On Tue, 07 May 2013 05:53:42 -0400, "Elmo P. Shagnasty"
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el...@nastydesigns.com> wrote:
>In article <km9k35$mev$
1...@dont-email.me>, Justin <
nos...@insightbb.com>
>wrote:
>> > Yes I enjoy GPS in the car too. It's built in.
>> How does that work when you use another car?
>I never did understand that.
>* bolted to a single car
>* $2000 option
>* ugly interface
>* controlled by the car maker's lawyers
>* expensive map updates
It's the same exact thing when Google 'updates'
your Android phone with out your OK, and also
dis-ables features the manual tells ya the phone
was built to do..all so Google can make $$$...
>Imagine if your car maker sold you a phone that they built into the
>car.* You'd laugh your ass off at the half-baked piece of crap that was
>designed five years before the car first hit the market.
hehehehe..people have no clue how long it take to get any product
to the market. By the time the public buys 'X', the new 'Y' has been
in R&D for a year. By the time the public has the CHANCE to buy 'X',
it's already old tech/news. Notice how cars today are sold on the
'media' features..?? Can't you see them laughing..? Ca-CHING$$$
>*Oh, wait--GM did that, with OnStar. They used Verizon. Then, when
>Verizon ditched their analog service, all those OnStar users with analog
>equipment were FUCKED.
Verizon is anybody's whore. Back then it was GM. Today, it's Google.
In some ways, ya can't blame them. But it's all for the $$$$$$$$$..
J's brother did car work trying to week by week update all that
'OnStar' joke. The ads on TV, showing how "..safe and protected.."
you would be. Total BS. The dealers went crazy with it, because
every time GM/Verizon found a "..issue.." they had to contact EVERY
idiot who signed up for the service, have them bring the car in, for
a hour or two, (for free, btw..but not for the dealer) and next week,
the thing didn't work AGAIN. After awhile, the consumer just said
"..fuck it.." and stopped paying for it.. And that feature just sat
there and LAUGHED at them every time they started the car.
ANY rube who signs up for ANY media service connected to a car
for some monthly fee deserves anything they get fucked over for..
Mike Olson
Pretty soon now
Y'know I'm gonna make a comeback
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Skateboards
I've almost made them respectable
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Give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile
I'm the man
(I'm the man..I'm the man..I'm the man..)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
(I'm the man..I'm the man..I'm the man..)
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So baby we should get along fine
So give me all your money 'cause I know you think I'm funny
Can't you hear me laughing
Can't you see me smile
I'm the man
(I'm the man..I'm the man..I'm the man..)
I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop
I'm the man
(I'm the man..I'm the man..I'm the man..)
I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo