Message from discussion the narssist in me..sorry can't spell it..damb!!

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From: "Ned Ludd" <nedl...@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: alt.buddha.short.fat.guy
Subject: Re: the narssist in me..sorry can't spell it..damb!!
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2001 09:07:55 -0500
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Mr. Minkfoot <minkf...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
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Ned:
>> AND, I'm worth my weight in saltpeter!

Luke:
> Gosh durn, so close!  If that was still in the 2nd person, and on
> the other side of your name, I'd be in a sig file.  One more life
> goal that won't be fulfilled today.
> Actually, I've become less enthusiastic about your saltpeterness:
> Upon reflection, belly button lint can be pretty darn sexy.
> (depending, of course, on the belly button).

Ned:
> Not if it's flecked with dead mites and sweat nurdles.
> (Shall we go for a DECADE of celibacy?)

MF:
> Dead mites are hardly a turnoff. But "sweat nurdles"?
> Please define.
>

  A 'nurdle' (though the dictionaries are lagging behind on this word)
is a tiny, compacted, crud nodule.  Sweat, body oil, dead flakes of
skin, various fauna that inhabit the surface of humans (the average
American has as many separate BEINGS living on his or her skin as
there are human beings living in America [about a quarter of a billion],
all of this rolled up in tiny balls of STUFF is what I was referring
to as "sweat nurdles".

> And I bet only sissies would get turned off for more than the time
> to the next glance at a favored sex object. Amazing how that can
> push everything else out, just like a trained, self-cleaning navel.
>

  Well, Nagarjuna suggested that we should think of them as large bags
of filth and shit.

  Doesn't work.

                                                      Ned

(A self-cleaning navel.  Now THERE'S a thought!)