Summer in Texas
kim
Kim
Texas gets pretty warm in the summer...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TEXAS WHEN...
You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive
your car...
You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
You eat hot chili to cool your mouth off...
You can make sun tea instantly...
You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding
iron...
You notice the best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance...
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one...
It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one
person is moving on the streets...
You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the
checkout counter.
A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to
go to the corner store...
Hot air balloons can't go
No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear, "what if I get knocked out
and lay on the pavement and cook to death"?
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
matt_c...@hotmail.com
It has cooled down to a balmy 93/94 degrees this last week... (phui)
M@
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Anuj Goel
matt_c...@hotmail.com wrote in message
<6rrq97$nc0$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>What's really sad is that most of this is TOTALLY true<g>
>
>It has cooled down to a balmy 93/94 degrees this last week... (phui)
>
>M@
And unfortunately, the slight decrease in temperature has been accompanied
by a much larger increase in humidity due to recent heavy rains. It is not
fun to be living in Houston, or the rest of Texas, right now.
Anuj Goel