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Tim Bruening

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Dec 20, 2005, 9:14:26 PM12/20/05
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I saw "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (based on the book by C.S.
Lewis) on Sunday. Spoilers below:

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In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go through a
wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It has been winter in Narnia for
100
years, thanks to a spell cast by the cruel White Witch.

How have the life forms of Narnia survived? I would expect that the
grass, flowers, and fruit would not
grow in the snow. This would cause the herbivores, bees, and birds to
starve, which would wipe out the animals that feed on herbivores, birds,
and bees. Granted, Narnia's animals seem to be as smart as Earth
humans, but I don't see how they could practice farming in all that snow
(especially since they have only a medieval level of technology. I saw
no sign of industrialization, use of fossil fuels, or even
greenhouses). The rivers and lakes are completely frozen, which would
eliminate the fresh water fish and any animals that prey on such fish.

Ken from Chicago

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>I saw "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (based on the book by C.S.
> Lewis) on Sunday. Spoilers below:

<snip>

> In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go through a
> wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It has been winter in Narnia for
> 100
> years, thanks to a spell cast by the cruel White Witch.
>
> How have the life forms of Narnia survived? I would expect that the
> grass, flowers, and fruit would not
> grow in the snow. This would cause the herbivores, bees, and birds to
> starve, which would wipe out the animals that feed on herbivores, birds,
> and bees. Granted, Narnia's animals seem to be as smart as Earth
> humans, but I don't see how they could practice farming in all that snow
> (especially since they have only a medieval level of technology. I saw
> no sign of industrialization, use of fossil fuels, or even
> greenhouses). The rivers and lakes are completely frozen, which would
> eliminate the fresh water fish and any animals that prey on such fish.

Magic.

-- Ken from Chicago

P.S. That said, animals and plants grow in winter.


Sea Wasp

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Dec 21, 2005, 4:55:22 AM12/21/05
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Why isn't Sleeping Beauty withered away and either dead, or in need
of months of physical therapy to sit up when the Prince finally shows?

This is a fairy tale, basically. Those kind of questions are not
going to be answered, any more than "How do beavers, who lack the
appropriate voiceboxes and musculature and mouth structure, speak
perfect English?".

Maybe there's just a LOT of smuggling going on through Archenland,
anyway.


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Evelyn C. Leeper

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Dec 21, 2005, 8:34:43 AM12/21/05
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Sea Wasp wrote:

1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
beavers who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats
that the children wear."

2) Does all this really need spoiler space?

--
Evelyn C. Leeper
Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives,
and the sincerest part of our devotion. --Jonathan Swift

Paul Ciszek

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Dec 21, 2005, 10:19:19 AM12/21/05
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In article <NRcqf.3200$DM5...@fe08.lga>,

Evelyn C. Leeper <ele...@optonline.net> wrote:
>
>1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
>beavers who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats
>that the children wear."

There are ordinary as well as talking animals in Narnia, and the people
and many of the beasts are not vegetarians. Decent Narnians, human and
otherwise, find the idea of eating a *talking* animal repugnant, while
not having a problem with meat in general. The same should go for fur
and leather.

>2) Does all this really need spoiler space?

No. By the way kids, Gollum destroys the Ring! And Hamlet dies at the
end! And it turns out that Oedipus has killed his own father and
married his own mother! Bwahahahahaha!

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sp...@aslan.demon.co.uk

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Dec 21, 2005, 10:38:04 AM12/21/05
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Can you say "categorary mistake"?


Andrew Rilstone

Mike Schilling

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Dec 21, 2005, 11:04:33 AM12/21/05
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"Paul Ciszek" <nos...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> In article <NRcqf.3200$DM5...@fe08.lga>,
> Evelyn C. Leeper <ele...@optonline.net> wrote:
>>
>>1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
>>beavers who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats
>>that the children wear."
>
> There are ordinary as well as talking animals in Narnia, and the people
> and many of the beasts are not vegetarians. Decent Narnians, human and
> otherwise, find the idea of eating a *talking* animal repugnant, while
> not having a problem with meat in general.

Me 'usband's dead!

I'm so sorry. What happened?

I blames it on the laryngitis.


Christopher J. Henrich

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Dec 21, 2005, 3:04:38 PM12/21/05
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In article <43A9268F...@obvioussgeinc.com>, Sea Wasp
<seawasp...@obvioussgeinc.com> wrote:

> > In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go through a
> > wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It has been winter in Narnia for
> > 100
> > years, thanks to a spell cast by the cruel White Witch.
> >
> > How have the life forms of Narnia survived?
>
> Why isn't Sleeping Beauty withered away and either dead, or in need
> of months of physical therapy to sit up when the Prince finally shows?
>
> This is a fairy tale, basically. Those kind of questions are not
> going to be answered, any more than "How do beavers, who lack the
> appropriate voiceboxes and musculature and mouth structure, speak
> perfect English?".
>
> Maybe there's just a LOT of smuggling going on through Archenland,
> anyway.
>

And, they serve up a high tea that is attractive to humans.

And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the 19th
century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier. Where in
Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high technology?

Answer: it's in your heads, fellow readers. You know about sewing
machines, so you supply one. This bit makes excellent narrative sense,
because it is just the sort of thing that people do fret about when
they should be running like hell.

--
Chris Henrich
http://www.mathinteract.com
Yes, one can rant about the program designs, but generally things keep getting
more and more confused as time goes on. --Sea Wasp

Lizard

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Dec 21, 2005, 3:55:36 PM12/21/05
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:04:33 GMT, "Mike Schilling"
<mscotts...@hotmail.com> wrotC:DRIVE_E

>
>Me 'usband's dead!
>
>I'm so sorry. What happened?
>
>I blames it on the laryngitis.
>

Props 4 teh win! (Or something along those lines...)

Sean O'Hara

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Dec 21, 2005, 5:00:37 PM12/21/05
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In the Year of the Cock, the Great and Powerful Christopher J.
Henrich declared:

>
> And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
> frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
> complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the 19th
> century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier. Where in
> Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high technology?
>

Don't the Beavers live fairly close to the wardrobe? Obviously
Wossisname, the guy the children were staying with, had a thriving
import/export business going.


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own would be served by my spending the next sixty or seventy years
in a Vermont jail.
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Dorothy J Heydt

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Dec 21, 2005, 5:19:21 PM12/21/05
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In article <40u1k2F...@individual.net>,

Sean O'Hara <sean...@gmail.com> wrote:
>In the Year of the Cock, the Great and Powerful Christopher J.
>Henrich declared:
>>
>> And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
>> frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
>> complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the 19th
>> century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier. Where in
>> Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high technology?
>>
>
>Don't the Beavers live fairly close to the wardrobe? Obviously
>Wossisname, the guy the children were staying with, had a thriving
>import/export business going.

Professor Digory Kirke. Who had, of course, been there before
himself.

Dorothy J. Heydt
Albany, California
djh...@kithrup.com

Ross Presser

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Dec 21, 2005, 5:26:59 PM12/21/05
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:04:38 GMT, Christopher J. Henrich wrote:

> And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
> frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
> complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the 19th
> century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier. Where in
> Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high technology?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewing_Machine

The first known attempt at a mechanical device for sewing was by the German
born Charles Fredrick Wiesenthal, who was working in England. He was
awarded British Patent No. 701 in 1755 for a double pointed needle with an
eye at one end. This needle was designed to be passed through the cloth by
a pair of mechanical fingers and grasped on the other side by a second
pair.

(OK, so it's only half a century earlier than you thought, and the
industrial base was definitely starting up ... I just couldn't resist.)

Peter B. Juul

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Dec 21, 2005, 5:54:43 PM12/21/05
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djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) writes:

> Professor Digory Kirke. Who had, of course, been there before
> himself.

Not when LWW was written. I don't even think he had a name then.
--
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Dorothy J Heydt

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Dec 21, 2005, 6:34:48 PM12/21/05
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In article <m2ek46g...@enzym.rnd.uni-c.dk>,

Peter B. Juul <p...@enzym.rnd.uni-c.dk> wrote:
>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) writes:
>
>> Professor Digory Kirke. Who had, of course, been there before
>> himself.
>
>Not when LWW was written. I don't even think he had a name then.

Not a Christian name; he was known as Professor Kirke.

Even in LWW, notice how he's completely unsurprised by the
children's tales of where they've been and what they've done.

lclough

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Dorothy J Heydt wrote:

> In article <m2ek46g...@enzym.rnd.uni-c.dk>,
> Peter B. Juul <p...@enzym.rnd.uni-c.dk> wrote:
>
>>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) writes:
>>
>>
>>>Professor Digory Kirke. Who had, of course, been there before
>>>himself.
>>
>>Not when LWW was written. I don't even think he had a name then.
>
>
> Not a Christian name; he was known as Professor Kirke.
>
> Even in LWW, notice how he's completely unsurprised by the
> children's tales of where they've been and what they've done.
>

In the movie, I was delighted with the Professor's reaction. He
was obviously surprised when Peter and Susan confide in him, but
he is surprised that they got through the wardrobe, not that
there is a Narnia.

Brenda

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Peter B. Juul

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djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) writes:

[digory in LWW]


> Not a Christian name; he was known as Professor Kirke.

Do you have a reference? I am pretty sure he didn't get named until
TMN.

> Even in LWW, notice how he's completely unsurprised by the
> children's tales of where they've been and what they've done.

That's because he is wise. At the time of LWW, I'm quite certain Lewis
thought of the professor as his own alter ego. This sense is somewhat
strengthened by the fact that Digory Kirke's mother is mortally ill in
TMN.

It's pretty obvious that Lewis hadn't thought through the details of
the Narnia Chronicles. before he wrote LWW. Just look at the plethora
of other humans populating the narnian world in the later books,
whereas they are thought to be a myth in LWW (check mr. Tumnus'
bookshelf).

Actually Lewis claims himself that he had no idea he'd write another
book in the series after LWW.

See http://www.aslan.demon.co.uk/cslfaq.htm#_Toc5085877

It's in the quote right before 3.22.
--
Peter B. Juul, o.-.o "Well," said Aslan, "I suppose we could try lasers."

Bree

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On 22 Dec 2005 01:43:28 +0100, p...@enzym.rnd.uni-c.dk (Peter B. Juul) wrote:

>djh...@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) writes:
>
>[digory in LWW]
>> Not a Christian name; he was known as Professor Kirke.
>
>Do you have a reference? I am pretty sure he didn't get named until
>TMN.
>
>> Even in LWW, notice how he's completely unsurprised by the
>> children's tales of where they've been and what they've done.
>
>That's because he is wise. At the time of LWW, I'm quite certain Lewis
>thought of the professor as his own alter ego.

Agreed. And the Professor had obviously read Lovejoy's THE GREAT CHAIN OF
BEING, and anyway it's all in Plato. Really. The old theologians thought
parallel worlds much more likely than not. God wouldn't have 'grudged' to
leave any possible niche unpopulated.

Imo this is a big reason to read Publication Order. :) For a random
grown-up to be this philosophically open-minded is a magnificent
intellectual achievement (like Lewis's :). If the Professor already knew
about Narnia because he remembered being there (and making the wardrobe out
of the Narnian tree) -- his reaction wouldn't be open-mindedness it would
be coyness, concealing his own knowledge instead of supporting Lucy!

If a child reads Pub Order they get to see the openmindedness for several
books, and then (if they make the connection at all) they get to find out
that Fiction Has Inconsistencies and some things are more important than
consistency.

/snip/

>It's pretty obvious that Lewis hadn't thought through the details of
>the Narnia Chronicles. before he wrote LWW. Just look at the plethora
>of other humans populating the narnian world in the later books,
>whereas they are thought to be a myth in LWW (check mr. Tumnus'
>bookshelf).
>
>Actually Lewis claims himself that he had no idea he'd write another
>book in the series after LWW.
>
>See http://www.aslan.demon.co.uk/cslfaq.htm#_Toc5085877
>
>It's in the quote right before 3.22.

Here it is:

From a 1957 letter to a child:
"The series was not planned beforehand as she thinks. When I wrote The Lion
I did not know I was going to write any more. Then I wrote P. Caspian as a
sequel and still didn't think there would be any more, and when I had done
The Voyage I felt quite sure it would be the last."


--
Bree

Ken from Chicago

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<sp...@aslan.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Can you say "categorary mistake"?
>
>
> Andrew Rilstone

Is "categorary" a typo or some kind of nature / zoological term?

-- Ken from Chicago


Ken from Chicago

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"Evelyn C. Leeper" <ele...@optonline.net> wrote in message
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> Sea Wasp wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>
>>> I saw "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" (based on the book by C.S.
>>> Lewis) on Sunday. Spoilers below:
>>>

<snip>

>>> In this movie, 4 kids, named Lucy, Susan, Edmund, and Peter go through a
>>> wardrobe into a land called "Narnia". It has been winter in Narnia for
>>> 100
>>> years, thanks to a spell cast by the cruel White Witch.
>>>
>>> How have the life forms of Narnia survived?
>>
>>
>> Why isn't Sleeping Beauty withered away and either dead, or in need
>> of months of physical therapy to sit up when the Prince finally shows?
>>
>> This is a fairy tale, basically. Those kind of questions are not
>> going to be answered, any more than "How do beavers, who lack the
>> appropriate voiceboxes and musculature and mouth structure, speak perfect
>> English?".
>
> 1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two beavers
> who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats that the
> children wear."
>
> 2) Does all this really need spoiler space?
>
> --
> Evelyn C. Leeper
> Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives,
> and the sincerest part of our devotion. --Jonathan Swift
>

Animals kill each other for food and shelter, why would they react to the
humans killing animals?

-- Ken from Chicago


westprog

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Dec 22, 2005, 9:11:27 AM12/22/05
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"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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...

> > 1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
beavers
> > who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats that the
> > children wear."

> > 2) Does all this really need spoiler space?


No.

> Animals kill each other for food and shelter, why would they react to the
> humans killing animals?

Talking animals are regarded in Narnia as being equivalent to human. If a
talking animal or a human kills a talking animal, that is murder. The
beavers would assume that the fur coats were taken from non-talking animals,
which is almost certainly true. In TSC, the characters are horrified to find
they are eating a talking animal. (To varying degrees, depending on how
Narnia-accustomed they are).

Talking animals tend to approximate to human size. A beaver in Narnia would
be much larger than a regular beaver. (Horses, OTOH would be about the same
size).

Lewis was one of the few writers to address some of the talking-animal
issues which are ignored in most children's fiction, though he introduced as
many problems as he solved.

J/

Dorothy J Heydt

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Dec 22, 2005, 9:12:37 AM12/22/05
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In article <W9ydnWwd7u6z5jfe...@comcast.com>,

Ken from Chicago <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>
>Animals kill each other for food and shelter, why would they react to the
>humans killing animals?

Depends on whether they're dealing with ordinary animals or
Talking Animals. Cf. Puddleglum's reaction in _The Silver Chair_
when he realizes he's been eating one.

rja.ca...@excite.com

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Dec 22, 2005, 4:49:50 PM12/22/05
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Ken from Chicago wrote:
> Magic.
>
> -- Ken from Chicago
>
> P.S. That said, animals and plants grow in winter.

Extremophiles?

Weren't a lot of living things turned to stone, like in _Yellow
Submarine_?

Is it relevant that at least the first two or three of the Narnia books
at least, were written while Second World War food rationing still
applied in Britain - up to February 1952...

Bree

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On 22 Dec 2005 13:49:50 -0800, "rja.ca...@excite.com"
<rja.ca...@excite.com> wrote:


White Witch as a rationing officer, stopping people from celebrating
Christmas? :) Actually I've heard that Cromwell outlawed Christmas while he
was in power.


Bree
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Eric Tolle

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westprog wrote:
> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:W9ydnWwd7u6z5jfe...@comcast.com...
> ...
> > > 1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
> beavers
> > > who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats that the
> > > children wear."
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > > 2) Does all this really need spoiler space?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> No.
>
> > Animals kill each other for food and shelter, why would they react to the
> > humans killing animals?
>
> Talking animals are regarded in Narnia as being equivalent to human. If a
> talking animal or a human kills a talking animal, that is murder. The
> beavers would assume that the fur coats were taken from non-talking animals,
> which is almost certainly true. In TSC, the characters are horrified to find
> they are eating a talking animal. (To varying degrees, depending on how
> Narnia-accustomed they are).

I have to imagine that that situation makes things difficult for
predators, especially the big hunting cats.

*pounce* "Uh, scuse me- can you talk? Hello? Ouch! Can you- hang on
a second- can you understand me?"

Kurt Busiek

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Dec 23, 2005, 1:32:51 PM12/23/05
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See: Terry Pratchett's Amazing Maurice.

kdb
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Leebehr

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Dec 23, 2005, 2:50:56 PM12/23/05
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IIRC some of the talking animals were slightly larger than the
nonspeaking ones. At least as far as the smaller creatures were
concerned. that _might_ make them easier to identify...

lclough

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Leebehr wrote:

There is also the fact that talking animals tend to be carrying
artifacts (swords, armor), tools (sewing machines) or to be
talking constantly. How annoying it must be to be a Talking Cat
or Fox, and have to search for the -right- prey.

Mike Schilling

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"lclough" <clo...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> Leebehr wrote:
>
>> IIRC some of the talking animals were slightly larger than the
>> nonspeaking ones. At least as far as the smaller creatures were
>> concerned. that _might_ make them easier to identify...
>>
>
>
>
> There is also the fact that talking animals tend to be carrying artifacts
> (swords, armor), tools (sewing machines) or to be talking constantly. How
> annoying it must be to be a Talking Cat or Fox, and have to search for
> the -right- prey.

Did you just eat a talking mouse?

Of course not. Why do you think it was one of those?

Well, it said "Don't eat me!"

Really? I couldn't hear it over my stomach growling.


David Johnston

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Dec 23, 2005, 5:16:41 PM12/23/05
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On 23 Dec 2005 10:20:01 -0800, "Eric Tolle" <ericth...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

The talking animals were generally larger than their dumb cousins and
the only predator I remember from the books was Aslan anyway. Letting
yourself get eaten by Aslan is a holy duty.

Kurt Busiek

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On 2005-12-23 14:16:41 -0800, rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) said:

> The talking animals were generally larger than their dumb cousins and
> the only predator I remember from the books was Aslan anyway. Letting
> yourself get eaten by Aslan is a holy duty.

There are wolves, bears, at least one other lion -- plenty of predators
to be had among the Talking Beasts.

westprog

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"Eric Tolle" <ericth...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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...

> > Talking animals are regarded in Narnia as being equivalent to human. If
a
> > talking animal or a human kills a talking animal, that is murder. The
> > beavers would assume that the fur coats were taken from non-talking
animals,
> > which is almost certainly true. In TSC, the characters are horrified to
find
> > they are eating a talking animal. (To varying degrees, depending on how
> > Narnia-accustomed they are).

> I have to imagine that that situation makes things difficult for
> predators, especially the big hunting cats.

> *pounce* "Uh, scuse me- can you talk? Hello? Ouch! Can you- hang on
> a second- can you understand me?"

I think that talking animals can tell each other from non-talking as well as
humans can distinguish men from women. There might be a few embarassing
mistakes, of course.

J/


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Paul Ciszek

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In article <2005122315045850073-kurtbusiek@aolcomics>,

Kurt Busiek <kurtb...@aol.comics> wrote:
>On 2005-12-23 14:16:41 -0800, rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) said:
>
>> The talking animals were generally larger than their dumb cousins and
>> the only predator I remember from the books was Aslan anyway. Letting
>> yourself get eaten by Aslan is a holy duty.
>
>There are wolves, bears, at least one other lion -- plenty of predators
>to be had among the Talking Beasts.

Yep, ordinary lions AND the talking lion in tLtWatW, who was one of
the "good guys" at least in that he was an enemy of the witch who
was depetrified and recruited for the big battle. Althought he
seemed to attache great importance to the fact that he was a lion,
it was pretty clear that he was no one special.

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Tim Bruening

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David Johnston wrote:

There was a Talking Lion statue at the Witch's castle. I assume that once he was
unstoned, he would eat animals.

Tim Bruening

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Dorothy J Heydt wrote:

But he had buried the Rings he and his girlfriend had used to visit Narnia,
and I didn't get the impression that he had known about the magic portal in
his wardrobe before the kids went through.

Tim Bruening

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westprog wrote:

> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:W9ydnWwd7u6z5jfe...@comcast.com...
> ...
> > > 1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
> beavers
> > > who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats that the
> > > children wear."
>
> > > 2) Does all this really need spoiler space?
>
> No.
>
> > Animals kill each other for food and shelter, why would they react to the
> > humans killing animals?
>
> Talking animals are regarded in Narnia as being equivalent to human. If a
> talking animal or a human kills a talking animal, that is murder. The
> beavers would assume that the fur coats were taken from non-talking animals,
> which is almost certainly true. In TSC, the characters are horrified to find
> they are eating a talking animal. (To varying degrees, depending on how
> Narnia-accustomed they are).
>
> Talking animals tend to approximate to human size. A beaver in Narnia would
> be much larger than a regular beaver. (Horses, OTOH would be about the same
> size).

The talking horse I saw in the movie was as large as a normal horse.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 24, 2005, 3:32:15 AM12/24/05
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lclough wrote:

> Leebehr wrote:
>
> > IIRC some of the talking animals were slightly larger than the
> > nonspeaking ones. At least as far as the smaller creatures were
> > concerned. that _might_ make them easier to identify...
> >
>
> There is also the fact that talking animals tend to be carrying
> artifacts (swords, armor), tools (sewing machines) or to be
> talking constantly. How annoying it must be to be a Talking Cat
> or Fox, and have to search for the -right- prey.

The existence of sewing machines in Narnia indicates a technology
equivalent to at least the 19th century (I understand that sewing
machines were invented in the 19th century). Why don't the Narnians
have guns (invented long before the 19th century)?

Tim Bruening

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Paul Ciszek wrote:

> In article <NRcqf.3200$DM5...@fe08.lga>,


> Evelyn C. Leeper <ele...@optonline.net> wrote:
> >
> >1) And as Mark noted in his review, "Mr. and Mrs. Beaver [are] two
> >beavers who talk but never say their reaction to the enormous fur coats
> >that the children wear."
>

> There are ordinary as well as talking animals in Narnia, and the people
> and many of the beasts are not vegetarians. Decent Narnians, human and
> otherwise, find the idea of eating a *talking* animal repugnant, while
> not having a problem with meat in general. The same should go for fur
> and leather.

I expect that the ordinary animals would have had severe difficulties
surviving that 100 year winter!

Tim Bruening

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Ross Presser wrote:

> On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 20:04:38 GMT, Christopher J. Henrich wrote:
>
> > And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
> > frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
> > complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the 19th
> > century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier. Where in
> > Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high technology?
>

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sewing_Machine
>
> The first known attempt at a mechanical device for sewing was by the German
> born Charles Fredrick Wiesenthal, who was working in England. He was
> awarded British Patent No. 701 in 1755 for a double pointed needle with an
> eye at one end. This needle was designed to be passed through the cloth by
> a pair of mechanical fingers and grasped on the other side by a second
> pair.
>
> (OK, so it's only half a century earlier than you thought, and the
> industrial base was definitely starting up ... I just couldn't resist.)

At that time, there were already guns in Europe and in the Americas. Why
doesn't the Narnia of Peter's time have guns?

David Johnston

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Just because you have fine mechanical engineering on the order of the
19th century doesn't mean you have mastered chemicals that go boom.

>

David Johnston

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Probably not, now that I think about it. Predators were herbivores in
the garden of Eden.


>

Tim Bruening

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David Johnston wrote:

With all that snow, Narnia didn't look like the Garden of Eden to me!

serg271

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Tim Bruening wrote:

> At that time, there were already guns in Europe and in the Americas. Why
> doesn't the Narnia of Peter's time have guns?

No easy access to sulphur ?

Steven L.

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Tim Bruening wrote:

> The existence of sewing machines in Narnia indicates a technology
> equivalent to at least the 19th century (I understand that sewing
> machines were invented in the 19th century). Why don't the Narnians
> have guns (invented long before the 19th century)?

I'll humor you by discussing this fantasy movie as if it's science fiction:

Civilizations don't all progress at the same rates, nor do they make the
same technological advances in the same order:

Why didn't the Mayans invent the wheel when it had already been invented
elsewhere? They had a better calendar than other civilizations, but no
wheel.


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lclough

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Tim Bruening wrote:


Obviously, because they do not actually manufacture anything of
this sort, paws and beaks anc claws not being handy for the
operation of heavy equipment. All this stuff is made someplace
far away (Calormene? Archenland?) and imported. With what is
the Narnian economy paying for these imports? I suggest that
there is a reason why the funerary customs of the country are
never gone into. Mortuaries in Narnia also double as tanneries
and fur exporters. You could probably do something with the
meat as well...

Sea Wasp

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Dec 24, 2005, 1:28:37 PM12/24/05
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lclough wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>>
>> lclough wrote:
>>
>>
>>> Leebehr wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> IIRC some of the talking animals were slightly larger than the
>>>> nonspeaking ones. At least as far as the smaller creatures were
>>>> concerned. that _might_ make them easier to identify...
>>>>
>>>
>>> There is also the fact that talking animals tend to be carrying
>>> artifacts (swords, armor), tools (sewing machines) or to be
>>> talking constantly. How annoying it must be to be a Talking Cat
>>> or Fox, and have to search for the -right- prey.
>>
>>
>>
>> The existence of sewing machines in Narnia indicates a technology
>> equivalent to at least the 19th century (I understand that sewing
>> machines were invented in the 19th century). Why don't the Narnians
>> have guns (invented long before the 19th century)?
>>
>
>
> Obviously, because they do not actually manufacture anything of this
> sort, paws and beaks anc claws not being handy for the operation of
> heavy equipment. All this stuff is made someplace far away (Calormene?
> Archenland?) and imported. With what is the Narnian economy paying for
> these imports? I suggest that there is a reason why the funerary
> customs of the country are never gone into. Mortuaries in Narnia also
> double as tanneries and fur exporters. You could probably do something
> with the meat as well...

"Soylent Narnia"?


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Bree

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They'd beat them all into sewing machines?

David L. Burkhead

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Paul Ciszek wrote:
> In article <2005122315045850073-kurtbusiek@aolcomics>,
> Kurt Busiek <kurtb...@aol.comics> wrote:
>> On 2005-12-23 14:16:41 -0800, rgo...@block.net (David Johnston)
>> said:
>>
>>> The talking animals were generally larger than their dumb cousins
>>> and the only predator I remember from the books was Aslan anyway.
>>> Letting yourself get eaten by Aslan is a holy duty.
>>
>> There are wolves, bears, at least one other lion -- plenty of
>> predators to be had among the Talking Beasts.
>
> Yep, ordinary lions AND the talking lion in tLtWatW, who was one of
> the "good guys" at least in that he was an enemy of the witch who
> was depetrified and recruited for the big battle. Althought he
> seemed to attache great importance to the fact that he was a lion,
> it was pretty clear that he was no one special.

WHILE true
"He said 'us lions.' That means him and me."
WEND


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David L. Burkhead

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Consider the breakfasts of centaurs described in, I believe, The Silver
Chair. (Centaurs have human stomachs and horse stomachs and both want
breakfast.)

David L. Burkhead

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He may not knkow about the magic portal, but once you've been there with
magic rings, it's no longer any great stretch to imagine someone else going
there by other means.

David L. Burkhead

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That's one thing that annoys me about Civ III. Anybody who has livestock
has access to saltpeter. It's _sulphur_ that you need to obtain from
natural stocks.

jager...@gmail.com

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Chronicles of Narnia isn't hard sci-fi. It's science fiction/fantasy
that plays hard and fast with the rules. If it has magic, then it's
usually not hard sci-fi. For that matter ask how the faun is able to
balance himself or how Azlan talks.

westprog

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:43AD03AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

The talking animals tended to be approximately the same size, so they could
form a functioning society. They were mostly on human scale. Reepicheep is
the size of a human midget. There would be no point in the horses growing
much bigger. That does mean that a talking lion is at constant risk of
eating a talking horse. Probably he sticks to rabbits and beavers, so he can
be safe.

J/


westprog

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<jager...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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It's not a fantasy in the same sense as most of the adult fantasy now
published - or even as LOTR. It's a fairy story. Economic coherence would
not be appropriate in such a book.

J/


Tim Bruening

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lclough wrote:

> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> >
> > lclough wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Leebehr wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>IIRC some of the talking animals were slightly larger than the
> >>>nonspeaking ones. At least as far as the smaller creatures were
> >>>concerned. that _might_ make them easier to identify...
> >>>
> >>
> >>There is also the fact that talking animals tend to be carrying
> >>artifacts (swords, armor), tools (sewing machines) or to be
> >>talking constantly. How annoying it must be to be a Talking Cat
> >>or Fox, and have to search for the -right- prey.
> >
> >
> > The existence of sewing machines in Narnia indicates a technology
> > equivalent to at least the 19th century (I understand that sewing
> > machines were invented in the 19th century). Why don't the Narnians
> > have guns (invented long before the 19th century)?
> >
>
> Obviously, because they do not actually manufacture anything of
> this sort, paws and beaks anc claws not being handy for the
> operation of heavy equipment. All this stuff is made someplace
> far away (Calormene? Archenland?) and imported. With what is
> the Narnian economy paying for these imports? I suggest that
> there is a reason why the funerary customs of the country are
> never gone into. Mortuaries in Narnia also double as tanneries
> and fur exporters. You could probably do something with the
> meat as well...

If Calormen or Archenland have sewing machine technology, why don't they
have gun technology too?

David Johnston

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Dec 25, 2005, 5:54:20 PM12/25/05
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On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 13:49:50 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:


>> never gone into. Mortuaries in Narnia also double as tanneries
>> and fur exporters. You could probably do something with the
>> meat as well...
>
>If Calormen or Archenland have sewing machine technology, why don't they
>have gun technology too?
>

What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
to gun technology?

Tim Bruening

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David Johnston wrote:

I was thinking that a culture capable of making sewing machines would also be
capable of making guns, and would do so to fend off enemies.

lclough

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Dec 25, 2005, 6:52:47 PM12/25/05
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Tim Bruening wrote:


I on the other hand was thinking about the notorious
bloodthirstiness of seamstresses. They'd as soon slash your
throat with a seam ripper as look at you. And knitters are your
classic ninja assassins. Why do you think the TSA banned
knitting needles? A circular needle is the perfect garotte, and
is available at any craft store.

David Johnston

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On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:46:58 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>>
>> What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
>> to gun technology?
>
>I was thinking that a culture capable of making sewing machines would also be
>capable of making guns,

You think sewing machines are powered by gunpowder?

Kurt Busiek

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Only the best ones.

Common Narnian sewing machines are powered by nitroglycerin.

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Fireworks are mentioned several times in the stories, so the Narnians
do have gunpowder.

Peter Wezeman
anti-social Darwinist

Tim Bruening

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peterw...@hotmail.com wrote:

Where are fireworks mentioned, and why didn't the White Witch use them
against the Narnian freedom fighters?

Brion K. Lienhart

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:17:28 AM12/26/05
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Tim Bruening wrote:

> I was thinking that a culture capable of making sewing machines would also be
> capable of making guns, and would do so to fend off enemies.
>

Is there some part of the word "allegory" that you don't understand? I
suggest you invest in a good dictionary. The Chronicles of Narnia are
not history books, they are *STORIES* with talking animals etc standing
in for various groups on our Earth.

Brion K. Lienhart

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:19:16 AM12/26/05
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David Johnston wrote:

>>I have to imagine that that situation makes things difficult for
>>predators, especially the big hunting cats.
>>
>>*pounce* "Uh, scuse me- can you talk? Hello? Ouch! Can you- hang on
>>a second- can you understand me?"
>>
>
>
> The talking animals were generally larger than their dumb cousins and
> the only predator I remember from the books was Aslan anyway. Letting
> yourself get eaten by Aslan is a holy duty.
>

I haven't read the books in a while, but there were quite a few
leopards, and a couple of tigers, IIRC in Aslan's Army.

Mark Atwood

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:28:21 AM12/26/05
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rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) writes:
>
> What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
> to gun technology?

They use pretty much exactly the same materials, machineing, tool&die,
and manufacturing techniques.

During WW2 in the US, sewing machine production came to a dead stop,
as all the factories that made them were (without too much effort)
converted over to manufacturing small arms.

If you can build a sewing machine, you can build a WW2 era battle
rifle, and you can build an AK-47 knock-off. You can also make the
brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)

The only possible "out" would be an Alien Space Bat scenario, similar
to _Dies the Fire_, where in this case the ASB in question would be
Aslan, who would have had to slipped into the Creation Song a verse
along the lines of "the chemistry of life works, possibly aided by
some sort of non-rational magic, but the chemistry of explosives
doesnt work".

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:29:47 AM12/26/05
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rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) writes:
>
> You think sewing machines are powered by gunpowder?

No, but the skills required to make a sewing machine is the same
skills required to make a gun and to make bullets.

mec...@yahoo.com

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Mark Atwood wrote:

> If you can build a sewing machine, you can build a WW2 era battle
> rifle, and you can build an AK-47 knock-off. You can also make the
> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)

> The only possible "out" would be an Alien Space Bat scenario, similar
> to _Dies the Fire_, where in this case the ASB in question would be
> Aslan, who would have had to slipped into the Creation Song a verse
> along the lines of "the chemistry of life works, possibly aided by
> some sort of non-rational magic, but the chemistry of explosives
> doesnt work".

There's also the Doctor Who "out", where practically every
creature out there is impervious to bullets (thus rendering
Pertwee era UNIT dependent upon the Doctor to come up
with some clever non-bullet based way to deal with the
alien/robot/dinosaur menace).

Isaac Kuo

Mark Atwood

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:19:11 AM12/26/05
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mec...@yahoo.com writes:
>
> There's also the Doctor Who "out", where practically every
> creature out there is impervious to bullets (thus rendering
> Pertwee era UNIT dependent upon the Doctor to come up
> with some clever non-bullet based way to deal with the
> alien/robot/dinosaur menace).

The Bureau 13 books sometimes have had fun with the reverse of that.

There is a mention of a demon/goddess who was "hot stuff" millenia
ago. Her only material weakness was that steel. Oops.

And there were waves of monsters who were suspectable to only one
metal. Lead. Oops.

Mark Atwood

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:23:25 AM12/26/05
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"Brion K. Lienhart" <bri...@lienhart.name> writes:
>
> I haven't read the books in a while, but there were quite a few
> leopards, and a couple of tigers, IIRC in Aslan's Army.

They were in the movie. And *somebody* studied feline body language,
because they "bowed" to Aslan exactly the way a cat expresses respect
and trust in someone, by slowly blinking.

Peter Trei

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Dec 26, 2005, 5:19:37 PM12/26/05
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David L. Burkhead wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>>Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
>>
>>
>>>In article <40u1k2F...@individual.net>,
>>>Sean O'Hara <sean...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>In the Year of the Cock, the Great and Powerful Christopher J.
>>>>Henrich declared:
>>>>
>>>>>And (in the book - I don't remember it from the movie) Mrs. Beaver
>>>>>frets about leaving behind her sewing machine. Sewing machines are
>>>>>complicated manufactured goods. The first ones were made in the
>>>>>19th century, and I bet they would have been impossible earlier.
>>>>>Where in Narnia is the industrial base needed for such high
>>>>>technology?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Don't the Beavers live fairly close to the wardrobe? Obviously
>>>>Wossisname, the guy the children were staying with, had a thriving
>>>>import/export business going.
>>>
>>>Professor Digory Kirke. Who had, of course, been there before
>>>himself.
>>
>>But he had buried the Rings he and his girlfriend had used to visit
>>Narnia, and I didn't get the impression that he had known about the
>>magic portal in his wardrobe before the kids went through.
>
> He may not knkow about the magic portal, but once you've been there with
> magic rings, it's no longer any great stretch to imagine someone else going
> there by other means.

It's been a *long* time since I read "The Magician's Nephew", but IIRC,
the rings are buried surrounding an apple tree, grown from the core
of an apple Jadis picked and ate in Narnia. The wardrobe is made
from wood cut from that tree.

The Professor knew all this, and so while he had never passed through
the wardrobe, he's very aware that is has connections to Narnia.

Peter Trei

Dan Drake

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Dec 26, 2005, 8:06:12 PM12/26/05
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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:09:06 UTC, "westprog" <west...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> I think that talking animals can tell each other from non-talking as well as
> humans can distinguish men from women. There might be a few embarassing
> mistakes, of course.


In each case.


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Bree

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:-) Jeweler's paste.

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Dec 26, 2005, 10:25:34 PM12/26/05
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In article <43aecb2...@news.telusplanet.net>,
rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) wrote:

> On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 13:49:50 -0800, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>
> >> never gone into. Mortuaries in Narnia also double as tanneries
> >> and fur exporters. You could probably do something with the
> >> meat as well...
> >
> >If Calormen or Archenland have sewing machine technology, why don't they
> >have gun technology too?

Gun manufacture sort of led to sewing machine manufacture (mass
production of standardized parts). Gunpowder, per se, was unrelated,
except that nations *really* wanted to make a *lot* of gunpowder weapons
cheaply, which drove the manufacturing process.

But there's no reason that machines like sewing machines couldn't have
come about after, say, agricultural machinery technology made their
development and mass production possible.

Steve Hix

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Dec 26, 2005, 10:28:50 PM12/26/05
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In article <43AF2F72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

One that could make sewing machines might never have stumbled over gun
powder.

Steve Hix

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Dec 26, 2005, 10:30:18 PM12/26/05
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In article <m21x001...@amsu.fallenpegasus.com>,
Mark Atwood <m...@mark.atwood.name> wrote:

> rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) writes:
> >
> > What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
> > to gun technology?
>
> They use pretty much exactly the same materials, machineing, tool&die,
> and manufacturing techniques.
>
> During WW2 in the US, sewing machine production came to a dead stop,
> as all the factories that made them were (without too much effort)
> converted over to manufacturing small arms.
>
> If you can build a sewing machine, you can build a WW2 era battle
> rifle, and you can build an AK-47 knock-off. You can also make the
> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)

What if you've never developed any propellants?

Howard Brazee

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Dec 26, 2005, 10:47:23 PM12/26/05
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On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 19:28:50 -0800, Steve Hix
<se...@NOSPAMspeakeasy.netINVALID> wrote:

>One that could make sewing machines might never have stumbled over gun
>powder.

Trouble is, explosives are so useful, and accidental explosives are
easy to discover.

Brion K. Lienhart

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:36:08 PM12/26/05
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Dan Drake wrote:

> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:09:06 UTC, "westprog" <west...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>I think that talking animals can tell each other from non-talking as well as
>>humans can distinguish men from women. There might be a few embarassing
>>mistakes, of course.
>
>
>
> In each case.
>

Cue the "That's Pat" theme song. :)

Bree

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:30:46 PM12/26/05
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I can't believe that in Narnia anyone makes sewing machines. I think
beavers just inherit them.


Bree
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David Goldfarb

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Dec 27, 2005, 12:49:41 AM12/27/05
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In article <m2u0cwq...@amsu.fallenpegasus.com>,

Mark Atwood <m...@mark.atwood.name> wrote:
>mec...@yahoo.com writes:
>>
>> There's also the Doctor Who "out", where practically every
>> creature out there is impervious to bullets (thus rendering
>> Pertwee era UNIT dependent upon the Doctor to come up
>> with some clever non-bullet based way to deal with the
>> alien/robot/dinosaur menace).
>
>The Bureau 13 books sometimes have had fun with the reverse of that.
>
>There is a mention of a demon/goddess who was "hot stuff" millenia
>ago. Her only material weakness was that steel. Oops.
>
>And there were waves of monsters who were suspectable to only one
>metal. Lead. Oops.

ObBuffy: The Judge and the rocket launcher. "What's that do?"

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Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 3:06:24 AM12/27/05
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Tim Bruening wrote:

I have found a reference to fireworks in "Prince Caspian" (Chapter 5,
"Caspian's Adventure in the Mountains, page 28 of paperback). Fireworks
are being launched to celebrate the birth of a prince. I'm surprised that
the evil and violent King Miraz didn't think to use fireworks as weapons
against Caspian's army.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 3:10:34 AM12/27/05
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Peter Trei wrote:

The apple in question was picked by Digory and fed to his mother.

The apple tree in England swayed whenever its parent tree in Narnia was blown
about by the wind. Eventually, the English tree got blown down. Did the parent
tree (which had repelled Jadis the White Witch) in Narnia fall down too at the
same time, allowing the White Witch to take over Narnia?

Mark Atwood

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Dec 27, 2005, 3:23:23 AM12/27/05
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Steve Hix <se...@NOSPAMspeakeasy.netINVALID> writes:
>> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
>> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
>> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)
>
> What if you've never developed any propellants?

You are not have the metallurgy required to make sewing machine parts
without having enough practical chemistry to make black powder.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:15:38 AM12/27/05
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Mark Atwood wrote:

> rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) writes:
> >
> > What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
> > to gun technology?
>
> They use pretty much exactly the same materials, machineing, tool&die,
> and manufacturing techniques.
>
> During WW2 in the US, sewing machine production came to a dead stop,
> as all the factories that made them were (without too much effort)
> converted over to manufacturing small arms.
>
> If you can build a sewing machine, you can build a WW2 era battle
> rifle, and you can build an AK-47 knock-off. You can also make the
> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)
>
> The only possible "out" would be an Alien Space Bat scenario, similar
> to _Dies the Fire_, where in this case the ASB in question would be
> Aslan, who would have had to slipped into the Creation Song a verse
> along the lines of "the chemistry of life works, possibly aided by
> some sort of non-rational magic, but the chemistry of explosives
> doesnt work".

Yet in Prince/King Caspian's time, the Telmarines have fireworks.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:16:56 AM12/27/05
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Mark Atwood wrote:

> rgo...@block.net (David Johnston) writes:
> >
> > What makes you think that sewing machine technology inevitably leads
> > to gun technology?
>
> They use pretty much exactly the same materials, machineing, tool&die,
> and manufacturing techniques.
>
> During WW2 in the US, sewing machine production came to a dead stop,
> as all the factories that made them were (without too much effort)
> converted over to manufacturing small arms.
>
> If you can build a sewing machine, you can build a WW2 era battle
> rifle, and you can build an AK-47 knock-off. You can also make the
> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)
>
> The only possible "out" would be an Alien Space Bat scenario, similar
> to _Dies the Fire_, where in this case the ASB in question would be
> Aslan, who would have had to slipped into the Creation Song a verse
> along the lines of "the chemistry of life works, possibly aided by
> some sort of non-rational magic, but the chemistry of explosives
> doesnt work".

So an alien space bat sent Nantucket back in time and eliminated
electricity. What chance do we have against the alien space bat?

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:19:48 AM12/27/05
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mec...@yahoo.com wrote:

All the Narnia creatures looked vulnerable to bullets to me!

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:23:58 AM12/27/05
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Steve Hix wrote:

However, the Narnia of Prince Caspian's time has fireworks, which explode using
gunpowder.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:24:47 AM12/27/05
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Steve Hix wrote:

Prince Caspian's Narnia can launch fireworks, meaning that they have
propellents.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:25:50 AM12/27/05
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Bree wrote:

Where did the beavers get their sewing machine?

Tim Bruening

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Dec 27, 2005, 4:27:54 AM12/27/05
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Mark Atwood wrote:

> Steve Hix <se...@NOSPAMspeakeasy.netINVALID> writes:
> >> brass and bullets, and you build the (re)loader to put them
> >> together. (In fact, the AK-47 would be *easier* to build than the
> >> sewing machine. A lot fewer parts, and a lot looser tolerances.)
> >
> > What if you've never developed any propellants?
>
> You are not have the metallurgy required to make sewing machine parts
> without having enough practical chemistry to make black powder.

Metallurgy: Goblin that makes metal objects.

Allergy: Goblin that sneezes.

Bree

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Dec 27, 2005, 5:53:47 AM12/27/05
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On Tue, 27 Dec 2005 01:25:50 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>Bree wrote:

/snip/

>> I can't believe that in Narnia anyone makes sewing machines. I think
>> beavers just inherit them.
>
>Where did the beavers get their sewing machine?


Maybe the first one grew, like the lamppost.


Bree

Mark Atwood

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Dec 27, 2005, 6:08:41 AM12/27/05
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> writes:
>
> All the Narnia creatures looked vulnerable to bullets to me!

They certainly didn't seem to have any blood in them tho.

"Peter! Clean your sword."
"Of *what*?"

Peter B. Juul

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Dec 27, 2005, 7:18:57 AM12/27/05
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> writes:

> > One that could make sewing machines might never have stumbled over gun
> > powder.
>
> However, the Narnia of Prince Caspian's time has fireworks, which explode using
> gunpowder.

The telmarines' ancestors are earthling pirates that probably gad guns
with them.

--
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Peter B. Juul

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Dec 27, 2005, 7:21:31 AM12/27/05
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> writes:

> I have found a reference to fireworks in "Prince Caspian" (Chapter 5,
> "Caspian's Adventure in the Mountains, page 28 of paperback). Fireworks
> are being launched to celebrate the birth of a prince. I'm surprised that
> the evil and violent King Miraz didn't think to use fireworks as weapons
> against Caspian's army.

Narnia is a flat world. The stars take on human form. Animals
talk. And guns just plain don't work. Fireworks do. Guns don't.

--
Peter B. Juul, o.-.o

The RockBear. ((^))

I speak only 0}._.{0

for myself. O/ \O

westprog

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Dec 27, 2005, 10:00:12 AM12/27/05
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"Dan Drake" <d...@dandrake.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:09:06 UTC, "westprog" <west...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> > I think that talking animals can tell each other from non-talking as
well as
> > humans can distinguish men from women. There might be a few embarassing
> > mistakes, of course.
>
>
> In each case.

I can imagine bringing a horse to a party just to watch the guest try to
talk to him. (Wouldn't work with the smaller animals, of course).

J/


westprog

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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...

> I have found a reference to fireworks in "Prince Caspian" (Chapter 5,
> "Caspian's Adventure in the Mountains, page 28 of paperback). Fireworks
> are being launched to celebrate the birth of a prince. I'm surprised that
> the evil and violent King Miraz didn't think to use fireworks as weapons
> against Caspian's army.

Because any culture smart enough to invent fireworks would quickly learn to
use gunpowder as a weapon? Inevitable, right?

J/


nemo

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Dec 27, 2005, 11:14:41 AM12/27/05
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Yes! We have no baNarnias!
We have no baNarnias today!

Metal Lurghi: A disease from The Goon Show which has spread to robots.

Kurt Busiek

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Dec 27, 2005, 12:41:10 PM12/27/05
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Where have you found reference to him not using fireworks against them?

kdb
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Kurt Busiek

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Dec 27, 2005, 12:44:34 PM12/27/05
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Where does it say that Telmarine fireworks explode using gunpowder?

Kurt Busiek

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Where does it say that those fireworks are launched with conventional
propellants?

Kurt Busiek

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Dec 27, 2005, 12:46:53 PM12/27/05
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For 50% of them, Santa Claus. Thus, it's possible that they got both
from Santa.

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