Ouch! God DAMN it!

Sarah Ehrett

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:32:25 PM11/18/09

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Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!

I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
uncuntrollably!

Uncle Vic

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:37:58 PM11/18/09

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I'll bet you've been doing Frankie Lee. His idea of oral sex includes a
knife, fork & spoon.

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Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
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Christopher A. Lee

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:53:57 PM11/18/09

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On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:37:58 -0600, Uncle Vic <add...@withheld.com>
wrote:

>One fine day in alt.atheism, Sarah Ehrett <conniel...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!
>>
>> I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
>> rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
>> month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
>> uncuntrollably!
>>
>>
>
>I'll bet you've been doing Frankie Lee. His idea of oral sex includes a
>knife, fork & spoon.

You forgot the turd.

Smiler

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Nov 19, 2009, 12:04:17 AM11/19/09

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No he didn't. He mentioned Frankie Lee by name.

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Pat Magroyne

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Nov 19, 2009, 2:58:47 PM11/19/09

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On Nov 18, 11:32 pm, Sarah Ehrett <connielingu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!

.

> I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up, tied with
> rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
> month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
> uncuntrollably!

I'm pretty sure that a plastic surgeon who specializes in that part of
the body could help.

Sister Sofonda Cox

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Nov 19, 2009, 5:42:02 PM11/19/09

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On Nov 18, 11:32 pm, Sarah Ehrett <connielingu...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Re: Ouch! God DAMN it!

Garanteed one way trip to Eternal hellfire and damnation.

> Ouch! I just stepped on my Labia Majora! Damn that hurts!

> I'm usually real good at keeping those Labia all rolled up,

{vomit!}

> tied with
> rope and tucked into my panties, but sometimes they slip out. Last
> month I tripped on them and broke my ankle! Also, my clit is twitchin
> uncuntrollably!

That ain't very ladylike. A godly Woman would never discuss such
things pubicly.

I suggest you have a nice long talk with The Lord. He can do Wonders.
He can Cure your ills. Do not delay Child.

Miss Jesus

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Nov 20, 2009, 8:34:11 PM11/20/09

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"Sarah Ehrett" <conniel...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:05502722-3ee6-4e3e...@x31g2000yqx.googlegroups.com...

Sorry you're having a bad day Sarah but I know two fellas who can help you
with that. Matt Moul*ton* is dying to learn more about labia majoris and
bobandcarole can give you some how to keep those peeflaps tidy "tips".

hth

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