Re: The Apparent Conflict in My Posts Has been Explained Already

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>
> On Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:11:25 -0500
> kensi <kkensi...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
> > On 15/02/2013 12:16 PM, Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist
> > goddess wrote:
> > > On Fri, 15 Feb 2013 07:14:40 -0800 (PST)
> > > Joe Bruno <atan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > AUK: I hope you enjoy this vitriolic poster's keen efforts to add a
> > > vertical extension below the hole he's been digging for himself...
> > >
> > >> Re: Joe Bruno continues to disgrace himself with lies
> > >>
> > >> On Thursday, November 1, 2012 7:07:44 AM UTC-7, Mitchell Holman
> > >> wrote:
> > >>> Frank Galikanokus <FrankGal...@nospam.net> wrote in
> > >>>
> > >>> news:50927FE6...@nospam.net:
> > >>> At least he consistent.
> > >>
> > >>> Oh, wait.............
> > >>
> > >>> "I also practiced criminal law as a prosecutor in the
> > >>>
> > >>> Navy for 4 years."
> > >>>
> > >>> -- Art Tandy (Joe Bruno), July 22, 2011
> > >>
> > >>>
> > >>> "I did not practice law in the military or anywhere else,
> > >>>
> > >>> you stupid fucking atheist fucks and never said I did."
> > >>>
> > >>> -- Art Tandy (Joe Bruno), Sept 22 2011
> > >>
> > >> The second quote was correct and corrects the poor terminology I
> > >> used in the first one.In order to "practice law",according to the
> > >> accepted civilian definition, you must be a member of the bar,
> > >> which I am not and never was.
> > >
> > > Your first quotation comes across as more credible because it
> > > doesn't include your usual hateful vendictive vitriolic prose.
> > >
> > > Your second quotation lacks all credibility though because it denies
> > > that you stated something that you stated you stated, and it does so
> > > with a fallacious ad hominem attack that exemplifies your anger.
> > >
> > > Finally, your admission that you lied doesn't help your argument at
> > > all given that the first lie was very obviously intentional given
> > > how clearly it was written.
> > >
> > >> In any event, nothing changes the reality that a Navy Legal Officer
> > >> does act as a prosecutor in Article 15 Hearings.He does the same
> > >> things that any civilian District Attorney does., albeit in a
> > >> military setting.
> > >
> > > That is entirely untrue because civilian District Attornies deal
> > > primarily with civilian law, while military law officers deal
> > > primarily with military law (including laws and policies that are
> > > classified from being exposed to civilians). In addition to that,
> > > there is the civilian matter of training and being called to the
> > > bar that you don't seem to have made any mention of, which may also
> > > identify a key difference in the standards that professional legal
> > > talent are expected to adhere to.
> > >
> > > It doesn't matter how frequently or loudly you proclaim that you
> > > were a member of the legal profession, I simply don't believe you.
> > > The more you try to convince people about this, the more it appears
> > > that you are desparately trying to bolster a lie, for people who
> > > really do achieve excellence typically don't have need to brag
> > > about it.
> >
> > The kOok you have in your net may be a good candidate for a Balsa
> > Gavel award.
>
> I believe I've been nominated for the Hammer of Thor award, and so my
> intention is not to make any nominations at this time as I'm not fully
> aware of all nomination and voting rules in AUK. I do like the idea of
> Joe Bruno winning a Balsa Gavel award though because it's a perfect fit.

Your nomination is null and void because you were nominated by the fake
FNVW. It would be like offering you a pretend three-wheeled car or
something.

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>

> On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:23:19 -0500
> minor deviation in an otherwise perfect morning <laffin@.Derbyshire>
> wrote:
> > "FT", in <20130216000806.9083...@fidemturbare.com>
> > requested of the kook "kensi" Derbyshire:

> > >On Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:11:25 -0500

> > >kensi <DerbyShire> wrote:
> > //

> > >> The kOok you have in your net may be a good candidate for a Balsa
> > >> Gavel award.
> > >
> > >I believe I've been nominated for the Hammer of Thor award, and so my
> > >

> > not in my read.
>
> This is what I read:
>
> Nomination: http://archive.atheistfrontier.com/alt.atheism/msg_YeIu.pl
>
> The nomination was seconded by sbalneav and then recorded by kensi. I
> don't know what happens next, but if this is official then I'm guessing
> that I'll probably find out by the end of the month.

Sorry, but you've been duped by the fake FNVW sock parade

> > >intention is not to make any nominations at this time as I'm not
> > >fully aware of all nomination and voting rules in AUK. I do like
> > >the idea of

> > go read for your own illumination:
> > http://www.fnvw.databasix.com/

> >
> > >Joe Bruno winning a Balsa Gavel award though because it's a perfect
> > >fit.
> > >

> > do not be in a hurry.
> > some prudent advice?
> > these things take time.
>
> Thanks for the great advice. I'm not in any hurry.
>
> > the guy you respond to so eagerly is not just a multi-award winning
> > kook. he forges blind posters to get the 'vote' count up in
> > his dodgy k0ok ballots. a charade to the core, it is only those not
> > paying attention he sucks in.. so far there has only been one... in
> > 8 months of his trolling.
>
> He's been a permanent fixture in in this "alt.atheism" newsgroup for
> quite some time. One of his favourite pastimes is playing broken
> records, broken records, broken records, ...

[Nadegda]

On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 16:00:26 -0800, Checkmate 2.0 wrote:

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> Checkmate!
>
>
> Check out what Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess just
> said:
>>
>> On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 10:23:19 -0500
>> minor deviation in an otherwise perfect morning <laffin@.Derbyshire>
>> wrote:
>> > "FT", in <20130216000806.9083...@fidemturbare.com>
>> > requested of the kook "kensi" Derbyshire:
>> > >On Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:11:25 -0500
>> > >kensi <DerbyShire> wrote:
>> > //
>> > >> The kOok you have in your net may be a good candidate for a Balsa
>> > >> Gavel award.
>> > >
>> > >I believe I've been nominated for the Hammer of Thor award, and so
>> > >my
>> > >
>> > not in my read.
>>
>> This is what I read:
>>
>> Nomination: http://archive.atheistfrontier.com/alt.atheism/msg_YeIu.pl
>>
>> The nomination was seconded by sbalneav and then recorded by kensi. I
>> don't know what happens next, but if this is official then I'm guessing
>> that I'll probably find out by the end of the month.
>
> Sorry, but you've been duped by the fake FNVW sock parade

Sez a past winner of the Kook of the Month Award, freshly back from his
lengthiest-yet mental health break.

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 17 Feb 2013 01:16:30 +0000, Sn!pe wrote:

> If I'm not mistaken,

Are you a multiple-award-winning kook yourself? Then yes, you probably
are. Mistaken, that is.

Let's see, we're sane and reasonable, while you repeat the nutty and
completely unsubstantiated "conspiracy theory" (if it is even
sufficiently coherent to qualify as such) espoused by the most blatantly
insane raving loon any of us has probably *ever* seen, while the latter
dons sock after transparent sock at the rate of several new ones *a day*,
thinking that somehow these all having the exact same utter inability to
post in normal English sentences, and the exact same distinctive
mannerisms, somehow won't be noticed.

Which side did you *think* would be taken seriously, again?

[Lamey the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

The award was null and void. Your word means nothing here.

[Dick Stuckey]

In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> sbalneav
>

Who in hell is sbalneav?

--
Dick Stuckey

[sbalneav]

In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
> inv...@invalid.invalid says...
>> sbalneav
>>
>
> Who in hell is sbalneav?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav

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__ _ | A propensity to hope and joy is real riches;
(_ |_) | one to fear and sorrow real poverty.
__)|_) | -- David Hume

[Dick Stuckey]

In article <kfpnbo$7v6$1...@dont-email.me>, sbal...@alburg.net says...

>
> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> > In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
> > inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> >> sbalneav
> >>
> >
> > Who in hell is sbalneav?
>
> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav

Which still means nothing to me.

--
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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate 109+1=111), in

<news:MPG.2b89bd752...@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

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> Checkmate!
>
> Check out what Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess just said:

>> This is what I read:
>>
>> Nomination: http://archive.atheistfrontier.com/alt.atheism/msg_YeIu.pl
>>
>> The nomination was seconded by sbalneav and then recorded by kensi. I
>> don't know what happens next, but if this is official then I'm guessing
>> that I'll probably find out by the end of the month.
>
> Sorry, but you've been duped by the fake FNVW sock parade

Don't pay heed to the fat retarded drug-addicted chimp. He's a strong
supporter of the old guard stalker cabal. Of course, they don't seem
to have a FNVW at the moment, as Fat Fred Hall the drunken goatfucking
hillbilly pissbum fake-FNVW is on yet another mental health hiatus
after an epic meltdown that nearly rivaled Checkmate's last meltdown.

These kooks... they give the patina of legitimacy, but scratch their
surface and all you see if foam, froth and impotent rage.

<snicker>

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\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
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>
> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>

> Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess, in
> <news:20130216124425.cfc2...@fidemturbare.com> did
> thusly write:
>
> > On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 12:15:27 -0800
> > Mike Painter <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> >> On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 00:08:06 -0800, "Fidem Turbare, the non-existent
> >> atheist goddess" <god...@fidemturbare.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>> The kOok you have in your net may be a good candidate for a Balsa
> >>>> Gavel award.
> >>>
> >>>I believe I've been nominated for the Hammer of Thor award, and so my

> >>>intention is not to make any nominations at this time as I'm not
> >>>fully aware of all nomination and voting rules in AUK. I do like

> >>>the idea of Joe Bruno winning a Balsa Gavel award though because

> >>>it's a perfect fit.
> >>

> >> Are there any other awards in this genre? For some reason I pictured
> >> somebody like a frustrated Art slamming a swinging door.
> >
> > Google for "auk awards" (with the quotation marks), or see this page
> > (I don't know if it's the official list though):
> >
> > http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/
> >
> > (AUK: Please correct me if I've provided the wrong link. I'm sorry if
> > I have comitted an error regarding this.)
>
> That's a website maintained by one of...

That is the official website, maintained by authentic AUK members. The
only ones that can award a genuine Hammer of Thor, and only after a
proper nomination and second, and a vote of at least 3:1 in favor of the
nominee. They are NOT handed out like candy bars on Halloween the way
the so-called Tetratards would like to see it done.



> The New Cabal doesn't use websites.

Because they're just a bunch of amateur impostors and second-string
trolls.


> What happens on usenet stays on usenet.

That's why you post the names, addresses, phone numbers, and places of
employment of your target's family members who have nothing at all to do
with Usenet?


> To create and maintain a website would seem to be a bit more
> than a bit obsessive.

No more than keeping a spreadsheet on everyone's posting habits, Obsesso.



> Should you require any past listings of kook award recipients, or the
> list of existing permanent kook awards, please feel free to query one
> of the FNVWs (myself, Nadgeda, kensi, Andrew Wilson).

AKA: The Tetratards.


<snicker>

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> If I'm not mistaken, both Fidem Turbare and Checkmate are very well
> aware of what is going on here and are posting 'tongue-in-cheek'.
> Only a mindless literalist or someone completely unaware of the
> subtleties of language could miss this, Paul.

Oh, yes... we know.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate 109+1=111), in

> That is the official website, maintained by a<SMACKAKOOK!>

Except they've all either melted down, or run away, betraying
themselves as kooks.

>
>> The New Cabal doesn't use websites.
>
> Because they're just a bunch of amateur impostors and second-string
> trolls.

No, because we don't want to be like the obsessive retards of the old
guard.

>> What happens on usenet stays on usenet.
>
> That's why you post the names, addresses, phone numbers, and places of
> employment of your target's family members who have nothing at all to do
> with Usenet?

The old guard stalkers did the same to innocent people. Now that it's
happening to them, they whinge like the little bitches they are.
Perhaps if they'd learned the lesson to not do what they did, what
they did wouldn't have been done to them.

>> To create and maintain a website would seem to be a bit more
>> than a bit obsessive.
>
> No more than keeping a spreadsheet on everyone's posting habits, Obsesso.

And Bit Rot's just confessed to keeping track of everyone's posting
habits (kfcc9h$n2l$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org). Spnak on the retard who's
now proven Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher to be an Obsesso. You kooks seem
to do that pretty often.

<snicker>

But there's a huge difference in keeping track of posting habits in
order to ascertain who next will melt down in order to extract maximum
entertainment value out of the kooks, and building and maintaining an
entire website for years.

>> Should you require any past listings of kook award recipients, or the
>> list of existing permanent kook awards, please feel free to query one
>> of the FNVWs (myself, Nadgeda, kensi, Andrew Wilson).
>

> AK<SMACKAKOOK!>

<snicker>

> --
> I'm Checkmate, and
> I'm sore
> in
> the butt.

Of course you are. Doubly so. You're a poofter *and* a butthurt kook.

[Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess]

Although I have no real objection to that, I'll believe it when I don't
see it.

--

Fidem Turbare, the non-existent atheist goddess

"Facts drive the bus. Opinions sit in the back."
-- David M. Canzi (September 15, 2012)

[sbalneav]

In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> In article <kfpnbo$7v6$1...@dont-email.me>, sbal...@alburg.net says...
>>
>> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
>> > In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
>> > inv...@invalid.invalid says...
>> >> sbalneav
>> >>
>> >
>> > Who in hell is sbalneav?
>>
>> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav
>
> Which still means nothing to me.

Asked and answered. What, exactly, were you looking for?

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(_ |_) | is terrifying.
__)|_) | -- Nikita Khrushchev

[CHIEF Sitting on Bull]

"Fidem Turbare", wrote:
>On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 15:57:56 -0800
>"Checkmate 2.0" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

//

>> Your nomination is null and void because you were nominated by the
>> fake FNVW. It would be like offering you a pretend three-wheeled car
>> or something.
>
>Although I have no real objection to that, I'll believe it when I don't
>see it.

"FT"
... your schtick has aleady been run by one "Tom Snr." not so long ago.

just FYI.

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>
> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> > In article <kfpnbo$7v6$1...@dont-email.me>, sbal...@alburg.net says...
> >>
> >> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> >> > In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
> >> > inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> >> >> sbalneav
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Who in hell is sbalneav?
> >>
> >> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav
> >
> > Which still means nothing to me.
>
> Asked and answered. What, exactly, were you looking for?

Some relevance WRT AUK.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2013

[Major Johnson]

to the *T* - same asking "where is the real AUK ballot"
decision Swiftsock (was caught)
in making favor of the Derbyshire(lunatic wearing it

[sbalneav]

In alt.atheism Checkmate 2.0 <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
>
> Check out what sbalneav just said:
>>
>> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
>> > In article <kfpnbo$7v6$1...@dont-email.me>, sbal...@alburg.net says...
>> >>
>> >> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
>> >> > In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
>> >> > inv...@invalid.invalid says...
>> >> >> sbalneav
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > Who in hell is sbalneav?
>> >>
>> >> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav
>> >
>> > Which still means nothing to me.
>>
>> Asked and answered. What, exactly, were you looking for?
>
> Some relevance WRT AUK.

FT battles kooks here in a.a. She was looking for a seconder. I seconded.

Am I not allowed to second?

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(_ |_) | -- Socrates
__)|_) |

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Pay no heed to Checkmate. He's a kook. In fact, he's a contender for
Kook of the Month in next month's ballot.

If you Google the key words "Chimpy" and "Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted
Chimp", you'll see that he's been spanked consistently, and melted
down frothily.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Murphy (aka CHIEF Sitting on Bull), in

<news:kfu0li$f18$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

> "Fidem Turbare", wrote:

>> On Sat, 16 Feb 2013 15:57:56 -0800

>> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka "Checkmate 109+1=111")

>> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:

>>> Your nomination is null and void because you were nominated by the
>>> fake FNVW. It would be like offering you a pretend three-wheeled car
>>> or something.

>>Although I have no real objection to that, I'll believe it when I don't
>>see it.

> "FT"
> ... your schtick has aleady been run by one "Tom Snr." not so long ago.
>
> just FYI.

Well, there you go, Fidem Turbare, you are now a member of the "You
Are Derbyshire" club.

Murphy the morphing monstrosity believes the poster using the nym Tom
Sr. is Derbyshire, and now he believes you are Tom Sr.

And you didn't even kick him in the balls... he must be completely off
his meds.

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>
> In alt.atheism Checkmate 2.0 <Lunati...@the.edge> wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> >
> > Check out what sbalneav just said:
> >>
> >> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> >> > In article <kfpnbo$7v6$1...@dont-email.me>, sbal...@alburg.net says...
> >> >>
> >> >> In alt.atheism Dick Stuckey <di...@stuckey.corn> wrote:
> >> >> > In article <2jj0i894mpsoa13kp...@4ax.com>,
> >> >> > inv...@invalid.invalid says...
> >> >> >> sbalneav
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Who in hell is sbalneav?
> >> >>
> >> >> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sbalneav
> >> >
> >> > Which still means nothing to me.
> >>
> >> Asked and answered. What, exactly, were you looking for?
> >
> > Some relevance WRT AUK.
>
> FT battles kooks here in a.a. She was looking for a seconder. I seconded.
>
> Am I not allowed to second?

Not in AUK, I'm afraid. Kooks are not allowed to second nominations
here, although your second may very well be valid in AA.