>Use a quack-pot
That Harry, he quacks me up.
AFLAC!
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curmudgeon & editor
"To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics
of a dope fiend with those of a miser."
- Robertson Davies
> Use a quack-pot
Remember that duck soup is best served with quackers.
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The TheatrElf
http://camera-ephemera.blogspot.com/
Another damned, thick, square book! Always scribble, scribble,
scribble! Eh, Mr. Gibbon?
>Use a quack-pot
Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
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> Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>>Use a quack-pot
>
> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
Seasoned with quacked pepper.
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Xjahn
The TheatrElf
http://camera-ephemera.blogspot.com/
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
>Use a quack-pot
"Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages but no duck and mix them
together. After one taste you'll duck soup for the rest of your life."
-Groucho Marx
-Chris Zakes
Texas
We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we
stop playing.
-Origin unknown
>Clovis Man <georg...@3lefties.com> wrote in
>news:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>
>> Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Use a quack-pot
>>
>> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>
>Seasoned with quacked pepper.
Accompanied by a quacked crab salad.
Just be careful when docking the gravy boat.
Don't want to make the water foul.
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>Use a quack-pot
But, then it'll leek!
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Jan. 20, 2009 - the end of an error
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Ree.
>>Use a quack-pot
The TheatrElf:
>Remember
>that duck soup
>is best served with quackers.
Humor most fowl... ;-)
(..and crumby;)
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And Quacker Oats
Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
signed
Dr QuackenBush
Are you any relations to Dr. Hackenbush, who never lost a case? (He
lost a lot of patients but he never lost a case.)
>On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>wrote:
>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>> > Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>
>> > > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> > >>Use a quack-pot
>>
>> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>
>> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>
>> And Quacker Oats
>
>Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
> signed
> Dr QuackenBush
No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
Peking duck.
Daffy's been sneaking around the henhouse after dark again, huh?
--
Rowan Hawthorn
"Occasionally, I'm callous and strange." - Willow Rosenberg, "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer"
>Mr Van Wau Wau <white...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>>wrote:
>>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > >>Use a quack-pot
>>>
>>> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>>
>>> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>>
>>> And Quacker Oats
>>
>>Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
>> signed
>> Dr QuackenBush
>No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
>Peking duck.
That duck better not be Peking in my bedroom!
He might see my wife's quack.
That would put her in a really fowl temper.
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Yeah, Elmer still can't hit the broad side of a barn.
i pray the duck puns will end:
our featheredones which art in pond, mallard be thy name.
thy kingfisher come, thy bill be fun, of mirth as it is in 7-11
The Drake, the Duckling and the Holy Spirit. Ra-men.
Magus Firecow