Moon
Michael Christ
Garfield. Godfred said to Garfield, God just told me that one day man would
walk upon the moon.
Garfield gazed upwardly and began to ponder such a possibility for a brief
incontinent moment, but suddenly was so overcome with complete disbelief
that he fell to the ground. He then raised himself up and ran quickly to
the town sheriff passing on Godfred's words. Later that afternoon Godfred
was seized by the town bailiffs and thrown into the mental retard section of
the local jail.
Apparently the town mayor was an arsehole with a one track mind focused on
the glory of his own thoughts of what is possible and what is not.
Yes, you've guessed it, the town mayor was an atheist, and at the moment is
grizzling and whining somewhere because a rough leaf pineapple is being
rammed repeatedly up a certain orifice for eternity.
If only he had believed.
Michael Christ
bob young
Michael Christ wrote:
You mean this kind of thing ?
The universe revolves around the earth.
Stars are pinpricks in the heavens.
The world is flat (and on pillars)
Bats are a kind of bird.
Rabbits chew their cud.
There is enough water to flood the entire planet
Women were created from a man's rib
Rainbows are a promise from God
[Acknowledgements to 'James, Seattle']
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Fred Thomas
"Michael Christ" <jesus...@father.com> wrote in message
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> Michael Christ
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Thurisaz, warrior of Thor
> Apparently the town mayor was an arsehole with a one track mind focused on
> the glory of his own thoughts of what is possible and what is not.
Translation: He was a literalist morontheist. All assuming of course that
this fairy tale is true.
> Yes, you've guessed it, the town mayor was an atheist,
Lying for jebus I see?
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Thurisaz, warrior of Thor, natural enemy of morontheism
The judgment of morontheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Michael Christ
"Thurisaz, warrior of Thor" <MAILTOs...@carcosa.de> wrote in message
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> Morontheist "Michael Christ":
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>> Apparently the town mayor was an arsehole with a one track mind focused
>> on
>> the glory of his own thoughts of what is possible and what is not.
>
> Translation: He was a literalist morontheist. All assuming of course that
> this fairy tale is true.
>
>> Yes, you've guessed it, the town mayor was an atheist,
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor, natural enemy of morontheism wrote:
> Lying for jebus I see?
Yeah, you got a problem with that your holiness??
You're a worry, Thursday, warrior of Thor.
Michael Christ
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor
>> Lying for jebus I see?
> Yeah, you got a problem with that your holiness??
Open admission to lying noted.
> You're a worry, Thursday, warrior of Thor.
Your attempt at insulting me is as feeble as everything else about your
morontheism.
And just a fun fact, Thursday actually means "Thor's day". Always hilarious
to see the ignorant defeat themselves.
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Thurisaz, warrior of Thor, natural enemy of morontheism
The judgment of morontheism: http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Michael Christ
You ran away from my question, your perfectnessness.
Michael Christ
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor
even if there would have been one, why should I reply to a typical
morontheist that openly admits that lying is absolutly normal to it?
Michael Christ
> There was no question worth my time for replying to it, morontheist. And
> even if there would have been one, why should I reply to a typical
> morontheist that openly admits that lying is absolutly normal to it?
Because then you would discover the fact that you are a hypocrite like the
religious lot, and we can't have that now, Thorboy.
Michael Christ
Thurisaz, warrior of Thor
Yeah right. And the sky is pink.
Qadosh Stephanos
The greatest alibi is to portray yourself as being not part of us.
Apostle Paul chosen by Messiah, or did he make himself the chosen?
The Book, translated to English in 1611 AD. What took you so long?