recycled Humor - The Internet vs the Penis
PhoenixWench
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard
to get any real work done.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think
that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
for fun most of the time.
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will
just do the same damn dumb things it did before.
It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this
interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's
hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread
viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too
much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size
and influence warrant.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it
will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I
do that?"
Some folks have it, some don't.
Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They
think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it
gives them power. They are wrong.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's
not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many
of those who don't have it would like to try it.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people
would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
--
PhoenixWench
Toleration is not the opposite of intolerance but the counterfeit of it.
Both are despotisms: the one assumes to itself the right of withholding
liberty of conscience, the other of granting it.
-- Thomas Paine, The Rights of Man
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David
<slySP...@hvc.rr.com> typed:
>The Internet is like a penis
>
[...]
>Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people
>would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
ROTFLOL.
--
David
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Wes Struebing
>The Internet is like a penis
>
<roflmao!>
--
Wes Struebing
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and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples,
promising liberty and justice for all.
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Old Prof. Otter
> On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:45:54 -0500, PhoenixWench
>
> >The Internet is like a penis
>
> <roflmao!>
> --
>
> Wes Struebing
> I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America,
> and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples,
> promising liberty and justice for all.
> Homepage:www.carpedementem.org
> linkedin profile:http://www.linkedin.com/in/wesstruebing
Lovely, Thanks,
'Otter
Purple
Posted this to another forum and one of the gentlemen there posted the
following:
And that gentle ladyfolks is what it's like to be in the head of a
male.