Pick-up lines : Was "A request"
singe69
So the "A request" thread decided to branch into "Pick up" lines and so
I decided to start a new thread dedicated to the question: What is your
Favorite or worst pick up line? The line doesn't have to be your own and you
can choose more than one. I'll start off with a few "Worsts" and my one
favorite pickup line.
Favorite:
This is from the autobiography "Immediate Action" by Andy McNab. Andy is the
psuedonym for one of Britains most highly decorated soldiers and was the
leader of the ill-fated "Bravo-Two-Zero" commando team that was captured and
tortured by the Iraqis during the gulf war. He writes under a false name
because the IRA has a price on his head from his days in "B" Company 22nd
SAS (SAS are the ULTIMATE badasses). The story is that he goes into a pub
and sees a girl that he is interested in (from talking to her at the gym),
problem is that she and her friend are being "Chatted up" by a bloke from
"D" squadron. Andy sees a man selling roses and asks him to deliver one to
the girl he likes with his compliments. She comes over and tells him "Thank
you" to which he replies, "Oh, it's nothing, I was just trying to piss of
that guy you were talking to!" they married about a year later.
Worsts:
(To a stripper) "I shure would like to take you Elk hunting with me!"
(To another stripper) <Old man> Guess what? <stripper> What? <O.M> you win
the prize! <Stripper> Oh Yeah, what's that? <O.M> You're the girl I'd most
like to take home with me tonight!
And the ultimate badass of worsts, from the movie "Suburbia"
<Tom> I think I'd like to fuck your brains out.
<Girl> What?
<Tom> I said, I think I'd like to fuck your brains out!
<Girl> Oh you would huh?
<Tom> Yeah, but it doesn't look like you have any!
:) S.
Kelster
Ugh.
"singe69" <sin...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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Simon
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punslinger1960
wrote:
>Hey all,
> So the "A request" thread decided to branch into "Pick up" lines and so
>I decided to start a new thread dedicated to the question: What is your
>Favorite or worst pick up line? The line doesn't have to be your own and you
>can choose more than one. I'll start off with a few "Worsts" and my one
>favorite pickup line.
>
Then there's the guy who see a woman looking for a seat. He walks up
to her, says "Let me clean you off a place to sit", and wipes his
face.
--
Eddie
When the day comes that I don't love you,
Every star will fall from the sky,
Every mountain will tumble down,
And every river run dry.
- Brooks & Dunn, "Every River"
Jennifer Brandon
Jenn2
--
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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singe69
night.
> Ugh.
>
singe69
>
> Then there's the guy who see a woman looking for a seat. He walks up
> to her, says "Let me clean you off a place to sit", and wipes his
> face.
> --
singe69
Simon <simon...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> "Get yer coat, love, you've pulled." :)
>
be pulled off! S.
Bryan Ecker
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> I decided to start a new thread dedicated to the question: What is your
> Favorite or worst pick up line? The line doesn't have to be your own
> and you can choose more than one. I'll start off with a few "Worsts"
> and my one favorite pickup line.
These have not worked for me:
o I think about you when I masturbate.
o Let's play Flintstones. That's the game where we make the Bedrock.
o If I rewrote the alphabet, *I* would be next to *U*.
o I'd like to treat you to breakfast... should I call you or nudge you.
o I saw your picture in the dictionary under BA-BLAM!
o Your lips look lonely. Why don't you let them play with mine.
o I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
o Bond. James Bond.
o You must have a keg in your pants - cause I want to tap that ass.
o Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
o You look... interesting. (This one earned me a slap.)
o Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Should I walk by again?
These have:
o Hi. I'm Bryan. Wanna dance?
o Here's a quarter.... go and call your roommate. Tell her you
won't be home tonight.
o I have only a month to live... (Yeah, yeah. I know.)
o If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me? (You
have to say it just like that. That's what makes it funny)
o Wanna see my tattoo? It's not on my ass.
o I feel like Richard Gere. I'm standing next the Pretty Woman. (I
tried this when the movie was popular - it probably wouldn't work
today.)
o So, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
That last one has never failed.
--
BRE
Gayle
announced to the world
>These have not worked for me:
I'm gonna snip them because they're too awful for words.
> o Do you believe in love at first sight? No? Should I walk by again?
However, this one is cute.
>These have:
> o Hi. I'm Bryan. Wanna dance?
A nice approach.
Hi Bryan. How have you been? Where have you been?
> o So, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
Bobby still gets away with this one with me.
You've been missed, Bryan.
--
Gayle
Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you
are going to need them to empty your bed pan.
fun...@ubgznvy.phz Rot13
Dana
>Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night.
>Ugh.
I'm sure you might have some to add, but here's the "Top 69 WORST Pickup Lines"
******************** enjoy *****************************
1. "Do you want to see something swell?"
2. "Baby, you're a sex crime waiting to happen."
3. "You know what would look good on you? Me."
4. "My name's _____. That's so you know what to scream."
5. "Gee, I didn't know angels flew so low."
6. "Are you ok?? 'Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt."
7. "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my head all day."
8. "Do you fuck on a first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then."
9. "Say, didn't we go to different schools together?"
10. "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first
thing that pops up?"
11. "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
12. "My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it."
13. "You dont sweat much for a fat chick."
14. "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a roast beef sandwich?
No? Wanna go to lunch?"
15. "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her."
16. "Would be my love buffet? So I could lay you out on the table and take what
I want?"
17. "Let's go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we
did anyway."
18. "Someone call heaven and tell them one of their angels is loose."
19. "Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?"
20. "I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual
consent; and by the way, you have my consent."
21. "Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? Hey! What's wrong, don't you like
pizza?
22. "Here, let me clean you off a place to sit." (Make a big display of wiping
off your mouth with your hands.)
23. "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
24. "Pardon me, is this seat taken?" (Grab her butt)
25. "I like every muscle in your body, especially mine."
26. "When she asks for a match: "How about the hair on my head and the hair
between your legs?"
27. "How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"
28. "Call and whistle "Lucky, here boy." When she asks what you are doing: "I'm
trying to get Lucky. Want to help?"
29. "Hey baby, what's your sign? Mine's 'Slippery When Wet."
30. "I'm new in town. Could you give me the directions to your apartment?"
31. "You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So
what's one more?"
32. "Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
33. "Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your
pants."
34. When she asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You say: "Sure, but do
you have the energy?"
35. "You've got the nicest set of teeth that I'd ever come across."
36. "I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?"
37. "The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the
word."
38. "Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?"
39. "Sex is a killer...want to die happy?"
40. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
41. "Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?"
42. "Do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?"
43. "Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and
put them in your eyes."
44. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I want to see if you were really
made in heaven."
45. "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or
fertilized?"
46. "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
47. "I forgot your name, can I just call you *mine*?"
48. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?"
49. "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?"
50. "Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?" Girl:"Yes, that's why I
don't go there anymore."
51. "I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all
day long for a quarter."
52. "Just call me milk, I'll do your body good."
53. "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
54. "If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I
visit you between the Holidays?"
55. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock."
56. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one hitting on
you."
57. "My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going..."
58. "Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me
right, and I'll do it your way right away."
59. "I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to
it."
60. "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
61. "Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night
long."
62. "Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and
surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood
me, I said you look fat in those pants"
63. "Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine."
64. "I love every bone in your body - especially mine."
65. "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away."
66. "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?"
67. "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room."
68. "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for
your tongue."
69. "Nice shoes... wanna fuck?"
--
-=Dana=-
"Once men turned their thinking over to machines
in the hope that this would set them free. But
that only permitted other men with machines to
enslave them." - DUNE
w w w . d f w m e t r o . o r g / d a n a
[To reply via email, please remove my pants.]
Bryan Ecker
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> On Sat, 09 Feb 2002 06:52:12 GMT, Bryan Ecker <ec...@gmpexpress.net>
> announced to the world
>
>>These have not worked for me:
>
> I'm gonna snip them because they're too awful for words.
In my defense, most of those I used, not to get action, but to get
a REaction. Sometimes those are more fun.
I am, however, amazed at how often when I say something to get a
rise out of someone will work in the exact opposite way. Not that
I'm complaining. Just baffled, yet intrigued enough to continue
saying things like that.
In fact, I'm headed out to a club in about 15 minutes. I'm planning
on using the BA-BLAM line... Not because I think it will work, but
because I think it's funny.
And if it doesn't, I have the trusty backup ice-breakers.
> Hi Bryan. How have you been?
Somewhere between good and unbelievable. It fluctuates.
> Where have you been?
Busier than a long tailed cat in a room fulla rockin chairs. I've been
buying a house, among other things.
>> o So, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
>
> Bobby still gets away with this one with me.
The trick is sincerity. If it sounds like a line, it won't work.
> You've been missed, Bryan.
I've been here. Just quiet. Peeking out occasionally from the murk
when something catches my eye.
I almost chimed in during a high-profile argument which is better left
unmentioned, but I didn't really have anything useful to contribute.
--
BRE
singe69
Dana <Lord...@dallascowboysPANTS.com> wrote in message
news:q1cb6uc5janaqk1gi...@4ax.com...Hey Dana,
Great lines, thanks for posting them, I especially like this one, S.
>Snips
§Øññÿ þ®Ø ßØñØ ô¿ô
have a whole dollar, little girl. Hey, come back! That's it, you're
killfiled and in the box, since I couldn't get in yours in this
newsgroup." LOL. A married man who turns a literary newsgroup into
his social dating fight club, since he was kicked out of a singles
newsgroup. Wife Debbie must hope that the LordSnow moves in
mysterious ways... and quickly. *G*
Linda
haven't shipped my book, hang off, I need to send you my new address.
:)
Linda
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Pauline Norris
"Is it heavy", what "The Golden Charm you carry around with you".
Sort of ick
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punslinger1960
wrote:
<snip>
>I almost chimed in during a high-profile argument which is better left
>unmentioned, but I didn't really have anything useful to contribute.
You're a wiser man in this regard than I am, Bryan. It's good to see
you posting again.
punslinger1960
your toys with you, so that there's no reason for you to come back.
--
Eddie
Gayle
announced to the world
>Somewhere between good and unbelievable. It fluctuates.
That's life.
>> Where have you been?
>
>Busier than a long tailed cat in a room fulla rockin chairs. I've been
>buying a house, among other things.
Congratulations! Your first?
Gayle
<bar...@iprimus.com.au> announced to the world
>I heard one today.
>
>"Is it heavy", what "The Golden Charm you carry around with you".
>
>Sort of ick
So......you didn't fall for this I take it? :)
§Øññÿ þ®Ø ßØñØ ô¿ô
punslin...@yahoo.com (punslinger1960) wrote:
>Child, I think your mommy is calling. Run along home now, and take
>your toys with you, so that there's no reason for you to come back.
My parents died three months apart in 1996 of heart attack and lung
clot. Now, take Dana's pecker out of your mouth, wipe your chin, and
go crap your pants laughing about it, Pudslinger. That's about the
level of intellectualism in this Dean Koontz wannabe literary group
that spends about 5% of time OT. No wonder the Dana Virus likes it.
Now that you have invited me to stay so sweetly, I shall stay in this
newsgroup.
You get the full credit, of course.
Pauline Norris
mainly blind (white stick and all). LOL ;-))))))))
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Gayle
<bar...@iprimus.com.au> announced to the world
>Felt flattered, but I am married (happily) and the man that said it is
>mainly blind (white stick and all). LOL ;-))))))))
Then he's a man of *very* good taste. I'd be flattered, too.
Allan Pengelly
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> The *Hi, I'm Bryan, wanna dance", would get me every time. BTW....if you
It's surprising how effective this is, even if the guy can only bop around.
My own version (I am being serious now) is: "You look like you are really
enjoying this music, would you like to join the others on the floor?".
Rarely fails, as even girls who don't really dance like to be out there.
Just another of my little anecdotes that kind of proves the point: before
Xmas I'd gone early to one of the local clubs where they had a Rock and Roll
band playing and I am well known. A large group of my workmates came down
later for a pre-Xmas drink, and they were enjoying the music as well so I
started to point out the women I knew would get up with them if they used
that line (because I'd used it on them myself). Even though none of the guys
were dancers (and all the women were), nobody got a knock-back (in having a
dance, anyway:)). It has now given me a reputation at work as a pick-up
artist which I really don't really think I deserve ;).
Allan
punslinger1960
how did you misspell Shithead so badly?
--
Eddie
singe69
> I suspected as much, Sonny Pro Bono. As for your posting handle, just
> how did you misspell Shithead so badly?
> --
> Eddie
>
time trying to call Dana out, S.
singe69
Allan Pengelly <all...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> Hello, Linda (what have I started? :))
>
> "Linda" <ld...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
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> > The *Hi, I'm Bryan, wanna dance", would get me every time. BTW....if
you
>
> It's surprising how effective this is, even if the guy can only bop
around.
> My own version (I am being serious now) is: "You look like you are really
> enjoying this music, would you like to join the others on the floor?".
> Rarely fails, as even girls who don't really dance like to be out there.
>
generally like to dance and he still refuses to believe me or try, S.
cmk
was doing my grocery shopping)
--
Carol
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
**************
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cmk
--
Carol
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
**************
"Jennifer Brandon" <jbran...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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> yikes! My EX husband used to say that... horrible pick up line.
>
> Jenn2
> --
> >
cmk
Jennifer Brandon
--
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Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Jennifer Brandon
ROTF LMAO!!!
--
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Gayle
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>My favorite was "You are the most beautiful person I've seen all day." (I
>was doing my grocery shopping)
I think I've been hit on in the grocery store more than any place
else. Or Walmart. One time I was looking at the books in Walmart and
some guy comes up and asks me if I can recommend a book for his son.
He starts telling me all about what his kid likes and I'm just
standing there trying to figure out what the hell he thinks he's doing
when Bobby comes around the corner, puts his arm around me and says,
"Are you ready to go?" LOL I guess it was a pretty cool way to
strike up a conversation but it was just too obvious.
punslinger1960
wrote:
I know you're right, Singe, but I go troll-baiting so seldom. I'd
really like to see him still outside at sunrise and turned to stone.
--
Eddie
cmk
--
Carol
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
**************
>
cmk
--
Carol
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
**************
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Bryan Ecker
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> Hi Bryan. You haven't *really* used those lines before, have you?
Every single one of them - lots of times. The ones that work I use more
often because... well, because they work.
For the record, my favorite line "How does it feel to be the prettiest
girl in the room?" got me a phone number on Saturday.
Well, more effort went into it than spouting off one line - but it's
a good ice-breaker.
--
BRE
singe69
> My nephew says that those are gargoyles, not trolls.
supposed to as well, S.
Pauline Norris
that if you have one banana in the child seat of shopping trolley, you are
available to flirt or pick up or whatever. When I work there (occasionally
only) it is so obvious and very funny.
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Gayle
<bar...@iprimus.com.au> announced to the world
>One of our local supermarkets (where lots of yuppies live) has a system,
>that if you have one banana in the child seat of shopping trolley, you are
>available to flirt or pick up or whatever. When I work there (occasionally
>only) it is so obvious and very funny.
Ha!! I love that. Why don't they just wear a sign around their
necks?
--
Gayle
Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you
are going to need them to empty your bed pan.
fun...@ubgznvy.pbz
singe69
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2002 03:45:37 GMT, "Pauline Norris"
> <bar...@iprimus.com.au> announced to the world
>
> >One of our local supermarkets (where lots of yuppies live) has a system,
> >that if you have one banana in the child seat of shopping trolley, you
are
> >available to flirt or pick up or whatever. When I work there
(occasionally
> >only) it is so obvious and very funny.
>
> Ha!! I love that. Why don't they just wear a sign around their
> necks?
S.
Dana
>On Mon, 11 Feb 2002 10:55:30 -0700, "cmk" <tyl...@nospam.net>
>announced to the world
>
>>My favorite was "You are the most beautiful person I've seen all day." (I
>>was doing my grocery shopping)
>
>I think I've been hit on in the grocery store more than any place
>else. Or Walmart. One time I was looking at the books in Walmart and
>some guy comes up and asks me if I can recommend a book for his son.
>He starts telling me all about what his kid likes and I'm just
>standing there trying to figure out what the hell he thinks he's doing
>when Bobby comes around the corner, puts his arm around me and says,
>"Are you ready to go?" LOL I guess it was a pretty cool way to
>strike up a conversation but it was just too obvious.
Then again, maybe the guy wanted to know some good book titles to get for his
son?
Not EVERY guy who strikes up a conversation is trying to get into your panties.
--
-=Dana=-
"The whole wide world ... an endless universe
Yet we keep looking through the eyeglass in reverse
Don't feed the people but we feed the machines
Can't really feel what "International" means
In different circles we keep holding our ground
Indifferent circles we keep spinning round and round and round."
- RUSH
Gayle
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Here's a few funnies I found in relation to this topic:
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
Gayle
<Lord...@dallascowboysPANTS.com> announced to the world
>Then again, maybe the guy wanted to know some good book titles to get for his
>son?
>
>Not EVERY guy who strikes up a conversation is trying to get into your panties.
I think by now I know the difference.
--
Gayle
Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you
are going to need them to empty your bed pan.
fun...@ubgznvy.pbz
Bryan Ecker
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> One of our local supermarkets (where lots of yuppies live) has a
> system, that if you have one banana in the child seat of shopping
> trolley, you are available to flirt or pick up or whatever. When I
> work there (occasionally only) it is so obvious and very funny.
Jeez. How contrived.
When I'm available for flirting or whatever, I just pull 'it' out
and walk around the store.
Banana.. That's just weird.
--
BRE
Linda
:)
Linda
cmk wrote in message ...
Linda
Linda
:)
Linda
Bryan Ecker wrote in message ...
singe69
Pauline Norris <bar...@iprimus.com.au> wrote in message
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> The child seat is the bit at top front of trolley that pulls out to make
> room for a child (if you have one with you). There are holes in front of
> trolley for legs. Obviously they don't have a child with them when they
do
> this. I realise this is a hard thing to describe I don't know what shape
> your shopping trolleys are.
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Ah! yeah, the shopping carts in the US are built the same way, I thought
that you may have been taling about an actual thing like a "Child safety
seat" or somethign like that, so now i am much less disturbed although it is
still rather Phallic :) S.
Linda
:)
Linda
Allan Pengelly wrote in message ...
>Hello, Linda (what have I started? :))
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>"Linda" <ld...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
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>> The *Hi, I'm Bryan, wanna dance", would get me every time. BTW....if you
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>It's surprising how effective this is, even if the guy can only bop around.
>My own version (I am being serious now) is: "You look like you are really
>enjoying this music, would you like to join the others on the floor?".
>Rarely fails, as even girls who don't really dance like to be out there.
>Just another of my little anecdotes that kind of proves the point: before
>Xmas I'd gone early to one of the local clubs where they had a Rock and
Roll
>band playing and I am well known. A large group of my workmates came down
>later for a pre-Xmas drink, and they were enjoying the music as well so I
>started to point out the women I knew would get up with them if they used
>that line (because I'd used it on them myself). Even though none of the
guys
>were dancers (and all the women were), nobody got a knock-back (in having a
>dance, anyway:)). It has now given me a reputation at work as a pick-up
>artist which I really don't really think I deserve ;).
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Gayle
announced to the world
>LOL!!! Women happy to dance with someone who CAN???
>:)
>Linda
It is amazing the number of men who can't, or won't, Bobby will, but
he can't. LOL Drags me around on the dance floor. We have few
opportunities for dancing anyway.
--
Gayle
"If you have one eye on yesterday,
and one eye on tomorrow,
you're going to be cockeyed today."
--Anon.
fun...@ubgznvy.pbz ROT13
Gayle
announced to the world
>Jeez. How contrived.
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>When I'm available for flirting or whatever, I just pull 'it' out
>and walk around the store.
Uh huh. We all believe that, Bryan. How many times have you done it?
Did they cart you off in the pattywagon?
cmk
swing dancing, but the only offering is square dancing and only at certain
times of the year. (and not in town, but 45 miles away.)
--
Carol
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
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"Gayle" <sh...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
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Dana
"Oh look! Peanuts are on sale!"
*duck*
>Banana.. That's just weird.
Suggestively so.
punslinger1960
wrote:
>"Pauline Norris" <bar...@iprimus.com.au> wrote in
What, and have people say, "Hi there, little guy"?
Kelster
On Thu, 14 Feb 2002 04:30:59 GMT, punslin...@yahoo.com
(punslinger1960) wrote:
>On Wed, 13 Feb 2002 03:06:15 GMT, Bryan Ecker <ec...@gmpexpress.net>
>wrote:
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>>When I'm available for flirting or whatever, I just pull 'it' out
Dana
>Franks and beans!
"We've got a bleeder!"