dogs on the Internet

[Tom Hogarth]

From a cartoon in THE NEWYORKER this summer

One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

[Bob Branner]

I find it helpfull to portray myself as a human, when in reality I am a
Labrador Retriever named SAM .................

[Jorn Barger]

In article <931107.4086...@delphi.com>,

Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"

[Mark Crafts]

In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>
>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"

On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>

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Mark Crafts :: mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov
Harris Space Systems :: Melbourne, FL

[John Berger]

In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:
>From: mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts)
>Subject: Re: dogs on the Internet
>Date: Tue, 9 Nov 1993 13:41:47 GMT

>In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger)
>writes:
>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>
>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>

On ba.weather, no one knows if you're in the fog.

[Dianne Hackborn]

In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,

Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
| >
| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>

On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.

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Oregon State University Isn't it terrific!''" -- Frank Zappa

[Ben A. Ostrowsky]

-+-+/One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
| /"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
-+/Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
/On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.
/On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.

On rec.games.video.classic.robotron-2084, no one knows you're a prog.

[she...@netcom.com]

Tom Hogarth <TOMHO...@delphi.com> writes:

That could almost be a sendup from the ads for the orginal "Alien":

"On the Internet, no one can hear you bark!"

-shelley

--
Will you come quietly or must I use earplugs?

[Adam Haberlach]

In article <2bop9t...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,

Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,
>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:

>| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>| >
>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>

>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.

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Student/Hacker 'Frat Boy', 'Band Nerd',
Oregon State University and 'Computer Geek', but...

[Frank R. Dana Jr.]

In article <2bpg2k$3...@gaia.ucs.orst.edu>,

Adam Haberlach <habe...@OES.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>In article <2bop9t...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,
>Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>>In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,
>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>| >
>>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.

On alt.sci.hubble, no one knows when things get a little fuzzy.

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[Iain P. Grier]

In article <2bpg2k$3...@gaia.ucs.orst.edu>,
Adam Haberlach <habe...@OES.ORST.EDU> wrote:

>In article <2bop9t...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,
>Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>>In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,
>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.

>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.

On talk.abortion, no one knows you're Dr. Morgue

[Mark Farone]

In article <CGAD5...@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, ipg...@steam.uwaterloo.ca
(Iain P. Grier) wrote:
[several quite clever replies deleted]

> >>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
> >>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.
> >>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
> >On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
> On talk.abortion, no one knows you're Dr. Morgue

And, of course, on alt.beating.dead.horse noone knows when to stop.

;)

_________________________
Mark Farone
University of Florida
Mark_...@sfa.ufl.edu

[STRA...@delphi.com]

personally...I prefer truth in advertising.....I am, after all...Strawdog

"I ride tandem
with the random..."

[Jochen 'Bitch' Bedersdorfer]

> >In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,
> >Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
> >| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
> >| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
> >| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
> >| >
> >| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
> >| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
> >On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
> On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.

On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.

Jochen
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Jochen Bedersdorfer (bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de) |
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Jurassic Park und Microsoft? |
| Bei dem einen versucht ein reicher Irrer mit Dingen Geld zu |
| machen, die eigentlich seit ewiger Zeit ausgestorben sein |
| sollten und das andere ist ein Film von Stephen Spielberg. |
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

[D. Anton Sherwood]

In article <jberge...@novell.com> jbe...@novell.com (John Berger) writes:
>In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:
>>From: mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts)

>>In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger)
>>writes:

>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>On ba.weather, no one knows if you're in the fog.

On alt.clams, no one knows you're a quahog.
--
Anton Sherwood DAS...@netcom.com
+1 415 267 0685 1800 Market St #207, San Francisco, California 94102

[Doug Andersen]

In article <2bop9t...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,
Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:

>In article <1993Nov9.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov>,
>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:

>| In article <2bnoqe$j...@Notwerk.mcs.com> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>| >>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>| >>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>| >
>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog. <cascade hereby instigated ;-)>

>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
On alt.support.diet, no one knows you're eating chocolate donuts

--
Doug Andersen
do...@eskimo.com

[ROBERT L SILVA]

In <Mark_Farone-...@128.227.37.18> Mark_...@sfa.ufl.edu writes:

> In article <CGAD5...@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, ipg...@steam.uwaterloo.ca
> (Iain P. Grier) wrote:
> [several quite clever replies deleted]
> > >>| >Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
> > >>| On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.
> > >>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
> > >On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
> > On talk.abortion, no one knows you're Dr. Morgue
>

> On alt.fashion.shoes no one knows you're a clog.

[Graham Hubert Freeman]

bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:

>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>>| jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>>|>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>|>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>|>
>>>|>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>>|On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.

On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork

Graham the Happy Scum aka Graham H Freeman +-------~;
s211...@cs.unsw.oz.au * You're free enough to do nothing |Uni of /
,-Grudnuk demand Sustenance! Funk is its own reward! HOYA!- |NSW->*'
`==Linux is Doovy==Hunners are Groovy!==Qbex Onvg==Albury-->`~`*./

[Dianne Hackborn]

In article <1993Nov15.0...@usage.csd.unsw.oz.au>,

Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
| bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
| >>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:

| >>>| jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
| >>>|>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
| >>>|>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
| >>>|>
| >>>|>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
| >>>|On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
| >>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
| >>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
| >On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.

| On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.

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Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Information in not knowledge; Knowledge is not
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty;
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne Beauty is not love; Love is not music;
Oregon State University Music is THE BEST. . ." -- Frank Zappa

[Clay Irving]

hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>>>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.

On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.

--
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[Kosmatos Odisseas]

Clay Irving (cl...@panix.com) wrote:
>hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
>>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
>>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>>>>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
>On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.

On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.

--
|~~~~|_ Odisseas Kosmatos "Sports and Party's is the
| O .| | Math, Informatique key of the success"
|.o |_| kosm...@jsp.umontreal.ca - Francis Demers
|_._o| sha...@mafalda.math.mcgill.ca Etudiant en Informatique

[Dianne Hackborn]

In article <CGJAM...@cc.umontreal.ca>,

Kosmatos Odisseas <kosm...@JSP.UMontreal.CA> wrote:
| Clay Irving (cl...@panix.com) wrote:
| >hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
| >>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
| >>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
| >>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
| >>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
| >>>>>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
| >>>>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
| >>>>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
| >>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
| >>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
| >>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
| >>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
| >>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
| >>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
| >On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
| On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.

On alt.drugs, no one knows you're a narc.

-------------------------------------------------------
Dianne Kyra Hackborn "The real question is:
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu Is it possible to laugh
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne while fucking?"
Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa

[Gilles Gravier]

In article <1993Nov15.0...@usage.csd.unsw.oz.au> s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au (Graham Hubert Freeman) writes:
>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:

>>>>| jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>>>|>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>>|>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>>|>
>>>>|>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>>>|On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.

>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
On soc.culture.france, no one knows youre a dogue...
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[Craig Bruce]

Dianne Hackborn (hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU) wrote:
: In article <CGJAM...@cc.umontreal.ca>,

: Kosmatos Odisseas <kosm...@JSP.UMontreal.CA> wrote:
: | Clay Irving (cl...@panix.com) wrote:
: | >hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
: | >>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
: | >>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
: | >>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
: | >>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
: | >>>>>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on
the floor.
: | >>>>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
: | >>>>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
: | >>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby
instigated ;-)>
: | >>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
: | >>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
: | >>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
: | >>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
: | >>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
: | >On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
: | On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.
: On alt.drugs, no one knows you're a narc.

On alt.sci.physics.spam, no-one knows you'rw a Quark.

--
Craig Bruce, Bell Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada. e-mail: cbr...@bnr.ca
Phone : ESN 393-8363 (BNR Internal) +1-613-765-3412 (Other)

[Evan D Robinson]

On rec.pets.birds, no one knows you're a stork.

[David Boothroyd]

On alt.fan.tolkien, no-one knows you're Smaug.

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[Andrew Justin Caird]

On alt.fan.robin-williams, no one knows you're Mork.

--ajc

[Ketil M. Malde]

On alt.sex.cutlery no one knows you're not a fork.

-ketil

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[Guy Archer]

In article <CGJAM...@cc.umontreal.ca>, Kosmatos Odisseas (kosm...@JSP.UMontreal.CA) writes:
>Clay Irving (cl...@panix.com) wrote:
>>hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>>>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
>>>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
>>>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>>>>>>>>One dog sitting at a computer talking to another dog sitting on the floor.
>>>>>>>>"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
>>>>>>>Or: "On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log"
>>>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.<cascade hereby instigated ;-)>
>>>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>>>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>>>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>>>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>>>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
>>On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
>On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.

On rec.pets.babies, no one knows you're a stork.

Aikane means friend in Hawaiian -- Guy

[jpd...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu]

Getting back to the original topic...

On alt.pets.dyslexic no one know you're a god.


- Jason

[Mr M J Brown]

In article <1993Nov15....@bnr.ca>,

On alt.fan.lightbulbs, no-one cares if its dark.

---

Michael Brown (m...@dcs.warwick.ac.uk)
(cs...@csv.warwick.ac.uk)

[Ulrich Gall]

In <1993Nov19.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu> jpd...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:

On alt.cascades everyone know you should get back to work.

--
Ulrich Gall
uhg...@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de
ulr...@toppoint.de

[Dianne Hackborn]

On soc.culture.china, no one knows you're a fork.

-------------------------------------------------------
Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Remember, there's a big
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu difference between Kneeling
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne Down and Bending Over."

[B. Chas Parisher]

In article <2cj9sn...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,

Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>In article <1...@aikane.win.net>, Guy Archer <gu...@aikane.win.net> wrote:

>On soc.culture.china, no one knows you're a fork.
On sci.physics.mechanical, no one knows you have torque.

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[Steve Poole]

In article <1993Nov19.0...@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>,
dboo...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (David Boothroyd) wrote:

On alt.rock-n-roll no one knows you're a Trog.

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[David DeLaney]

In article <1993Nov19.0...@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dboo...@nyx10.cs.du.edu

On alt.etiquette, no-one knows you're a fork.

--
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them all! Disclaimers: AFAIK, *nobody* speaks for U.T.Knoxville (consistently);
Thinking about this disclaimer (or about high energy theoretical particle __
physics) may cause headaches. sorry, no borders or boundaries \/

[Feldman / Mark Jeffrey (ISE)]

On alt.medicine.female-anatomy no-one knows you're a nork.

[Steven and Debbie Baumrucker]

u91...@student.canberra.edu.au (Feldman / Mark Jeffrey (ISE)) writes:

On alt.fandom.Monkees no one knows you're Peter Tork.

[Moses Moore]

In article <1993Nov27....@csc.canberra.edu.au>,

On rec.pets.birds no-one knows you're a lark.

jajm...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.edu
The opinions I express haven't been forced on me by fnord any outside agent.
I have no idea what the next line is going to be:
Joe and Barabara went up the horsie, to enrage a pail of livers.
--
jajm...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.edu
The opinions I express haven't been forced on me by fnord any outside agent.
I have no idea what the next line is going to be:
Joe and Barabara went up the horsie, to enrage a pail of livers.

[Robert Beers]

aut...@iat.holonet.net (Steven and Debbie Baumrucker) wrote:
u91...@student.canberra.edu.au (Feldman / Mark Jeffrey (ISE)) writes:

: d...@martha.utcc.utk.edu (David DeLaney) writes:
: >dboo...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (David Boothroyd) writes:

On alt.fan.robin-williams no knows you're name is Mork.

<Arr Arr>

Robert

[Brook F. Duerr]

>Hey folks. This post is Famous! See The Wall Street Journal.
Novemer 23, 1993. Section C, page 1 bottom left corner.

Brook

[Mark Crafts]

In article <1993Nov29.2...@mail.mmmg.com> du...@horta.mmm.com writes:

>>Hey folks. This post is Famous! See The Wall Street Journal.
>Novemer 23, 1993. Section C, page 1 bottom left corner.
>
>Brook

Hey cool!
Evidently the east and west versions of the wall street journal are
different. What is the title of the article?
I don't suppose you want to fax it to me :)

[tried to email you but it bounced]

Mark

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Mark Crafts :: mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov
Harris Space Systems :: Melbourne, FL

[Brook F. Duerr]

Sorry about the bounce on E-Mail. Our MOLE was sleeping>

The title of the article was(is) "This Information Superhighway Carries
Some Very Silly Drivers."

Look for an E-Mail message Mark.

Brook

[Nadav Har'El]

In article <BEERS.93N...@leopard.leopard.cs.uidaho.edu>, be...@leopard.cs.uidaho.edu (Robert Beers) writes:

On alt.culture.oregon no one knows you're from New York.

--
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Email: n...@gauss.technion.ac.il | # # # | you can't
Department of Mathematics, Technion | # # # | read Hebrew.

[Lance Oshiro]

On soc.religion.christian no one knows you're a monk.

--
Lance Oshiro | "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on
la...@smos.com | high, saying, `Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand
"I only get 4 lines | grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies
for a .sig" *sniff* | to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'" (Armaments 2:9)

[-= Shawn Kresal =-]

In article <BEERS.93N...@leopard.leopard.cs.uidaho.edu> be...@uidaho.edu writes:

On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows you're name is Bjork.

[Sloan, Patrick Todd]

On alt.physics no one knows you're a torque.

[Sloan, Patrick Todd]

On alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy no one knows you're Ren Hoek.

[Si Courtenage]

On rec.birds, no one knows you're a stork

[Robert Beers]

> : On alt.medicine.female-anatomy, no-one knows you're a nork.
> On alt.fandom.Monkees, no one knows you're Peter Tork.
>On alt.fan.robin-williams, no one knows you're name is Mork.
On alt.fan.sugarcubes, no one knows you're name is Bjork.
On rec.scuba, no one knows you can't snork(le).

Okay, it's weak. I'm sorry. But, I needed the chance
to put in the "one" I left out on my previous entry.

Robert

[David DeLaney]

In article <CHDKt...@zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU> skr...@mondrian.CSUFresno.EDU ( -=

Shawn Kresal =-) writes:
>In article <BEERS.93N...@leopard.leopard.cs.uidaho.edu> be...@uidaho.edu
writes:
>>aut...@iat.holonet.net (Steven and Debbie Baumrucker) wrote:
>> u91...@student.canberra.edu.au (Feldman / Mark Jeffrey (ISE)) writes:

>> : >>>On alt.sci.physics.spam, no-one knows you're a Quark.

>> : >>On alt.fan.tolkien, no-one knows you're Smaug.
>> : >On alt.etiquette, no-one knows you're a fork.
>> : On alt.medicine.female-anatomy no-one knows you're a nork.
>> On alt.fandom.Monkees no one knows you're Peter Tork.

>>On alt.fan.robin-williams no knows your name is Mork.
>On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows your name is Bjork.
On soc.religion.judaism no-one knows you're eating pork.

--
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them all! Disclaimers: AFAIK, *nobody* speaks for U.T.Knoxville (consistently);
Thinking about this disclaimer (or about high energy theoretical particle __

physics) may cause headaches. .sig virus: Vicki Robinson v2.24; Kibo #: 1 \/

[Eddy Robinson]

On rec..music.wagner, no-one knows ytou're a Norn.

[Nolan Johnson]

In article <2dk5n2$k...@lester.appstate.edu>, PS7...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU

On alt.eating.utensils no one knows you're a spork

[Peter Knoerrich]

uca...@ucl.ac.uk (Si Courtenage) writes:

On rec.bird.hunting no one knows you're a hawk.
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code in less than 90 seconds. So why do I need a 486?
Peter Knoerrich, email: prkn...@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de

[Jonathan Sloman]

In article <2dllh...@uni-erlangen.de>,

On alt.non.sequitur.

[Peter Knoerrich]

njohnson (Nolan Johnson) writes:

On comp.lang.perl no one knows you're using awk

[Bill Bereza]

On alt.food.pepsicola no one knows you drink Coke.

--
=======///=====================================================>
/// Bill Bereza
\\\/// Internet : ber...@beech.csis.gvsu.edu
\\\/ ac...@leo.nmc.edu

[Iain P. Grier]

In article <njohnson-0...@njohnson.student.harvard.edu>,

Nolan Johnson <njohnson> wrote:
>In article <2dk5n2$k...@lester.appstate.edu>, PS7...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU
>(Sloan, Patrick Todd ) wrote:
>
>> In <2dk5hv$k...@lester.appstate.edu> PS7...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU writes:
>> > In <CHDKt...@zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU> skr...@mondrian.CSUFresno.EDU writes:
>> > > In article <BEERS.93N...@leopard.leopard.cs.uidaho.edu> be...@uidaho.edu writes:
>> > > >aut...@iat.holonet.net (Steven and Debbie Baumrucker) wrote:
>> > > > u91...@student.canberra.edu.au (Feldman / Mark Jeffrey (ISE)) writes:
>> > > > : d...@martha.utcc.utk.edu (David DeLaney) writes:
>> > > > : >dboo...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (David Boothroyd) writes:
>> > > > : >>Craig Bruce <cbr...@bnr.ca> wrote:
>> > > > : >>>Dianne Hackborn (hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU) wrote:
>> > > > : >>>: In article <CGJAM...@cc.umontreal.ca>,
>> > > > : >>>: Kosmatos Odisseas <kosm...@JSP.UMontreal.CA> wrote:
>> > > > : >>>: | Clay Irving (cl...@panix.com) wrote:
>> > > > : >>>: | >hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>> > > > : >>>: | >>Graham Hubert Freeman <s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au> wrote:
>> > > > : >>>: | >>bed...@dfki.uni-sb.de writes:
>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>Mark Crafts <mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>> jo...@Notwerk.mcs.com (Jorn Barger) writes:
>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>>>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>>On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a Lincoln Log

>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.

>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>> > > > : >>>: | >>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>> > > > : >>>: | >>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>> > > > : >>>: | >>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
>> > > > : >>>: | >On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
>> > > > : >>>: | On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.
>> > > > : >>>: On alt.drugs, no one knows you're a narc.
>> > > > : >>>On alt.sci.physics.spam, no-one knows you'rw a Quark.
>> > > > : >>On alt.fan.tolkien, no-one knows you're Smaug.
>> > > > : >On alt.etiquette, no-one knows you're a fork.
>> > > > : On alt.medicine.female-anatomy no-one knows you're a nork.
>> > > > On alt.fandom.Monkees no one knows you're Peter Tork.
>> > > >On alt.fan.robin-williams no knows you're name is Mork.
>> > > On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows you're name is Bjork.
>> > On alt.physics no one knows you're a torque.
>> On alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy no one knows you're Ren Hoek.
>On alt.eating.utensils no one knows you're a spork

On alt.suicide.holiday, no one knows you're Bjorn Borg.

[Brook F. Duerr]

On alt.babies.birth no one knows you're a stork.

[Ronald Kappesser]

Bill Bereza (ber...@elm.csis.gvsu.edu) wrote:

On rec.autos no one knows you're a Ford

--
/-------------------------+------------------------+-------------------------\
|My name is Inigo Montoya.|And if we don't all live| Ronald Kappesser |
| You killed my father. | happily ever after, at | ez01...@ucdavis.edu |
| Prepare to die! | least we'll survive |rrka...@engr.ucdavis.edu|
| | another week. |My views do not reflect |
| _The Princess Bride_ | - Kermit the Frog | those of UCDavis. |
\-------------------------+------------------------+-------------------------/

[T.J.]

>On soc.religion.christian no one knows you're a monk.
On alt.binary.pictures.tasteless no one knows you're blowing chunks.
---

Regards,
T.J.

Vu jaDe, the strange feeling you've never been here before.

[Gerry S Hayes]

In article <2dm01...@uni-erlangen.de>
prkn...@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Peter Knoerrich) writes:
>>njohnson (Nolan Johnson) writes:
>>>In article <2dk5n2$k...@lester.appstate.edu>, PS7...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU
>>>(Sloan, Patrick Todd ) wrote:
>>>> In <2dk5hv$k...@lester.appstate.edu> PS7...@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU writes:
>>>> > In <CHDKt...@zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU>

>>> > >> On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows you're name is Bjork.

>>> >> On alt.physics no one knows you're a torque.
>>>> On alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy no one knows you're Ren Hoek.
>>>On alt.eating.utensils no one knows you're a spork

>>On comp.lang.perl no one knows you're using awk
> >On alt.food.pepsicola no one knows you drink Coke.

On rec.tech.sprockets no one knows you're a cog.

[Christopher Kashinath Patil]

In article <CHDKt...@zimmer.CSUFresno.EDU> skr...@mondrian.CSUFresno.EDU ( -= Shawn Kresal =-) writes:

On soc.culture.middle-east, no one knows you're a Turk.

--
Chris Patil Stanford University
cpa...@leland.stanford.edu Department of Biological Sciences
"That in our day such giant shadows are cast by such pygmies only shows
how late in the day it has become." -- Chargaff, referring to Watson & Crick

[Derek S. Meyer]

Really folks.. isnt this getting alittle bit OLD??

--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Derek Meyer ud...@sunyit.edu

"Friendship is a thing that is sensed inwardly as much as a thing pledged openly

[Steven and Debbie Baumrucker]

ud...@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Derek S. Meyer) writes:
: Really folks.. isnt this getting alittle bit OLD??
:

GETTING?

:)

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"It Jiggles! It Jiggles!" --Crazy Mancko | Steven Baumrucker, MD ETSU
"S'Wonderful!" --El Topo | aut...@holonet.net
"Urrrrp! S'cuze me!" --P. Almodovar | Deborah Baumrucker

[Michael B. Weber]

[Bill Bereza]

On alt.rec.humor no one knows you're bored.

[uh..Clem]

Comes now Bill Bereza, d/b/a ber...@elm.csis.gvsu.edu, who submitted the following in article <1993Dec4.1...@beech.csis.gvsu.edu>:

On rec.bullfighting, no one knows you've been gored.

--
Gordy Thompson | >> YOUR AD HERE! << | Nothing is real.
go...@panix.com | Call 1-800-NET-DREK for rates. | -- John Lennon
| If you play with hardware If you play with software |
| long enough, it breaks. long enough, it works. |

[John Joseph Barry]

I received this i the mail today,
the international internet assciation is offering unlimited free internet access to all
americans. based in washington D.C. if you phone them on (202-387-5445) via voice and ask for a user id you will be given a password and a phone number to enter the net via a master node in D.C. there is a 3 week delay in turnaround at present but apart from that all it will cost you is the price of the long distance call.
enjoy
jb

[Bimbo Joe]

--
In article <1993Dec4.1...@beech.csis.gvsu.edu>, ber...@elm.csis.gvsu.edu

On alt.athiest no one knows you're the Lord

Stef

[R.W.DAVIES]

On soc.culture.french no-one knows you're a frog.
On talk.environment, no-one knows you're a bog.

IMHO. =8^)

RICHARD DAVIES
D to the I to the C to the K to the I to the E
SABS SAVE LIVES
"This album contains no explicit lyrics;
but the thoughts are extremely erotic"
from DE LA SOUL- 3ft high and rising.

[Iain P. Grier]

>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>>>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>>On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a

>Lincoln Log
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.

>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | >On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: | On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>: On alt.drugs, no one knows you're a narc.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>>On alt.sci.physics.spam, no-one knows you'rw a Quark.
>> >: >>> > > > : >>On alt.fan.tolkien, no-one knows you're Smaug.
>> >: >>> > > > : >On alt.etiquette, no-one knows you're a fork.
>> >: >>> > > > : On alt.medicine.female-anatomy no-one knows you're a nork.
>> >: >>> > > > On alt.fandom.Monkees no one knows you're Peter Tork.
>> >: >>> > > >On alt.fan.robin-williams no knows you're name is Mork.
>> >: >>> > > On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows you're name is Bjork.
>> >: >>> > On alt.physics no one knows you're a torque.
>> >: >>> On alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy no one knows you're Ren Hoek.
>> >: >>On alt.eating.utensils no one knows you're a spork
>> >: >On comp.lang.perl no one knows you're using awk
>> >: On alt.food.pepsicola no one knows you drink Coke.
>> >On rec.autos no one knows you're a Ford
>> On alt.rec.humor no one knows you're bored
>On alt.athiest no one knows you're the Lord

On alt.sex.movies, no one knows you're Traci Lords.

[Perry Heinrich]

In article A...@brunel.ac.uk, cs9...@brunel.ac.uk (John Joseph Barry) writes:
>I received this i the mail today,
>the international internet assciation is offering unlimited free internet access to all
>americans. based in washington D.C. if you phone them on (202-387-5445) via voice and
ask for a user id you will be given a password and a phone number to enter the net via

^^^^^^^^^^^^

is that a toll free number?

[Skip Gundlach]

I propose a new group: Alt.best.of.internet.d

Perhaps the interminable threads that run through the actual best-of's
that make it here could be taken there?

Because of the tiresome volume of cascades or lengthy threads, I don't
get to read this group much, so if this is an old or unworkable (they
say that about me, sometimes) idea, I apologize for further cluttering
an already overpacked space.

Flames and followup to me in the interest of the principle of the
thing :{)) (Handlebars and full beard smiley, tm)

Merry Christmas to those who like :{)) :{))

--
Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
notice, and I'm not even an electrician...)

[Ben Parker]

p...@moe.dseg.ti.com (Perry Heinrich) writes:
>In article A...@brunel.ac.uk, cs9...@brunel.ac.uk (John Joseph Barry) writes:
>>the international internet assciation is offering unlimited free internet access to all
>>americans. based in washington D.C. if you phone them on (202-387-5445) via voice and

>is that a toll free number?

Of course not. Toll free numbers in USA are 10 digits beginning with
800-xxx-xxxx or 7digit beginning with 950-xxxx. Anything else is NOT toll
free.

Remember, "toll free" simply means the caller doesnt pay directly for the
call. The person/company being called pays instead and then figures out a
way to 'charge back' the cost of the call to the one user or all users.
For online services this usually results in a surcharge on the normal
access charge. In the above case, it's not a toll free number cause there
is no on-line access charge to add onto, so you pay the long distnace
charge yourself!

TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!)

--
Ben Parker bpa...@home.interaccess.com 71450...@compuserve.com
805 S Elmwood Ave, Oak Park, IL 60304 708/386-6578 fax:708/386-5067

[David M Atrostic]

Excerpts from netnews.alt.best.of.internet: 6-Dec-93 Re: dogs on the
Internet Iain P. Gr...@steam.uwat (1826)

On alt.thanksgiving, no one knows you hate gourds.

[John A. E. Kuner]

On alt.discordia, no one can see the word fnord.

[Mark Crafts]

(you should use linefeeds)

What's the catch here?
I find it difficult to believe that a company said "Hey, let's give everyone
who wants it an account and free net access at great expense to ourselves"

What else does the mailer you received say?

Mark

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Mark Crafts :: mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov
Harris Space Systems :: Melbourne, FL

[Eugene Harold Mcnay Ii]

In article <1993Dec7.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:
>In article <CHKL8...@brunel.ac.uk> cs9...@brunel.ac.uk writes:
>>the international internet assciation is offering unlimited free internet access to all
>>americans. based in washington D.C.
>

>(you should use linefeeds)
amen

>
>What's the catch here?
>I find it difficult to believe that a company said "Hey, let's give everyone
>who wants it an account and free net access at great expense to ourselves"

Why? There are public access internet sites all over the country. This is
only 1 of many.

And NO I'm sure that they don't pay for your long distance connection.

You can usually find public access unix sites on alt.bbs. Hopefully
within your area code so you don't have to call
long distance.
gene
--
/^\ + "Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler." +
/___\ + - A. Einstein +
//zzz\\ + Gene McNay: University of Michigan Aerospace Structures +
// z \\ + email: ya...@engin.umich.edu +

[Perry Heinrich]

>I received this i the mail today,

>the international internet assciation is offering unlimited free internet access to all
>americans. based in washington D.C. if you phone them on (202-387-5445) via voice and

ask for a user id you will be given a password and a phone number to enter the net via

^^^^^^^^^^^^

is that a toll free number?

a master node in D.C. there is a 3 week delay in turnaround at present but apart from that all it will cost you is the price of the long distance call.

>enjoy
> jb
>
>
>

Ben,
I am re-sending my question because you obviously didn't see my reference. I know
that (202-387-5445) is not a toll free number. I also know that it is reported to be
a voice phone number. I want to know if the phone number to call via modem is toll
free?????

[Herbert L. Wolfe]

jku...@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (John A. E. Kuner) writes:
: >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>>>>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

On alt.ad&d.clerics, no one knows you carry a sword.

[Hollyfeld]

On alt.talk.bizarre, no one knows you're a gourd.

[David DeLaney]

In article <2e3i7u$d...@slab.mtholyoke.edu> jand...@MtHolyoke.edu (Hollyfeld)
writes:

>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>>>>On the Internet, nobody knows you're
>a dog."
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>>>On alt.toys.hi-tech, no one knows you're a
>> : >>Lincoln Log
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>>On alt.pets.herp, no one knows you're a frog.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>>On rec.arts.startrek, no one knows you're a borg.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>>On alt.music.keyboard, no one knows you're a Korg.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>>On alt.dragons-inn, no one knows you're an Ork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>On soc.culture.sweden, no one knows you're a Bork
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >>On alt.fan.dan-quayle, no one knows you're a dork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | >On rec.crafts.winemaking, no one knows you're a cork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: | On rec.food.cooking, no one knows you're a porc.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>: On alt.drugs, no one knows you're a narc.

>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>>On alt.sci.physics.spam, no-one knows you're a Quark.

>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >>On alt.fan.tolkien, no-one knows you're Smaug.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : >On alt.etiquette, no-one knows you're a fork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > : On alt.medicine.female-anatomy no-one knows you're a nork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > > On alt.fandom.Monkees no one knows you're Peter Tork.

>> : >>> >: >>>> > >On alt.fan.robin-williams no knows your name is Mork.
>> : >>> >: >>>> > On alt.fan.sugarcubes no one knows your name is Bjork.

>> : >>> >: >>>> On alt.physics no one knows you're a torque.
>> : >>> >: >>>On alt.fan.ren-n-stimpy no one knows you're Ren Hoek.
>> : >>> >: >>On alt.eating.utensils no one knows you're a spork
>> : >>> >: >On comp.lang.perl no one knows you're using awk
>> : >>> >: On alt.food.pepsicola no one knows you drink Coke.
>> : >>> >On rec.autos no one knows you're a Ford
>> : >>> On alt.rec.humor no one knows you're bored
>> : >>On alt.athiest no one knows you're the Lord
>> : >On alt.sex.movies, no one knows you're Traci Lords.
>> : On alt.discordia, no one can see the word fnord.
>> On alt.ad&d.clerics, no one knows you carry a sword.
>On alt.talk.bizarre, no one knows you're a gourd.

On soc.culture.spanish, no one knows you've been gored.

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[Dianne Hackborn]

In article <2e0jun$c...@hobbes.cc.uga.edu>,

Skip Gundlach <sk...@helena.stat.uga.edu> wrote:
| I propose a new group: Alt.best.of.internet.d
|
| Perhaps the interminable threads that run through the actual best-of's
| that make it here could be taken there?

There is: alt.humor.best-of-usenet and alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d

And posts are even showing up at them again.

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Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Remember, there's a big
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu difference between Kneeling
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne Down and Bending Over."
Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa

[mark]

No one can (fnord) see what word?

[Philip J Pound]

I (fnord) dunno . . . what's he (fnord) talking about?

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[Chris Walker]

In <2e0jun$c...@hobbes.cc.uga.edu> sk...@helena.stat.uga.edu writes:

> I propose a new group: Alt.best.of.internet.d
>
> Perhaps the interminable threads that run through the actual best-of's
> that make it here could be taken there?

Well, the alt.binaries.pictures.*.d groups get used very infrequently, and
the non-d groups are always cluttered with discussion. You might get enough
votes for the group, It might even get used pretty heavily the first few weeks
or months, but I've got $20 that says within a year, alt.best.of.internet would
be right back where it is now, with the possible exception of some extra
clutter consisting of a few people flaming others about not using hte .d group,
and the .d group would be averaging about 2 posts a month.

>
> Because of the tiresome volume of cascades or lengthy threads, I don't
> get to read this group much, so if this is an old or unworkable (they
> say that about me, sometimes) idea, I apologize for further cluttering
> an already overpacked space.
>
> Flames and followup to me in the interest of the principle of the
> thing :{)) (Handlebars and full beard smiley, tm)
>
> Merry Christmas to those who like :{)) :{))
>
>
> --
> Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
> notice, and I'm not even an electrician...)
>
>

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e-mail: cdwa...@acs.harding.edu | the more I like my dog |
ma-bell:(501) 268-9132 | Carpe Diem |
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[Derek S. Meyer]

WHY DONT WE MAKE SEVERAL THOUSAND OF THESE REMARKS... im sure
anyone that has read this group at all know that this shouldnt be
a reply group.. oh well... time to find another group
to find decent stuff in

[Damian Cannon]

In article <MAILQUEUE-101.931206153306.384@BECK>, R.W.D...@newcastle.ac.uk (R.W.DAVIES) writes:

|> On soc.culture.french no-one knows you're a frog.
|> On talk.environment, no-one knows you're a bog.

On alt.tv.twin-peaks, no-one knows you're a log.

--
Damian Cannon, << School of Physics & Space Research >>
<< University of Birmingham >>
<< d...@uk.ac.bham.sr.xun1 >>

"The end of the World is nine"

[Iain P. Grier]

In article <1993Dec9.0...@pool.info.sunyit.edu>,

Derek S. Meyer <ud...@pool.info.sunyit.edu> wrote:
>WHY DONT WE MAKE SEVERAL THOUSAND OF THESE REMARKS... im sure
>anyone that has read this group at all know that this shouldnt be
>a reply group.. oh well... time to find another group
>to find decent stuff in

A reply group? Didn't you just reply to this message?

We'll miss you, chump.

"On the Internet, everyone knows when you're an anal-retentive net.goof"

Anyone for a new cascade?

[Eddy Robinson]

In article <1993Dec7.1...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov> mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:

>I find it difficult to believe that a company said "Hey, let's give everyone
>who wants it an account and free net access at great expense to ourselves"

"Hey, let's give everyone who wants it free FTP from our server at great
expense to ourselves". I find that difficult to believe too, but there you
go. Some of us are a bit altruistic.

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| "Apathy on the individual level translates to insanity on the mass level" |
| - Douglas R. Hofstadter |
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Disclaimer: I don't represent Ashmount UK's opinions, only my own.

[Dan Peters]

Iain P. Grier writes:

>"On the Internet, everyone knows when you're an anal-retentive net.goof"

On sci.logic or sci.math, people will even supply the proof.

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[Zik Saleeba]

mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:

>What's the catch here?
>I find it difficult to believe that a company said "Hey, let's give everyone
>who wants it an account and free net access at great expense to ourselves"

Duh! It's not just _companies_ that offer internet access, you know! A
lot of us do it for _fun_! I used to give out free accounts to this
system of mine until I got sick of registering people who'd never use
it. Now I charge $30 a year so that the people who'll take anything
that's free, but won't necessarily use it, stop wasting my time. So it
costs me heaps of money? Big deal, I would have spend the money on
computers anyway.

Follows directed to alt.internet.access.wanted. Now get this
discussion off alt.best.of.internet!

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| | "Said Hamlet to Ophelia |
| z...@zikzak.apana.org.au | I shall draw a sketch of thee. |
| Zik Saleeba | What type of pencil shall I use... |
| | 2B or not 2B?" - Spike Milligan |
+-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------+

[John Muller]

mark (markbr%rad...@natinst.com) wrote:

People who break cascades are really turds!

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[Mik Stevens]

On rec.sport.soccer, no one knows how Maradonna scored.

[Toombs Bruce]

>But to worry about it is really absurd.

[David DeLaney]

>But to worry about it is really absurd.

It's the in thing to do now; hadn't you heard?

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them all! Disclaimer: AFAIK, *nobody* speaks for U.T.Knoxville (consistently);

[Mark Crafts]

Just thought I'd add my little blurb...

[montroy thomas e]

mcr...@dale.ksc.nasa.gov (Mark Crafts) writes:

you know, you can't polish a turd...

yes, i do occasionally watch beavis and butthead.

thomas montroy
guardian of the sacred parking lot
`

[mark]

In article <CHs60...@eskimo.com> bgo...@eskimo.com (John Muller) writes:

No, if they're from Iraq, they may be Kurds

mark "doesn't send on chain letters, either"