Chew on this awhile...
TC3
--
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
TC3
"MadCøw®" <m...@the.cows> wrote in message
news:3a9837f...@chicago.usenetserver.com...
> §unkisssed® <ø> Once said...
>
> >Dammit, more than 3 lines long <moving on>.....LOL
>
> Thou art a wussy...lol
> MádCøw
>
> "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather,
> not screaming and yelling like his passengers."
>
Justa Hillbilly
"MadCøw®" said.......
> 1961 was the most recent year that could be written upside-down and
> rightside-up and appear the same. The next year that this will be possible
> will be 6009!
>
> 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong
cover.
>
> 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
>
> A 17th-century Swedish philologist claimed that in the Garden of Eden God
> spoke Swedish, Adam spoke Danish, and the serpent spoke French.
>
> A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.
>
> A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows.
>
> A Flemish artist is responsible for the world's smallest paintings in
> history. It is a picture of a miller and his mill, and it was painted onto
> a grain of corn.
>
> A group of crows is called a murder.
>
> A group of officers is called a mess.
>
> A hamlet is a village without a church and a town is not a city until it
> has a cathedral.
>
> A hydrodaktulpsychicharmonica is a variety of musical glasses.
>
> A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox car can be flattened into a
> sheet the size of a tennis court.
>
> A necropsy is an autopsy on animals.
>
> A poem written to celebrate a wedding is called a epithalamium.
>
> A scholar who studies the Marquis de Sade is called a Sadian not a Sadist.
>
> According to Douglas Adams, a Salween is the faint taste of dishwashing
> liquid in a cup of fresh tea.
>
> According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
>
> All Hebrew originating names that end with the letters el have something
to
> do with God.
>
> Alma mater means bountiful mother.
>
> Amphibious is based upon Greek words that mean living a double life and
> amphibians live in both land and water.
>
> An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
>
> Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of
> your mouth.
>
> Arnold Schonberg suffered from triskaidecphobia, the fear of the number
13.
> He died 13 minutes from midnight on Friday the 13th.
>
> Ballroom dancing is a major at Brigham University.
>
> Before the turn of the century, the papers were called Tabloids,
> Chronicles, Gazettes, etc. Most had local stories and far away stories
were
> quite old as it took awhile for stories to travel ( and of course they
were
> subject to changes from hand to hand. With the event of the teletype,
> stories could be broadcast all over at unheard of speed. Several of the
> papers started carrying a section with stories from all over - North,
East,
> West, & South and that's why they are called Newspapers.
>
> Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language with three consecutive
> double letters.
>
> Chevrolet tried marketing a Chevrolet Nova in Spanish speaking countries -
> it didn't sell well because NOVA means "doesn't go" in Spanish.
>
> Clans long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without
> killing them use to burn down their houses--hence the expression get
fired.
>
> Claustrophobia is the fear of small spaces.
>
> Cleveland spelled backwards is DNA level C.
>
> Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
>
> Corduroy comes from the French, cord du roi or cloth of the king.
>
> Degringolade means to fall and disintegrate.
>
> Dendrology is the study of trees.
>
> Dibble means to drink like a duck.
>
> Dr. Seuss coined the word nerd in his 1950 book "If I Ran The Zoo."
>
> Dr. Seuss pronounced his name so that it would rhyme with rejoice.
>
> Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters m and t.
>
> During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, Red
> Vineyard at Arles.
>
> Dutch painter Vincent Van Gogh cut off his left ear. His Self-portrait
with
> the Bandaged Ear shows the right one bandaged because he painted the
mirror
> image.
>
> EEG stands for Electroencephalogram.
>
> EMI stands for ' Electrical and Musical Instruments'.
>
> Entomophobia is the fear of insects.
>
> Eosophobia is the fear of dawn.
>
> Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a 50,000 word novel Gatsby without any word
> containing "e."
>
> Ever wonder where the phrase two bits came from? Some coins used in the
> American colonies before the Revolutionary War were Spanish dollars, which
> could be cut into pieces, or bits. Since two pieces equaled one-fourth
> dollar, the expression two bits came into being as a name for 25 cents.
>
> Ever wonder where the term Work Smarter...Not Harder originated? Allan F.
> Mogensen, the creator of Work Simplification, coined the phrase in the
> 1930's. The 1990's equivalent term is probably Business Process
> Reengineering.
>
> Every minute 47 bibles are sold or distributed throughout the world.
>
> Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as
> does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic.
>
> For much of the way, the Lewis and Clark expedition was led by a woman,
> Sacagawea, a Shoshone Indian. That's where that saying came from... Behind
> every successful man, there is a woman with a road map.
>
> Forget-me-not: According to German legend this flower gets its name from
> the last words of a knight, who was drowned while trying to pick some from
> the riverside for his lady.
>
> Ghosts appear in 4 Shakespearian plays; Julius Caesar, Richard III, Hamlet
> and Macbeth.
>
> Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he
> had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.
>
> Great Britain was the first county to issue postage stamps. Hence, the
> postage stamps of Britain are the only stamps in the world not to bear the
> name of the country of origin. However, every stamp carries a relief image
> or a silhouette of the monarch's head instead.
>
> Groaking is to watch people eating in hopes that they will offer you some.
>
> Ham radio operators got the term ham coined from the expression ham-fisted
> operators a term used to describe early radio users who sent Morse code
> (i.e pounded their fists).
>
> Happy as a clam is from the expression happy as a clam at high tide. Clams
> are only harvested when the tide is out.
>
> Hara kiri is an impolite way of saying the Japanese word seppuku which
> means, literally, belly splitting.
>
> Hawaiian words do not contain consonant clusters. For example, Kahlua is
> not a hawaiian word.
>
> Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone and hydroxydeoxycorticosterones are the
largest
> anagrams.
>
> I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>
> If each count were one second long, it would take about twelve days to
> count to a million and thirty-two years to count to a billion.
>
> If you look carefully at the picture of Mona Lisa, you will notice a
bridge
> in the background.
>
> Ignoramus: The grand jury used to write ignoramus on the back of
> indictments not found or not to be sent to court. This was often
> constructed as an indication of the stupidity of the jury, hence its
> present meaning.
>
> In England, in the 1880's pants was considered a dirty word.
>
> In English, four is the only digit that has the same number of letters as
> its value.
>
> In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into
> Schweppes Toilet Water.
>
> In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a
watch
> is 10:10.
>
> In Papua New Guinea, there are villages within five miles of each other
> which speak different languages.
>
> In the 40's, the Bich pen was changed to Bic for fear that Americans would
> pronounce it 'Bitch.'
>
> In the Philippines, MABUHAY means Hello.
>
> It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James
> Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the
> first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
>
> It is impossible to drown and not die. Technically the term 'drowning'
> refers to the process of taking water into the lungs, not to death caused
> by that process.
>
> Jet lag was once called boat lag, before there were jets.
>
> Karoke means empty orchestra in Japanese.
>
> Kemo Sabe means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
>
> Naked means to be unprotected-Nude means unclothed.
>
> Polish is the only word in the English language that when capitalized is
> changed from a noun or a verb to a nationality.
>
> Quisling is the only word in the English language to start with quis.
>
> Race car is a palindrome.
>
> Spain literally means 'the land of rabbits.'
>
> Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only The left hand.
>
> Strange-but-real college courses offered:advanced cereal science,
amusement
> park administration, clay wheel throwing, fatherhood & soil judging.
>
> The (you are here arrow) on a map is called the IDEO locator.
>
> The infinity character on the keyboard is called a lemniscate.
>
> The monastic hours are matins, lauds, prime, tierce, sext, nones, vespers
> and compline.
>
> The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the plague.
> Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around
> the rosey...), these sores would smell very badly so common folk would put
> flowers on their bodies somewhere(inconspicuously), so that it would cover
> the smell of the sores (....pocket full of poseys..), People who died from
> the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the
> disease (...ashes, ashes we all fall down!).
>
> THE PRACTICIONER, a British medical journal, has determined that bird-
> watching may be hazardous to your health. The magazine, in fact, has
> officially designated bird-watching a hazardous hobby, after documenting
> the death of a weekend bird-watcher who became so immersed in his subject
> that he grew oblivious to his surroundings and consequently was eaten by a
> crocodile.
>
> The slang word crap comes from T. Crapper, the man who invented the modern
> toilet.
>
> Three dog night (attributed to Australian Aborigines) came about because
on
> especially cold nights these nomadic people needed three dogs to keep from
> freezing.
>
> Underground is the only word in the English language that begins and ends
> with the letters und.
>
> Zorro means fox in Spanish.
>
> 53,312 inmate lawsuits were filed nationwide in 1995.
>
> A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not
> inside the house.
>
> According to British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was
a
> capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
>
> Christmas was once illegal in England.
>
> Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood
> donors.
>
> George Washington is the only man whose birthday is a legal holiday in
> every state of the U.S as of a few years ago.
>
> Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states.
>
> In a tradition dating to the begining of the Westminster system of
> government, the bench in the middle of a Westminster parliarment is two
and
> a half sword lengths long. This was so the government and oppositon
> couldn't have a go at each other if it all got a bit heated
>
> In Alaska it is illegal to shoot at a moose from the window of an
aeroplane
> or other flying vehicle.
>
> In Baltimore USA it is illegal to wash or scrub a sink regardless of how
> dirty it is.
>
> In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
>
> In England during Queen Victoria's reign, it was illegal to be a
homosexual
> but not a lesbian. The reason being that when the Queen was approving the
> law she wouldn't believe that women would do that.
>
> In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on
> Sundays.
>
> In Italy, it is illegal to make coffins out of anything except nutshells
or
> wood.
>
> In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of
a
> private home.
>
> In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket.
>
> In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
>
> In the UK, there is no act of parliament making it illegal to commit
> murder. Murder is only illegal due to legal precedent.
>
> It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
>
> It is illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Saskatchewan.
>
> It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
>
> It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland.
>
> It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in
Switzerland.
>
> Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a
> man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight
> rates.
>
> Pennsylvania was the first colony to legalize witchcraft.
>
> 15 million blood cells are destroyed in the human body every second.
>
> 3,000 teens start smoking a day.
>
> 314 Americans had buttock lift surgery in 1995.
>
> 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
>
> 50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells
> all while you have been reading this sentence.
>
> 75% of people wash from top to bottom in the shower.
>
> 85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube.
>
> A 5ft 5 inch tall 27-year old woman weighing 374 pounds outflabbed 1,000
> competitors to win the title of fattest woman in China. Her prize - a
> supply of diet food.
>
> A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
>
> A jogger's heel strikes the ground 1,500 times per mile.
>
> A lifetime supply of all the vitamins you need weighs only about eight
> ounces.
>
> A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.
>
> A new born baby breathes five times faster than an adult man.
>
> A noisy restaurant is 100,000 times as loud as a watch ticking. Rock
> concert is 1,000,000,000 times as loud. Loud headphones 10,000,000,000.
> Shotgun blast 1,000,000,000,000.
>
> A pack-day smoker will approx. lose 2 teeth every ten years.
>
> A person at rest generates as much heat as a 100-watt light bulb.
>
> A person breathes 7 quarts of air every minute.
>
> A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For example, if
> a strong-tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry tongue, the taste
> buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added
and
> the salt is dissolved, a definite taste sensation results.
>
> A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.
> Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few
> weeks.
>
> A red-haired man is more likely to go bald than anyone else.
>
> A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.
>
> A Sphygmomanometer measures blood pressure.
>
> A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
>
> About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.
>
> About one third of American adults are at least 20 percent above their
> recommended weight.
>
> According to acupuncturists, there is a point on the head that you can
> press to control your appetite. It is located in the hollow just in front
> of the flap of the ear.
>
> After 27 years, Betty Rubble made her debut as a Flinstone Vitamin in
1996.
>
> After human death, post-mortem rigidity starts in the head and travels to
> the feet, and leaves the same way it came--head to toe.
>
> An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
>
> Babies are born without kneecaps. They do not appear until the child
> reaches 2-6 years of age.
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>
> Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
> recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
>
> Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to
light.
>
> Blood is such a good stain that Native Americans used it for a paint.
>
> Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive.
>
> Boys who have unusual first names are more likely to have mental problems
> than boys with conventional names. Girls don't seem to have this problem.
>
> By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.
>
> By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in
> quicksand.
>
> Canada declared national beauty contests canceled as of 1992, claiming
they
> were degrading to women.
>
> Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster
> than the rest of us.
>
> Children grow faster in the springtime than they do the rest of the year.
>
> Devoid of its cells and proteins, human blood has the same general makeup
> as seawater.
>
> During a 24-hour period, the average human will breathe 23,040 times.
>
> During a lifetime, one person generates more than 1,000 pounds of red
blood
> cells.
>
> During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is
reduced.
>
> Each square inch of human skin contains seventy-two feet of nerves.
>
> Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
>
> Every person has a unique tongue print.
>
> Every two thousand frowns create one wrinkle.
>
> Experiments conducted in Germany and at the University of Southampton in
> England show that even mild and incidental noises cause the pupils of the
> eyes to dilate. It is believed that this is why surgeons, watchmakers, and
> others who perform delicate manual operations are so bothered by noise.
The
> sounds cause their pupils to change focus and blur their vision.
>
> Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
>
> Fluoridated toothpaste came about as the result of a discovery made in
> Naples, Italy in 1802, when local dentists noticed yellowish-brown spots
on
> their patient's teeth - but no cavities. Subsequent examination revealed
> that high levels of fluoride in the water caused the spots and prevented
> tooth decay, and that less fluoride protected teeth without causing the
> spots. It took a while for the discovery to be implemented; the first U.S.
> fluoridated water tests didn't take place until 1915, and Crest, the first
> toothpaste with fluoride in it didn't hit stores until 1956.
>
> Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.
>
> From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size.
>
> Half of all people who have ever smoked have now quit.
>
> Hay fever is the sixth most prevalent chronic condition in the United
> States.
>
> Heroin is derived from the opium poppy, Papaver Somniferum, which means
the
> poppy that brings sleep.
>
> Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.
>
> Human blood travels 60,000 miles per day on its journey through the
> arteries, arterioles and capillaries and back through the venules and
> veins.
>
> Humans are the only primates that do not have pigment in the palms of
their
> hands.
>
> If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon
> dioxide poisoning before you die of oxygen deprivation.
>
> If you combined all the muscles in an average human in to one muscle, the
> force it would be capable of producing is about 2,000 tonnes.
>
> If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
> to create an atomic bomb.
>
> If you go blind in one eye you only lose about one fifth of your vision,
> but all your sense of depth.
>
> If you have a tapeworm in your stomach, it will come up while you're
asleep
> to lick the salt off your lips.
>
> If you lock you knees while standing long enough, you will pass out.
>
> If you suffer from polythelia, you have three nipples.
>
> If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated
because
> there's no air pressure.
>
> If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon wil
> be about three statute miles away.
>
> If your mouth were completely dry, you wouldn't be able to taste anything.
>
> In a lifetime, we replace our skin approximately 1000 times.
>
> In Michagan, USA, a man legally owns his wife's hair.
>
> Ingrown toe nails are hereditary.
>
> It's impossible to have grey eyes.
>
> It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
>
> Just a moderate sunburn can cause such damage to the blood vessels that it
> takes three to ten months for them to return to their normal condition.
>
> Ketchup was once used as a medecine in the United States. In the 1830's it
> was sold as Dr. Miles Compound Extract of Tomato.
>
> Most humans can guess someone's sex with 95 percent accuracy just by
> smelling their breath.
>
> Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
>
> Smelling bananas or green apples can help you lose weight.
>
> You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
>
> 2,000 pounds of space dust and other space debris fall on the Earth
> everyday.
>
> 99% of the solar system mass is concentrated in the sun.
>
> A person from Glasgow is called a Glaswegian.
>
> A quarter of Russia is covered by forest.
>
> A sizable oak tree, during the typical growing season, gives off 28,000
> gallons of moisture.
>
> All gondolas in Venice, Italy must be painted black, unless they belong to
> a high official.
>
> Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of
development,
> India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion
> in the early 17th Century.
>
> American astronauts must be under 6 feet.
>
> Angel Falls in Venezuela is the world's highest waterfall, at 3,212 feet
> (979 m).
>
> Antarctica has no native population.
>
> Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea
> level.
>
> Antarctica's residents are scientific and support staffs who usually stay
> no more than a year at a time.
>
> Approximately 1/3 of the Earth's land surface is desert.
>
> At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail all the way around the world.
>
> At the nearest point, Russia and America are less than 4 km apart.
>
> Australia is the richest source of mineral sands in the world.
>
> Because of a large orbital eccentricity, Pluto was closer to the sun than
> Neptune between January 1979 and March 1999.
>
> Because of heavy traffic congestion, Julius Caesar banned all wheeled
> vehicles from Rome during daylight hours.
>
> Because of the salt content of the Dead Sea, it is difficult to dive below
> its surface.
>
> Bird droppings are chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western
> Pacific.
>
> Britain's shortest river is the Brun which runs through Burnley in
> Lancashire.
>
> China's largest city is Shanghai.
>
> City with the most Roll Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
>
> Cuba is the only island in the Caribbean to have a railroad.
>
> Cyprus has a map on its flag.
>
> Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family
> names.
>
> Devon is the only county in Great Britain to have two coasts.
>
> Dominica, Mexico, Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their
> flags.
>
> England is smaller than New England.
>
> Every year, Mexico City sinks about 10 inches.
>
> French speaking residents of Belgium are called Walloons.
>
> If the Earth was smooth, the ocean would cover the entire surface to a
> depth of 12,000 feet.
>
> If you told someone that they were one in a million, you'd be saying there
> were 1,800 of them in China.
>
> If you travel across the Russia, you will cross seven time zones.
>
> In 1825, Upper Peru became Bolivia.
>
> In 1845, ice shipped to Tallahassee cost $1 per pound.
>
> In 1892, Italy raised the minimum age for marriage for girls to 12.
>
> In 1990, Engineers digging a railway tunnel under the English Channel
broke
> through the last dividing rock and joined Britain to mainland Europe for
> the first time since the Ice Age.
>
> In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their
> finals.
>
> In Brazil, Christmas is celebrated with fireworks.
>
> In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie-
> the-Pooh.
>
> In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
>
> In France, there's a place called Y.
>
> In May 1948, Mt Ruapehu and Mt Ngauruhoe, both in New Zealand, erupted
> simultaneously.
>
> In space you cannot cry because there is no gravity to make the tears
flow.
>
> In the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a
> cigarette.
>
> In the Arctic, the sun sometimes appears to be square.
>
> In the Caribbean, there are oysters that can climb trees.
>
> In the Durango desert, in Mexico, there's a creepy spot called the Zone of
> Silence. You can't pick up clear TV or radio signals. And locals say
> fireballs sometimes appear in the sky.
>
> In the Scottish Hebrides, an island is defined as being an island only if
> it is big enough to sustain 1 sheep.
>
> In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.
>
> Kilauea (in Hawaii) is generally regarded as the world's most active
> volcano.
>
> Olympus Mons is the largest volcano in our solar system. All the moons of
> the solar system are named after Greek and Roman mythology, except the
> moons of Uranus which are named after Shakesperean characters.
>
> There is a city called Rome in every continent.
>
> 203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
>
> 26 billion dollars in ransom has been paid out in the U.S. in the past 20
> years.
>
> 277 medical institutions in the United States operate an organ transplant
> program.
>
> 60% of all U.S. potato products originate in Idaho.
>
> 7.5 tons of gold is used each year in the United States to make class
> rings.
>
> 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.
>
> 97% of all paper money in the U.S. contain traces of cocaine.
>
> According to the recruitment code of the U.S. Navy, anyone bearing an
> obscene and indecent tattoo will be rejected.
>
> Alaska is the only state without a state motto.
>
> All of the cobble stones that used to line the streets in New York were
> originally weighting stones put in the hulls of Belgian ships to keep an
> even keel.
>
> America once used a five-cent bill.
>
> Americans pay over $30,500 federal,state,and local taxes every second.
>
> Because of its size, the Pentagon operates much like a small city; it has
> it's own shopping mall, bank, power plant, water and sewage facilities,
> fire station, police force, fast food restaurants and a mayor.
>
> Before 1863, postal service in the United States was free.
>
> Christmas became a national holiday in the U.S. in 1890.
>
> City with the highest per capita viewership of television evangelists:
> Washington DC
>
> Columbia University is the second largest land owner in New York City
after
> the Catholic Church.
>
> Don't know why, but people living in mountain states eat 30% more cookies
> than other people.
>
> Every 45 seconds, a house catches fire in the U.S.
>
> From 1702 until 1709, the Governor of New York was a spendthrift
> transvestite.
>
> Hawaii's Mount Waialeale is the wettest place in the world - it rains
about
> ninety per cent of the time, about 480 inches per annum.
>
> Hell's Gate, in Kenya, is a dramatic gorge curved through red, volcanic
> rock, which was once the outlet for a lake that embraced both Lake
Naivasha
> and Nakuru. The gorge is beloved for rock climbers, while the whole area
is
> renowned for it's bird life. There are a few mammals in the gorge itself.
> Various birds can be found here, such as Secretary bird, Anteater chat,
> Schalow's Wheatear and several species of larks. Of more interest are the
> breeding birds of the gorge. Large numbers of swifts breed here like
Nyanza
> and little Swifts plus Ruppel's vultures.
>
> Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
>
> If Texas were a country it's GNP would be the fifth largest of any country
> on Earth.
>
> If you could cut out the United States, its center of gravity would be
> Friend, Nebraska.
>
> In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are
> teenagers.
>
> In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
>
> In the Great Seal of the U.S., the eagle grasps 13 arrows and an olive
> branch.
>
> Iowa has more independant telephone companies than any other state.
>
> It snows more in the Grand Canyon than it does in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
>
> Michigan has more registered bowlers than any other state in the USA.
>
> Michigan was the first state to plow its roads and first to adopt the
> yellow dividing line.
>
> The Saginaw River in Michigan is the shortest river in the world.
TC3
seeing more from you but we won't tell!~)
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Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
TC3
"§unkisssedŽ" <ř> wrote in message
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> Hey, I'm good for at least 3, maybe even 4!
>
> §unkisssed
>
> "TC3" <tc...@erols.com> said :
>
> >She is a one liner Gus.
> >
> >--
> >Clowns to the left of me
> >Jokers to the right
> >Here I am
> >Stuck in the middle with you.
> >
> >TC3
> >"MadCřwŽ" <m...@the.cows> wrote in message
> >news:3a9837f...@chicago.usenetserver.com...
> >> §unkisssedŽ <ř> Once said...
> >>
> >> >Dammit, more than 3 lines long <moving on>.....LOL
> >>
> >> Thou art a wussy...lol
> >> MádCřw
TC3
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Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you.
TC3
"§unkisssedŽ" <ř> wrote in message
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> <looking around innocently>
>
> §unkisssed
>
> "TC3" <tc...@erols.com> said :