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First, check out what Nadegda said:
>
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:34:52 -0700, Stalemate wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what Nadegda said:
> >
> >
> >
> >> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:15:04 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As
> >> Ex-FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 03:37:31 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
> >> > <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 22:37:58 -0400, Minixie wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 20:56:35 -0500, Paul Derbyshire wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> After serious thinking Minixie wrote :
> >> >>>>> On 12 Oct 2012 00:41:43 GMT, Ted Nolan <tednolan> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> In article <16d76g210fztb$.
cw361bt8...@40tude.net>, Minixie
> >> >>>>>> <min...@vimbloo.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:25:41 -0400, Kip Williams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> Minixie wrote, On 10/11/12 5:17 PM:
> >> >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:59:34 -0400, Kip Williams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Minixie wrote, On 10/11/12 12:55 PM:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:35:10 -0400, Kip Williams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Minixie wrote, On 10/11/12 12:27 PM:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:16:48 -0400, Kip Williams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Minixie wrote, On 10/10/12 6:29 PM:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALL shows eventually jump the shark, usually sooner.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> This partakes of the well-known nature of
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> generalizations.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Name a show that *didn't* jump the shark, other than
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> because it was canceled before that could happen -- those
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> short-lived shows that either were tragically killed in
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> infancy by network mismanagement (Firefly) or were
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> mercy-killed when the network realized that it had been
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> born with its shark pre-jumped (Defying Gravity).
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Even with the pile of qualifications you hastily added,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> "The Simpsons," "South Park," "Fawlty Towers," "Cracker
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> (UK)," "Rocky and Bullwinkle," "The Venture Brothers,"
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> "The Dick Van Dyke Show," "Futurama," and "The Daily Show"
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> come to mind.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Half of those are still running -- they just haven't jumped
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> the shark *yet*.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Oh, another new condition?
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>> An obvious one. If a show hasn't jumped the shark, but is
> >> >>>>>>>>> also still airing, it isn't evidence against the proposition
> >> >>>>>>>>> that it will eventually jump the shark.
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Some of the rest aren't even scripted shows.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>> And yet another new condition? (I'd be interested in knowing
> >> >>>>>>>>>> which of these shows has no writing before they film.)
> >> >>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>> Another obvious one. Talk shows and such draw their interest
> >> >>>>>>>>> from guests and real events. Scripted shows, on the other
> >> >>>>>>>>> hand, have a fictional plot that will eventually run out of
> >> >>>>>>>>> ideas.
> >> >>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>> So you think Stewart and Colbert just walk out and wing it
> >> >>>>>>>> every night.
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> I didn't say that. But the content of their show doesn't come
> >> >>>>>>> from a written story plot that, eventually, gets stale. Instead
> >> >>>>>>> it's based on current events.
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> I don't see how that follows. There have been plenty of current
> >> >>>>>> events based shows that got stale and were cancelled.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> But not for the reasons that inevitably doom all fictional series
> >> >>>>> eventually.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> What are the reasons that inevitably doom all fictional series
> >> >>>> evenyually, Paul. Oozenet knows Kensi is the expert on the doom
> >> >>>> of fictional series.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Er ... what? Why did you apparently address that question to
> >> >>> yourself? And who is Kensi? Do you mean the NCIS:LA character? That
> >> >>> show doesn't seem especially doomed -- at least, not yet.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Anyway I posted a fuller explanation in another post and I don't
> >> >>> feel like retyping the whole thing.
> >> >>
> >> >>That was Scatboi, one of the more notorious net.kooks presently
> >> >>bubbling away in odd corners of usenet. Unusually for him, he wasn't
> >> >>very scatological in his post, though, as expected from a kook of his
> >> >>calibre, it didn't make any actual sense at all.
> >> >>
> >> >>Scatboi's real name, incidentally, isn't Paul Derbyshire, but rather
> >> >>Danny Serlet.
> >> >>
> >> >>Alt.usenet.kooks added; followups set to
rec.arts.tv. I'd suggest you
> >> >>vote for some of Scatboi's kook awards that he's up for for the month
> >> >>of September, but you appear to post via Mixmin and Mixmin blocks
> >> >>posting to auk. I'd suggest instead that you just ignore him.
> >> >>
> >> >>Oh, one more thing -- the kook nymshifts. Look for the combination of
> >> >>X- Newsreader: MesNews and X-ICQ: 543516788 headers, or for
> >> >>attribution lines with a space before the : and changing
> >> >>elaborations, like "so-and- so presented the following explanation :"
> >> >>and later "so-and-so brought next idea :" and so forth, to identify
> >> >>the goon. The From address can't be relied on as he'll not only
> >> >>change names often but often forges people, including me. The three
> >> >>names that he'll sometimes use that nobody else seems to use on
> >> >>usenet are his own, Paul Derbyshire, and Bruce Dollep. The latter two
> >> >>may be real people that he's trying to smear with his antics, or may
> >> >>be fictitious, or one of each.
> >> >
> >> > <echo>
> >> >
> >> > Why are you the only one with an <echo> problem, P<SLAP!>
> >>
> >> Andrew Wilson already spanked you over that incorrect k'lame, kook:
> >>
> >> <k4eg1r$fmn$
1...@news.mixmin.net>
> >>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135008454200
> >>
> >> SPNAK!
> >
> > I heard the echo too. You k<SLAP!>
>
> The incorrect k'lame was not that there is an <echo> problem, kook; it
> was that nobody else is experiencing that problem. Try reading for
> comprehension next time.
Search my posts from yesterday, and you'll clearly see that I made a
comment about you, klOOleSS nOObie, posting the same message twice, with
two different mids. Now how do you suppose that happened, klOOleSS
nOObie?
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> Or did you not even bother to read Andrew Wilson's linked-to post before
> presuming to know what was in it? Given your other recent instances of
> admitting to not even bothering to fact-check some of your k'lames before
> stating them, I have to ask.
I skip over 90% of the tard ramblings... are you just now figuring that
out? You are the fattest, most retarded, knuckle-dragging chimp on
Usenet. Oh, and you obviously haven't mastered your newsreader thingy
yet.
<SB-S>
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A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:
"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
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Uncle Steve learns about pigs:
<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?
<CM> The pigs have no use for money. They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.
<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave.
Regards,
Uncle Steve
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[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:
<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...
<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.
<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!
<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!
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