Re: I'M SO PROUD OF MS KITTY

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>
> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:lYSdnTkWqYjPLwzN...@giganews.com...
> > .
> >
> > for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and , pounding him into the
> > curb , yay
>
>
>
> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!

Miss Kitty is just another phony Usenet trollop who'd turn on you the
first time she got her panties in a twist. I refused to kiss her ass
like she expected, and kicked her to the curb. It'll be a cold day in
hell before I let ANY female lead me around by my dick.

You, Greg, have never had a successful relationship with any female. You
keep holding onto the false hope that "Miss Kitty" is so desperate and
easy that even you have a shot at it if you stick your nose far enough up
her ass. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you'll never get
sex with a female. The closest you'll ever come is another mentally
fucked-up faggot like you.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:lYSdnTkWqYjPLwzN...@giganews.com...
>> > .
>> >
>> > for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and , pounding him into
>> > the
>> > curb , yay
>>
>>
>>
>> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!
>
> Miss Kitty is just another phony Usenet trollop who'd turn on you the
> first time she got her panties in a twist. I refused to kiss her ass
> like she expected, and kicked her to the curb. It'll be a cold day in
> hell before I let ANY female lead me around by my dick.
>
> You, Greg, have never had a successful relationship with any female. You
> keep holding onto the false hope that "Miss Kitty" is so desperate and
> easy that even you have a shot at it if you stick your nose far enough up
> her ass. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you'll never get
> sex with a female. The closest you'll ever come is another mentally
> fucked-up faggot like you.
>

there you go greg there's your invite to bone the checkmate

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:62p322....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

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>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>>
>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:lYSdnTkWqYjPLwzN...@giganews.com...
>>> .
>>>
>>> for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and , pounding him into the
>>> curb , yay
>>
>> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!
>
> Miss Kitty is just another phony Usenet trollop who'd turn on you the
> first time she got her panties in a twist. I refused to kiss her ass
> like she expected, and kicked her to the curb. It'll be a cold day in
> hell before I let ANY female lead me around by my dick.

Males, on the other hand, lead you around by your dick all day, every
day. Right? Is *that* why you had to make that gender distinction,
Chimpy?

> You, Greg, have never had a successful relationship with any female. You
> keep holding onto the false hope that "Miss Kitty" is so desperate and
> easy that even you have a shot at it if you stick your nose far enough up
> her ass. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you'll never get
> sex with a female. The closest you'll ever come is another mentally
> fucked-up faggot like you.

Awww, Chimpy's propositioning Gweggles. Ain't it cute?

<snicker>

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[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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He's boned himself here in a public forum. I typed four words and
the Checkmate got so upset by them that he foamed on at length.

SMACKDOWN!

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>
> from % <per...@gmail.com>:
> >
> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in message
> >news:62p1el....@news.alt.net...

> >> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:lYSdnTkWqYjPLwzN...@giganews.com...
> >>> .
> >>>
> >>> for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and , pounding him into
> >>> the curb , yay
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!
> >>
> >
> >

> >watching her kick his ass just like knoxy did was so fk'in funny ,
> >i couldn't believe when he killfiled her , what a gutless fk'in piece of
> >work ,
> >no wonder he saw no action when he enlisted , they don't send guys on point
> >,
> >while their eyes are full of fear tears
>
> LOL
> %'s just bitter about being snubbed and having a limp dick

He's obviously having seizures over it. Looks like it's working better
than I could have dared to hope for.




SPANKY-SPANKY!

[Checkmate]

The truth hurts, doesn't it? You'll never have a relationship with
anything but another man, no matter how willing you are to kiss some
trollop's ass.

--
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Copyright ￜ 2012

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>

> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> news:k6u30m$n9r$1...@dont-email.me...
>
> <...>

>
> > %'s just bitter about being snubbed and having a limp dick
>
>

> Hey! Anonymous says I, Gregory Hall, am the one with the limp dick! No
> upstarts, please.

I suspect if both of you limp-dicks got together, you could solve each
other's "little problem".

--
Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Copyright © 2012

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Checkmate wrote:
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> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>>
>> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
>> news:k6u30m$n9r$1...@dont-email.me...
>>
>> <...>
>>
>>> %'s just bitter about being snubbed and having a limp dick
>>
>>
>> Hey! Anonymous says I, Gregory Hall, am the one with the limp dick!
>> No upstarts, please.
>
> I suspect if both of you limp-dicks got together, you could solve each
> other's "little problem".

shut up you got dumped you don't know shit

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Checkmate wrote:
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> First, check out what Bit said:
>
>
>>
>> from % <per...@gmail.com>:
>>>
>>> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in message
>>> news:62p1el....@news.alt.net...
>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:lYSdnTkWqYjPLwzN...@giganews.com...
>>>>> .
>>>>>
>>>>> for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and , pounding
>>>>> him into the curb , yay
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> watching her kick his ass just like knoxy did was so fk'in funny ,
>>> i couldn't believe when he killfiled her , what a gutless fk'in
>>> piece of work ,
>>> no wonder he saw no action when he enlisted , they don't send guys
>>> on point ,
>>> while their eyes are full of fear tears
>>
>> LOL
>> %'s just bitter about being snubbed and having a limp dick
>
> He's obviously having seizures over it. Looks like it's working
> better than I could have dared to hope for.
>
>
>
>
> SPANKY-SPANKY!

dumped and hammered to the curb , lol

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> "%" wrote ...
>> > "Checkmate" ...

>> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> >>> "%" ...

>> >>> >
>> >>> > for kicking the checkmate's ass all over usenet and ,
>> >>> > pounding him into the curb , yay
>> >>>
>> >>> IAWTP! Miss Kitty RULES!
>> >>
>> >> Miss Kitty is just another phony Usenet trollop who'd turn on you the
>> >> first time she got her panties in a twist. I refused to kiss her ass
>> >> like she expected, and kicked her to the curb. It'll be a cold day in
>> >> hell before I let ANY female lead me around by my dick.
>> >>
>> >> You, Greg, have never had a successful relationship with any female.
>> >> You keep holding onto the false hope that "Miss Kitty" is so desperate
>> >> and easy that even you have a shot at it if you stick your nose far
>> >> enough up her ass. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you'll

>> >> never get with a female. The closest you'll ever come is another

>> >> mentally fucked-up faggot like you.
>> >>
>> > there you go greg there's your invite to bone the checkmate
>>
>> He's boned himself here in a public forum. I typed four words and
>> the Checkmate got so upset by them that he foamed on at length.
>>
>> SMACKDOWN!
>
> The truth hurts, doesn't it? You'll never have a relationship with
> anything but another man, no matter how willing you are to kiss some
> trollop's ass.

Poor Checkmate! It can be truly said about him that "hell hast no
fury as a woman scorned."

--
Sir Gregory

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i like how he says he dumped kitty after she dumped him ,
but he is consistant he dumped knoxy after she left him and his wife too ,
LOL

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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He's dazed and confused because so many folks have kicked him briskly to the
curb lately. He still even claims that Lardy Veteran kicked ME to the curb
when I've proved time and time again that it was me kicking the Blobster to
the curb the minute I found how she's a liberal whack job.

Liberals are like that. They never blame anything on their own ineptitude.
It's always either bad luck, being in the wrong place at the right time,
Bush's fault, FEMAs fault, discrimination, conspiracy, etc. All based on
paranoid delusional and ultimately faulty thought processes.

Liberals' first concern is that they feel good about themselves regardless of
the fact that they are huge failures. So they make things up, they rewrite
history. They lie, obfuscate, misdirect, whine and trip over their own feet.

--
Sir Gregory

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i'm waiting for him to dump sweetness ,
right aftet he figures out she's not talking to him anymore

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I notice you have to continually make that claim, when everyone knows LV
dumped your wacky unwashed ass.

> Liberals are like that. They never blame anything on their own ineptitude.
> It's always either bad luck, being in the wrong place at the right time,
> Bush's fault, FEMAs fault, discrimination, conspiracy, etc. All based on
> paranoid delusional and ultimately faulty thought processes.

I used to be a Republican, but Bush and Cheney cured me of that.

> Liberals' first concern is that they feel good about themselves regardless of
> the fact that they are huge failures. So they make things up, they rewrite
> history. They lie, obfuscate, misdirect, whine and trip over their own feet.

Nothing winds you up faster than the word "liberal," does it, Faggy?
Expect me to capitalize on that little quirk of yours from now on.

--
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hey look its checkdumped

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Yer mighty obsessed, %...


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and this is something you care about because ...

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More so since I dumped him into my Bozo bin.

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look at checklips talking about me , dumped and obsessed

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Getting publicly dumped hurts, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. Right, Melty
McTardChimp? <snicker>

> You'll never have a relationship with anything but another man,

He sez, pointing hopefully to himself and winking suggestively.

> no matter how willing you are to kiss some trollop's ass.

The 'trollop' with standards high enough to publicly dump a fat
retarded drug-addicted chimp?

SPANKY-SPANKY!1!

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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq., in <news:62qs37....@news.alt.net> did

Poor Chimpy, smacked around even by the bucket-shitting captain of the
tranny luv-bote. That's a side-effect of being so retarded.

<snicker>

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> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> > trollop
> .

I say it, then Paul says it. Munky see, munky do!

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"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

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>
> In article <1ksxaye.wf8a8d7wpcd6N%i...@ster.invalid>,

> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>
> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> > <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
> >

> > > tranny
> > .
>
> The Christmas season once more gallops into view:
>
> Over the rivers and through the woods
> to tranny's house we go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJ8kE5Kf3g

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:62sr7u....@news.alt.net:

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> First, check out what I M Poster said:
>
>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>
>> > trollop
>> .
>
> I say it, then Paul says it. Munky see, munky do!

The Socks are so stupid they don't even realize that every time they copy us they prove just how much we
own every gray cell in their lumpy skulls.

For example, the format of the subject line used by The Coward Sock.

All the socks pay homage to me when they use one of my subject line formats. As they should.

I'm trying to remember a single time one of us parroted anything done by the Socks....

Nope, never happened. Never will.

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You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there, too. Then fuck off some more. Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar - The Man With The Action-Packed Anus, in

<news:XnsA0FFC785E863...@208.90.168.18> did thusly write:

> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:62sr7u....@news.alt.net:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!
>>
>> First, check out what I M Poster said:
>>
>>>
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>>
>>> > trollop
>>> .
>>
>> I say it, then Paul says it. Munky see, munky do!
>
> The Socks are so stupid they don't even realize that every time they copy us they prove just how much we
> own every gray cell in their lumpy skulls.
>
> For example, the format of the subject line used by The Coward Sock.
>
> All the socks pay homage to me when they use one of my subject line formats. As they should.
>
> I'm trying to remember a single time one of us parroted anything done by the Socks....
>
> Nope, never happened. Never will.

I started using <snicker>, then you kooks followed suit.

I started using <sniggle>, then you kooks followed suit.

I started calling Chimpy a fat retarded drug-addicted chimp, and
Chimpy parroted me.

I started calling Fat Fred the Fat Drunken Pissbum, and Account Banned
mimicked me.

SPANKY-SPANKY!1!

<snicker>

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>

> In article <1kt1v07.m8ikqbfwjd8gN%i...@ster.invalid>,

> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>

> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> > <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
> >

> > > parroted
> >
> > +++ PARROTY ERROR +++
>
> Bluebird is Dead.

He's not dead. He's sleeping.

[pandora]

On Sun, 04 Nov 2012 11:55:58 -0700, Where's all the China Blue food?
wrote:

> In article <1kt1v07.m8ikqbfwjd8gN%i...@ster.invalid>,
> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>

>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>

>> > parroted
>>
>> +++ PARROTY ERROR +++
>
> Bluebird is Dead.

He ain't dead; he's just restin.

[Gary Burnore]

He ain't dead; he's just watching Wheel of Fortune.
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I M Poster wrote:

> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> posts by Checkmate!
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>> First, check out what Where's all the China Blue food? said:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> In article <1kt1v07.m8ikqbfwjd8gN%i...@ster.invalid>,
>>> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>>>
>>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>>>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> parroted
>>>>
>>>> +++ PARROTY ERROR +++
>>>
>>> Bluebird is Dead.
>>
>> He's not dead. He's sleeping.
>

> Stunned.


dumped

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% < per...@gmail.com> wrote:

[pandora]

On Sun, 04 Nov 2012 12:22:23 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Where's all the China Blue food? said:
>
>
>
>> In article <1kt1v07.m8ikqbfwjd8gN%i...@ster.invalid>,
>> i...@ster.invalid (I M Poster) wrote:
>>
>> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> > <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>> >
>> > > parroted
>> >
>> > +++ PARROTY ERROR +++
>>
>> Bluebird is Dead.
>
> He's not dead. He's sleeping.

Ooops. Didn't see yer post.