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Vicki PS

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Apr 6, 2010, 11:05:49 AM4/6/10
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Heard this on the ABC this afternoon:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm

Who'd a thunk it?

Vicki PS


Lydia Dustbin

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"Vicki PS" <vpstafford_snaily_optusnet_splot_com_splot_au> wrote in message
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> Heard this on the ABC this afternoon:
>
> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm
>
> Who'd a thunk it?
>
Hello, you.

So that's what has happened to my normal personality. It was transported
into that wombat. Ah well. Back to my burrow...

LdB


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On Wed, 07 Apr 2010 02:43:32 -0700, South China Blue Sea
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <1jgkqyq.oexkc4cnoptoN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:


>
>> "Lydia Dustbin" <marrowjam@[snip}blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> > > Heard this on the ABC this afternoon:
>> > >
>> > > http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm
>> > >
>> > > Who'd a thunk it?
>> > >
>> > Hello, you.
>> >
>> > So that's what has happened to my normal personality. It was transported
>> > into that wombat. Ah well. Back to my burrow...
>>

>> Red in tooth and claw.
>
>Green in gills.

Pus in boots

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Vicki PS

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Austen Tayshus (whom god preserve).

Vicki PS


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Rusty Hinge

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Apr 7, 2010, 10:00:17 AM4/7/10
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Sn!pe wrote:
> "Lydia Dustbin" <marrowjam@[snip}blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> Heard this on the ABC this afternoon:
>>>
>>> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm
>>>
>>> Who'd a thunk it?
>>>
>> Hello, you.
>>
>> So that's what has happened to my normal personality. It was transported
>> into that wombat. Ah well. Back to my burrow...
>
> Red in tooth and claw.

Les Caves de Wumpus.

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Rusty Hinge

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Apr 7, 2010, 10:01:47 AM4/7/10
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South China Blue Sea wrote:
> In article <1jgkqyq.oexkc4cnoptoN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> "Lydia Dustbin" <marrowjam@[snip}blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>> Heard this on the ABC this afternoon:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm
>>>>
>>>> Who'd a thunk it?
>>>>
>>> Hello, you.
>>>
>>> So that's what has happened to my normal personality. It was transported
>>> into that wombat. Ah well. Back to my burrow...
>> Red in tooth and claw.
>
> Green in gills.

South China Blue?

Is that a cheese or a butterfly?

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Rusty Hinge

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Apr 7, 2010, 10:08:02 AM4/7/10
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South China Blue Sea wrote:
> In article <4bbc6bb3$0$14643$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> Dustin Diamand (the rough cut mix).

Dustbin Hoffman in Goodbye to All That

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Apr 7, 2010, 12:58:06 PM4/7/10
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South China Blue Sea wrote:
> In article <hpi34g$imo$2...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> Why or?

Because I couldn't hack the thought of airborne fluttering blue cheeses.
Now the ones I used to make used to crawl, but that's natural.

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On Wed, 7 Apr 2010 20:27:45 +0100, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:

>Rusty Hinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>

>A subpontine silicaceous entity.

Asse?


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On Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:45:44 -0700, China Blue Lagoon
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <n7upr5hio352bl7f8...@4ax.com>,


> ®óñ© © ²°¹° <r...@spamall.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 7 Apr 2010 20:27:45 +0100, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Rusty Hinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>> >
>> >A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>>
>> Asse?
>

>Yellow in belly.

Bronzed in Belize

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On Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:57:44 -0700, China Blue Lagoon
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <1jgmj2e.1b6std315851riN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:


>
>> ®óñ© © "°'° <r...@spamall.com> wrote:
>>
>> > >> >> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>> > >> >
>> > >> >A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>> > >>
>> > >> Asse?
>> > >
>> > >Yellow in belly.
>> >
>> > Bronzed in Belize
>>

>> Tone in Tuscany
>
>A flat in Tuscany.
>
>Bee hive in Kansas.
>
>See houses in Tokyo.
>
>Dee sings in Manhattan.

UK gone to Buggery

Lydia Dustbin

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>>>>>>>> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/06/2865005.htm
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Who'd a thunk it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hello, you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So that's what has happened to my normal personality. It was
>>>>>>> transported
>>>>>>> into that wombat. Ah well. Back to my burrow...
>>>>>> Red in tooth and claw.
>>>>> Green in gills.
>>>> Pus in boots
>>> Austen Tayshus (whom god preserve).
>> Dustin Diamand (the rough cut mix).
>
> Dustbin Hoffman in Goodbye to All That
>
Tails of Hoffmann - a real wag.

LdB


Lydia Dustbin

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"®óñ© © ²°¹°" <r...@spamall.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> > >> >> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>>> > >> >
>>> > >> >A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>>> > >>
>>> > >> Asse?
>>> > >
>>> > >Yellow in belly.
>>> >
>>> > Bronzed in Belize
>>>
>>> Tone in Tuscany
>>
>>A flat in Tuscany.
>>
>>Bee hive in Kansas.
>>
>>See houses in Tokyo.
>>
>>Dee sings in Manhattan.
>
> UK gone to Buggery
>

Wilde's gone to America

LdB


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Apr 8, 2010, 8:38:35 AM4/8/10
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This little piggy's gone to market

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On Thu, 8 Apr 2010 13:16:50 +0100, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
wrote:

>China Blue Lagoon <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

>> > >>> > >> >> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>> > >>> > >> >
>> > >>> > >> >A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>> > >>> > >>
>> > >>> > >> Asse?
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >Yellow in belly.
>> > >>> >
>> > >>> > Bronzed in Belize
>> > >>>
>> > >>> Tone in Tuscany
>> > >>
>> > >>A flat in Tuscany.
>> > >>
>> > >>Bee hive in Kansas.
>> > >>
>> > >>See houses in Tokyo.
>> > >>
>> > >>Dee sings in Manhattan.
>> > >
>> > > UK gone to Buggery
>> > >
>> > Wilde's gone to America
>>

>> Some Navajo indians that moved to Minnesota now do their sand painting
>> ceremonies in a St Paul hogan.
>
>Everybody's got to be somewhere

over the Rainbow.

Lydia Dustbin

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Apr 8, 2010, 8:51:43 AM4/8/10
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"®óñ© © ²°¹°" <r...@spamall.com> wrote in message
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>>>>> > >> >> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>>>>> > >> >
>>>>> > >> >A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>>>>> > >> Asse?
>>>>> > >Yellow in belly.
>>>>> > Bronzed in Belize
>>>>> Tone in Tuscany
>>>>A flat in Tuscany.
>>>>Bee hive in Kansas.
>>>>See houses in Tokyo.
>>>>
>>>>Dee sings in Manhattan.
>>>
>>> UK gone to Buggery
>>>
>>Wilde's gone to America
>
> This little piggy's gone to market
>
The Big Bad Wolf has gone to the dogs.

LdB


Rusty Hinge

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Sn!pe wrote:

> ��� � "�'� <r...@spamall.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>>>>> A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>>>> Asse?
>>> Yellow in belly.
>> Bronzed in Belize
>
> Tone in Tuscany

No I'm not.

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Rusty Hinge

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Apr 8, 2010, 12:18:15 PM4/8/10
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This little mig's on the parquet

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On Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:53:22 -0700, China Blue Lagoon
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <0hjrr5dt8ngebh1ub...@4ax.com>,

>Bringing home the bacon.

Shakespeare's Child

Trotter the Frotteur, the rotter

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On Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:54:24 -0700, China Blue Lagoon
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <akjrr559lbhoaimo2...@4ax.com>,

>Everyone's gone to the moon.

Not me, Sunshine.

I'm here with these Chickens and Scolopacidae

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Rusty Hinge

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I don't like shellfish much.

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Apr 8, 2010, 2:32:05 PM4/8/10
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China Blue Lagoon wrote:
> In article <hpkvbo$a6j$2...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> Rusty Hinge <rusty...@foobar.girolle.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Sn!pe wrote:

>>> ®óñ© © "°'° <r...@spamall.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>> Is that a cheese or a butterfly?
>>>>>>> A subpontine silicaceous entity.
>>>>>> Asse?
>>>>> Yellow in belly.
>>>> Bronzed in Belize
>>> Tone in Tuscany
>> No I'm not.
>
> Are you frayed?

Accordion

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The foreplay takes forever, innit?

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On Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:21:44 -0700, China Blue Lagoon
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <ps4sr5dod2hhv26ac...@4ax.com>,

>So you brought her?

I sought her, caught her, bought her, fought her and taught her

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Vicki PS

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"China Blue Lagoon" <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> In article <hpl77m$50j$1...@news.eternal-september.org>,
> Mussels from Bruselles.

Bananas in pyjamas


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Be careful what you wish for!


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Vicki PS

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"Goodbye, China Blue Sky" <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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.
>> >
>> > Mussels from Bruselles.
>>
>> Bananas in pyjamas
>
> Yes, we have no pajamas,
> we have no pajamas tonight.

You say pajamas, and I say pajamas


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On Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:40:21 +0100, ®óñ© © ²°¹° <r...@spamall.com>
wrote:

Weigh a pie

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"when come back, bring pie ..."

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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:34:56 +0100, Humbug <hum...@tofee.net> wrote:

>>>> > >>> > >Yellow in belly.
>>>> > >>> >
>>>> > >>> > Bronzed in Belize
>>>> > >>>
>>>> > >>> Tone in Tuscany
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >>A flat in Tuscany.
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >>Bee hive in Kansas.
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >>See houses in Tokyo.
>>>> > >>
>>>> > >>Dee sings in Manhattan.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > UK gone to Buggery
>>>> > >
>>>> > Wilde's gone to America
>>>>
>>>> Some Navajo indians that moved to Minnesota now do their sand painting
>>>> ceremonies in a St Paul hogan.
>>>
>>>Everybody's got to be somewhere
>>
>>over the Rainbow.
>
>Weigh a pie

Oh Wye can't Eye?

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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:52:54 +0100, sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe)
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>Goodbye, China Blue Sky <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> > Weigh a pie
>>
>> Which is heavier? A ton of pie, a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks?
>
>Mmm, pie. When come back, bring pie.

And a pocketful of rye

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On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:59:12 -0700, "Goodbye, China Blue Sky"
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <1jgul17.16bsenq1509dr8N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,


> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Goodbye, China Blue Sky <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> > > > > Weigh a pie
>> > > >
>> > > > Which is heavier? A ton of pie, a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks?
>> > >
>> > > Mmm, pie. When come back, bring pie.
>> >

>> > Chocolate cream pipe with five inches of whipped cream on top.
>>
>> The office ladies where I used to work called those "cum buns".
>
>Orgasmistically delicious.

Carefully crafted by Master Bakers

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Goodbye, China Blue Sky wrote:
> In article <1jgul17.16bsenq1509dr8N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
>> Goodbye, China Blue Sky <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>> Weigh a pie
>>>>> Which is heavier? A ton of pie, a ton of feathers, or a ton of bricks?
>>>> Mmm, pie. When come back, bring pie.
>>> Chocolate cream pipe with five inches of whipped cream on top.
>> The office ladies where I used to work called those "cum buns".
>
> Orgasmistically delicious.

I've never worn one of those.

Oh, as you were, *NOT* cummerbund.

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