Only three, [tard]-boy? Saturday's terms of engagement

[Checkmate]

Three replies to me, all out of compliance and unceremoniously flushed.
You're a stubborn little shit stain, aren't you? Today's rules, of
course, are different. You have a brand new chance to earn my attention.
In fact, you might even find today's game fun. Oh, that's right, I
forgot... you're an angry, humorless little silhouetto of a man. The
only thing you enjoy is creeping around and sneering at the normal
people. Do you like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbCE53s9hQ

It reminds me of you, because thats the train wreck that resides in your
head.

Well... that leads me to the terms of engagement that will apply for
Saturday's game: You are to post three Youtube links to songs that
mention "cows" in the lyrics (your Nads sock reminds me of a big fat
sassy cow). You will post these links in a separate thread titled "My
'cow' Songs For Checkmate". If you comply with my demands, you will have
the pleasure of my replies and resultant Checky-Fixes (TM), for all of
your posts to me (up to a randomly-picked limit of ten) between now and
midnight Pacific time.

You are dismissed!

Now drink your big fat cow and get outta here...

--
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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Cowardly Chimp Checkmate, in <news:61ri5h....@news.alt.net> did

thusly write:

> Three replies to me, all out of compliance and unceremoniously flushed.
> You're a stubborn little shit stain, aren't you? Today's rules, of
> course, are different. You have a brand new chance to earn my attention.
> In fact, you might even find today's game fun. Oh, that's right, I
> forgot... you're an angry, humorless little silhouetto of a man. The
> only thing you enjoy is creeping around and sneering at the normal
> people. Do you like this song:
>

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlxozJh2JNo

>
> It reminds me of you, because thats the train wreck that resides in your
> head.
>
> Well... that leads me to the terms of engagement that will apply for
> Saturday's game: You are to post three Youtube links to songs that
> mention "cows" in the lyrics (your Nads sock reminds me of a big fat
> sassy cow). You will post these links in a separate thread titled "My
> 'cow' Songs For Checkmate". If you comply with my demands, you will have
> the pleasure of my replies and resultant Checky-Fixes (TM), for all of
> your posts to me (up to a randomly-picked limit of ten) between now and
> midnight Pacific time.
>
> You are dismissed!
>
> Now drink your big fat cow and get outta here...

Nice meltdown, fuckwit, brimming with your fanfic and your cowardice,
as I outlined in the post here: <k5uc86$8cm$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

Why can't you count to four, Chimpy?
k5uc7v$8cm$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k5uc82$8cl$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k5uc86$8cm$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org
k5uc87$8cl$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:


Sorry, this post is not in compliance.




*FLUSH!*





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Checkmate

[Dee Doubleya]

On Sat, 20 Oct 2012 12:04:58 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Three replies to me, all out of compliance and unceremoniously flushed.
> You're a stubborn little shit stain, aren't you? Today's rules, of
> course, are different. You have a brand new chance to earn my
> attention. In fact, you might even find today's game fun. Oh, that's
> right, I forgot... you're an angry, humorless little silhouetto of a
> man. The only thing you enjoy is creeping around and sneering at the
> normal people. Do you like this song:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbCE53s9hQ
>
> It reminds me of you, because thats the train wreck that resides in your
> head.
>
> Well... that leads me to the terms of engagement that will apply for
> Saturday's game: You are to post three Youtube links to songs that
> mention "cows" in the lyrics (your Nads sock reminds me of a big fat
> sassy cow). You will post these links in a separate thread titled "My
> 'cow' Songs For Checkmate". If you comply with my demands, you will
> have the pleasure of my replies and resultant Checky-Fixes (TM), for all
> of your posts to me (up to a randomly-picked limit of ten) between now
> and midnight Pacific time.
>

> You are dism<whoosh!>

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the friode in your newly-assembled ZX Spectrum!
I am Darkwing Duck!

And *you* have utterly failed to provide *any* reason why *anyone* would
want your attention, *any* proof of your allegation that Nadegda is a
sock of Phoenix, or *any* basis for presuming to issue people orders in
this *unmoderated newsgroup*, let alone orders as *kooky* as the ones you
gave!

You did, however, grant us all a generous supply of *irony*. Can you spot
where? Hint: it includes the sixth sentence of your screed.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

New sock, Paul? That's not going to work while you're still on
probation. No new socks will be recognized or replied to. You will
comply with my demands or you will eventually be keeping company with the
assworm. Please note that you still have a chance to get those Checky-
Fixes (TM) that you crave so much. You just have to earn them while
you're on probation and acknowledge that it is *I* who controls this
game, not you. It's always been that way, and it always will be that
way.

It's now Sunday. Apparently you elected to do without your Checky-Fixes
(TM) for Saturday. Those have been forfeited, and are gone forever.
Obviously, Kent is giving you all the ass kickings you need for now, but
I'm a little upset with you, Paul. I seems you're using your same
disingenuous and cowardly attack methods on Kent. You've impugned Kent's
integrity by making false and libelous allegations that he shares your
sexual fantasies with regards to homosexuality and fellating dogs. We
both know that Kent never made any such statements, and it is you, who
harbors such bizarre thoughts.

Here's your assignment for Sunday if you want the privilege of receiving
direct replies from me: Effective immediately, and up to 12:00 midnight
Sunday, any posts that you wish me to reply to will require you to post a
public apology to Kent, in both AUK and AC. You will do this under a new
thread titled "Apology to Kent". You will admit that you posted
malicious lies projecting your own sick sexual fantasies on Kent. These
are my demands. Ignore them at your own peril.


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First, check out what An tSin Gorm said:


>
> In article <k6049m$cbq$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,

> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social Parasitism Award.

Seconded!

http://tinyurl.com/NadegdaDerbyshire

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Checkmate

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Chimpy Checkmate, in <news:61sk2t....@news.alt.net> did thusly
write:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> said:
>

> Sorry, this post kicks my ass.
>
> *COWARDICE!*

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

Reply is out of compliance, and flushed as per the terms of your
probation.

[kensi]

On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social Parasitism Award.

Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".

*gone again until Monday*

--
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the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what kensi said:


>
> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
> > I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social Parasitism Award.
>
> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>
> *gone again until Monday*

Too late, I've already seconded it, so neener. Don't forget to post from
the lady's room again the next time you take a crap.

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First, check out what I M Poster said:


>
> kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > *gone again until Monday*
>
> TF for that.

The last time she said that, she was posting again about ten minutes
later. LOL and stuff...

--
Checkmate

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:61uaop....@news.alt.net...

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what I M Poster said:
>
>
>>
>> kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> > *gone again until Monday*
>>
>> TF for that.
>
> The last time she said that, she was posting again about ten minutes
> later. LOL and stuff...

Face it, Checkmate, Kensi OWNS you. She does one post saying she gone till
Monday and you slobber all over her with two replies. Like a little lost
puppy!

--
Sir Gregory

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Dee Doubleya <dw10...@math.ucanard.edu> wrote in
news:k6049m$cbq$1...@speranza.aioe.org:

> On Sat, 20 Oct 2012 12:04:58 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>
>> Three replies to me, all out of compliance and unceremoniously
>> flushed. You're a stubborn little shit stain, aren't you? Today's
>> rules, of course, are different. You have a brand new chance to earn
>> my attention. In fact, you might even find today's game fun. Oh,
>> that's right, I forgot... you're an angry, humorless little
>> silhouetto of a man. The only thing you enjoy is creeping around and
>> sneering at the normal people. Do you like this song:
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbCE53s9hQ
>>
>> It reminds me of you, because thats the train wreck that resides in
>> your head.
>>
>> Well... that leads me to the terms of engagement that will apply for
>> Saturday's game: You are to post three Youtube links to songs that
>> mention "cows" in the lyrics (your Nads sock reminds me of a big fat
>> sassy cow). You will post these links in a separate thread titled
>> "My 'cow' Songs For Checkmate". If you comply with my demands, you
>> will have the pleasure of my replies and resultant Checky-Fixes (TM),
>> for all of your posts to me (up to a randomly-picked limit of ten)
>> between now and midnight Pacific time.
>>
>> You are dism<whoosh!>
>
> I am the

You are a new sock to skullfuck, nothing more



--

You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there, too. Then fuck off some more. Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:

> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>> Parasitism Award.
>
> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>
> *gone again until Monday*

The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you back to Usenet because I order you
to do just that.*

*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain

Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
news:61uanr....@news.alt.net:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what kensi said:
>
>
>>
>> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>> > I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>> > Parasitism Award.
>>
>> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>>
>> *gone again until Monday*
>
> Too late, I've already seconded it, so neener. Don't forget to post
> from the lady's room again the next time you take a crap.

No worries, I too have responded to that post so now Kuntsie has to return to AUK on Monday because we
have forced it to do so, as according to the claims of Notabrain last week.

The we get to mock it for causing it to return to Usenet.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Delusion noted, fuckwit. That's not me, and I'm not Paul.

> That's not going to work while you're still on
> probation. No new socks will be recognized or replied to.

Sez the idiot, replying to what he terms a "new sock". <snicker>

> You will
> comply with my demands or you will eventually be keeping company with the
> assworm.

Leave me out of your wet dreams, poofter. <snicker>

> Please note that you still have a chance to get those Checky-
> Fixes (TM) that you crave so much. You just have to earn them while
> you're on probation and acknowledge that it is *I* who controls this
> game, not you. It's always been that way, and it always will be that
> way.

It's never been that way, you're just a kook in meltdown mode with
delusions of grandeur and a yellow streak a mile wide.

> It's now Sunday. Apparently you elected to do without your Checky-Fixes
> (TM) for Saturday.

And yet you still got your ass kicked for being an idiot. How's that
whole 'running away like a coward' thing working out for you, Spanky?
<snicker>

> Those have been forfeited, and are gone forever.
> Obviously, Kent is giving you all the ass kickings you need for now, but
> I'm a little upset with you, Paul. I seems you're using your same
> disingenuous and cowardly attack methods on Kent. You've impugned Kent's
> integrity by making false and libelous allegations that he shares your
> sexual fantasies with regards to homosexuality and fellating dogs. We
> both know that Kent never made any such statements, and it is you, who
> harbors such bizarre thoughts.

He admitted to same, using the same metrics of proof he uses to claim
others have admitted to things.

> Here's your assignment for Sunday if you want the privilege of receiving
> direct replies from me:

Sez the retard, directly responding to what he claims is a "New sock".
<snicker>

> Effective immediately, and up to 12:00 midnight
> Sunday, any posts that you wish me to reply to will require you to post a
> public apology to Kent, in both AUK and AC. You will do this under a new
> thread titled "Apology to Kent". You will admit that you posted
> malicious lies projecting your own sick sexual fantasies on Kent. These
> are my demands. Ignore them at your own peril.

Kunt admitted to those fetishes, using the same metrics of proof he
uses to claim that others have admitted to things, therefore, no
apology is needed. He'll have to disprove his own words in order to
disprove his own admissions to perversion. Meaning he's now arguing
with himself.

But do keep ducking and covering, running and hiding, cowering and
quivering like the fearful fuckwit we all know you to be, Chimpy. It's
ever so much fun watching you try to run away as you're still getting
your ass kicked, and you're so stupid that you don't realize you've
now got no way to counter getting your ass kicked, because you can't
respond to me without breaking your own kooky rules and looking like
an even bigger idiot.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

I'm just trying to get in her panties. You'd do the same for Paul.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

They always seem to show up after Paul's been bootfucked, don't they?

--
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First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

Out of compliance, flushed.

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 02:48:57 -0700, Stalemate wrote:

> Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by

Denied and denied, kooks. As an awarded kook, Stalemate may not second,
and nominating a sitting FNVW and Hammer of Thor recipient is out of
bounds regardless.

> http://<SLAP!>

Shaddup, kook.

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 15:39:10 +0100, I M Poster wrote:

> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> > > > You are dism<whoosh!>
>> > >
>> > > I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the friode in your
>> > > newly-assembled ZX Spectrum! I am Darkwing Duck!
>> > >
>> > > And *you* have utterly failed to provide *any* reason why *anyone*
>> > > would want your attention, *any* proof of your allegation that
>> > > Nadegda is a sock of Phoenix, or *any* basis for presuming to issue
>> > > people orders in this *unmoderated newsgroup*, let alone orders as
>> > > *kooky* as the ones you gave!
>> > >
>> > > You did, however, grant us all a generous supply of *irony*. Can
>> > > you spot where? Hint: it includes the sixth sentence of your
>> > > screed.
>> >
>> > I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>> > Parasitism Award
>>

>> Seconded!
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/NadegdaDerbyshire

How kooky.

> *Thirded!* with *added* **ironic** ***emphasis!!***

Denied, denied, and denied, kooky trio.

[Nadegda]

Well, wouldya look at that: a textbook example of a stopped clock still
being right twice a day.

<snicker>

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

Shaddup, cow.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

It's funny how you always chime in and yell "Denied!" as if anyone around
here actually gave a shit.

Did... did you somehow confuse all this bullshit with... reality? LOL!

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Checkmate!

Let me know when you take another crap. We're playing Bossy Bingo here.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:61us09....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> said:
>
> Out of compliance, flushed.

Translation:
"SPAMMED TO IRRELEVANT NEWSGROUPS - AND DELETED"

Hey FNVWs, is Chimpy a SpamBuster Jr. in the making, or what?
Sad that he's sunk so low, eh?

[Nadegda]

On Mon, 22 Oct 2012 01:52:17 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Four} wrote:

> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Checkmate, in <news:61us09....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> by Checkmate!
>>
>> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> said:
>>
>> Out of compliance, flushed.
>
> Translation:
> "SPAMMED TO IRRELEVANT NEWSGROUPS - AND DELETED"
>
> Hey FNVWs, is Chimpy a SpamBuster Jr. in the making, or what? Sad that
> he's sunk so low, eh?
>
> <snicker>

Yep. He's already melted down worse than Ferd has, and in a fraction of
the time.

[Fred Hall]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:10:27 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
<ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:

>kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
>news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
>
>> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>>> Parasitism Award.
>>
>> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>>
>> *gone again until Monday*
>
>The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you back to Usenet because I order you
>to do just that.*
>
>*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain
>
>Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky

One word: Mandelbrot.
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[Nadegda]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:41:30 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-
FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:

> On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:10:27 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
> <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
>>news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
>>
>>> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>>>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>>>> Parasitism Award.
>>>
>>> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>>>
>>> *gone again until Monday*
>>
>>The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you
>>back to Usenet because I order you to do just that.*
>>
>>*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain
>>
>>Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky
>
> One word: Mandelbrot.

Perhaps you kooks ought to practice communicating in the *English*
language if you want anyone to understand you.

Although it was probably just another lame insult of no real import
directed at kensi.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Fat Fred's either paying homage to kensi's superior mathematical
skills (Mandelbrot being the last name of two mathematicians); saying
she's like a fractal image, with layer upon layer of beauty to behold
depending upon the resolution at which she is viewed; that she's a
Jewish dessert; or that he's entering the Mandelbrot Mathematics
Competition.

Heh... Fat Fred in a math competition... that'd be like asking a
lobotomized garden slug to calculate pi to the 1000th decimal point
using the method of exhaustion, showing his work.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

And he's only just begun... it'll be a race to the bottom of the
bottomless pit of insanity between Fat Fred and Chimpy Checkmate,
all courtesy of the New Cabal.

Spare them no quarter, show them no mercy, drive them unrelentingly
into ever deeper madness. Siege, interdiction, rout. That's our aim.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

Non-compliant.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

> <snicker>

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Checkmate!

God, you're dumb. Why don't you Google that which you don't understand,
instead of proudly displaying your ignorance and lack of even the most
obvious of clues?

[Duck Fucker]

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} said:

> >> One word: Mandelbrot.

> (Mandelbrot being the last name of two mathematicians)

Benoît B. Mandelbrot was *A* French American mathematician born in
Poland.



<snicker>

[Nadegda]

Socking up now when you feel the need to reply but his post is, by your
own kooky rules, "not in compliance"? How kooky.

<snicker>

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what An tSin Gorm said:


>

> In article <k62apc$ds8$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,

> Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:10:27 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
> > <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
> > >news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
> > >
> > >> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
> > >>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
> > >>> Parasitism Award.
> > >>
> > >> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
> > >>
> > >> *gone again until Monday*
> > >
> > >The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you back
> > >to Usenet because I order you
> > >to do just that.*
> > >
> > >*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain
> > >
> > >Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky
> >
> > One word: Mandelbrot.
>

> Four words: Julia set.

Five words: Fibonacci

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:46:17 -0700, An tSin Gorm wrote:

> In article <k62apc$ds8$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>

>> On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:10:27 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
>> <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
>> >news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
>> >
>> >> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>> >>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>> >>> Parasitism Award.
>> >>
>> >> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>> >>
>> >> *gone again until Monday*
>> >
>> >The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you
>> >back to Usenet because I order you
>> >to do just that.*
>> >
>> >*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain
>> >
>> >Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky
>>
>> One word: Mandelbrot.
>

> Four words: Julia set.

Copying the gist of Ferd's latest goofy "strategy", nymshifter?

Add to that these recent admissions of yours (we're all surprised --
honest!):

<chine.bleu-8897F...@news.eternal-september.org>
| This mind deliberately left blank.

<chine.bleu-9A84F...@news.eternal-september.org>
| I bring the blinding white light of stupidity.

and I say, I say, I say NOMINATION: China Blue for a Special Ops Cody
Memorial Purple Heart!

Any seconds?

<snicker>

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That must have been that Darkwing Duck guy that none of you seem to know.

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>

Mandelbrot.





<GUFFAW>

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 22:16:29 -0700, An tSin Gorm wrote:

> In article <k62jgp$b1$2...@dont-email.me>, Nadegda

> I second it.

...

What.

[Grump]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:32:37 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> God, you're dumb.

Blasphemer!

[Andrew Wilson]

On Oct 22, 6:50 am, i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
> An tSin Gorm <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <1ksbzsn.1c7wiz1t5qf5eN%...@ster.invalid>,
> >  i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>
> > > kensi <kensi_kensing...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
> > > [...]
>
> > > > *gone again until Monday*
>
> > > TF for that.
>
> > It's Monday in England, isn't it?
>
> It is now, but only 07:50 BST. Ken hasn't got out of bed yet.

Kensi (note spelling) isn't IN England, you fucking moron. She's in
New York. Can't you read, or is it your memory that's shot, kook?

And way to go violating your terms of service by using a bot to
generate dozens of very short autoresponses that are all timestamped
6:50 am. Well, unless you're going to k'lame that you have superhuman
typing speed instead or are spoofing the date headers on your
posts ... while just so HAPPENING to generate articles that could VERY
plausibly be generated by a simple screedbot ... coincidence, I
suppose you'll say.

<cackle>

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First, check out what Andrew Wilson said:


>
> On Oct 22, 6:50 am, i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
> > An tSin Gorm <chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > In article <1ksbzsn.1c7wiz1t5qf5eN%...@ster.invalid>,
> > >  i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
> >
> > > > kensi <kensi_kensing...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > > [...]
> >
> > > > > *gone again until Monday*
> >
> > > > TF for that.
> >
> > > It's Monday in England, isn't it?
> >
> > It is now, but only 07:50 BST. Ken hasn't got out of bed yet.
>
> Kensi (note spelling)

Kensi's name is now Ken, after the nadless Ken doll made by Mattel, so
now we have Nads (who thinks Mandelbrot is a "made up" word, LOL) and we
have Nadless Ken. You missed out on all that because you got spanked out
of the group for awhile.

> And way to go violating your terms of service

Maybe you should tattle on him, you whiny little wimp.


> <cackle>

Do you say that every time you lay an egg, chicken?

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First, check out what An tSin Gorm said:


>
> In article <1kscwl9.1jef4wpj4y18zN%i...@ster.invalid>,

> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>

> > An tSin Gorm <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > One word: Mandelbrot.
> > >
> > > Four words: Julia set.
> >
> > Julia game, set and match, if you ask me.
>
> Julia was a dude.

So are Nads and No-Nads.

[Fred Hall]

On Mon, 22 Oct 2012 09:25:48 +0100, i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster)

wrote:

>An tSin Gorm <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

>[...]

>
>> > > > > > One word: Mandelbrot.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Four words: Julia set.
>> > > >
>> > > > Julia game, set and match, if you ask me.
>> > >
>> > > Julia was a dude.
>> >

>> > YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!11!!
>> > YOU GUYS ARE THE ABSOLUTE PITS OF THE WORLD!!1!!!!!1!
>>
>> Gaston Julia. He was French.
>
>I've heard that those french d00ds are like that.

NUKE FRANCE!!!1!
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[Fred Hall]

On Mon, 22 Oct 2012 00:45:50 -0700 (PDT), Andrew Wilson
<awils...@gmail.com> wrote:

>And way to go violating your terms of service by using a bot to
>generate dozens of very short autoresponses that are all timestamped
>6:50 am.

Tee hee.

Clueless n00b. You're as clueless as Nads!

Oh...never mind.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Duck Fucker, in <news:61v8af....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} said:
>
>>>> One word: Mandelbrot.
>
>> (Mandelbrot being the last name of two mathematicians)
>
> Benoît B. Mandelbrot was *A* French American mathematician born in
> Poland.
>
> <snicker>

Szolem Mandelbrojt (a Slavic version of Mandelbrot) was a
Polish-French mathematician. Benoit B. Mandelbrot was his nephew.

SPANKY-SPANKY!1!

<snicker>

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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

I M Poster, in <news:1ksd0i2.7set8vpenfnrN%i...@ster.invalid> did

thusly write:

> An tSin Gorm <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

>> In article <1kscxyo.v3l04k1200b28N%i...@ster.invalid>,

>> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>>
>>> An tSin Gorm <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>

>>> > In article <1kscwmz.11hjnab1f2hkeaN%i...@ster.invalid>,

>>> > i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > > > > One word: Mandelbrot.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > Four words: Julia set.
>>> > > >

>>> > > > Five words: Fibonacci
>>> > >
>>> > > I never could do Hard Sums.
>>> >
>>> > 1
>>> > 1
>>> > (1)+(1)
>>> > (1)+((1)+(1))
>>> > ((1)+(1))+((1)+((1)+(1)))
>>> > ((1)+((1)+(1)))+(((1)+(1))+((1)+((1)+(1))))
>>> > (((1)+(1))+((1)+((1)+(1))))+(((1)+((1)+(1)))+(((1)+(1))+((1)+((1)+(1)))))
>>> > .
>>> > .
>>> > .
>>> >
>>> > Couldn't be softer than adding 1 plus 1.
>>>
>>> Furrfu, it sure beats hell out of me.
>>> Run that by me one more time?
>>
>> x
>> y
>> (x)+(y)
>> (y)+((x)+(y))
>
> It's easy for you to say that.
> Here, try this word that /I've/ just made up:
>
> Syzygy
>
> a<SLAP-A-KOOK!>

Do you mean:
A combination of two metrical feet into a single unit?
A symmetrically corresponding verse form in Greed Old Comedy?
An episode of the X-Files?
A fictional character in the comic book series Dreadstar?
And Italian duo (Pietro Rosso, Carlo Menon)?
An alternative electronica music duo?
A track from the album Michael Brecker?
A concept in the philosophy of Vladimir Solovyov?
A Carl Jung term meaning a union of opposites?
A male-female pairing of emanations known as aeons?
A company founded by Nolan Bushnell?
An anatomical feature of crinoids?
A pairing of chromosomes in meiosis?
An astronomical straight line configuration of three celestial bodies?
A mathematical relation between the generators of a module?

Seems "this word that /I've/ just made up" proves you to be unoriginal
in the extreme.

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>

[pandora]

On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:32:37 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>

> First, check out what Nadegda said:
>
>
>
>> On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:41:30 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As
>> Ex- FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 21:10:27 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"
>> > <ytjo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote in
>> >>news:k61gmt$m08$1...@speranza.aioe.org:
>> >>
>> >>> On 21/10/2012 5:24 AM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
>> >>>> I nominate Nads for the Thurston Howell III Memorial Social
>> >>>> Parasitism Award.
>> >>>
>> >>> Just dropping in for a sec to say "Denied, ko0ky".
>> >>>
>> >>> *gone again until Monday*
>> >>
>> >>The post I am posting in response to the above is what will bring you
>> >>back to Usenet because I order you to do just that.*
>> >>
>> >>*Illogic borrowed from Notabrain
>> >>
>> >>Blame your fellow sock for this spank on you, Socky
>> >
>> > One word: Mandelbrot.
>>
>> Perhaps you kooks ought to practice communicating in the *English*
>> language if you want anyone to understand you.
>>
>> Although it was probably just another lame insult of no real import
>> directed at kensi.
>
> God, you're dumb. Why don't you Google that which you don't understand,
> instead of proudly displaying your ignorance and lack of even the most
> obvious of clues?

Cause they is dumb?

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By God... I think you've GOT it!