SMITHSONIAN OFF OF ED CONRAD'S SHIT LIST

[Preston Duquene]

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WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- In
a special ceremony in front of the National
Museum of Natural History on Friday, the
Smithsonian Institution finally will get the
middle finger.
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Ed Conrad will give Wayne Clough, its
longtime Secretary, his petrified middle finger
that proves -- for once and for all -- that man
indeed is as old as coal.
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This is a neat picture of Ed's middle finger,
along with its second-cousin, a petrified toe
that he discovered only a few feet away.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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"Nobody likes getting the middle finger,
especially from other motorists, but we
here at the Smithsonian are delighted
and we're going to enjoy it very much,"
Clough probably will tell Sean Hannity in
an exclusive interview on Fox News.
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Ed, the greatest fossil finder in the
history of History, found these incredible
mind-boggling 280-million-year-old artifacts
while searching for empty beer and soda
cans along Route 54 near Mahanoy City,
Pa.
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Reportedly, he is seriously considering
donating the petrified toe to Stephen Hawking
so folks can rightfully say that The World's
Smartest Man does indeed have a part of
a foot in his mouth.
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< OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY
< HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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< HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
< after confirming fossil is a human skull
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested by
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered the
most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which documented
that they contain DRIED BLOOD.
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< OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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< WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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< EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genealogy/browse_thread/thread/140...
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http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org

< CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato