Three replies to me, all out of compliance and unceremoniously flushed.  
You're a stubborn little shit stain, aren't you?  Today's rules, of
course, are different.  You have a brand new chance to earn my attention.  
In fact, you might even find today's game fun.  Oh, that's right, I
forgot... you're an angry, humorless little silhouetto of a man.  The
only thing you enjoy is creeping around and sneering at the normal
people.  Do you like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHbCE53s9hQ

It reminds me of you, because thats the train wreck that resides in your
head.

Well... that leads me to the terms of engagement that will apply for
Saturday's game:  You are to post three Youtube links to songs that
mention "cows" in the lyrics (your Nads sock reminds me of a big fat
sassy cow).  You will post these links in a separate thread titled "My
'cow' Songs For Checkmate".  If you comply with my demands, you will have
the pleasure of my replies and resultant Checky-Fixes (TM), for all of
your posts to me (up to a randomly-picked limit of ten) between now and
midnight Pacific time.

You are dismissed!

Now drink your big fat cow and get outta here...

--
Checkmate  (What's confusing you, is just the nature of my game)

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
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all rights reserved

My name is Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

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"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

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"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

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