Re: Why Is Fat Fred Hall Afraid of the FNVWs?

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition said:


>
> In article <k9bsq7$mu4$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>
> wrote:
>
> > Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> > The Fat Drunken Pissbum Masquerading As fake-FNVW (aka Fred Hall), in
> > <news:k9b1t3$lge$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did thusly write:
> >
> > > Talk about being tard and feathered.
> >
> > Indeed, [Tard] Fat Fred.
> >
> > <snicker>
>
> Gosh, you are just so clever. I sit impressed.

I found it rather lackluster.

--
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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sn!pe, in <news:1kuftyr.1mhbu0h6edlyN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> did
thusly write:

> [nothing snipped, sorry]

>
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!
>>
>> First, check out what In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition said:
>>
>>> In article <k9bsq7$mu4$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>> >
>>> > The Fat Drunken Pissbum Masquerading As fake-FNVW (aka Fred Hall), in
>>> > <news:k9b1t3$lge$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did thusly write:
>>> >
>>> > > Talk about being tard and feathered.
>>> >
>>> > Indeed, [Tard] Fat Fred.
>>> >
>>> > <snicker>
>>>
>>> Gosh, you are just so clever. I sit impressed.
>>
>> I found it rather lackluster.
>

> Fakey's like that, sometimes I wonder why.
> It's abundantly plain that he's very, very angry about something.

I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
from across the line of scrimmage, you just know you're going to be
completely demolished.

<snicker>

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/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Given that some butthurt kook keeps cancelling the roster posts, they
are now included in each of my posts.

Spin, kooky, spin! <snicker>

Here follows the official Nov 2012 alt.usenet.kooks voting roster:

[+] is an 'aye' vote.
[-] is a 'nay' vote.
[ ] (blank) is an abstention.
[X] is a FNVW decreed award.

Vote early, vote often!

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Albatross
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k8tul4$5t1$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7d$9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Tar & Feathers Award (juvg2h$en8$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
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Bit Rot
[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k86g98$okb$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k8f2ju$rcu$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ebd3c769-f031-4f4c...@f17g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[X]= Nutless Gutless Award (k8cg4a$ng$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Office of Village Idiot (k7ugmq$1uk$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7d$7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Latest Checkmate Wife Award
(jZmdneyA8bANHjTN...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Urinal Award (not Busted Urinal)
(5omdnXL3kZyY-SzN...@giganews.com)
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bobandcarole
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k8c766$96m$3...@dont-email.me)
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BroilJAB
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ccf87cd9-67ae-4823...@eo2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)
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Checkmate
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (k8nqeg$610$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k7ehgb$j2e$3...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Lance Armstrong Trophy
(19450908-13f7-4eb3...@o30g2000vbu.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91shb$io4$2...@dont-email.me,
k91snk$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Dickie Dumped Award
(wfydnYRJG44gXQ_N...@giganews.com)
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Constance Knoring
[ ]= Village Pump Award (k949fa$jtf$6...@dont-email.me)
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Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k83nha$ave$2...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7d$9...@dont-email.me)
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Ehmett bin Gulley
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ul5$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)
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Fred Hall
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k8189e$fqf$1...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (k8qt42$9h3$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award (trainer of K Wills)
(k89o0o$n2c$3...@speranza.aioe.org)
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Gary L. Burnore
[ ]= Failed Vacation Award (k9bjtv$4ai$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
(cadb3650-b1ca-4c97...@j18g2000yqf.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k84bno$run$2...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6t3dg$j03$5...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7d$7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= 'What the heck it's Sunday so I'll make up another dozen awards"
Award (chine.bleu-5A877...@news.eternal-september.org)
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Greg Hall
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month Award (k91pm9$loj$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(k8nqeg$610$1...@speranza.aioe.org)
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Heinrich
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7d$6...@dont-email.me)
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Ï M Poster
[ ]= The Two Face Dick Award
(Nbadnd7H34i9lCnN...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ub2$m7d$8...@dont-email.me)
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Irkin Invader Zim / cain...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k91kbl$1im$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91pup$loj$1...@dont-email.me,
k91uhk$m7d$9...@dont-email.me)
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kensi
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Award (trainer of
Checkmate and IM Poster) (k846un$run$1...@dont-email.me)
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K Wills
[ ]= Flaming Pants Award
(38e9e2d2-eac1-489d...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= The Lance Armstrong Trophy (k8mh28$4da$3...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f44p$rcu$5...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k8oird$niq$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(9bd98dbd-9bf2-44ff...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)
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Lady Veteran
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f5c3$rcu$7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k8f912$pp8$1...@speranza.aioe.org)
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Michael Ejercito
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7d$6...@dont-email.me)
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Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (k6vpnc$r96$3...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (k6vpnc$r96$3...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month (k6vpnc$r96$3...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6vpnc$r96$3...@dont-email.me)
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NoSpamAtAll
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7d$6...@dont-email.me)
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Stewart
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tnp$m7d$5...@dont-email.me)
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The Revd
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(18fe8fbb-5406-490e...@n8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award; Nominated by Nadegda
(k91tvd$m7d$6...@dont-email.me)
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This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (k81su7$nqg$2...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award (k921qe$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Drama Queen Award (k883o0$nb3$6...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k921qe$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(91400d3d-edd6-4342...@m13g2000vbd.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k81su7$nqg$2...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rajesh KOOKrappali Premature Ejaculation Award
(k81su7$nqg$2...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k921qe$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Sheldon Ko0ker Compulsive Behavior Award
(k921qe$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k921qe$m7d$1...@dont-email.me)
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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
<news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

> In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>

> wrote:
>
>> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
>

> No, you're just boring.

I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to
thwart the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.

If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
to your intellectual superior.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

>
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
> <news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
> thusly write:
>
> > In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
> >
> > No, you're just boring.
>
> I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
> obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to
> thwart the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.
>
> If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
> feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
> to your intellectual superior.
>
> <snicker>

Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?

Back you go! <flush>






SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012

[Fred Hall]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 05:24:29 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>

[Tard] Okie PegBoi GreaseMonkey spanked again.

Morph, PegBoi, Morph!

--

"These clowns are all Jokers!" - Rasta Khan

"I'm more of a Usenet force than you'll ever imagine in your wildest
dreams." -
Nellie Hall

KotAGoR XXXXI
COOSN-075-07-81342

Brainwashed Follower of Art Deco #1
Old Gringo's Poopy Lits #1
Nellies invalid AUK Sociopath lits #10
@'s Lits of cyberterrorists and cyber bullies #1
eMutT lits o' hate #4
Lits Slut#10
Usenet Ruiner #3
Top Asshole On The Net #2
Most Hated Usenetizen of all time #2.
Sweetness Seal Of Approval #2
Hammer of Thor - August 2005
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle,Trainer of Rasta Khan, March
2006
Pierre Salinger HL&S January & February 2012

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:65bfcb....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> said:
>
>>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
>> <news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
>> thusly write:
>>
>>> In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
>>>
>>> No, you're just boring.
>>
>> I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
>> obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to
>> thwart the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.
>>
>> If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
>> feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
>> to your intellectual superior.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?

No, I changed my posting email address because Fred Hall the fat
drunken pissbum masquerading as fake-FNVW is up to his usual kook
tricks again. In between his meltdown posts, that is.

You didn't even enter into the equation, since you've been running
away from me so fast for so long you've left a thousand mile long
streak of shit and scorched tennis shoe rubber, you scared-shitless
coward.

> Back you go! <flush>
>
> SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)

Run away, Chimpy!

Run! Away!!

SPANKY-SPANKY!

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 05:24:29 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>
> [Tard] Okie PegBoi GreaseMonkey spanked again.
>
> Morph, PegBoi, Morph!

He ought to change the TLD to '.invalid' - and then it will match his 'ballots'.

--
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Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook, Paul G. Derbyshire

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's frogeries of
Aratzio, check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html
Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

[Fred Hall]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 06:07:30 +0000 (UTC), "Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts
Club Banned" <laug...@u.kook> wrote:

>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 05:24:29 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>
>>>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>>
>> [Tard] Okie PegBoi GreaseMonkey spanked again.
>>
>> Morph, PegBoi, Morph!
>
>He ought to change the TLD to '.invalid' - and then it will match his 'ballots'.

Do I hear an LOL?
Yes, loud and clear:
LOL!!!!

[Tard] never tires of spanking himself.

[%]

>
> [Fred] never tires of spanking himself.

[Fred Hall]

On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 06:01:10 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote

Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>SPANKY-SPANKY!
> Anon <an...@domain.invalid> ---- May 30
>
> [Tor] Phoenix <tah...@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> July 26
>
> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.net> ----Sept 14
>
> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.us> -----Sept 15
>
> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> ----Sept 15

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> Xprivat ---- Oct 4

> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>

> Dec 1 Xprivat

Tee hee

[%]

Fred Hall wrote:
> On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 06:01:10 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>> SPANKY-SPANKY!
>> Anon <an...@domain.invalid> ---- May 30
>>
>> [Tor] Phoenix <tah...@usa.TAKETHISOUT.net> July 26
>>
>> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.net> ----Sept 14
>>
>> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.us> -----Sept 15
>>
>> [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> ----Sept 15
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> Xprivat ---- Oct 4
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> Dec 1 Xprivat
>
> Tee hee

pants peed

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> said:
>
>
>>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
>> <news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
>> thusly write:
>>
>> > In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
>> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
>> >
>> > No, you're just boring.
>>
>> I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
>> obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to
>> thwart the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.
>>
>> If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
>> feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
>> to your intellectual superior.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?

He's made a lot of effort to try and do that.

From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.co>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: OCTOBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
Date: Thu, 1 Nov 2012 02:27:04 +0000 (UTC)
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Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: OCTOBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
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Subject: Re: OCTOBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
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From: Anne Wainwright <anoth...@fables.co.za.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: OCTOBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot
Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:39:21 +0000 (UTC)
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- here as well.

[Tard] PegBoi misses the brain-crushing you give him.

Who knows? Maybe [Tard] PegBoi will forge the working address of a blind man next.

> Back you go! <flush>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)

<chortle>

[Fred Hall]

On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 23:25:16 -0700, "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>
>>
> i never tire of fucking goats its the frisky scent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

[Fred Hall]

On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 23:33:27 -0700, "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

>pants peed

Sorry to hear that, David. If you hadn't spent all your money on dope,
you could have afforded Depends.

[%]

[%]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Sorry to hear that, Fat Fred. If you hadn't spent all your money on dope,

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey (aka Sgt. Rutters' Only
Darts Club Banned), in <news:65bif6....@news.alt.net> did thusly
write:

Those were forgeries, you fucking retard. At the time those posts were
made, I was stuck in traffic on I5.

Given that fat Fred Hall the drunken pissbum masquerading as fake-FNVW
is melting down again, and pulling all his usual kook tricks like
getting the voting ballot posts deleted from Google Groups and buying
up every unregistered domain I use as a posting email address, it
wouldn't surprise me if he's the one doing the above, as well.

He's a kook, it's to be expected.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
wrote:

> T<SPANK>

#14 and #1. Woof woof!

> T<SLAP!>

#16, and #1. Bow wow wow!

> Sgt. Rutters' Only
> Darts Club Banned), in <news:65bif6....@news.alt.net> did thusly
> write:
>
>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate!
>>>

>>> First, check out what The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash
>>> GreaseMonkey PegBoi Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood
>>> Net Abuser {1/4-Brained PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of
>>> Children}
>>> wrote
>>>>
>>>> (#14 and #1)

>>>>
>>>> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
>>>> <news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
>>>> thusly write:
>>>>
>>>> > In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,

>>>> > The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
>>>> > Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
>>>> > PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
>>>> > wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >> #3 ("I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you")

>>>> >
>>>> > No, you're just boring.
>>>>

>>>> (screed of #4, #10, #1, and #2)

> Those were forgeries <auto-SPANK; plus screed of #4; #1, #3, #2, and #10>

[Tard] PegBoi caught in another #4 -

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Subject: Re: Why Is [Tard] Okie PegBoi GreaseMonkey Morphing to evade killfiles?
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From: Georg Gruber <ggr...@aon.at>

Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Re: OCTOBER 2012 KOOK AWARDS - Official Voting Ballot

Date: Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:43:32 +0000 (UTC)

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SPANK!

Loser

<chortle>


--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook, Paul G. Derbyshire

If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's frogeries of
Aratzio, check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html
Paul Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

[Tard] PegBoi's Entire Repertoire of Post Responses, By Numbers -

# 1 - Make a PeeWee. Embrace your PeeWee. Then, make a shitload of PeeWees.
# 2 - Be the King of The PeeWees by calling his opponents 'cowards' as he
hides himself behind Tor and anonymous remailers.
# 3 - Hoist a petard, make a spreadsheet, put Ontario on the Eastern Seaboard, etc.
# 4 - Tell a lie - or when really cornered, a bunch of lies. Repeat.
# 5 - Make a spelling / typo lame in a futile attempt to save face.
# 6 - Reference MIDs which still aren't proof of anyone else's otter filthing.
# 7 - Komplain about everyone else's lack of reading comprehension, especially
when he fails to comprehend the text which shatters his delusions.
# 8 - Make PKBs about Outer Filthing after he spams screed bombs with the
personal info of his Usenet superiors' families in his 200+ line sigs.
# 9 - Screed multiple paragraphs in response to one-line replies.
#10 - When flamed to the point of a greasy puddle, k'laim "VICTORY!!1!".
#11 - Screed bomb the MIDs of his auto-SPANKS as 'evidence' of his 'victory'.
#12 - Stalk a suicidal woman from a support group by remailer, then attempt
to cancel the posts. By remailer.
#13 - Attempt the World Land Speed Record while he back-pedals and runs away.
#14 - Post "MELT! You fat retarded chimp!" (or variations) when he's
bootfucked by betters to the point of a greasy puddle on the pavement.
#15 - When faced with a difficult question, run away to his Antonio Inflatus
sex doll while later k'laiming how his server doesn't have the post.
#16 - Spam fag lames, then spam whines about gaying up threads.
#17 - Defend notorious net kooks and criminals who promote his fake awards.

[pandora]

On Sat, 01 Dec 2012 21:44:31 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> said:
>
>
>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
>> <news:chine.bleu-6F4A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
>> thusly write:
>>
>> > In article <k9eil6$367$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
>> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> > <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
>> >
>> > No, you're just boring.
>>
>> I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
>> obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to thwart
>> the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.
>>
>> If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
>> feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
>> to your intellectual superior.
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?

I thought there was something hokey about that.

> Back you go! <flush>
>
Indeed.

He must be getting extremely lonely, the poor thing.
>
>
>
>
> SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)

[pandora]

On Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:54:36 -0600, Fred Hall wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Dec 2012 05:24:29 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>><FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>
> [Tard] Okie PegBoi GreaseMonkey spanked again.
>
> Morph, PegBoi, Morph!

He's "just a lonely boy, lonely and blue......."

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:

> On Sat, 01 Dec 2012 21:44:31 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> Checkmate!

snip

>> Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?
>
> I thought there was something hokey about that.
>
>> Back you go! <flush>
>>
> Indeed.
>
> He must be getting extremely lonely, the poor thing.

Reminder - [Tard] PegBoi is up for an award and the ballot has been posted.

>>
>>
>> SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Fred Hall said:


>
> On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 23:33:27 -0700, "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >pants peed
>
> Sorry to hear that, David. If you hadn't spent all your money on dope,
> you could have afforded Depends.

If he was strong enough to lift his fat carcass out of his Hoveraound, he
wouldn't have to wait for his nursemaid ("the woman he lives with") to
help him take a piss.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition said:


>
> In article <1kugwwu.1x6obk3j83w7zN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

>
> > Fakey wrote:
> >
> > > >> I'm not angry, I'm intense, like a 245 pound tackle growling at you
> > > >
> > > > No, you're just boring.
> > >
> > > I must not be, considering all you kooks can't stop discussing me,
> > > obsessing over me, using every dirty trick in the book to try to
> > > thwart the New Cabal's takeover of AUK.
> > >
> > > If you feel the overwhelming compulsion to continue to deny reality,
> > > feel free to screed your reply, and in so doing prove you've all lost
> > > to your intellectual superior.
> >

> > We are not worthy, all hail the Great Faker.
> >
> > > <snicker>
> >
> > Could we switch to ping-pong please?
> > Nerd golf really /is/ a bit boring.
>
> It's been a long time since I've played ping pong. One summer vacation we played
> it a lot and I got really good. I've always liked that kind of game: a bisected
> court and hitting a ball or shuttlecock back and forth subject to various
> conditions: two square, badminton, volleyball, tennis, et cetera.

"I was a good time. Yeah, I got pretty good."

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

He got tired of screaming from the sidelines and being ignored by nearly
everyone. He's a lot like the aSSworm, whom he's very fond of butt-
slurping.

[%]

there goes the checkmate talking about me a gain ,
man he sure blows a fuse for my attention after he killfiles me

[%]

" i was a good time " , HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>
>
>>
>> On Sat, 1 Dec 2012 23:33:27 -0700, "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> pants peed
>>
>> Sorry to hear that, David. If you hadn't spent all your money on
>> dope, you could have afforded Depends.
>
> If he was strong enough to lift his fat carcass out of his
> Hoveraound, he wouldn't have to wait for his nursemaid ("the woman he
> lives with") to help him take a piss.

there goes the checkmate talking about me again ,

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey (aka Sgt. Rutters' Only
Darts Club Banned), in <news:65d4fm....@news.alt.net> did thusly
write:

> The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
> Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
> PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
> wrote:

▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
Wheee! Look at the kook spin!

So which kook who is currently melting down so badly that he's buying
up every unregistered domain I use as a posting email address, getting
the real kook award voting roster posts removed from Google Groups,
and making misattributed cut-and-paste screed posts, has root access
to an NNTP server that's well known for abuse and would allow such
forgeries because he's part of the Databasix.com stauker crowd?

As I wrote before, at the time those posts were made, I was on the I5
crawling along at about 20 MPH.

> SPANK!

Indeed, the Profoundly Retarded Masturbating Monkey is spanked. Again.
Eternally. He's too profoundly retarded to ever be anything else.

<snicker>

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[pandora]

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 21:09:14 +0000, Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned
wrote:

> pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 01 Dec 2012 21:44:31 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>> by Checkmate!
>
> snip
>
>>> Did you morph your way out of my killfile, you little fuckface?
>>
>> I thought there was something hokey about that.
>>
>>> Back you go! <flush>
>>>
>> Indeed.
>>
>> He must be getting extremely lonely, the poor thing.
>
> Reminder - [Tard] PegBoi is up for an award and the ballot has been
> posted.

Indeedy. Thanx for reminding me. I must get to that immediately.

>
>>>
>>> SPANKY-SPANKY! (TM)
>>

[pandora]

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 21:20:32 +0000, Sn!pe wrote:

> <http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/11/30/cartoon-of-the-day-8/>

Heh.

[pandora]

I was the *star* on the volleyball team in HS. I always served the ball
over the net so hard the opposing team could never return it. Too bad
for them. :-)

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sn!pe said:


>
> Fakey wrote:
>
> >
> â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"
> â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"
> â?"â?"â?"â?"â?"

> > Wheee! Look at the kook spin!
>

> Mmm-hmm.

LOL! This guy's just too easy!

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

I had a patented "sun ball" method. Almost straight up, high enough that
the opposing team had the sun directly in their eyes when they tried to
track it.

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
wrote:

> T<SPANK>

#14 and #1 from the greasy puddle of net-abusing slag. What a bore.

> T<SLAP!>

#16, and #1 again. Yawn, loser.

> Sgt. Rutters' Only
> Darts Club Banned), in <news:65d4fm....@news.alt.net> did thusly
> write:
>
>> The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
>> Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
>> PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
>> wrote:

> ā<SPANK>

#1, #2, #3. Pathetic.

> S<SPANK>

#1, #2, #4. #7, #9, #10, and #13 from Usenet's lamest lying bore.

>> SPANK!
>
> I<SPANK>

#1, #2, #4. #7, #10, and #16 from the spankling poltroon.

[Tard] PegBoi has been caught forging other posters and abusing the net,
then he's caught lying about it. He's nothing but a powerless little
kook who would even abuse a seeing eye dog; what a coward and pervert.

[pandora]

Heh. Good move.

[Ms. Kitty]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
news:e9idnTQybe0RaybN...@scnresearch.com...

I thought it was absolutely boring, pandora.

MK

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about it.

[pandora]

Why don't you go back to the alley where you belong?

[Checkmate]

As soon as another John comes along...

[%]

checkmate's upset because he got dumped by ms kitty

[Sweetness]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:e9idnTIybe1mhSHN...@scnresearch.com...

Bingo.


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Get one !
ow...@databasix.com

May the sun always shine warmly on Fluffy and our beloved FRiEnDly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler !

Clueless Newbie of The Month Nominee "Lady Pilot"/"Blondie"/"Ms.
Kitty"/"Checkermate"/"Ms Sir Gregory" asks people to 'pray' for her -
<64eeti....@news.alt.net> - less than 3 hours after trying to target
another posters "young daughter" in an arguement that she was losing -
<64e56r....@news.alt.net>.

Coward of The Month Nominee "Lady Pilot"/"Blondie"/"Ms.
Kitty"/"Checkermate"/"Ms Sir Gregory" shows AUK just how _much_ of a lying
coward she is -<64qpum....@news.alt.net>.

[Ms. Kitty]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:65dqj4....@news.alt.net...

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>> I thought it was absolutely boring, pandora.
>>
>> MK
>
> Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about it.

Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.

MK

[Ms. Kitty]

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:oIudnX1j_7V-viHN...@giganews.com...

Of course. American's are too stupid these days, judging by this group.

MK

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned, in

<news:65de29....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
> Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
> PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
> wrote:
>
>> T<SPANK>
>
> #14 and #1 from the greasy puddle of net-abusing slag. What a bore.
>
>> T<SLAP!>
>
> #16, and #1 again. Yawn, loser.
>
>> Sgt. Rutters' Only
>> Darts Club Banned), in <news:65d4fm....@news.alt.net> did thusly
>> write:
>>
>>> The Drunken Outer-Filthing Kooky Okie White Trash GreaseMonkey PegBoi
>>> Dog-Fucking Spanktard, [Tard] Faglamey Neighborhood Net Abuser {1/4-Brained
>>> PeeWee-Lamer and Real Life Threatener Of Children} <FN...@AltUsenetKooks.xxx>
>>> wrote:

>> ໓PANK>

You keep defending Fred Hall the fat forging faggot by perpetuating
the lie that I made those posts, Profoundly Retarded Masturbating
Monkey. Do it all by posting strings of numbers, because everyone
understands the ravings of a delusional psychopath like you.

But the fact remains that I was on the road at the time those posts
were made; the fact remains that Fat Fred is still melting down so
badly that he's buying up every domain I use as a posting email
address; the fact remains that Fat Fred is still getting the real kook
award voting ballot posts removed from Google Groups; the fact remains
that Fat Fred has root access to an NNTP server where he can
completely forge a post then issue an IHAVE to propagate it; and the
fact remains that the server he has root access to is widely known for
abuse of and on the net.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:65ddiq....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> LOL! This guy's just too easy!

Oooh! I know this one... let's see... is it, no, no... how about...

"What is, 'What Chimpy says about every guy he pays $20 to pee on.'?"

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

pandora, in <news:e9idnT4ybe3GfibN...@scnresearch.com>

Back when the volleyball was still an inflated pig's bladder, the net
was still made of catgut, and the girls still had to wear full-length
dresses while playing.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:65dqj4....@news.alt.net...
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
> >> I thought it was absolutely boring, pandora.
> >>
> >> MK
> >
> > Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about it.
>
> Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>
> MK

So THAT'S why you're suddenly slurping the aSSworm with the big wet
sloppies. The only time anyone talks to that lowlife is after I've flamed
them, he's let out a few cowardly yaps, and they need an instant ally.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

YOU'RE the bible-thumper. You have no room to talk about stupid.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sn!pe said:


>
> Fakey wrote:
>

> > Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> > Checkmate, in <news:65ddiq....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
> >
> > > LOL! This guy's just too easy!
> >
> > Oooh! I know this one... let's see... is it, no, no... how about...
> >
> > "What is, 'What Chimpy says about every guy he pays $20 to pee on.'?"

I'd pay Penix twenty bucks to let me pee on him.



> Oh good, we're back to devastating ripostes. Stay tuned, everybody,
> Fakey's going to give us a lesson in how to demolish your debating
> opponent.
>
> > <snicker>
>
> There you go. Well worth waiting for, I think you'll agree.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Sn!pe said:

>
> Ms. Kitty <m...@kitty.now> wrote:
>
> > > Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about it.
> >
> > Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>

> Sn!pey's Top Tips #1:
>
> If you're going to use a big word, it's best to know how to spel it.
>
> HTH

Perhaps she was talking about elephants. You can see them pretty far
away.

[Tom Swift Sr.]

On Dec 3, 3:03 am, "In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition"
<chine.b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <k9gmrg$6o...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
>  Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <F...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>
>  wrote:
> > So which kook who is currently melting down so badly that he's buying
> > up every unregistered domain I use as a posting email address, getting
> > the real kook award voting roster posts removed from Google Groups,
> > and making misattributed cut-and-paste screed posts, has root access
> > to an NNTP server that's well known for abuse and would allow such
> > forgeries because he's part of the Databasix.com stauker crowd?
> --
> He's not alone. It's a vast, world-wide--galaxy-wide--conspiracy against you. We
> are gping to destroy you by any means possible. Your mother is with us. Even
> your own sock puppets are secretly feeding us information.

Ah, how far you have fallen, Blue.

You take FNVW 1/4 easy to confirm facts and try to *claim* it is a
conspiracy theory -- without any attempt to refute his facts.

You used to be fairly sane in alt.politics. Why and when did you
become a K0ok, Blue?

Truly a waste.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
<news:chine.bleu-F34A8...@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

> In article <1kui0dq.1woopqh1ccu6uzN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,

> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Fakey wrote:
>>
>>>

>> ▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
>> Wheee! Look at the kook spin!
>>
>> Mmm-hmm.
>
> 'Why he's no fun--he fell right over.'

Kooks and their crappy newsreaders.
Try Alt-30 in UTF-8.
Then try to find a decent newsreader.

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in

<news:chine.bleu-925A6...@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

> In article <k9gmrg$6og$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>,
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>

> wrote:
>
>> So which kook who is currently melting down so badly that he's buying
>> up every unregistered domain I use as a posting email address, getting
>> the real kook award voting roster posts removed from Google Groups,
>> and making misattributed cut-and-paste screed posts, has root access
>> to an NNTP server that's well known for abuse and would allow such
>> forgeries because he's part of the Databasix.com stauker crowd?
>

> He's not alone.

He's all alone. He's the loneliest kook in the world. And the fattest.

So far, Fat Fred's admitted to buying the following domains I've used
in my posting email address:
altusenetkooks.com
altusenetkooks.info
altusenetkooks.net
altusenetkooks.org

The below domain he's threatened to buy, and it's been registered:
altusenetkooks.co

> It's a vast, world-wide--galaxy-wide--conspiracy against you. We
> are gping to destroy you by any means possible. Your mother is with us.

You've recruited the dead?

> Even your own sock puppets are secretly feeding us information.

Except I don't have any, despite what a profoundly retarded
masturbating monkey keeps screeching.

{He's easily confused, you see.}

> Boo!

I don't scare that easily, so take off that fright mask.

Oh... you're. not. wearing. a. fright. mask.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:65e9uj.e...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> I'd pay Penix twenty bucks to let me pee on him.

You'd pay *anybody* $20 to pee on them.

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
Message-ID: <k79p80$9ps$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9kv$nev$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k994eg$77l$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

[%]

she called you stupid and you can't do anything about it

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>
>
>>
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>> news:65dqj4....@news.alt.net...
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>>>> I thought it was absolutely boring, pandora.
>>>>
>>>> MK
>>>
>>> Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about
>>> it.
>>
>> Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>>
>> MK
>
> So THAT'S why you're suddenly slurping the aSSworm with the big wet
> sloppies. The only time anyone talks to that lowlife is after I've
> flamed them, he's let out a few cowardly yaps, and they need an
> instant ally.

poor checkmate getting his ass kicked again

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sn!pe said:
>
>
>>
>> Ms. Kitty <m...@kitty.now> wrote:
>>
>>>> Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>>
>> Sn!pey's Top Tips #1:
>>
>> If you're going to use a big word, it's best to know how to spel it.
>>
>> HTH
>
> Perhaps she was talking about elephants. You can see them pretty far
> away.

maybe she did mean elephant you're as fat as one

[%]

Sn!pe wrote:
> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition <chine...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>> In article <1kuimhh.zhtc39l4wybzN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
>> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

>>
>>> Ms. Kitty <m...@kitty.now> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about
>>>>> it.
>>>>
>>>> Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>>>

>>> Sn!pey's Top Tips #1:
>>>
>>> If you're going to use a big word, it's best to know how to spel it.
>>

>> Psychophant?
>
> Hierophant!


pull up your pants

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition said:


>
> In article <fd2e28e5-8fa2-4863...@y6g2000vbb.googlegroups.com>,

> I luv you, too.

Sa-NUB heeeem!

[Tom Swift Sr.]

On Dec 3, 8:13 am, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

<F...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
> <news:chine.bleu-925A6...@news.eternal-september.org> did
> thusly write:

> > Boo!
> -

> I don't scare that easily, so take off that fright mask.
> Oh... you're. not. wearing. a. fright. mask.
> <snicker>

----
CAMILLA: You, sir, should unmask.

STRANGER: Indeed?

CASSILDA: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.

STRANGER: I wear no mask.

CAMILLA: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!

THE KING IN YELLOW: Act 1-Scene 2d.
----

[%]

Sn!pe wrote:
>
> Another superhero

[pandora]

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 23:31:15 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sn!pe said:
>
>
>
>> Ms. Kitty <m...@kitty.now> wrote:
>>
>> > > Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about
>> > > it.
>> >
>> > Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>>
>> Sn!pey's Top Tips #1:
>>
>> If you're going to use a big word, it's best to know how to spel it.
>>
>> HTH
>
> Perhaps she was talking about elephants. You can see them pretty far
> away.

Or oliphants. They're even bigger.

:-)

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:p9GdneLUBMnsdCHN...@scnresearch.com...

OK, Samwise!

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Hey Greg, is Miss Catty still in Floriduh? I think she needs some Midol.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

news:65fgec....@news.alt.net...

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· said:
>
>
>>
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> news:p9GdneLUBMnsdCHN...@scnresearch.com...
>> > On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 23:31:15 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>> >
>> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >> Checkmate!
>> >>
>> >> First, check out what Sn!pe said:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>> Ms. Kitty <m...@kitty.now> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> > > Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about
>> >>> > > it.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > Nope, I can see a sychophant miles away.
>> >>>
>> >>> Sn!pey's Top Tips #1:
>> >>>
>> >>> If you're going to use a big word, it's best to know how to spel it.
>> >>>
>> >>> HTH
>> >>
>> >> Perhaps she was talking about elephants. You can see them pretty far
>> >> away.
>> >
>> > Or oliphants. They're even bigger.
>> >
>> > :-)
>>
>> OK, Samwise!
>
> Hey Greg, is Miss Catty still in Floriduh? I think she needs some Midol.

MK is upset primarily because of all the freaking MORONS she has to deal with
lately. Sadly, AUK has been taken over by morons with the fake Gary Burnore
lying about traveling to Melbourne to snitch on Emmett to HoJ. It just has
NEVER been as immature as this latest round of attempted Emmett bashing. It's
actually quite depressing to read. Hell, any kindergartner could probably be
more original and literate about it.

Also, MK is horrified, as am I, at how STUPID the American voters have become
to double down on stupid by reelecting the lying-assed, Kenya-born, communist
nigger. It's like more than half the country has turned suicidal and is
gloating about it. That kind of thing is difficult to deal with even in the
best of times but having to deal with it as one watches the country swirl down
the toilet is maddening.

Unlike yours truly, MK doesn't have the option of just sailing off into the
sunset. She has to stick around and deal with all the insanity and she has to
worry about wars and pestilence that will be the direct result of Obama's
Muslim sympathizer/Israel hating ways and means. Not to mention further
domestic destruction of the private sector with double-down Democrat tax and
spend policies gone wild. Stupidity piled atop arrogant stupidity. It's not
easy to abide such mass insanity.

--
Sir Gregory

[pandora]

Heh.

[Checkmate]

So... you don't think a Midol would help?

[pandora]

Heh. I doubt it.

[Nadegda]

And now if he wants to continue it he has to sign his name to a sleazy,
sticky, dirty .xxx domain next -- priceless.

<snicker>

>> It's a vast, world-wide--galaxy-wide--conspiracy against you. We are
>> gping to destroy you by any means possible. Your mother is with us.
>
> You've recruited the dead?

Aww, shit. The last thing we need is a kook-initiated zombie apocalypse.
I *hate* it when that happens!

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:06:50 -0600, Fred Hall postedited:

>> i never tire of fucking goats its the frisky scent
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

NOMINATION: Fred Hall for, appropriately enough, the Fred Hall "Trapped
in the Petting Zoo" Award, for predictably falling off the frisky-
goataholic wagon.

Again.

<snicker>

[Nadegda]

He starts out making sense, but then...

> Also, MK is horrified, as am I, at how STUPID the American voters have
> become to double down on stupid by reelecting the lying-assed,

> Kenya-born, communist nigger<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

NOMINATION: Sleazebag for the 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award. Holy
fucking racism, Batman! This is the worst I've seen from this kook yet.
(Anyone want to lay odds whether he'll see this nom while sober, reread
his original post, and then claim "FORGERY!!1!"? Despite the headers
looking exactly like all his other posts? What was his BAC when he posted
this? Not that that negates the merit of this nomination. In vino
veritas.)

> Obama's Muslim sympathizer/Israel hating ways and means.

NOMINATION: Let's throw in Loony Maroon as well. The leader of one of the
9 nations that just *opposed* recognizing a Palestinian state is a
"Muslim sympathizer/Israel hater"?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/22/world/obama-united-nations-speech.html

| UNITED NATIONS — President Obama declared his opposition to the
| Palestinian Authority’s bid for statehood ...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/11/29/un-palestinian-state-israel-
vote.html

| Canada, U.S. vocally oppose vote

(Of the others, Israel was a given, and many of the rest are basically US
territories. The Marshall Islands uses our dollar as its currency and our
military for its defense, and let the US test hydrogen bombs there during
the cold war. Micronesia, Nauru, and Palau are in the same geographic
region and Palau and Micronesia have the same relationship with the US,
with Nauru having an analogous one with Australia. And Canada's near-
client-state status is, of course, particularly well known. So the nine
are an even less diverse, and more swayed by Obama, collection of nations
than their low number suggests.)

TL;DR: I'm nominating this creep for two kook awards based on two of the
kook's statements that are so ludicrous (in two separate ways, though
both *right-wing* ways) and, in particular, reality-denying that they
easily support the nominations on their own.

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 19:08:07 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>

> First, check out what Ms. Kitty said:
>
>
>
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

>> news:e9idnTQybe0RaybN...@scnresearch.com...

>> > On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 15:29:04 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>> >
>> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> >> posts by Checkmate!
>> >>

>> >> First, check out what pandora said:

>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>> On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 13:41:45 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> >>> > posts by Checkmate!
>> >>> >

>> I thought it was absolutely boring, pandora.
>>
>> MK
>

> Slug down a few drinks and it'll make you wet just thinking about it.

Still up to your usual tricks?

NOMINATION: Stalemate for December's Creepy Candy Coating Award.

The day when Checkmate finally gets TOSsed:

http://xkcd.com/322/

(Checkmate, obviously, is the guy to the right. At lower left is kensi,
the proximate cause of his doom. The other one is our fearless leader.)

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

> | UNITED NATIONS ? President Obama declared his opposition to the
> | Palestinian Authority?s bid for statehood ...

>
> http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/11/29/un-palestinian-state-israel-
> vote.html
>
> | Canada, U.S. vocally oppose vote
>
> (Of the others, Israel was a given, and many of the rest are basically US
> territories. The Marshall Islands uses our dollar as its currency and our
> military for its defense, and let the US test hydrogen bombs there during
> the cold war. Micronesia, Nauru, and Palau are in the same geographic
> region and Palau and Micronesia have the same relationship with the US,
> with Nauru having an analogous one with Australia. And Canada's near-
> client-state status is, of course, particularly well known. So the nine
> are an even less diverse, and more swayed by Obama, collection of nations
> than their low number suggests.)
>
> TL;DR: I'm nominating this creep for two kook awards based on two of the
> kook's statements that are so ludicrous (in two separate ways, though
> both *right-wing* ways) and, in particular, reality-denying that they
> easily support the nominations on their own.

Who's TL and DR, koOoky? There's no one in this newsgroup using those
names. ITYM PD.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

Does Kensi shit in the woods?

> NOMINATION: Stalemate for December's Creepy Candy Coating Award.

Denied. koOoks cannot nominate, second, or vote, and there's no such
award anyway.

> The day when Checkmate finally gets TOSsed:

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

On second thought... please do.

> http://xkcd.com/322/
>
> (Checkmate, obviously, is the guy to the right. At lower left is kensi,
> the proximate cause of his doom. The other one is our fearless leader.)

I watched the Ellen Degenerous show today. There wasn't a dry seat in the
house.

<BOOMPF!>

[Sgt. Rutters' Only Darts Club Banned]

AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire AKA "Tom Swift Sr."
<thomas.sw...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks<SLAP!>

Cowardice noted; groups line restored.

> You take FNVW 1/4 easy to confirm facts<SLAP!>

Here's a fact for you - X-Authenticated-User: x_priva...@yahoo.com

Why do you smell like toe jam, "Tom"?


--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook Paul G. Derbyshire
Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh....@news.alt.net>

Why does the net abuser forge blind people?
See his forgery at http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html