On Dec 3, 3:03 am, "In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition"

Ah, how far you have fallen, Blue.

You take FNVW 1/4 easy to confirm facts and try to *claim* it is a
conspiracy theory -- without any attempt to refute his facts.

You used to be fairly sane in alt.politics.  Why and when did you
become a K0ok, Blue?

Truly a waste.

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
<news:chine.bleu-F34A82.00064803122012@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

Kooks and their crappy newsreaders.
Try Alt-30 in UTF-8.
Then try to find a decent newsreader.

<snicker>

--

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Given that some butthurt kook keeps cancelling the roster posts, they
are now included in each of my posts.

Spin, kooky, spin! <snicker>

Here follows the official Nov 2012 alt.usenet.kooks voting roster:

[+] is an 'aye' vote.
[-] is a 'nay' vote.
[ ] (blank) is an abstention.
[X] is a FNVW decreed award.

Vote early, vote often!

---------------
Albatross
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k8tul4$5t...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Tar & Feathers Award (juvg2h$en...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k86g98$ok...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k8f2ju$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ebd3c769-f031-4f4c-8fc8-28a26fcd0...@f17g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[X]= Nutless Gutless Award (k8cg4a$n...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Office of Village Idiot (k7ugmq$1u...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Latest Checkmate Wife Award
(jZmdneyA8bANHjTNnZ2dnUVZ_oWdn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Urinal Award (not Busted Urinal)
(5omdnXL3kZyY-SzNnZ2dnUVZ_jydn...@giganews.com)
---------------
bobandcarole
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k8c766$96...@dont-email.me)
---------------
BroilJAB
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ccf87cd9-67ae-4823-bb93-651f2f5e1...@eo2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Checkmate
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k7ehgb$j2...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Lance Armstrong Trophy
(19450908-13f7-4eb3-80d1-9ed6801f4...@o30g2000vbu.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91shb$io...@dont-email.me,
k91snk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Dickie Dumped Award
(wfydnYRJG44gXQ_NnZ2dnUVZ_tidn...@giganews.com)
---------------
Constance Knoring
[ ]= Village Pump Award (k949fa$jt...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k83nha$av...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ehmett bin Gulley
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ul5$m7d...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Fred Hall
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k8189e$fq...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (k8qt42$9h...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award (trainer of K Wills)
(k89o0o$n2...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Gary L. Burnore
[ ]= Failed Vacation Award (k9bjtv$4a...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
(cadb3650-b1ca-4c97-89f1-297b22c32...@j18g2000yqf.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k84bno$ru...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6t3dg$j0...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= 'What the heck it's Sunday so I'll make up another dozen awards"
Award (chine.bleu-5A8776.04323804112...@news.eternal-september.org)
---------------
Greg Hall
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month Award (k91pm9$loj...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Heinrich
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ï M Poster
[ ]= The Two Face Dick Award
(Nbadnd7H34i9lCnNnZ2dnUVZ_rydn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ub2$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Irkin Invader Zim / cains...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k91kbl$1im...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91pup$loj...@dont-email.me,
k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
kensi
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Award (trainer of
Checkmate and IM Poster) (k846un$ru...@dont-email.me)
---------------
K Wills
[ ]= Flaming Pants Award
(38e9e2d2-eac1-489d-b73a-16cc6c711...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= The Lance Armstrong Trophy (k8mh28$4d...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f44p$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k8oird$ni...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(9bd98dbd-9bf2-44ff-840e-f1fc35210...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Lady Veteran
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f5c3$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k8f912$pp...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Michael Ejercito
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)
---------------
NoSpamAtAll
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Stewart
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tnp$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
The Revd
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(18fe8fbb-5406-490e-9a29-9ab8a4269...@n8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award; Nominated by Nadegda
(k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Drama Queen Award (k883o0$nb...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(91400d3d-edd6-4342-afc0-1c3f7c807...@m13g2000vbd.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rajesh KOOKrappali Premature Ejaculation Award
(k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Sheldon Ko0ker Compulsive Behavior Award
(k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)
---------------

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition, in
<news:chine.bleu-925A64.00035403122012@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

He's all alone. He's the loneliest kook in the world. And the fattest.

So far, Fat Fred's admitted to buying the following domains I've used
in my posting email address:
altusenetkooks.com
altusenetkooks.info
altusenetkooks.net
altusenetkooks.org

The below domain he's threatened to buy, and it's been registered:
altusenetkooks.co

You've recruited the dead?

Except I don't have any, despite what a profoundly retarded
masturbating monkey keeps screeching.

{He's easily confused, you see.}

I don't scare that easily, so take off that fright mask.

Oh... you're. not. wearing. a. fright. mask.

<snicker>

--

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Given that some butthurt kook keeps cancelling the roster posts, they
are now included in each of my posts.

Spin, kooky, spin! <snicker>

Here follows the official Nov 2012 alt.usenet.kooks voting roster:

[+] is an 'aye' vote.
[-] is a 'nay' vote.
[ ] (blank) is an abstention.
[X] is a FNVW decreed award.

Vote early, vote often!

---------------
Albatross
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k8tul4$5t...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Tar & Feathers Award (juvg2h$en...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k86g98$ok...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k8f2ju$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ebd3c769-f031-4f4c-8fc8-28a26fcd0...@f17g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[X]= Nutless Gutless Award (k8cg4a$n...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Office of Village Idiot (k7ugmq$1u...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Latest Checkmate Wife Award
(jZmdneyA8bANHjTNnZ2dnUVZ_oWdn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Urinal Award (not Busted Urinal)
(5omdnXL3kZyY-SzNnZ2dnUVZ_jydn...@giganews.com)
---------------
bobandcarole
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k8c766$96...@dont-email.me)
---------------
BroilJAB
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ccf87cd9-67ae-4823-bb93-651f2f5e1...@eo2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Checkmate
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k7ehgb$j2...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Lance Armstrong Trophy
(19450908-13f7-4eb3-80d1-9ed6801f4...@o30g2000vbu.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91shb$io...@dont-email.me,
k91snk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Dickie Dumped Award
(wfydnYRJG44gXQ_NnZ2dnUVZ_tidn...@giganews.com)
---------------
Constance Knoring
[ ]= Village Pump Award (k949fa$jt...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k83nha$av...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ehmett bin Gulley
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ul5$m7d...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Fred Hall
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k8189e$fq...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (k8qt42$9h...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award (trainer of K Wills)
(k89o0o$n2...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Gary L. Burnore
[ ]= Failed Vacation Award (k9bjtv$4a...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
(cadb3650-b1ca-4c97-89f1-297b22c32...@j18g2000yqf.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k84bno$ru...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6t3dg$j0...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= 'What the heck it's Sunday so I'll make up another dozen awards"
Award (chine.bleu-5A8776.04323804112...@news.eternal-september.org)
---------------
Greg Hall
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month Award (k91pm9$loj...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Heinrich
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ï M Poster
[ ]= The Two Face Dick Award
(Nbadnd7H34i9lCnNnZ2dnUVZ_rydn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ub2$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Irkin Invader Zim / cains...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k91kbl$1im...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91pup$loj...@dont-email.me,
k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
kensi
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Award (trainer of
Checkmate and IM Poster) (k846un$ru...@dont-email.me)
---------------
K Wills
[ ]= Flaming Pants Award
(38e9e2d2-eac1-489d-b73a-16cc6c711...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= The Lance Armstrong Trophy (k8mh28$4d...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f44p$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k8oird$ni...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(9bd98dbd-9bf2-44ff-840e-f1fc35210...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Lady Veteran
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f5c3$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k8f912$pp...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Michael Ejercito
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)
---------------
NoSpamAtAll
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Stewart
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tnp$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
The Revd
[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
(18fe8fbb-5406-490e-9a29-9ab8a4269...@n8g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award; Nominated by Nadegda
(k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups
Terms Of Use
[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Drama Queen Award (k883o0$nb...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
(91400d3d-edd6-4342-afc0-1c3f7c807...@m13g2000vbd.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rajesh KOOKrappali Premature Ejaculation Award
(k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Sheldon Ko0ker Compulsive Behavior Award
(k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)
---------------

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Checkmate, in <news:65e9uj.ese.17.22@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

You'd pay *anybody* $20 to pee on them.

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
Message-ID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
Message-ID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

<snicker>

--

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Given that some butthurt kook keeps cancelling the roster posts, they
are now included in each of my posts.

Spin, kooky, spin! <snicker>

Here follows the official Nov 2012 alt.usenet.kooks voting roster:

[+] is an 'aye' vote.
[-] is a 'nay' vote.
[ ] (blank) is an abstention.
[X] is a FNVW decreed award.

Vote early, vote often!

---------------
Albatross
[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k8tul4$5t...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Tar & Feathers Award (juvg2h$en...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Bit Rot
[ ]= Boötes Void Paper Tiger Award (k86g98$ok...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k8f2ju$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ebd3c769-f031-4f4c-8fc8-28a26fcd0...@f17g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[X]= Nutless Gutless Award (k8cg4a$n...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Office of Village Idiot (k7ugmq$1u...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Latest Checkmate Wife Award
(jZmdneyA8bANHjTNnZ2dnUVZ_oWdn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Urinal Award (not Busted Urinal)
(5omdnXL3kZyY-SzNnZ2dnUVZ_jydn...@giganews.com)
---------------
bobandcarole
[ ]= 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award (k8c766$96...@dont-email.me)
---------------
BroilJAB
[ ]= Kook of the Month
(ccf87cd9-67ae-4823-bb93-651f2f5e1...@eo2g2000vbb.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Checkmate
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month (k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k7ehgb$j2...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Lance Armstrong Trophy
(19450908-13f7-4eb3-80d1-9ed6801f4...@o30g2000vbu.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91shb$io...@dont-email.me,
k91snk$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The Dickie Dumped Award
(wfydnYRJG44gXQ_NnZ2dnUVZ_tidn...@giganews.com)
---------------
Constance Knoring
[ ]= Village Pump Award (k949fa$jt...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k83nha$av...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ehmett bin Gulley
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ul5$m7d...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Fred Hall
[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
(k8189e$fq...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Tinfoil Sombrero (k8qt42$9h...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com)
---------------
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award (trainer of K Wills)
(k89o0o$n2...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Gary L. Burnore
[ ]= Failed Vacation Award (k9bjtv$4a...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Fred Hall "Trapped in the Petting Zoo" Award
(cadb3650-b1ca-4c97-89f1-297b22c32...@j18g2000yqf.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k84bno$ru...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6t3dg$j0...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91u2g$m7...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= 'What the heck it's Sunday so I'll make up another dozen awards"
Award (chine.bleu-5A8776.04323804112...@news.eternal-september.org)
---------------
Greg Hall
[ ]= Clueless Newbie of the Month Award (k91pm9$loj...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= The 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award
(k8nqeg$61...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Heinrich
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Ï M Poster
[ ]= The Two Face Dick Award
(Nbadnd7H34i9lCnNnZ2dnUVZ_rydn...@giganews.com)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91ub2$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Irkin Invader Zim / cains...@windstream.net / Frank Drebbin
[ ]= George Pickett Memorial Trophy (k91kbl$1im...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91pup$loj...@dont-email.me,
k91uhk$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
kensi
[ ]= Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Award (trainer of
Checkmate and IM Poster) (k846un$ru...@dont-email.me)
---------------
K Wills
[ ]= Flaming Pants Award
(38e9e2d2-eac1-489d-b73a-16cc6c711...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)

[ ]= The Lance Armstrong Trophy (k8mh28$4d...@speranza.aioe.org)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f44p$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k8oird$ni...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Unabomber Surprise Award
(9bd98dbd-9bf2-44ff-840e-f1fc35210...@c20g2000vbz.googlegroups.com)
---------------
Lady Veteran
[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k8f5c3$rc...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award
(k8f912$pp...@speranza.aioe.org)
---------------
Michael Ejercito
[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
---------------
Murphy
[ ]= Chernobyl Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Coward of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Kook of the Month (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k6vpnc$r9...@dont-email.me)
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[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k91tvd$m7...@dont-email.me)
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[ ]= Busted Urinal Award
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[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award; Nominated by Nadegda
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[ ]= Bad Tacos Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Busted Urinal Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Drama Queen Award (k883o0$nb...@newsfeed.x-privat.org)

[ ]= Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Golden Killfile Award
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[ ]= Loony Maroon Award (k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rajesh KOOKrappali Premature Ejaculation Award
(k81su7$nq...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Rubber Turkey Award (k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Sheldon Ko0ker Compulsive Behavior Award
(k921qe$m7d...@dont-email.me)

[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
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she called you stupid and you can't do anything about it

poor checkmate getting his ass kicked again

maybe she did mean elephant you're as fat as one

pull up your pants

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First, check out what In a Very Dark Blue, China Blue Condition said:

Sa-NUB heeeem!

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57bc7...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

On Dec 3, 8:13 am, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

----
CAMILLA: You, sir, should unmask.

STRANGER: Indeed?

CASSILDA: Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.

STRANGER: I wear no mask.

CAMILLA: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!

                         THE KING IN YELLOW: Act 1-Scene 2d.
----

Or oliphants.  They're even bigger.

:-)

news:p9GdneLUBMnsdCHNnZ2dnUVZ_qqdnZ2d@scnresearch.com...

OK, Samwise!

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First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· said:

Hey Greg, is Miss Catty still in Floriduh?  I think she needs some Midol.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81a44@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57bc7...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

news:65fgec.dkf.19.1@news.alt.net...

MK is upset primarily because of all the freaking MORONS she has to deal with
lately. Sadly, AUK has been taken over by morons with the fake Gary Burnore
lying about traveling to Melbourne to snitch on Emmett to HoJ. It just has
NEVER been as immature as this latest round of attempted Emmett bashing. It's
actually quite depressing to read. Hell, any kindergartner could probably be
more original and literate about it.

Also, MK is horrified, as am I, at how STUPID the American voters have become
to double down on stupid by reelecting the lying-assed, Kenya-born, communist
nigger. It's like more than half the country has turned suicidal and is
gloating about it. That kind of thing is difficult to deal with even in the
best of times but having to deal with it as one watches the country swirl down
the toilet is maddening.

Unlike yours truly, MK doesn't have the option of just sailing off into the
sunset. She has to stick around and deal with all the insanity and she has to
worry about wars and pestilence that will be the direct result of Obama's
Muslim sympathizer/Israel hating ways and means.  Not to mention further
domestic destruction of the private sector with double-down Democrat tax and
spend policies gone wild. Stupidity piled atop arrogant stupidity. It's not
easy to abide such mass insanity.

--
Sir Gregory

Heh.

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First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· said:

So... you don't think a Midol would help?

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57bc7...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

Heh.  I doubt it.  

On Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:13:55 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

And now if he wants to continue it he has to sign his name to a sleazy,
sticky, dirty .xxx domain next -- priceless.

<snicker>

Aww, shit. The last thing we need is a kook-initiated zombie apocalypse.
I *hate* it when that happens!

On Sun, 02 Dec 2012 01:06:50 -0600, Fred Hall postedited:

NOMINATION: Fred Hall for, appropriately enough, the Fred Hall "Trapped
in the Petting Zoo" Award, for predictably falling off the frisky-
goataholic wagon.

Again.

<snicker>

He starts out making sense, but then...

NOMINATION: Sleazebag for the 20th Century Fox 8-Track Mind Award. Holy
fucking racism, Batman! This is the worst I've seen from this kook yet.
(Anyone want to lay odds whether he'll see this nom while sober, reread
his original post, and then claim "FORGERY!!1!"? Despite the headers
looking exactly like all his other posts? What was his BAC when he posted
this? Not that that negates the merit of this nomination. In vino
veritas.)

NOMINATION: Let's throw in Loony Maroon as well. The leader of one of the
9 nations that just *opposed* recognizing a Palestinian state is a
"Muslim sympathizer/Israel hater"?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/22/world/obama-united-nations-speech.html

| UNITED NATIONS — President Obama declared his opposition to the
| Palestinian Authority’s bid for statehood ...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/11/29/un-palestinian-state-is...
vote.html

| Canada, U.S. vocally oppose vote

(Of the others, Israel was a given, and many of the rest are basically US
territories. The Marshall Islands uses our dollar as its currency and our
military for its defense, and let the US test hydrogen bombs there during
the cold war. Micronesia, Nauru, and Palau are in the same geographic
region and Palau and Micronesia have the same relationship with the US,
with Nauru having an analogous one with Australia. And Canada's near-
client-state status is, of course, particularly well known. So the nine
are an even less diverse, and more swayed by Obama, collection of nations
than their low number suggests.)

TL;DR: I'm nominating this creep for two kook awards based on two of the
kook's statements that are so ludicrous (in two separate ways, though
both *right-wing* ways) and, in particular, reality-denying that they
easily support the nominations on their own.

Still up to your usual tricks?

NOMINATION: Stalemate for December's Creepy Candy Coating Award.

The day when Checkmate finally gets TOSsed:

http://xkcd.com/322/

(Checkmate, obviously, is the guy to the right. At lower left is kensi,
the proximate cause of his doom. The other one is our fearless leader.)

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Nadegda said:

Who's TL and DR, koOoky?  There's no one in this newsgroup using those
names.  ITYM PD.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57bc7...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Nadegda said:

Does Kensi shit in the woods?

Denied.  koOoks cannot nominate, second, or vote, and there's no such
award anyway.

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

On second thought... please do.

I watched the Ellen Degenerous show today.  There wasn't a dry seat in the
house.

<BOOMPF!>

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU

Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57bc7...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

AUK's July Kook Of The Month, Paul G. Derbyshire  AKA "Tom Swift Sr."

Cowardice noted; groups line restored.

Here's a fact for you - X-Authenticated-User: x_privat_use...@yahoo.com

Why do you smell like toe jam, "Tom"?

--
"Sweetness Seal Of Approval" #4
Co-winning trainer, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle - August 2012
Winner of multiple fake awards from serial Usenet kook Paul G. Derbyshire
  Derbyshire gets tarred and feathered - <5smbjh.a6j.1...@news.alt.net>

            Why does the net abuser forge blind people?
 See his forgery at http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135428594100

Anonypussy [Tard] <fnvw@altusenetkooks.*> is the Official AUK Peg Boi.
     http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/08/new-award.html