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Q1. What is the purpose of the newsgroup alt.cesium?
A1. This newsgroup is intended expressly for the discussion, praise, veneration,
and adoration, the posting of songs, poetry, stories, and parables of and about
that most sublime of elements, the almighty Cesium. Crossposting is aggressively
discouraged; persistent miscreants are netnapped and treated to the traditional
Cesium Enema.
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Q2. What is Cesium?
A2. Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true elements. It was
discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from Durkheim Germany by Robert
Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff Kirchhoff in 1860. The basis of the
discovery was two, beautiful sky-blue lines from which it takes its name (Latin,
caesius, sky-blue). Atomic number 55, Cesium is the heaviest of the natural
alkali metals. Physically, it is a soft metal or light liquid, pale gold in
color when pure, silvery-white otherwise. It melts at 28.4 C, just below body
heat, and boils at 669.3 C. It has a specific gravity of 1.873, and an atomic
weight of 132.9045. Actual pictures
Cesium occurs naturally in the minerals lepidolite and pollucite, the latter a
hydrated aluminum cesium silicate. The richest known deposit occurs at Bernic
Lake Manitoba where pollucite deposits averaging over 20% Cesium are estimated
to exceed 300,000 metric tons. (Bernic Lake is also the site of the annual
Cesium festival on February 24 where tons of Cesium are burned in the snow, and
other Cesium madness prevails.) Cesium can be isolated by electrolysis of the
fused cyanide, by vacuum distillation upon reduction of the chloride by calcium
or sodium metal, and by other methods. High purity cesium salts are available
for about $100/pound. According to the CRC 1987-88 handbook of Chemistry and
Physics, the metal costs approximately $25/gram; however some devotees have
reported costs as low as $3/gm for technical grade (99%) metal.
Cesium is an alkali metal, in the same group as lithium, sodium, potassium, and
rubidium, and is similarly reactive, but to a much higher degree due to its
extreme electropositivity. It reacts explosively with water, and with ice down
to -116 C. In air, it catches fire spontaneously and burns with a brilliant
sky-blue flame. (To the uninitiated, the flame appears purplish rather than
blue; however, after sufficient meditation, study of the holy writs, and
blissful hours spent in reverence before Cesium burning in her naked glory, the
true blue nature of her flame is revealed.) Its hydroxide is the most powerful
aqueous base known, and will eat through glass, flesh, bone, and numerous other
substances. Its spectrum contains the two signature blue lines mentioned above,
at 455.528 and 459.317 nm, and a number of others in the red, yellow and green.
There are also two powerful lines in the near infrared at 852.113 and 894.347
nm. The existence of these lines has resulted in the experimental use of Cesium
in IR decoy flares used in aerial combat.
Natural Cesium consists of a single stable isotope, Cs 133. 30 other radioactive
isotopes are known, filling the range from Cs 114 to Cs 145, with half lives
ranging from .57s (Cs 114), through 3x10^6y (Cs 135). Cesium 137 (half-life
30.17y) is an important fission product, and one of the most biologically
hazardous components of radioactive waste and nuclear fallout. Cesium 137 is
also important as a source of high-energy X-rays in radiotherapy. The 660 KeV
X-rays are actually emitted by a two step process, where Cesium 137 decays by
beta emission to metastable Ba137, which then emits the X-ray. A few years back,
an ampule of Cs 137 from a discarded radiotherapy device was recovered from a
garbage dump in Goiana Brazil by local residents. Entranced by the blue-glowing
contents, they painted it on their bodies as decoration. Several deaths
reportedly occurred.
In addition to being a pyrotechnic IR emitter and radiotherapy agent, Cesium is
used as a getter in vacuum systems due to its high affinity for oxygen. Because
of the low electron potential, Cesium and certain of its compounds (e.g.
heptacesium oxide, Cs7O) have found use in photoelectric devices. It has also
been used experimentally in ion propulsion systems for spacecraft, again because
of its low ionization potential. Probably the best-known use is in Cesium beam
atomic clocks, which are among the most accurate time measuring devices in
existence. They utilize a 9193 MHz hyperfine transition in the Cs 133 atom as
the the fundamental oscillator. The best of these clocks have long-term
stabilities of a few parts in 10^14, or about one second in a million years.
Cesium has traditionally been a strong competitor in the International Chillout
(IC) competition, though lately it has been embarassed by rubidium. Cesium
chloride has recently been promoted on the web as a general therapy for cancer
though this use is not currently endorsed by the mainstream medical community.
The greatest use of Cesium tonnage-wise is in the annual Cesium orgies sponsored
by AMSWWBUW.
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Q3. What about Fr***ium?
A3. We do not mention the name in alt.cesium, that false element being an
upstart and pretender, vile, depraved, unnatural, and having no staying power.
The longest lived isotope, Fr233 has a half life of only 22 minutes. Try to base
a global time standard on that!!!
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Q4. What is AMSWWBUW?
A4. AMSWWBUW stands for the Association of Mad Scientists Who Want to Blow Up
the World. It is a highly secretive organization. Its activities involve large
numbers of monkeys and vast quantities of Cesium. Given the indisputable fact
that all persons in direct contact with the organization have mysteriously
vanished from the net, the fewer questions asked, the better. Most of our
information about this shadowy group derives from one Brendan Dunn, who was
instrumental in the formation of alt.cesium. He, alas, is among the vanished.
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Q5. Are there any songs about Cesium?
A5. Many. See ftp/pub/u/nelson/cesium_songs_col at cs.rochester.edu for an ftp
archive. See also Songs of Cesium.
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Q6. Where can I get some Cesium?
A6. You probably can't, unless you are a "bona fide institution". If you are,
any number of chemical suppliers will happily sell you as much as you can
afford. For example, ICN (biologicals) lists 99.9% pure Cesium metal at $161.10
per gram. A bit steep even as Cesium goes (if you're willing to buy in bulk, you
ought to be able to get it for closer to $25 or even $3 a gram). They'll also
sell you ultra pure (99.999%) Cesium Chloride for $371.95/kg. Call
1-800-334-6999 toll free they say.
If you have money to burn, you might check out
http://www.element-collection.com. This outfit supplies element collectors with
samples of the different elements, and they have a surprisingly large number
available.
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Q7. Can I eat Cesium?
A7. Yes
Q8. What will happen if I do?
A8. Read the section on the reactions of Cesium with water, and of Cesium
Hydroxide with biological materials. You should also know that Cesium has been
shown to have pronounced physiological action in experiments with animals, when
administered in large quantities. Hyperirritability, including marked spasms has
been shown to follow the administration of Cesium in amounts equal to the
potassium content of the diet. Total replacement of dietary potassium with
cesium in rats caused death in 10-17 days. Could explain the AMSWWBUW mystery,
though no reference seem to exist for monkeys.
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Q9. Are there any jokes about Cesium?
A9. There is exactly one joke about Cesium. It goes like this. So these two
Cesium atoms are walking down the street. Says the first Cesium atom, "oh my
god! I think I'm missing an electron". Says the second, "are you sure?" Says the
first, "I'm positive". HAHAHAHAHAHA :]
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Q10. Are there any neat Cesium compounds?
A10. Lots. Many of them explode with the slightest provocation or when thrown
into water. For example.
Cesium Chloroxenate
Formula: CsClO3Xe
MW: 347.66
Toxicity: Unknown
Properties: Explodes
Uses: Chemical curiosity, possible rodenticide
Comments: One of the few known compounds involving a noble gas, a halogen, and
an alaklai metal. Explodes if you look at it cross-eyed.
Cesium Tetraperchloratoiodate
Formula: CsI(ClO4)4
MW: 657.62
Properties: Explodes under laser irradiation (and anything else)
Uses: Curiosity, revenge against people with laser pointers.
Comments: Illustrates the +3 oxidation state of iodine, stabilized by the size
of the perchlorate ion. A related compound, Iodine(III) perchlorate I(ClO4)3
also explodes under laser irradiation.
Cesium Azide
Formula: CsN3
Molecular Weight: 174.93
Melting point: 310 (Yes you can melt it)
Boiling point: Decomposes with evolution of nitrogen
Solubility in cold water 224 gm/100cc
Description: Colorless needles; Deliquesces.
Properties: Poisonous to rats. LD50 about 30 mg/kg.
Decomposes on heating, eventually producing metallic cesium and nitrogen. More
stable than sodium and potassium azide.
Uses: The thermal decomposition of the azide is employed as a method of
producing extremely pure, oxygen-free cesium.
Heptacesium oxide
Formula: Cs7O.
Molecular weight: 946.3
Melting point: 4.3 C (decomposes)
Description: Consists of Bronze, hexagonal crystals.
Prperties: Analysis shows presence of Cs11O3 subgroup, hence formula should be
written [Cs11O3]Cs10. Decomposes violently in water to hydroxide, On slow
heating to Cs3O and cesium-rich liquid.
Uses: Photocathodes, Image converters, Rat poison
Comments: One of a series of suboxides of Cesium. Produced by slow cooling of
appropriate stochiometric mixture of metallic Cesium and Oxygen. Possible due to
extreme solubility of oxygen in liquid cesium.
Cesium ozonate (Cesium trioxide)
Formula: CsO3.
Molecular Weight: 180.9
Description: Unstable, bright red compound.
Properties: Strong oxidizer. Decomposes with release of Oxygen. Reacts
vigorously with water. Highest known oxide of Cesium, at the opposite end of the
spectrum from Cs7O. Prepared by reacting Cesium or its lower oxides with ozone.
Uses: Curiosity, Exploding red ink.
Etc. etc. etc.
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Q11. What are some popular Cesium products?
A11.
Cesium Crispies (snap, crackle, Kaboom!!!)
Cesium Shake (Two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 1/4 cup Cesium, blend)
Cesium Condoms (for a bang-up good time)
Cesium Cooler (eutectic mix of Cesium, potassium and sodium, 14.5% Cs, 57.5% K,
28% Na, melting point -78 degrees Celsius - the lowest melting metallic
composition known. Bottoms up!!!
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Q12. What should I do if I meet Cesium in dark alley?
A12. Run!!!!!!!!!
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Links to other pages concerning Cesium
Back to Randal Nelson's home page
i do belive you have posted an out of date alt.cesium faq. i shall
post the last upto date one i know about some time later today.
Thanks.
>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meow.org> wrote in message
oops. i was sidetracked and didn't get around to it! the shame of it.
i shall endever to do it tomorrow when i'm back on usenet propperly
after a few weeks mia.
>"metro-golden-meower" <metro-gol...@meow.org> wrote in message
finaly after bunking off usenet for a few weeks its the official, if
it isn't, fuck ya, alt.cesium faq:
Frequently Asked Questions about Cesium and alt.cesium
(Shamelessly stolen from one of Randall Nelson's web pages with
updates by Cipher)
Q1. What is the purpose of the newsgroup alt.cesium?
A1. This newsgroup is intended expressly for the discussion, praise,
veneration, and adoration, the posting of songs, poetry, stories,
and parables of and about that most sublime of elements, the
almighty Cesium. Crossposting is aggressively discouraged;
persistent miscreants are netnapped and treated to the traditional
Cesium Enema.
******************************
UPDATE : Nuking France into the stone age has become priority
NUMBER ONE!
******************************
Update : The current dezines of alt.cesium enjoy lively discussions
on other Cesium related topics. These include, but are not limited
to :
Spam, Toast, Marmite, Tea and of course, Nuking France!!
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Q2. What is Cesium?
A2. Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true
elements. It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from
Durkheim Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff
Kirchhoff in 1860. The basis of the discovery was two, beautiful
sky-blue lines from which it takes its name (Latin, caesius,
sky-blue). Atomic number 55, Cesium is the heaviest of the natural
alkali metals. Physically, it is a soft metal or light liquid, pale
gold in color when pure, silvery-white otherwise. It melts at 28.4
C, just below body heat, and boils at 669.3 C. It has a specific
gravity of 1.873, and an atomic weight of 132.9045.
Cesium occurs naturally in the minerals lepidolite and pollucite,
the latter a hydrated aluminum cesium silicate. The richest known
deposit occurs at Bernic Lake Manitoba where pollucite deposits
averaging over 20% Cesium are estimated to exceed 300,000 metric
tons. (Bernic Lake is also the site of the annual Cesium festival on
February 24 where tons of Cesium are burned in the snow, and other
Cesium madness prevails.) Cesium can be isolated by electrolysis of
the fused cyanide, by vacuum distillation upon reduction of the
chloride by calcium metal, and by other methods. High purity cesium
salts are available for about $100/pound. According to the CRC
1987-88 handbook of Chemistry and Physics, the metal costs
approximately $25/gram; however some devotees have reported costs as
low as $3/gm for technical grade (99%) metal.
Cesium is an alkali metal, in the same group as lithium, sodium,
potassium, and rubidium, and is similarly reactive, but to a much
higher degree due to its extreme electropositivity. It reacts
explosively with water, and with ice down to -116 C. In air, it
catches fire spontaneously and burns with a brilliant sky-blue
flame. (To the uninitiated, the flame appears purplish rather than
blue; however, after sufficient meditation, study of the holy writs,
and blissful hours spent in reverence before Cesium burning in her
naked glory, the true blue nature of her flame is revealed.) Its
hydroxide is the most powerful
aqueous base known, and will eat through glass, flesh, bone, and
numerous other substances. Its International Chillout (IC)
competition, though lately it has been embarassed by rubidium. The
greatest use of Cesium tonnage-wise is in the annual Cesium orgies
sponsored by AMSWWBUW.
Q3. What about Fr***ium?
A3. We do not mention the name in alt.cesium, that false element
being an upstart and pretender, vile, depraved, unnatural, and
having no staying power. The longest lived isotope, Fr233 has a half
life of only 22 minutes. Try to base a global time standard on
that!!!
Q4. What is AMSWWBUW?
A4. AMSWWBUW stands for the Association of Mad Scientists Who Want
to Blow Up the World. It is a highly secretive organization. Its
activities involve large numbers of monkeys and vast quantities of
Cesium. Given the indisputable fact that all persons in direct
contact with the organization have mysteriously vanished from the
net, the fewer questions asked, the better. Most of our information
about this shadowy group derives from one Brendan Dunn, who was
instrumental in the formation of alt.cesium. He, alas, is among the
vanished.
Q5. Are there any songs about Cesium?
A5. Many. See ftp/pub/u/nelson/cesium_songs_col at cs.rochester.edu
for an ftp archive. See also Songs of Cesium.
Q6. Where can I get some Cesium?
A6. You probably can't, unless you are a "bona fide institution". If
you are, any number of chemical suppliers will happily
sell you as much as you can afford. For example, ICN (biologicals)
lists 99.9% pure Cesium metal at $161.10 per gram. A
bit steep even as Cesium goes (if you're willing to buy in bulk, you
ought to be able to get it for closer to $25 or even $3 a
gram). They'll also sell you ultra pure (99.999%) Cesium Chloride
for $371.95/kg. Call 1-800-334-6999 toll free they say.
Q7. Can I eat Cesium?
A7. Yes
Q8. What will happen if I do?
A8. Read the section on the reactions of Cesium with water, and of
Cesium Hydroxide with biological materials. You
should also know that Cesium has been shown to have pronounced
physiological action in experiments with animals, when
administered in large quantities. Hyperirritability, including
marked spasms has been shown to follow the administration of
Cesium in amounts equal to the potassium content of the diet. Total
replacement of dietary potassium with cesium in rats
caused death in 10-17 days. Could explain the AMSWWBUW mystery,
though no reference seem to exist for monkeys.
Q9. Are there any jokes about Cesium?
A9. There is exactly one joke about Cesium. It goes like this. So
these two Cesium atoms are walking down the street. Says
the first Cesium atom, "oh my god! I think I'm missing an electron".
Says the second, "are you sure?" Says the first, "I'm
positive". HAHAHAHAHAHA :]
Q10. Are there any neat Cesium compounds?
A10. Lots. Many of them explode with the slightest provocation or
when thrown into water. For example.
Cesium Chloroxenate
Formula: CsClO3Xe
MW: 347.66
Properties: Explodes
Uses: Chemical curiosity, possible rodenticide
Toxicity: Unknown
Comments: One of the few known compounds involving a noble gas, a
halogen, and an alaklai metal. Explodes if you look at it
cross-eyed.
Cesium Tetraperchloratoiodate
Formula: CsI(ClO4)4
MW: 657.62
Properties: Explodes under laser irradiation (and anything else)
Uses: Curiosity, revenge against people with laser pointers.
Comments: Illustrates the +3 oxidation state of iodine, stabilized
by the size of the perchlorate ion. A related compound, Iodine(III)
perchlorate I(ClO4)3 also explodes under laser irradiation.
Cesium Azide
Formula: CsN3
Physical appearance: Color needles; Deliquesces.
Molecular Weight: 174.93
Melting point: 310 (Yes you can melt it)
Boiling point: Decomposes with evolution of nitrogen
Solubility in cold water 224 gm/100cc
Properties: Poisonous to rats. LD50 about 30 mg/kg Decomposes on
heating, eventually producing metallic cesium and nitrogen. More
stable than sodium and potassium azide.
Heptacesium oxide
Formula: Cs7O.
Molecular weight: 946.3
Melting point: 4.3 C (decomposes)
Description: Consists of Bronze, hexagonal crystals. Analysis shows
presence of Cs11O3 subgroup, hence formula should be written
[Cs11O3]Cs10. Decomposes violently in water to hydroxide, On slow
heating to Cs3O and cesium-rich liquid.
Uses: Photocathodes, Image converters, Rat poison
Comments: One of a series of suboxides of Cesium. Produced by slow
cooling of appropriate stochiometric mixture of metallic Cesium and
Oxygen. Possible due to extreme solubility of oxygen in liquid
cesium.
Cesium ozonate (Cesium trioxide)
Formula: CsO3.
Molecular Weight: 180.9
Description: Unstable, bright red compound. Strong oxidizer.
Decomposes with release of Oxygen. Reacts vigorously with water.
Highest known oxide of Cesium, at the opposite end of the spectrum
from Cs7O. Prepared by reacting Cesium or its lower oxides with
ozone.
Uses: Curiosity, Exploding red ink.
Etc. etc. etc.
Q11. What are some popular Cesium products?
A11.
Cesium Crispies (snap, crackle, Kaboom!!!)
Cesium Shake (Two scoops of vanilla ice cream, 1/4 cup Cesium,
blend)
Cesium Condoms (for a bang-up good time)
Cesium Cooler (eutectic mix of Cesium, potassium and sodium, 14.5%
Cs, 57.5% K, 28% Na, melting point -78 degrees Celsius - the lowest
melting metallic composition known. Bottoms up!!!
Q12. What should I do if I meet Cesium in dark alley?
A12. Run!!!!!!!!!
> Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true
> elements. It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from
> Durkheim Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff
> Kirchhoff
(of "laws" fame)
> in 1860.
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
You want a job and a lizard to ride?
< _The Einstein Intersection_
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:24:56 +0100, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true
>> elements. It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from
>> Durkheim Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff
>> Kirchhoff
>
>(of "laws" fame)
maybe you should track down cipher and have that out with him, after
all, he's the real faq keeper.
>> in 1860.
--
nuts
Is he missing too?
<creep-out>
It's like we're trapped in one-a these "Halloween Special Weekend Movie
Marathon" deals . . . .
<cue creaking>
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."
< _Shaun of the Dead_
I thought the alt.cesium FAQ banned all mention of cesium anyway.
Must've been one helluva factional dispute there somewhere.
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
Whatever are we to do to show the
true harmony and peace that rule here,
somewhat disguised at the moment by
the apparent disorder now seemingly in
progress?
< Laumer
>On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 00:45:31 +0100, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:38:41 -0400, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:24:56 +0100, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>>> Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true
>>>> elements. It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from
>>>> Durkheim Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff
>>>> Kirchhoff
>>>
>>>(of "laws" fame)
>>
>> maybe you should track down cipher and have that out with him, after
>> all, he's the real faq keeper.
>
>Is he missing too?
he's been missing for quite a while.
><creep-out>
>
>It's like we're trapped in one-a these "Halloween Special Weekend Movie
>Marathon" deals . . . .
>
><cue creaking>
i bet dave is the serial slasher in this movie.
>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:50:14 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>
>> mimus wrote:
>>
>>> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:24:56 +0100, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>
>>>>Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true
>>>>elements. It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from
>>>>Durkheim Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff
>>>>Kirchhoff
>>>
>>> (of "laws" fame)
>>>
>>>>in 1860.
>>
>> Were there cop and lawyer shows in 1860?
>
>I thought the alt.cesium FAQ banned all mention of cesium anyway.
>
>Must've been one helluva factional dispute there somewhere.
damn and i missed it. *sulks*
I'm with ya, laddie. This place was an absolute TIP! Looks as if they've
cleared off. I guess we did miss it, huh? Blast-n-damn.
--
Dr E--
mhm 17x1
SGM #3
smeeter #13
FWAC:"Old No.-7"
Surgeon General-Relativity
Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade
NF & TCIB. ATFFFIQ
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and
seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished
by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
>On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:07:11 +0100, metro-golden-meower blather'd thus:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:02:30 -0400, mimus <tinmi...@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:50:14 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:
>>>
>>>> mimus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:24:56 +0100, metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Cesium is the most sublime and electropositive of all true elements.
>>>>>>It was discovered spectroscopically, in mineral water from Durkheim
>>>>>>Germany by Robert Bunsen (of burner fame) and Gustaff Kirchhoff
>>>>>
>>>>> (of "laws" fame)
>>>>>
>>>>>>in 1860.
>>>>
>>>> Were there cop and lawyer shows in 1860?
>>>
>>>I thought the alt.cesium FAQ banned all mention of cesium anyway.
>>>
>>>Must've been one helluva factional dispute there somewhere.
>>
>> damn and i missed it. *sulks*
>
>I'm with ya, laddie. This place was an absolute TIP! Looks as if they've
>cleared off. I guess we did miss it, huh? Blast-n-damn.
dr pepper dropped by a few years ago, i spotted that on google a while
back. i came accross dunks in another ng somewhere and i cannot
remember where. i have no idea where nyk tarr has gone and everyone
else just seems to have abanded our once beloved ng.
a little while back some squatters where trying to take it over!
BASTARDS!
This stuff sends chills up my fingers.
Then there's the groups that would be better off dead . . . .
--
tinmi...@hotmail.com
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
"Ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah*ooh*ah."
< _Shaun of the Dead_
*sigh*
>
> a little while back some squatters where trying to take it over!
> BASTARDS!
That'd be them with th' foreign tongues? That was maddening. I ran away
about then.