Not that I'm complaining, but it does seem to lend credence to the theory
that they're all the same bozo, eh?
Maybe it got hit by a bus!
Dave
-enjoying the peace and quiet
I noticed too, but was afraid I'd jinx the peace and quiet if I said
anything....so google shows none of the three are posting? How very
interesting. Yes, just more credence to the theory.
Sherry
Oh, now that you've mentioned it I'm sure someone will be along
shortly to prove you wrong. Again.
Jen
Oh phooey, the village idiot from uk.singles has shown up. (sigh)
V.
--
-------------------- http://NewsReader.Com/ --------------------
Usenet for the Web
Sherry
Hi V :-) Glad to see you still have time to post from work.
Jen
>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>> On 24 May 2001 18:27:05 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>>
>> >jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>
>(snip)
>
>> >>
>> >> Oh, now that you've mentioned it I'm sure someone will be along
>> >> shortly to prove you wrong. Again.
>> >>
>> >> Jen
>> >
>> >Oh phooey, the village idiot from uk.singles has shown up. (sigh)
>>
>> Hi V :-) Glad to see you still have time to post from work.
>>
>> Jen
>
>It's due to the massive color printer - it makes wonderful prints, but rather slowly.
Can't you find something else to do whilst it's printing?
>
>BTW, got a job yourself, or on the dole? You've never mentioned any sort of employment yourself.
I'm not in employment, I'm not on the dole or drawing any other State
benefits, I'm not living off a man (or men, before you say anything),
I own my house outright, I own my car outright, I'm trying (and
failing) to persuade the cat that I own her outright and she should do
what I say, I have no debts, I'm currently concerned about my mother
(whole other story, please apply by email), I take holidays when I
want to, I'm investigating taking an art holiday, I'm looking forward
to going to a French Street Market on Saturday. Hey, make of it what
you will :-)
Jen, but you can call me Jennifer
Sherry
>
>
>
>
Nah, I don't want to be a little old volunteer lady. I'd rather be
remembered for giving Tina Turner a run for her money ;-)
Jen
Hey Jen, wanna adopt a cute black and white cat who comes with her own
personal manservant? ;-)
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
I nearly kidnapped a cat last week. She's in her teens (human
teens), she is toothless, demanding, very vocal and probably crawling
with fleas. I first met her 18 months ago when I was staying with my
young man. I asked him about this very thin cat in his garden and he
poo-poohed me. About an hour later when he was getting ready to go
out I asked where he was going. To get that thin cat some food, was
the answer. Ach well, it's a long story.
Jen
>Why am I not surprised by this response?
Because you are trying to sound precious?
>
>FYI, few animal rescue volunteers are little, nor are they old. Not that it would matter anyway.
> And I suspect Tina Turner has little to worry about as far as you giving her a run for her money.
You may suspect, I know.
>
>Your life as described sounds deadly dull. I' rather spend a day in the Tate (or better yet, the Tate Modern)
I don't live in London, but how do you know I don't spend time in
other galleries? You only know what I choose to share in this medium,
which isn't everything.
> than take a holiday with a handful of fellow pseuds.
Pseuds? LOL.
So tell us, why *are* hanging about posting to a newsgroup whilst
waiting for a colour printer to do its job, rather than making
important telephone calls and/or writing important letters? I am what
I am, I don't pretend to be, well, important.
>
Jen
--
Let's have a toast.... in the Persian manner, laid back and waiting to be
served, in the style we deserve......
"Sherry " <srid...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010524142939...@ng-fv1.aol.com...
: >Oh phooey, the village idiot from uk.singles has shown up. (sigh)
:
:
SHhhhhhh!
Karen
No one said you couldn't wear your heels there!
Karen
>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>> On 24 May 2001 22:06:52 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>>
>
>> >> >>
>> >> >You sound like a perfect candidate for volunteer work in cat rescue.
>> >> >Ever thought of giving it a whirl?
>> >>
>> >> Nah, I don't want to be a little old volunteer lady. I'd rather be
>> >> remembered for giving Tina Turner a run for her money ;-)
>> >>
>> >> Jen
>> >
>> >Why am I not surprised by this response?
>>
>> Because you are trying to sound precious?
>
>No, because you're too wrapped up in yourself and your arty-farty pursuits to do volunteer work. It's too easy to make an excuse about not wanting to be a little old cat lady.
>
Crikey, you are soooooo insightful.
>> So tell us, why *are* hanging about posting to a newsgroup whilst
>> waiting for a colour printer to do its job, rather than making
>> important telephone calls and/or writing important letters? I am what
>> I am, I don't pretend to be, well, important.
>
>It's never crossed my mind whether I'm important or not. And why on earth would waiting for a printer make me appear to be pretending to be important? What odd reasoning.
>
You need to do something about your line length. That should keep
you occupied for an hour or two.
Jen
Very pleasant. So are all the other cat newsgroups. How are all the kitties? I
seem to remember you acquired a new one not long ago?
Sherry
>See Jen,read over the last several days posts.Your`s is the first Nasty
>one.So I repeat, GO AWAY,and this time,STAY AWAY. Anapple
>
>
See Anapple, read the posts again and see just exactly *who* is doing
the name-calling. Clue: It ain't me.
Jen
> Please Jen, GO AWAY ! Anapple
>
>
>
>
>
At least Jen is just annoying.
Karen
>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>> On 24 May 2001 22:06:52 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>>
>
>> >> >>
>> >> >You sound like a perfect candidate for volunteer work in cat rescue.
>> >> >Ever thought of giving it a whirl?
>> >>
>> >> Nah, I don't want to be a little old volunteer lady. I'd rather be
>> >> remembered for giving Tina Turner a run for her money ;-)
>> >>
>> >> Jen
>> >
>> >Why am I not surprised by this response?
>>
>> Because you are trying to sound precious?
>
>No, because you're too wrapped up in yourself and your arty-farty pursuits to do volunteer work. It's too easy to make an excuse about not wanting to be a little old cat lady.
>
Somebody else tried to insult me because of my interests. It didn't
work then and it's not working now.
>> So tell us, why *are* hanging about posting to a newsgroup whilst
>> waiting for a colour printer to do its job, rather than making
>> important telephone calls and/or writing important letters? I am what
>> I am, I don't pretend to be, well, important.
>
>It's never crossed my mind whether I'm important or not. And why on earth would waiting for a printer make me appear to be pretending to be important? What odd reasoning.
>
You deliberately misunderstand, not surprisingly. Please point out
where I said waiting for a printer makes you "appear to be pretending
to be important". I get the sense of importance from the way you
assume yourself to be correct in every statement, even when you can
have no knowledge whatsoever of the person or people you insult.
Jen
>Er, "little old volunteer lady" doesn't conjure up a flattering picture,
>does it now?
And who did I call a "little old volunteer lady"? Nobody.
>
>Besides, I don't see anything in Anapple's post (the one just above, FYI)
>accusing you of name-calling.
Again, you deliberately misunderstand. She accuses me of being
"nasty". I refuted that by pointing out that I didn't call anybody by
any nasty names. In other words, the nasty posts are not mine.
HTH
Jen
Jen
Yeah, no nasty name calling from me at least.
Jen
Jen, so far in this particular thread, 11 posts have been submitted by
you. In one of them, you started to tell us about a skinny cat in a
garden, but then stopped and told us...."Ach well, it's a long story"
This is a cat group. __Please__ tell us about the cat in the garden.
btw, if I were single, and living in the UK, or heck, single and
living where I do now, I'd be jumping on Phil Davies' offer.;)
-bonbon
>Anyone besides me notice that for the last 2-3 days, not one of our un-
>holy threesome has posted to the group? Or am I missing something?
>Can't seem to find a post from any of them. Did a quick search on Google
>to check other groups, zilch, nada, zippo.
>
>Not that I'm complaining, but it does seem to lend credence to the theory
>that they're all the same bozo, eh?
>
>Maybe it got hit by a bus!
>
>Dave
>-enjoying the peace and quiet
Don't ne any more of a MORON than you usually manage - your usual is
more than most.
--
Bob.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
>On 24 May 2001 22:06:52 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>>
>>Your life as described sounds deadly dull. I' rather spend a day in the Tate (or better yet, the Tate Modern)
>
>I don't live in London, but how do you know I don't spend time in
>other galleries? You only know what I choose to share in this medium,
>which isn't everything.
The Tate is not only in London, Liverpool has one I've been in, and
I'm sure they are now in a few other cities as well.
>
>> than take a holiday with a handful of fellow pseuds.
>
>Pseuds? LOL.
>
>So tell us, why *are* hanging about posting to a newsgroup whilst
>waiting for a colour printer to do its job, rather than making
>important telephone calls and/or writing important letters? I am what
>I am, I don't pretend to be, well, important.
You are important to those who know you :)
>>
>Jen
>
>
--
Bob.
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>> On 24 May 2001 22:06:52 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>>
>
>> >> >>
>> >> >You sound like a perfect candidate for volunteer work in cat rescue.
>> >> >Ever thought of giving it a whirl?
>> >>
>> >> Nah, I don't want to be a little old volunteer lady. I'd rather be
>> >> remembered for giving Tina Turner a run for her money ;-)
>> >>
>> >> Jen
>> >
>> >Why am I not surprised by this response?
>>
>> Because you are trying to sound precious?
>
>No, because you're too wrapped up in yourself and your arty-farty pursuits to do volunteer work. It's too easy to make an excuse about not wanting to be a little old cat lady.
Her volunteer work is being done here, dealing with people like you.
>
>> So tell us, why *are* hanging about posting to a newsgroup whilst
>> waiting for a colour printer to do its job, rather than making
>> important telephone calls and/or writing important letters? I am what
>> I am, I don't pretend to be, well, important.
>
>It's never crossed my mind whether I'm important or not. And why on earth would waiting for a printer make me appear to be pretending to be important? What odd reasoning.
>
>V.
Abuse report filed for repeated excessive line length.
--
Bob.
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
>See Jen,read over the last several days posts.Your`s is the first Nasty
>one.So I repeat, GO AWAY,and this time,STAY AWAY. Anapple
No context.
No clue.
No hope.
You are the hag that needs to take herself off and stay away.
--
Bob.
I've found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time.
*Grin* I hope she'll forgive me for saying that I can vouch that it
certainly isn't :)
>Tate (or better yet, the Tate Modern) than take a holiday with a handful
>of fellow pseuds.
Well, there's pseuds and then there's cat lovers of different opinions.
Do you know the difference ?
Nick
Why thank you Bonbon.
>>V.
>Abuse report filed for repeated excessive line length.
Bob, it's within RFC1170. There is no limit on line length in NNTP.
Nick
Why are you so negative, veruca ? Wouldn't you like to go on a short
break holiday to learn the basics of drawing or painting, to learn how
to make art ? Or did you assign some other sort of 'art' holiday to
Hot Jen ? :-)
Nick
>ni...@leverton.org (Nick Leverton) wrote:
>> In article <20010524180652.598$S...@newsreader.com>, <ver...@usa.net>
>> wrote:
>
>(snip)
>>
>> >Tate (or better yet, the Tate Modern) than take a holiday with a handful
>> >of fellow pseuds.
>>
>> Well, there's pseuds and then there's cat lovers of different opinions.
>> Do you know the difference ?
>
>Of course I do. But have you seen one of these "art holidays" in progress?
>I have.
But you don't know what kind of art holiday I'm interested in, there
is more than one kind. You are making assumptions again.
Jen
LOL. Sure I have - but from the confines of a cosy, well heated train :))
I'll bring my 12-string guitar (Collie will be playing one of my 6-strings -
but NOT the one with cat-gut) and we can sing 4-part harmonies (that's you,
me and the 2 cats) about lost pioneers, miners, etc. - even geologists
<cheesy grin>. I don't mind getting into a bit of schist now and again. ;-)
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
>In article <20010524180652.598$S...@newsreader.com>, <ver...@usa.net> wrote:
>>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>>>
>>> Jen
>>
>>Why am I not surprised by this response?
>>
>>FYI, few animal rescue volunteers are little, nor are they old. Not
>>that it would matter anyway. And I suspect Tina Turner has little to
>>worry about as far as you giving her a run for her money.
>>
>>Your life as described sounds deadly dull.
>
>*Grin* I hope she'll forgive me for saying that I can vouch that it
>certainly isn't :)
You're forgiven. There's lots more things I want to experience
before I, err, croak.
Jen
>On 25 May 2001 19:57:01 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>
>>Bob Brenchley. <B...@Format.Publications.ukf.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Abuse report filed for repeated excessive line length.
>>
>>LOL.
>>
>>Just FYI, Boobster, the staff at Newsreader.com found your complaint e-mail
>>extremely amusing.
>>
>>V.
>
>
>I can only imagine the amount of laughter that echoed through their
>office when they read it.
>
>Bill
Far from it, they sent the moron an email explaining how the system
worked - in fact I got the distinct idea they wondered how the moron
managed to get their system so mucked up in the first place.
--
Bob.
I tell you what, you should be on educational TV, you certainly make
me feel so much smarter..?
did you know that nasty "begets" nasty.
We were a happy bunch,for three days.
You best go away, Anapple
Please
> >It's never crossed my mind whether I'm important or not. And why on earth
> >would waiting for a printer make me appear to be pretending to be important?
> > What odd reasoning.
> >
> >V.
> Abuse report filed for repeated excessive line length.
Good god, you're wound tight! Sheesh!
Summer is always to my liking - such a shame we don't get one in England :(
Mais j'veux pas déménager a Monréal, moi ;-))
Actually, no I don't know it but if you hum it in your next post I'll try to
follow it :)
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
(snip)
> >
> >I can only imagine the amount of laughter that echoed through their
> >office when they read it.
> >
> >Bill
>
> Far from it, they sent the moron an email explaining how the system
> worked - in fact I got the distinct idea they wondered how the moron
> managed to get their system so mucked up in the first place.
Quit lying, Boobster.
V.
--
-------------------- http://NewsReader.Com/ --------------------
Usenet for the Web
See Jen......? What did I tell you? Phil __really__knows what to say
to a girl. And I'll bet $ his voice is honey smooth just like his
words.
You should have went for it.
-bonbon
Abuse report filed for being a tattle-tell.
Ignore him, he's just showing off.
>ni...@leverton.org (Nick Leverton) wrote:
>> In article <20010525155503.806$m...@newsreader.com>, <ver...@usa.net>
>> wrote:
>> >ni...@leverton.org (Nick Leverton) wrote:
>> >> In article <20010524180652.598$S...@newsreader.com>, <ver...@usa.net>
>> >> wrote:
>> >
>> >(snip)
>> >>
>> >> >Tate (or better yet, the Tate Modern) than take a holiday with a
>> >> >handful of fellow pseuds.
>> >>
>> >> Well, there's pseuds and then there's cat lovers of different
>> >> opinions. Do you know the difference ?
>> >
>> >Of course I do. But have you seen one of these "art holidays" in
>> >progress? I have.
>>
>> Why are you so negative, veruca ? Wouldn't you like to go on a short
>> break holiday to learn the basics of drawing or painting, to learn how
>> to make art ?
>
>No.
>
>Or did you assign some other sort of 'art' holiday to
>> Hot Jen ? :-)
>>
>No.
So what did you think I and my fellow "pseuds" were going to do?
Wander around art galleries declaiming on the motivation of the
artist?
Jen
>No Jen you didn`t call anyone nasty names-----You made nasty
>remarks.Back handed,snide,snippy unkind digs at people.I call that
>Nasty. Anapple
Hey, if you were called names wouldn't you retaliate in some manner?
Jen
>Jen,I said you were the FIRST Nasty one,
Wrong. See below.
>
>did you know that nasty "begets" nasty.
Yes, I know. As I said in another post, what would *you* do if
somebody starts name-calling you? Just to put this in perspective,
here's my first post in this thread followed by a reply:
>> Oh, now that you've mentioned it I'm sure someone will be along
>> shortly to prove you wrong. Again.
>>
>> Jen
>Oh phooey, the village idiot from uk.singles has shown up. (sigh)
>V.
Read it carefully and tell me who was being nasty. Also read the
other posts carefully and tell me where I've been nasty or name-called
anyone, despite provocation.
>We were a happy bunch,for three days.
You've got your heads so far up each others arses you can't see the
light of day.
>You best go away, Anapple
>
You best take some reading comprehension lessons before jumping feet
first into something you don't understand.
Jen
- feeling nasty
Eh? Are you reading the same posts as the rest of us?
>You should have went for it.
I prefer to get to know somebody and not just take up the first offer
that comes along. That reeks of desperation.
Jen
>Anyone besides me notice that for the last 2-3 days, not one of our un-
>holy threesome has posted to the group? Or am I missing something?
>Can't seem to find a post from any of them. Did a quick search on Google
>to check other groups, zilch, nada, zippo.
>
>Not that I'm complaining, but it does seem to lend credence to the theory
>that they're all the same bozo, eh?
>
>Maybe it got hit by a bus!
>
>Dave
>-enjoying the peace and quiet
I've had to start driving to work rather than use the train and as a
result only have time for alt.cats at the weekend. That has been so
for about a month now, which shows how little attention you pay to
what is going on.
--
Frank.
>jen...@hotmail.com (Jennifer) wrote:
>> On 24 May 2001 17:26:38 GMT, srid...@aol.com (Sherry ) wrote:
>>
>> >>Anyone besides me notice that for the last 2-3 days, not one of our un-
>> >>holy threesome has posted to the group? Or am I missing something?
>> >>Can't seem to find a post from any of them. Did a quick search on
>> >>Google to check other groups, zilch, nada, zippo.
>> >>
>> >>Not that I'm complaining, but it does seem to lend credence to the
>> >>theory that they're all the same bozo, eh?
>> >>
>> >>Maybe it got hit by a bus!
>> >
>> >I noticed too, but was afraid I'd jinx the peace and quiet if I said
>> >anything....so google shows none of the three are posting? How very
>> >interesting. Yes, just more credence to the theory.
>>
>> Oh, now that you've mentioned it I'm sure someone will be along
>> shortly to prove you wrong. Again.
>>
>> Jen
>
>Oh phooey, the village idiot from uk.singles has shown up. (sigh)
>
>V.
From what I've seen in the last year, she is streets ahead of you in
both brain power and her care of animals. But there again, most people
are.
--
Frank.
>On Fri, 25 May 2001 08:24:26 -0400 (EDT), MHI...@webtv.net (Anapple)
>wrote:
>
>>See Jen,read over the last several days posts.Your`s is the first Nasty
>>one.So I repeat, GO AWAY,and this time,STAY AWAY. Anapple
>>
>>
>See Anapple, read the posts again and see just exactly *who* is doing
>the name-calling. Clue: It ain't me.
>
>Jen
Webtv losers find reading a bit of a problem.
--
Frank.
Oh, THAT song. I hummed it to Collie and she recognised it straight away. She
wanted to know whether it's in the key of D or A sharp. I told her that with
her vocal range it should be in Z blunt :))
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
You mean I was the first? Tongue quickly removed from cheek. I'm not
desperate - disparate maybe ;-)
Jen, you've got some bridge building to do in this group - you don't appear
to have what it takes to be a troll but you shot yourself in the foot by
siding with the 3 stooges when you first arrived.
How about we all start afresh with a clean slate and try to get on with each
other. We shouldn't all jump like scalded, er, cats because 3 people have got
the rest of us paranoid and suspicious of people's motives.
Let's try and keep it friendly - like it's been for a few days (up 'til
yesterday).
BTW Jen, I'm not getting at *you*. Everyone needs to lighten up a bit and get
to know each other all over again.
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
wendy ;o)
>
>
>
>
One day I'd like to do a tour of the US and Canada and get to meet you all.
I've been putting all my 1 and 2 pence pieces in a jar, so I should have
enough by April 2009 :)
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
"wendy" <wend...@rodentrescue.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9eo23p$k1e$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
Hot and sticky (overcast) here in London today, and I can't even go anywhere
for the Bank Holiday weekend 'cos I'm still waiting for a part for my car :(
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
>"Jennifer" <jen...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:3b0f5bd5...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>> On Sat, 26 May 2001 00:24:16 GMT, bonbon <n...@taking.replies> wrote:
>>
>>
>> I prefer to get to know somebody and not just take up the first offer
>> that comes along. That reeks of desperation.
>>
>> Jen
>
>You mean I was the first? Tongue quickly removed from cheek. I'm not
>desperate - disparate maybe ;-)
>
>Jen, you've got some bridge building to do in this group -
Errr, no, I don't think so. This group has to do some bridge
building with me.
> you don't appear
>to have what it takes to be a troll
Don't tempt me.
>but you shot yourself in the foot by
>siding with the 3 stooges when you first arrived.
>
So should I check with you first before I agree with somebody that you
just might not approve of?
>How about we all start afresh with a clean slate and try to get on with each
>other. We shouldn't all jump like scalded, er, cats because 3 people have got
>the rest of us paranoid and suspicious of people's motives.
>
>Let's try and keep it friendly - like it's been for a few days (up 'til
>yesterday).
Yesterday, was that when a certain little wart started the
name-calling?
>
>BTW Jen, I'm not getting at *you*. Everyone needs to lighten up a bit and get
>to know each other all over again.
Maybe.
Jen
>Bob Brenchley. <B...@Format.Publications.ukf.net> wrote:
>> On Fri, 25 May 2001 15:04:14 -0500, Bill <blevins@REMOVE_THISaxs.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On 25 May 2001 19:57:01 GMT, ver...@usa.net wrote:
>> >
>> >>Bob Brenchley. <B...@Format.Publications.ukf.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Abuse report filed for repeated excessive line length.
>
>(snip)
>
>> >
>> >I can only imagine the amount of laughter that echoed through their
>> >office when they read it.
>> >
>> >Bill
>>
>> Far from it, they sent the moron an email explaining how the system
>> worked - in fact I got the distinct idea they wondered how the moron
>> managed to get their system so mucked up in the first place.
>
>Quit lying, Boobster.
>
Curt Welch seems a very nice guy, pity he has a loser like you to deal
with.
--
Bob.
You need to find a quiet corner and have a word with yourself.
>In article <3b0ecb83...@news.cis.dfn.de>,
>Jennifer <jen...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>On 25 May 2001 19:36:21 GMT, ni...@leverton.org (Nick Leverton) wrote:
>>
>>>*Grin* I hope she'll forgive me for saying that I can vouch that it
>>>certainly isn't :)
>>
>>You're forgiven. There's lots more things I want to experience
>>before I, err, croak.
>
>Can you hear frogs ?
>
No, French posts are rare on this froup.
--
Bob.
When the cat's away there are fewer hairs on the armchair.
>Phil,its really nice ,here in Pennsylvania,
> Anapple
>
Please. PLEASE take him, we don't want his sort in the UK.
--
Bob.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
You will have to get one of the ministry chauffeurs appointed.
--
Bob.
100 little bugs in the program, 100 little bugs
If 1 of those bugs gets fixed today,
{Line Error: 000824X0 Object not found} little bugs in the program.
Sherry
Sherry
Jen, I interpreted your post as 'being proven wrong--again" to be very
deliberately caustic. But I'll admit, sometimes it's difficult to interpret
words on a page correctly, since we don't have facial expressions or tone to go
with them.
Sherry
GOOD post Phil. I'm in.
Greetings alt.catters! I'm bonbon, presently living in Houston,
Texas, USA, and I'm committed to getting way more than my fair share
out of life. I'm married to an awesome guy, who supports me so I can
run around the house all day picking up after and entertaining our 12
fabulous felines. Sometimes I find time to build a new kite,
depending on how much help I'm receiving from the cats. Sometimes
when we're feeling really brave, we go out flying them. (these kites
are no wimps) I love kites almost as much as the 1959 Chevy Apache I
drive, but still neither compares with my love for cats.
I have zero friends, except y'all, and my neighbor, Sandy, because I
can barely leave the house, for fear that Louie will pick on Ricki and
Darla, causing Darla to also pick on Ricki, or that Onyx will
terrorize Tang, or that Bibbs will freak Louie out by humping him, or
that Gidget will take one of the Koi out of the aquarium. Still
though......
I love cats. Especially black cats, and alt.cats. I don't have a web
page, but I want one. I just don't want to RTFM and find out how to
make one.
-bonbon
Z blunt :))
LOL I caught that one.
On Sat, 26 May 2001 19:46:17 -0500, bonbon <n...@taking.replies> wrote:
>I love cats. Especially black cats, and alt.cats. I don't have a web
>page, but I want one. I just don't want to RTFM and find out how to
>make one.
>
> -bonbon
I figured that you never left the house because you were too busy
cleaning out the litter boxes.
Bill
That too. Hey.......you know what would rule? You know how some
people with new babies have a diaper service? Well, I want a kitty
litter changing service. I'll need one to come daily of course, and
I'd like him to be yummy eye candy, with out any of that 'Plumber butt
crack syndrome' thing going on.
-bonbon
Jan
Caustic? Even so, did it warrant being called a village idiot? I
think not.
Jen
No, she gets in first.
Jen
OK, my name is Phil and I'm a cataholic - I've had cats nearly all my life
but only have the one at present. She's a gorgeous black and white 12
year-old called Collie Cattypuss who I rescued as a 6 week-old kitten. I'm
from the UK and live on the Isle of Dogs in London's Docklands. I spent 6
years in the Royal Air Force as a Russian linguist monitoring Soviet Air
Force aircraft radio transmissions during the Cold War. After leaving the
forces I went to Germany to live and met a lot of Americans (both military
personnel and ex-pat civilians). I even shared an apartment in Berlin with 3
Americans for about a year.
My hobbies are cats, computers, electronics, playing guitar (I have 4), this
newsgroup and going for long drives in my car. I love travelling but haven't
yet been out of Europe - there's plenty of time though. As for sports - well
if it doesn't have a powerful engine and 4 wheels I'm not interested. I like
to watch Formula 1, CART, drag-racing, Touring Cars and GTs and used to
belong to a Car Club in West London where I used to build my own performance
cars for rallying.
Pretty boring really!
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
LOL, I've no food allergies and I'm definitely a steak man :) The bed in the
guest-room sounds fine to me, and Collie would love to come if only the
European Pet Passport scheme could be extended to cover North America and
Canada. Mind you, she's scared of Yorkshire Terriers and Chihuahuas - I
wonder how she'd react to a full-grown grizzly bear :)
I did a bit of a check on Tod Mountain and it sounds FANTASTIC. I love
mountains, but the only ski resort I've ever visited was in
Garmisch-Partenkirchen in the Bavarian Alps and then it was mid-summer and
there was no snow except right on the top of the peaks. Still it was nice to
walk up the grassy slopes and breathe that wonderful mountain air.
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
Wow, sounds goooood to me. I hope you've got a big enough dining table :)
--
Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
She only gets called names AFTER she starts. She is a very ignorant,
illiterate, ill tempered old woman.
But then again, being a two-faced animal abuser yourself, maybe the
two of you should go of an form your own group and leave cat lovers to
get on with cat loving.
--
Frank.
But Phil has showing he doesn't love cats. He has also shown himself
as a liar. Not the sort of man any self respecting woman would be
interested in.
--
Frank.
>Phil,its really nice ,here in Pennsylvania,
> Anapple
>
Not if you live there.
--
Frank.
>On Sat, 26 May 2001 06:30:42 -0400 (EDT), MHI...@webtv.net (Anapple)
>wrote:
>
>>Phil,its really nice ,here in Pennsylvania,
>> Anapple
>>
>Please. PLEASE take him, we don't want his sort in the UK.
Very true, if they took him his cat could be found a new home where it
could be happy for the rest of its life.
--
Frank.
Sherry
Sherry
> Hey.......you know what would rule? You know how some
>people with new babies have a diaper service? Well, I want a kitty
>litter changing service. I'll need one to come daily of course, and
>I'd like him to be yummy eye candy, with out any of that 'Plumber butt
>crack syndrome' thing going on.
>
> -bonbon
>
>
Hey, great idea! How about recruiting some of those *Chipendales dancers* to
come in and clean the boxes and entertain at the same time?!?! ;-) Might be a
whole new line of work out there, huh guys!!!!
Cyndy :)
>Hey, great idea! How about recruiting some of those *Chipendales dancers* to
>come in and clean the boxes and entertain at the same time?!?! ;-) Might be a
>whole new line of work out there, huh guys!!!!
There's a company in Edinburgh who arranges for your housework to be
done by, ahemmmm, nude men. Knowing what the physique of the average
Scotsman is (as displayed in the streets in this unseasonably hot
weather), I think it would probably be a waste of money. However, if
anyone wants to donate the fee I'll give the service a try and report
back...
Jen
As if you're giving Britain such a stellar reputation. Sheesh.
Jealousy rears its ugly head.
>Bonbon,I wish we lived next door to each other.I believe I would never
>grow old then, Anapple
>
LOL But Anapple, if we lived next door to each other, we may get
plump from all those yummy desserts we'll be trying out on each other.
Wait a minute... I'm getting a visual.........."Here you go, I baked
this just for you. And there's only 5 calories in the whole
thing........"
-bonbon (who refuses to grow up)
Pretty awesome actually.
>>LOL, I've no food allergies and I'm definitely a steak man :) The bed in the
>>guest-room sounds fine to me, and Collie would love to come if only the
>>European Pet Passport scheme could be extended to cover North America and
>>Canada. Mind you, she's scared of Yorkshire Terriers and Chihuahuas - I
>>wonder how she'd react to a full-grown grizzly bear :)
>>
>>I did a bit of a check on Tod Mountain and it sounds FANTASTIC. I love
>>mountains, but the only ski resort I've ever visited was in
>>Garmisch-Partenkirchen in the Bavarian Alps and then it was mid-summer and
>>there was no snow except right on the top of the peaks. Still it was nice to
>>walk up the grassy slopes and breathe that wonderful mountain air.
>>
>>--
>>Phil ,,,^.".^,,,
>>
>>
>Well, if you're a "steak man", you must come here to the south Central US.
>That's all they eat here. In fact, I have a herd of steaks-on-legs out in the
>pasture. My Bootsie 1 and Bootsie 2 (ok, yeah, I'm running out of names for the
>tuxedo rescues) can teach Callie how to become a "garden cat". A vegetable
>garden cat, that is. Their jobs are to catch grasshoppers and roll around in
>the dirt. (Of course, you may not want Callie fraternizing with the riff-raff
>garden cats). If so, she can stay inside with Frank and Yoda. They have
>impeccable house-cat manners and in the true southern style, would most
>graciously receive an international guest.
>
>Sherry
>
And lounge around on the porch sipping mint juleps in the afternoon
breeze?
Just remember Phil.......if Yoda is serving lunch, and fish is on the
menu, GO GET SHERRY ! ! !
The key there is to enjoy some copious quantities of single-malt before
they arrive. :)
Personally, as a guy, I'm still waiting for topless female barber shops. :)