Recycled Humor - seasonal job
PhoenixWench
Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an
Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."
You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy"
display.
You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka
truck full of fertilizer.
Cross dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new
"Jerry Springer" edition.
The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the
Giraffe.
Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you
jackknifed a Big Wheel.
Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a
leather bar.
Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- I'm on break."
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PhoenixWench
Toleration is not the opposite of intolerance but the counterfeit of it.
Both are despotisms: the one assumes to itself the right of withholding
liberty of conscience, the other of granting it.
-- Thomas Paine, The Rights of Man
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Wes Struebing
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Passed on! ROFL!
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Wes Struebing
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America,
and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples,
promising liberty and justice for all.
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Clothahump
> Reasons For Being Fired From Toys 'R' Us ...
>
> Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an
> Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."
>
> You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.
>
> Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy"
> display.
>
> You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka
> truck full of fertilizer.
>
> Cross dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new
> "Jerry Springer" edition.
>
> The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.
>
> Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.
>
> Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.
>
> Source of reefer smoke finally traced to "nostrils" of Geoffrey the
> Giraffe.
>
> Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you
> jackknifed a Big Wheel.
>
> Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a
> leather bar.
>
> Regardless of the question, you answer, "Bite me, kid -- I'm on break."
ROTFLMAO!! Too funny!
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