Black Eyed Peas New Year's Eve jokes

[beauworld]

Here's something I sent Pure Management Group, which runs LAX
nightclub at The Luxor in Las Vegas. LAX has the Black Eyed Peas for
New Year's Eve 2009/2010. I thought I'd most it here, too, for fun.
Enjoy!

Black Eyed Peas ringing in the new year at LAX? And Fergie hosting the
west coast portion of Dick Clark & Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Rockin'
Eve on ABC that night live from Aria? Now, obviously, when they do the
countdown in Times Square, it's only 9:00 p.m. in Vegas, so Aria's
countdown with Fergie is only for TV. So how about, when midnight
rolls around over there three
hours later, and you do the countdown locally at LAX for real, put
your TV screens on that show. (As ABC delays the show until 11:35 p.m.
local time.) Then Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas can do the countdown
live in LAX with themselves on tape from Aria on the TV screens! It'll
be tremendous! Hey, will the BEP be walking from Aria to LAX? It's
within walking distance. Oh,
man, with Fergie married to Josh Duhamel, I so want to come up with a
joke that connects walking from Aria to LAX with Josh's TV show Las
Vegas where Sam once followed a suspect up the outdoor escalator and
down the overhead walkway that connects New York, New York with the
MGM Grand. Not sure if I can, though. Well, maybe they'll run into
Perez Hilton, and another fight will ensue. But why would Danny McCoy
care if it doesn't involve the Monteceito? This is tough. Hmmm...

[beauworld]

I'm replying to my own post. My name is Beau Hajavitch. That's it.
See, my news server isn't working, so I posted this using my Google
account and it doesn't list my name, just my user name beauworld. That
means when anyone googles "Beau Hajavitch," this post won't come up.
Well, it will now!

[beauworld]

On Dec 27, 5:14 pm, beauworld <beauwo...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Here's something I sent Pure Management Group, which runs LAX
> nightclub at The Luxor in Las Vegas. LAX has theBlackEyedPeasfor
> New Year's Eve 2009/2010. I thought I'd most it here, too, for fun.
> Enjoy!
>

> BlackEyedPeasringing in the new year at LAX? And Fergie hosting the

> west coast portion of Dick Clark & Ryan Seacrest's New Year's Rockin'
> Eve on ABC that night live from Aria? Now, obviously, when they do the
> countdown in Times Square, it's only 9:00 p.m. in Vegas, so Aria's
> countdown with Fergie is only for TV. So how about, when midnight
> rolls around over there three
> hours later, and you do the countdown locally at LAX for real, put
> your TV screens on that show. (As ABC delays the show until 11:35 p.m.

> local time.) Then Fergie and theBlackEyedPeascan do the countdown

> live in LAX with themselves on tape from Aria on the TV screens! It'll
> be tremendous!  Hey, will the BEP be walking from Aria to LAX? It's
> within walking distance. Oh,
> man, with Fergie married to Josh Duhamel, I so want to come up with a
> joke that connects walking from Aria to LAX with Josh's TV show Las
> Vegas where Sam once followed a suspect up the outdoor escalator and
> down the overhead walkway that connects New York, New York with the
> MGM Grand. Not sure if I can, though. Well, maybe they'll run into
> Perez Hilton, and another fight will ensue. But why would Danny McCoy
> care if it doesn't involve the Monteceito? This is tough. Hmmm...

And, a day later, I'm replying to my own post again. Heavy sigh. I was
in too much of a hurry when I posted that. The third sentence in the
first paragraph should read, "I thought I'd POST it here, too, for
fun." Oh, well. Happy New Year.