Re: What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

Shiny's strap-on?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Sn!pe" <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greghall@home.fÂke> wrote:
>
>> Shiny's strap-on?
>
> I hear that your latest squeeze had a strapadictomy.


No way!

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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

shiny, in <news:XnsA11D7C...@208.90.168.18> did thusly write:

> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote in news:1kug0mp.2dja5vnv9f1dN%
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk:

>
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greg...@home.fke> wrote:
>>
>>> Shiny's strap-on?
>>
>> I hear that your latest squeeze had a strapadictomy.
>>
>

> *giggle!*
>
> such a way with words.

Yeah, as some idiot once said:
"his obsessions show so very clearly his own.... deviance."

<snicker>

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 17:46:02 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth
the notion that:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:744qa3....@news.alt.net...
>
>
> >
> > You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
> > replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
> > worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.
> >
>
>
> Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
> critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
> algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the
crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't
know what the fuck you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker.

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