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Love

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Nov 17, 2009, 1:08:10 AM11/17/09
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New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
open any cans.

BTW Kirsten, my cow-orkers find your enthusiasm for
Americanisms most amusing. I think I will try to
trick our British cow-orker into saying something
like "that critter just unloaded an entire can of
whoop-ass onto that poor varmint". Naturally I
wouldn't do that without making sure the rest of us
had oxygen masks handy.


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Love

May Shai-Hulud clear the path before you.

bonfils

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Nov 17, 2009, 12:37:15 PM11/17/09
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pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in news:e1bd9$4b023dca$4038ecbe$940
@PRIMUS.CA:

> New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
> open any cans.

Roger.

And don't worry - my latest reply in the religion thread is lame. I guess
isolated rants are more my thing...

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bonfils
http://kim.bonfils.com
To send me a massage, please remove your.underwear

Love

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Nov 18, 2009, 5:12:53 AM11/18/09
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In article <Xns9CC6BD7B...@94.75.244.51>,
k...@bonfils.your.underwear.com says...

>
>pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in news:e1bd9$4b023dca$4038ecbe$940
>@PRIMUS.CA:
>
>> New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
>> open any cans.
>
>Roger.
>
>And don't worry - my latest reply in the religion thread is lame. I guess
>isolated rants are more my thing...

:) My best ones all take place inside my car.

bonfils

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Nov 18, 2009, 4:05:20 PM11/18/09
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pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in
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> In article <Xns9CC6BD7B...@94.75.244.51>,
> k...@bonfils.your.underwear.com says...
>>
>>pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in
>>news:e1bd9$4b023dca$4038ecbe$940 @PRIMUS.CA:
>>
>>> New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
>>> open any cans.
>>
>>Roger.
>>
>>And don't worry - my latest reply in the religion thread is lame. I
>>guess isolated rants are more my thing...
>
>:) My best ones all take place inside my car.

If it's while you're driving, I'm so jealous.
I'm such a lousy driver, I have to focus my full attention on driving. If I
ranted, I'd crash and burn...

Love

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Nov 18, 2009, 10:18:10 PM11/18/09
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In article <Xns9CC7E0CA...@94.75.244.51>,
k...@bonfils.your.underwear.com says...
>
>pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in
>news:23810$4b03c8a5$4038ecbe$15...@PRIMUS.CA:
>
>> In article <Xns9CC6BD7B...@94.75.244.51>,
>> k...@bonfils.your.underwear.com says...
>>>
>>>pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote in
>>>news:e1bd9$4b023dca$4038ecbe$940 @PRIMUS.CA:
>>>
>>>> New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
>>>> open any cans.
>>>
>>>Roger.
>>>
>>>And don't worry - my latest reply in the religion thread is lame. I
>>>guess isolated rants are more my thing...
>>
>>:) My best ones all take place inside my car.
>
>If it's while you're driving, I'm so jealous.
>I'm such a lousy driver, I have to focus my full attention on driving. If I
>ranted, I'd crash and burn...

You're probably the kind of driver that inspires my rants.
Quite a few of them contain sentiments such as "if you're
afraid of your car take the bus".

daletx

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Nov 19, 2009, 3:32:10 PM11/19/09
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I tend toward "you promised to drive when you pulled out here" and "if
it's too big for you to drive, leave it at home".

Plus, of course, the ever-popular "HANG UP AND DRIVE, IDIOT!"

DT

Kirsten

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Nov 19, 2009, 8:50:31 PM11/19/09
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Heh, it is probably the curse of working for a company which has a
bunch of Americans running it.

I find adding the word "ass" following unfavourable adjectives helps
me communicate with them.

So, it's not a stupid idea, it's a stupid-ass idea. It's not a long
meeting, it's a long-ass meeting.

Best-ass wishes
Kirsten

Love

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Nov 19, 2009, 9:57:29 PM11/19/09
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In article <fd4f297c-c40c-453f...@j19g2000yqk.googlegroups.com>,
kir...@hotmail.com says...

>
>On 17 Nov, 06:08, pho...@address.for.spam (Love) wrote:
>> New round of elderly relative problems, no time to
>> open any cans.
>>
>> BTW Kirsten, my cow-orkers find your enthusiasm for
>> Americanisms most amusing. =A0I think I will try to

>> trick our British cow-orker into saying something
>> like "that critter just unloaded an entire can of
>> whoop-ass onto that poor varmint". =A0Naturally I

>> wouldn't do that without making sure the rest of us
>> had oxygen masks handy.
>>
>> --
>> Love
>>
>> May Shai-Hulud clear the path before you.
>
>Heh, it is probably the curse of working for a company which has a
>bunch of Americans running it.
>
>I find adding the word "ass" following unfavourable adjectives helps
>me communicate with them.
>
>So, it's not a stupid idea, it's a stupid-ass idea. It's not a long
>meeting, it's a long-ass meeting.

Soon you will be able to move among them invisibly!

Love

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Nov 20, 2009, 1:23:41 AM11/20/09
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In article <he49q...@news7.newsguy.com>, dal...@gnusguy.com says...

Oh yes!

We are starting our ban on using non-handsfree cellphones
(and other like gadgets such as iPods). For now the cops
are just handing out warnings but I think I've already
noted a decrease in people wandering from lane to lane or
failing to notice that they are turning into the traffic
on a one-way street.

Wilson

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Nov 20, 2009, 5:48:57 PM11/20/09
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Except for that sweet British accent!

--
Wilson
http://puddinheadwilson.tumblr.com/


daletx

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Nov 20, 2009, 10:02:22 PM11/20/09
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I believe over here that's known as a sweet-ass British accent...

DT

Kirsten

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Nov 22, 2009, 10:29:13 AM11/22/09
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daletx wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Heh, it is probably the curse of working for a company which has a
>>>> bunch of Americans running it.
>>>>
>>>> I find adding the word "ass" following unfavourable adjectives helps
>>>> me communicate with them.
>>>>
>>>> So, it's not a stupid idea, it's a stupid-ass idea. It's not a long
>>>> meeting, it's a long-ass meeting.
>>>
>>> Soon you will be able to move among them invisibly!
>>
>> Except for that sweet British accent!
>
> I believe over here that's known as a sweet-ass British accent...
>
> DT

Heh it so is.

Best wishes
Kirsten

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