[LONG] Point Game Details, 11/24/99 - 12/8/99
Sapphire
<snip>
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<gales of laughter roar up from the floor>
And I thought I was paranoid! This is a truly inspired piece of comic
poetry! I've never seen anything so daft in my entire life! Utterly
hilarious! Now this is what I call Fantasy, eh?
POINT to Salv9 for the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!
Clare (who just can't stop laughing & using the exclamation mark -
this is priceless!)
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Anne Elizabeth Baldwin writes:
> Armorfiend wrote:
> > Michael Adams wrote:
>
> > > Nah. <G>
> > > Ya see, I'm not actually a fan of the kinkies. In fact, I mostly
> > > lurk for on topic posts. <G>
>
> ...on topic discussions...
>
> > > YOU just gave in too easily on that campaign, I think. <G>
>
> > <G> You'll never make it in show business if you don't give the people
> > what they want, Michael! <yelling out to the assoorted public> Ya'll
> > really want him kinked, right? Right?
>
> ...plus kinked...
>
> ...equals...
>
> ...Tayledras mating circle jokes????
>
> Did I add that up right?
POINT!
Ray Almond
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Lurker wrote:
>Nightowl, does this mean it's time for a name change? To NudeOwl maybe?
><VEG> RLH------------------->Thisaway
>
POINT!
MV
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"Smrgol };>~" wrote:
>
> Fruitcake Recipe
>
> 1 cup water
> 1 cup sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 2 cups dried fruit
> 1 teaspoon baking soda
> 1 teaspoon salt
> 1 cup brown sugar
> lemon juice
> nuts
> gallon whiskey
>
> Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
> Take a large bowl.
> Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
> Pour one level cup and drink.
> Repeat.
> Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
> Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
> Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
> Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix
> on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it
> loose with a drewscriver.Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
> Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
> Check the whiskey.
> Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
> Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Throw the bowl out of the window.
> Check the whiskey again.
> Go to bed.
>
> Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
LOL, I forgot about that one! POINT!!!!
Nightowl
Tristaan wrote:
Unfortunately, the recipe is already posted to the ABML cookbook as
"Rum Cake....sortof".
But I do second the POINT!
Tristaan
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Gyre Hart stomped through my brain with:
>> <holding his hands up in innerooks> Hey, she's the one that got
>> upset...
>>
>> Tristaan (hoping to avoid the Wrath of the Wurm)
>
> <the resounding <<THWACK>> of a forehead being hit...>
>
> <groan>
> "The Wurm has Turned!!!"
>
POINT! to Gyre!
Tristaan
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Gyre Hart received 2 POINTS for writing :
> Raising an eyebrow Gyre appears mid-stride. Stepping past
>Roserock, he taps MV on the shoulder. As MV turns around, Gyre sweeps
>and arm out, under MV's arm, tilts MV back and down. Classically posed
>for a few seconds in a deep kiss, the sound of it echoes...
>
> <<smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooch>>
>
> Lifting a dazed MV back to his feet, Gyre calmly pats the Viking
>on the shoulder, rearranging MV's outfit. Whistling innerskently Gyre
>walks away, vanishing in two strides.
>
POINT in fact POIIIIIIINT or even POOOOOOOOINT to Gyre
ROTFWTTFME ( That's Wiping The Tears From My Eyes )
Beldin Disciple of Aldur
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Tristaan wrote:
SECONDED!!!!
Tristaan (thinks MV deserved that for abandoning me to the 60 foot
kinky)
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Wolfheart wrote:
Thirded? ... I argree. Talk about images. I'm going to be seeing
this in my
dreams tonight. *G*
*** Wolfheart *****************
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Matrix Viking wrote:
One word: POINT!
MV
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Purrt wrote :
> Matrix Viking wrote:
> >MV laughs merrily, rips off
> >his pants and tosses them to Nightowl. Underneath, he's wearing
> >luridly bright orange boxers with neon purple hearts...
> >
> Ooooooooh, look, MV's got a heart-on!
> (gd&rlh)
>
> Purrt the ghatta
POINT!!!! <LOL> <ROTFL>
--
woof (aka pam)
POINT!!!! Good one!
Nightowl
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Nightowl stomped through my brain with:
>> Tristaan (or are those horney viking and horney god)
>
>There's a difference between horned viking and horney viking? Or
>for that matter horned god and horney god???? ;-D
POINT!
Tristaan
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Tristaan wrote:
>How to Bathe a Dog
>(a sequel to How to Bathe a Cat)
>Take one end of a long rope and tie dogs paws together.
>Dogs will let you do this because they will be interested in
>what you are doing and want to help.
>Put dog in back of car and drive to nearest car-wash.
>Throw other end of rope over ceiling arm of sprayer hose and
>hoist dog to a convenient height. Give dog a pat in case he
>suspects anything.
>Insert 4 to 40 quarters depending on how many garbage cans
>your dog has been visiting.
>Train sprayer on dog, soap first, then rinse, but skip wax.
>Spray to one side to get dog spinning for maximum coverage.
>Spinning will allow dog to centrifugally dry, plus he will
>forget what he is doing and allow you to get him home without a fuss.
>Repeat as necessary.
>At your service,
>THE CAT
POINT!
Purrt the ghatta
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Gyre Hart wrote:
: Say, what you are wearing looks good, mind if I borrow YOUR
:clothes?
: <realizing he actually went past Flirtation and on into Bad
:Lines... backs up to reconsider possible uniforms... And wonders what
:his title should be...>
POINT!!!! <wiping clementine juice off her screen>
~Amethyst
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Copper Squirrel wrote:
> Vikings do not have pickles. They have salted herring.
>
>
POINT!!!! I nearly gagged on my giggles!
Di
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Matrix Viking stomped through my brain with:
>A snow duck appears over Wolf's head and lays a snow-egg and drops
>right on her head and flies off, quacking merrily.
POINT!
Tristaan (wondering why Matrix has this fetish with ducks)
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> Looking closely at the contraption one can see it has a logo and
>a label.
> "Stare Master 2000"
ROTFL!!
POINT!
Kris
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>:Legal Terms and Conditions, Technical Details and Warnings
>:Re: Stare Master 2000
><regretful snippage of splort-material>
>: Thank you for purchasing our product, or in the case of this
>:being a present/inflicted gift/something found on the side of the road -
>:thank you for not suing.
>:
><ROTFL&L&L&L....>
>~Amethyst
Me too -- that was FABULOUS!!! Point!(s!) But did you have to pick
when my roommate's asleep and I'm trying to be quiet, Gyre?!?!
...anybody know if internal laughing is as bad as internal bleeding???
Dawnfire (still giggling and hiccupping)
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Copper Squirrel wrote:
<snip>
>
> "Here I come with a pouchful of tools!" Grabs a metallic kinky and
>quickly disassembles it and sets to examining its design and checking
>its operating system..."Ladies and Gentlemen, the problem is worse
>than we feared. These were ordinary pc's before a beta version of the
>W2k bug, also known as Windows 2000, was installed....Now they are
>this hideous mutation and will soon spawn more. They pose a grave
>threat to the natural kinky population and soon all our fun and games
>will be destroyed in the bluenosed screen of dirth!"
<wiping the screen and the keyboard>
POINT!
Nightshade
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Armorfiend stomped through my brain with:
>There's only one thing to do! Fight blue with blue! And really bad movie
>analogies!
>
><grimly pops open a can of blue paint>
>
>Our enemies, the microkink, must be kilt! They can take our money, but
>they'll never take our gaaaaaaaame!!!
>
>GTG (got game.) (unicycling past with half his faceplate painted blue,
>spinning a claymore overhead, and trying not to get his kilt tangled in
>the spokes of the 'cycle)
POINT!
Tristaan
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>Simon (who objects to being out-weirded by his furniture)
LOL!
POINT to Simon for that last comment.
Kris
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Di wrote:
> "May your chair in the corner office be suspiciously wet."
>
> Di
> Keeper of Ackerley
<SPLORT!!!!>
POINT!
<taking notes to remember this one...>
-gh
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Woof wrote:
>It could be worse. Somebody could have cursed you with my *fav*
>curse:
>"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"
><<HUG>>
<falls off chair, conks head, laughs insanely on floor for good
measure>
POINT!!!
Dawnfire ('s'not fair, I can't deal with these things first thing in
the morning......)
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Di wrote:
>Di, who understands the eminent health hazard here only too well, rushes over
>to Woof and hands her a pair of shock absorbers. Not for the tap shoes, mind
>you....
Matrix Viking wrote:
LOL!!! POINT!
MV
Woof Wrote:
***THANK*** ***YOU***!!!!!
<LOL> <ROTFLMAO>
POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bruce Grant wrote:
> Bruce leans down from the wheelhouse roof and swats at the gurgling
> pirate's head. He does a neat triple somersault (4.5 from the East
> German judge),
<LOL> POINT!!!! (And a perfect score from the fighting damsel)
woof (aka pam)
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Once Upon a Time in alt.books.m-lackey Di <dsa...@aol.comnojunk>
sharpened a new quill and wrote :
>>
>>So, now Dr. Dastardly performs his experiments on cute helpless
>>creatures such as bunnies, little chicks and of course...kinkies!!!
>>
>>Dr. Dastardly is my nemesis...and...well...you DON'T want to know what
>>happened the last time Arian and I met up with him...<shudder>
>>
>>MV
>
>*BUNNIES?!?!?!?!?!?*
>
>MV, you just scared the pellets outta Ackerley!
POINT!!!!
Beldin Disciple of Aldur
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Louise Kingwood wrote :
>A friend of mine sent this to me; I just wanted to share:)
>> >Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury
>> Doughboy, died yesterday of a
>> >severe yeast infection and complications from
>> repeated pokes to the
>> >belly.
>> >He was 71.
<snip>
POINT! ( For passing it on )
Beldin.
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Lur...@the.Threshold wrote :
>
> 500 below
> Hell freezes over.
> The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl.
>
POINT ! ( But only 'cos I'm a Dolphins fan ! )
Beldin
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William George Ferguson wrote:
| This is unsupportable. I think we should organize a large
| demonstration outside the police station. ML's books have done
| absolutely nothing to warrent incarceration.
POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For a double take and then having to clean off my monitor.
Lurker
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Smrgol wrote :
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Twelve Ways To Confuse St. Nick On Christmas Eve
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Point! <snicker>
Bruce
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Beldin wrote:
>>Just seeing if my posts are going through peoples...having some probs
>>w/FreeAgent.
>>MV
>>
>Did someone say something ?
>
>no ?
>
>Must be the Sherry then !
>
>ICUMV
LOL!!!! POINT! It was funny enough to make my laugh and chuckle...<G>
Thanks Beldin. Discovered it was my ISP...*heavy sigh*
MV
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Puck wrote:
(...about space/time-warping of books)
>Much the same as mine. Complete and utter bedlam!
>
>But seriously.
>
>I have my mysteries, crime and thrillers on one set of
>shelves. That corner of the room seems to be colder than the rest. The
>lighting is dim and the shadows hide men in trenchcoats. The faint scent
>of cigarette smoke, usually offensive, is magically transmitted to a
>pleasant scent reminiscent of dark alleys and pool halls, complete with
>hustlers and other sources of information...
>
>The fantasy and science fiction, as you describe, seem to distort the
>shelves themselves. Books clone themselves without my knowledge, more fit
>in than can possibly do so without spacewarps and strange lights appear in
>the twilight. When pulling out a book the sound is like the ring of steel
>rather than the whisper of paper. And who left that banana there...?
<snip> ...point for the description!
Dawnfire
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Gyre Hart wrote:
>Lurker wrote:
:> <VEG> Actually it's even easier, my Lady isn't NEARLY as much of a
:> Chocococoholic as most here seem to be. If you mention Shelties
:> though.....................
:>
:
: She likes eating small dogs? Or is that small horses?
: <puzzled, slightly ill look>
: <not including, or limited to, a grin>
:
POINT! <chuckling>
~Amethyst
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On Tue, 7 Dec 1999, Amethyst wrote:
> On Mon, 06 Dec 1999 13:08:01 GMT, rmar...@i.hate.spam.ptd.net
> (Tristaan) wrote:
>
> :Okay...we gots da slicer, we gots da Viking, we gots da dragon, and we
> :gots der ogre.
> :
> :Let's Bust This BEASTIE!!!
> :
> So, you have The Slasher, The Basher, The Asher, and The ummm...
> Brains? <chortle>
POINT! <LOL>
Blazewing
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Beldin Disciple of Aldur wrote:
[snip of intro to Spammer FAQ]
| Q: Are commercial postings advertising book sites welcome ?
|
| A: Only if not cross posted, and your site advertises the books we all
| need to complete our collections. ( These MUST be in hard cover and at a
| maximum price of US $1.00 inclusive of delivery anywhere in the world. )
|
|
| Q: Is cross posting allowed on this newsgroup ?
|
| A: Only non commercial posts made between 03:00:00 and 03:00:30 GMT and
| posted by persons over 70 years ( with parental approval of course ).
| All other commercial cross posting will be deemed to be SPAM.
Actually I think you gave the cross-posters too much time there
Beldin.
Other than that.......................
Point!
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Iva stomped through my brain with:
<snippage>
>Den I heard him yell out
>What I did least expect,
>"Merry F'n Christmas to all,
>And youse better show some respect!"
POINT!!
Tristaan
Lurker wrote:
I'll second that Point. Though I'm more familiar with that version as
"The
Night Before Christmas, Brooklyn Style"
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-Sapphire, point keeper.
Goddess of Unfinished Projects
High Priestess of Mess
Co-Founder (with Victoreia and Shaunesay) of the Sisterhood of Mess
Lead guitar for the abml out-of-practice musicians' band
Officially licensed pedant (Thanks Bookwurm!)
Co-President (with Shaunesay) of the Voice Club
Wench #858 Madame