsible adult of their own,
the organisers will be all two happy to provide one ...
love From yer old freand 14
Zee
wrote:
ol freand.....are you sure that you got it right.....lemme see ..you
say all these responsible adults are naked at the camp....and those
child protective service folks are all irresponsible.....hmmmm jz
Anna
wrote:
It sure doesn't paint a good picture of nudism that's for sure. It is
understandable why so many believe that the nudist claim that "it's
nonsexual" is just lip service.
Anna
> x-no-archive:yes
>
> There are a couple of things that are completely
> nonsexual, but it seems that they both have slipped
> my mind for the moment.
>
> > - Show quoted text -
Well if it can't be completely nonsexual, then indeed nudism is
inappropriate for children.
Anna
> Only humans can twist it, but in it's natural state,
> physical and ethereal, sex is a wonderful force of
> God and Nature.
>
> river
>
> > - Show quoted text -
Yeah, sex is great, just not around the children.
And not at a nudist venue.
There are some great swinger clubs and resorts out there. Have your
fun there.
Avalanche
I missed you so much. Can we get married now?
Terry J. Wood
>> > at least among young people?
I heard that sexualized activity was going on at the Republican National
Convention!
So I guess children should be banned from seeing, hearing or even attending
it. I hope there are no congressional pages at the convention!
Of course the "sexualized activity" occurring at the RNC happens in the
same place as any nudist resort -- in the privacy of the attendees' hotel
rooms.
But that hardly matters. We have to protect the little children from those
awful, sexual adults in attendance.
carl_...@hotmail.com
> I missed you so much. Can we get married now?
>
certainly one of a kind.
BBp
wrote:
> jZ is gonna love this one.....hehehehhe! ;-)
>
> The Lament of the Young Nudist
This is very old script, try posting something new and fresh.
BBp
Anna
Doesn't it bother you that Dario would even post this. It confirms
everything that people who are against nudism thinks is going on at
nudist venues.
Yet here is a nudist promoting this poem.
Stuffed Tiger
wrote:
...
>Sexualized activity NEVER occurs among young people outside of nudist
>resorts.
Because we have taught them to just say, "NO!" Think of all the money
we have saved that would otherwise have been spent on that liberal,
commie, evil designed to corrupt our kids: sex education.
Terry J. Wood
news:qqgjc499kuplmgbif...@4ax.com:
>>Sexualized activity NEVER occurs among young people outside of nudist
>>resorts.
>
> Because we have taught them to just say, "NO!" Think of all the money
> we have saved that would otherwise have been spent on that liberal,
> commie, evil designed to corrupt our kids: sex education.
Just say "NO!" to common sense.
If ignorance is bliss, we are one happy country!