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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

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Feb 28, 2008, 2:39:37 PM2/28/08
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TNKev <TheKul...@yahoo.com/> wrote in
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> The One True Roger wrote:
>> On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:04:57 GMT, I found that " krp"
>> <krp2...@verizon.net> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>
>>> "dragonsgirl" <drago...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>> news:Mm4pj.6911$Rg1....@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com...
>>>
>>>> Ken claims that 'all you assholes' have 'harassed' this Joy Joyous.
>>>> And yet, he offers no proof....and Greg, unbelievably, backs him
>>>> up on it. I guess we know now who is a liar and who is not, because
>>>> you know as well as I do that if there was any truth what so ever
>>>> to the accusations Ken would be posting that shit here so fast the
>>>> cursor on his keyboard couldn't keep up.
>>> The small problem here Betty is that you KNOW your pal Kane HAS
>>> been
>>> harassing the woman. So again you are just a lying bitch here.
>>> Now, all you creeps have to do is find out HOW I know you know. Your
>>> boat has a leak in it somewhere Betty. Now all you guys need to do
>>> is find out where.
>>> Is somebody's line tapped? Is there a PI working on you fools? Do
>>> you have a traitor in your midst? Which one of you is it? Look at
>>> each other and wonder. Who is it? Who is tipping Pangborn. Or -
>>> WHOSE line is tapped? Is it MINE? Have I been hearing funny noises
>>> on my line? Have downloads been a little slow lately? Do I have a
>>> virus on my computer? Did Gregg Hanson PLANT something on my machine
>>> on ALL of our machines?
>>>
>>> Tell me Betty - when was the last time you ran a REALLY deep scan
>>> on
>>> your system? Sullivan? Kane? I mean a down to the core scan for all
>>> possible infections? You know, Gregg is VERY expert in that.
>>> Firemonkey told ya about what happened to HER system from Gregg.
>>> Yeah, that's the ticket, blame Greg.
>>>
>>> <giggle>
>>>
>>
>>
>> This, combined with you having a friend post your name in a court
>> case you had nothing to do with,, your complete ignorance, your
>> nonsensical whines of persecution, and your prediction of everyone
>> going to be punished is why I am nominating you for the Looney
>> Maroon, something LONG overdue with you.
>>
>
> SECONDED!
>
> (if there is time left to nominate)

This nomination is rejected, not because Ken Pangborn isn't a worthy
candidate (he is, and I'll accept nominations and seconds from those who
still have the franchise), but because I've decided to follow up on my
warning that I would disenfranchise voters who have managed to piss off
enough other kookologists with their unacceptable behavior. That day
has come, as I have received multiple complaints about both you and
Roger. One kookologist called you two part of "a whining gang of
losers, net.policemen and outer filth who have set up camp in AUK," a
group of people the core kookologists would like to see gone from the
froup. I quite agree with them (tiat) and I am sorry I ever let you two
vote and nominate.

AUK is about snark and entertainment, and what you two are engaged in is
no longer entertaining. It also discredits what the kookologists of AUK
would like to see their group as, a home for "full-contact snark."
Since AUK does not need another Michael Baldwin Bruce, and you two are
showing every sign of following in his footsteps, I rule that you,
TNKev, and Roger are disenfranchised until further notice. All your
nominations and seconds for this month, along with any future ballots,
nominations, and seconds you attempt will join Kent Wills' contributions
as filler for Fluffy's Litter Box.

[alt.support.child-protective-services replaced with alt.battlestar-
galactica.]

The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
discouraged.

http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4

"Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
discouraged."

Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
--
The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
http://www.club127.net/auk/

Aratzio

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Feb 28, 2008, 2:56:09 PM2/28/08
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On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:37 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org>
bloviated:

If I might add, *we* of AUK actually like Kenny Kakes (an AUK moniker)
and while he is a raging nutbar that froths some of the most illucid
screed ever seen, he is not a bad guy. That these fuckstumps want to
try to ruin his business because they are in some sort of dick
flapping contest with him says much about just what kind of pathetic,
mouth breathing, limp thinking, scum came out of the Starwars Lite
newsgroup.

It would be a sad day for AUK to devolve into a form that would accept
those as fellow denizens.

TNKev

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Feb 28, 2008, 3:09:06 PM2/28/08
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Understood.

please accept(or not) my humblest apologies for causing any disruption
or inconvenience or anything else I may have unintentionally caused.

Kevin (TNKev)

Daedalus

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Feb 28, 2008, 3:44:14 PM2/28/08
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*applause*

A wise ruling FNVW. Outer filth can and always should fuck off out of
AUK. This has always been the standard and should continue to be so.

Jade

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 28, 2008, 4:55:59 PM2/28/08
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On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:09:06 -0600, TNKev <thekul...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

<snip>


>> "Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
>> discouraged."
>>
>> Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
>
>Understood.
>
>please accept(or not) my humblest apologies for causing any disruption
>or inconvenience or anything else I may have unintentionally caused.

You been very politely told to fuck off from AUK.
Be a courteous fellow and do that.

mmm'kay?


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John "C"

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Feb 28, 2008, 7:33:24 PM2/28/08
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"Meat Plow" <me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message

> Well put FNVW!!!
>
Feel a little pressure on your ass hole, Meat Spatula?

Meh...heh...heh...heh...

Number One


John "C"

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Feb 28, 2008, 7:36:51 PM2/28/08
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"K. A. Cannon" <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in message

> You been very politely told to fuck off from AUK.
> Be a courteous fellow and do that.

He don't have to "Go" nowhere, Fuck Face!

> mmm'kay?
>
mmm'no!
--

Number One


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John "C"

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Feb 28, 2008, 8:16:23 PM2/28/08
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"miguel" <mjc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> R. Vince Lamb, aka Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, wrote:
> That's some impressive moral rectitude, Vince.
>
> Where'd you find it?

Art took her to "Build-A-Bear" and she built a col. Jake 'monkey faced'
bear.


Art Deco

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Feb 28, 2008, 8:27:17 PM2/28/08
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TNKev <thekul...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Regardless if this is genuine or not, the lot of you have been warned
on multiple occasions, yet clue penetration did not occur. I'm
guessing (as a completely powerless non-FNVW) that it will take a
considerable new history for the ruling to be reversed if you sincerely
desire it to be so.

[AD-RU snecked]

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

Art Deco

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Feb 28, 2008, 8:28:29 PM2/28/08
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Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

Absolutely, this is 100% spot on.

John "C"

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Feb 28, 2008, 8:40:45 PM2/28/08
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"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message

> Absolutely, this is 100% spot on.
>

Who gives a Rat's ass, Pedo Deco?

Number One


John "C"

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Feb 28, 2008, 8:52:43 PM2/28/08
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"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message

> Regardless if this is genuine or not, the lot of you have been warned


> on multiple occasions, yet clue penetration did not occur. I'm
> guessing (as a completely powerless non-FNVW) that it will take a
> considerable new history for the ruling to be reversed if you
sincerely
> desire it to be so.
>

Thanks for your ruling, Judge "Dick-Licker" Deco! Now FOAD!

Number One


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Archie Leach

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Feb 29, 2008, 2:14:45 AM2/29/08
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TNKev <thekul...@yahoo.com> wrote:

What's to apologize about?

You've been involved in the entirely-asinine Pangborn-Moore-etc.
flamewar for way too long, with no feedback or interest whatsover in
any other much more relevant and interesting Usenet situations of
Kookologist interest--like say, even on the far end of the a.u.k.
radar screen, the long-standing Carl Rogers "World Highway Library"
garbage on misc.transport.road, which, while fairly mild compared to a
lot of kook behavior, is still idiotic, ridiculous, and worthy of
recognition (which I'm sure CalRog welcomes for the sole purpose of
increasing the Alexa "hit count" on his own roadgeek website, which
for all the bluster he drops on misc.transport.road and other groups,
contains a lot less actual content, pictures and articles, than really
dozens of other MTR reg sites.........)

Etc, etc, etc. IMO, your whole "dads-rights" flamewar is quite
deserving in its own right (independent of "Greegor"'s own GK
nomination this month) of the Golden Killfile, if not a Galactic
Killfile.


Mainly, because it's boring.


Atlas Bugged

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Feb 29, 2008, 3:43:22 AM2/29/08
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[This will be cross and multi-posted to the various groups that were
polluted repeatedly due partly to "FNVW's" foolishness]

All I can say is......well, well, well.........

"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wran...@caballista.org> wrote in
message news:fq72lp$rm5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...


> This nomination is rejected, not because Ken Pangborn isn't a worthy
> candidate (he is, and I'll accept nominations and seconds from those who
> still have the franchise), but because I've decided to follow up on my
> warning that I would disenfranchise voters who have managed to piss off
> enough other kookologists with their unacceptable behavior.

And not because these "voters" did everything they could manage to violate
civil and criminal laws? Still don't get it, do you, after all this time?
Amazing.

Fine. The federal lawsuit will still include you. Also, some other
"regulars" who decided to sign on with some of "Roger's" and "Wills's"
antics.

I asked you (though it wasn't a request) to do three simple things in my
snail-mail letter to make this right. Until you get served, that
opportunity still exists.

Get a brain.

>That day
> has come, as I have received multiple complaints about both ["TNKev"] and


> Roger. One kookologist called you two part of "a whining gang of
> losers, net.policemen and outer filth who have set up camp in AUK," a
> group of people the core kookologists would like to see gone from the
> froup. I quite agree with them (tiat) and I am sorry I ever let you two
> vote and nominate.

Does doing the right thing always take you six to twelve months to figure
out?

Maybe the delay exists because it takes that long to apologize to all the
folks you fucked in the previous cycle.

Hope you get caught up someday.


>
> AUK is about snark and entertainment, and what you two are engaged in is
> no longer entertaining. It also discredits what the kookologists of AUK
> would like to see their group as, a home for "full-contact snark."

I only posted this (approximate) assertion forty times.

The only possible reason you didn't concur publicly would be that you're an
ass.

> Since AUK does not need another Michael Baldwin Bruce, and you two are
> showing every sign of following in his footsteps, I rule that you,
> TNKev, and Roger are disenfranchised until further notice. All your
> nominations and seconds for this month, along with any future ballots,
> nominations, and seconds you attempt will join Kent Wills' contributions
> as filler for Fluffy's Litter Box.

It took me two or three of the "Wills" posts to identify that he was
cat-shit. How many thousands did it take you? Then, you tried to cover the
disgrace.

Again....amazing.


>
> [alt.support.child-protective-services replaced with alt.battlestar-
> galactica.]
>
> The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
> discouraged.
>
> http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
>
> "Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
> discouraged."
>
> Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
> --
> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
> http://www.club127.net/auk/

Well, I appreciate that you finally decided to stop being an *unqualified*
ignoramous.

You're about halfway there, why bother going to this trouble and still
leaving yourself without credibility?

Not to mention still inviting trouble?

Finally, keep in mind the juvenile and/or toxic rat-fucks you've just banned
will not leave for even a day, they'll just morph.

Your post is a fabulously futile act unless you figure out the law and even
your own FAQ.

Clue: There is a fairly distinct difference between stalking, harrasment,
threats, and libel, and the core goals, including entertainment, of AUK.

Atlas Bugged


Atlas Bugged

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"TNKev" <thekul...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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There was never anything even slightly less than *pure* intent, you stinking
piece of shit.

Now get out and don't come back.


Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 8:34:14 AM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
<atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:

> r
> /^
> / i i
> / V
>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
> * *


This house is clean!

Jade

krp

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Feb 29, 2008, 9:41:17 AM2/29/08
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"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> [This will be cross and multi-posted to the various groups that were
> polluted repeatedly due partly to "FNVW's" foolishness]
>
> All I can say is......well, well, well.........
>
> "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <wran...@caballista.org> wrote in
> message news:fq72lp$rm5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> This nomination is rejected, not because Ken Pangborn isn't a worthy
>> candidate (he is, and I'll accept nominations and seconds from those who
>> still have the franchise), but because I've decided to follow up on my
>> warning that I would disenfranchise voters who have managed to piss off
>> enough other kookologists with their unacceptable behavior.
>
> And not because these "voters" did everything they could manage to violate
> civil and criminal laws? Still don't get it, do you, after all this time?
> Amazing.
>
> Fine. The federal lawsuit will still include you. Also, some other
> "regulars" who decided to sign on with some of "Roger's" and "Wills's"
> antics.
>
> I asked you (though it wasn't a request) to do three simple things in my
> snail-mail letter to make this right. Until you get served, that
> opportunity still exists.

> Get a brain.

I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!

>>That day has come, as I have received multiple complaints about both
>>["TNKev"] and
>> Roger. One kookologist called you two part of "a whining gang of
>> losers, net.policemen and outer filth who have set up camp in AUK," a
>> group of people the core kookologists would like to see gone from the
>> froup. I quite agree with them (tiat) and I am sorry I ever let you two
>> vote and nominate.

> Does doing the right thing always take you six to twelve months to figure
> out?

Some shit, brainiac has had more than a DECADE to figure out and it
fails to sink in.

> Maybe the delay exists because it takes that long to apologize to all the
> folks you fucked in the previous cycle.

> Hope you get caught up someday.

Don't hold your breat with the hypocrites alliance EVER doing that!

>> AUK is about snark and entertainment, and what you two are engaged in is
>> no longer entertaining. It also discredits what the kookologists of AUK
>> would like to see their group as, a home for "full-contact snark."

> I only posted this (approximate) assertion forty times.
> The only possible reason you didn't concur publicly would be that you're
> an ass.

The AUK folks find great amusement in harassing others. These are
assholes that would set up chairs outside a downtown office building, grease
the walk outside the building and then laugh as people fall down and they
can sit there and call the people who fall "stupid." Then tell themselves
how SUPERIOR they are. Of course, NOT when the same is done to them!
Hypocricy is the watchword for AUK inmates.

>> Since AUK does not need another Michael Baldwin Bruce, and you two are
>> showing every sign of following in his footsteps, I rule that you,
>> TNKev, and Roger are disenfranchised until further notice. All your
>> nominations and seconds for this month, along with any future ballots,
>> nominations, and seconds you attempt will join Kent Wills' contributions
>> as filler for Fluffy's Litter Box.

> It took me two or three of the "Wills" posts to identify that he was
> cat-shit. How many thousands did it take you? Then, you tried to cover
> the disgrace.

> Again....amazing.

>> [alt.support.child-protective-services replaced with alt.battlestar-
>> galactica.]
>>
>> The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
>> discouraged.
>>
>> http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
>>
>> "Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
>> discouraged."
>>
>> Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
>> --
>> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of AUK
>> http://www.club127.net/auk/

> Well, I appreciate that you finally decided to stop being an *unqualified*
> ignoramous.

Now he has the "QUALIFICATIONS?"

> You're about halfway there, why bother going to this trouble and still
> leaving yourself without credibility?
>
> Not to mention still inviting trouble?
>
> Finally, keep in mind the juvenile and/or toxic rat-fucks you've just
> banned will not leave for even a day, they'll just morph.
>
> Your post is a fabulously futile act unless you figure out the law and
> even your own FAQ.
>
> Clue: There is a fairly distinct difference between stalking, harrasment,
> threats, and libel, and the core goals, including entertainment, of AUK.

Entertainment at the expense of others. The AUK folks are the TYPE to go
to a special Olympics event to LAUGH at the participants. They also go to a
MENSA event to heckle the participants.

krp

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"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "TNKev" <thekul...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>

Nothing Kevin has has done in ANY way was anything but totally INTENTIONAL!
His apologies are 100% insincere!


mariposas rand mair fheal

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Feb 29, 2008, 10:19:14 AM2/29/08
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> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
> entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
> 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!

i will not let this slander go unchallenged

expect to hear from my lawyers

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
nobody could do that much decoupage
without calling on the powers of darkness

Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 10:42:45 AM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:19:14 -0800, mariposas rand mair fheal
<mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
>> entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
>> 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>
>i will not let this slander go unchallenged
>
>expect to hear from my lawyers

Neither will I!

Expect to hear from my obstreperous gremlins.

Jade

krp

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"mariposas rand mair fheal" <mair_...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing.
>> The
>> entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the
>> near
>> 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>
> i will not let this slander go unchallenged
>
> expect to hear from my lawyers


Didn't you hear? The firm of Dewey Gypum & Howe went under.


Archie Leach

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Feb 29, 2008, 10:49:19 AM2/29/08
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" krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote:

Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. Anti-gypsy slur noted.

("Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!")

krp

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"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
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TOO LATE!


krp

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"Archie Leach" <le...@thepen.ismightier> wrote in message
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>>>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit
>>>> amusing.
>>>> The
>>>> entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the
>>>> near
>>>> 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>>>
>>> i will not let this slander go unchallenged
>>>
>>> expect to hear from my lawyers
>>
>>
>>Didn't you hear? The firm of Dewey Gypum & Howe went under.
>
> Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. Anti-gypsy slur noted.


That one folded too. Excessive courtroom flatulence.


mariposas rand mair fheal

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Feb 29, 2008, 10:54:18 AM2/29/08
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In article <pm9gs35u4anp4allg...@4ax.com>,
Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

rambler on

Archie Leach

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Feb 29, 2008, 11:01:14 AM2/29/08
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Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

And my cantankerous kobolds as well.

TNKev

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Feb 29, 2008, 11:04:30 AM2/29/08
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That's 100% accurate Kenny-Bob,poking you with a stick to make spew
screed was my intention.
Upsetting,disrupting AUK was not my intention,"trolling" support groups
definitely was *not* my intention.


> His apologies are 100% insincere!
>
>

There is one thing I am not Kenny-Bob and that is a liar,I take great
pride in myself that I do not lie to anyone for any reason.the truth
sets you free!

My apology to Pinku and to AUK was most assuredly sincere.

I expect some of them to be nipping at my heels on the way out,and
that's perfectly fine,every one is deserved their opinion,I know what
kind of person I am and I know my apology to them was sincere.If it's
your opinion and their opinion I am a piece of shit liar, well...so be
it, I know I am not and that's all that counts to *me* :-D

Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 11:24:24 AM2/29/08
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It is amazing how many people still don't realize that is an ethnic
slur. However, I'm not giving Kenny Kakes a presumptive free pass.

>
>
>
>
>
>("Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!")
>
>

Anti-Curley slur noted!

Jade

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 11:25:53 AM2/29/08
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Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
<kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:

You should ask Novins about barratry.

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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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BostonBlackieŠ

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:49:19 -0600, Archie Leach
<le...@thepen.ismightier> employed an infinite number of monkeys on an
infinite number of typewriter to say:

You could also engage Benn, Dover & Spredem

>
>
>
>("Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!")
>
>

--
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Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:02:58 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:25:53 -0500, K. A. Cannon
<kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
><kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
>alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
>><atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> r
>>> /^
>>> / i i
>>> / V
>>>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
>>> * *
>>
>>
>>This house is clean!
>
>You should ask Novins about barratry.

Certain losers here are too pathetic to engage in discussion with.

More importantly, what did you think of the world's most poorly drawn
ascii vacuum?

Jade

Aratzio

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:13:07 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:19:14 -0800, in alt.usenet.kooks, mariposas
rand mair fheal <mair_...@yahoo.com> bloviated:

>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
>> entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
>> 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>
>i will not let this slander go unchallenged
>
>expect to hear from my lawyers
>

"24, 24, 24 days to go
I wanna be k00ksooted"

Aratzio

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:15:13 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:42:45 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
<ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:

Nor shall I!

Expect to hear from my toe nail clippings!

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:14:04 PM2/29/08
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Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
<3iegs35sv4fjb24qo...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:02:58 -0500:

Not bad.

Dig the sig.

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)


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Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:28:12 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:14:04 -0500, K. A. Cannon
<kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:

>Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
><3iegs35sv4fjb24qo...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:02:58 -0500:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:25:53 -0500, K. A. Cannon
>><kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>>>Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
>>><kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
>>>alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
>>>><atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> r
>>>>> /^
>>>>> / i i
>>>>> / V
>>>>>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
>>>>> * *
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This house is clean!
>>>
>>>You should ask Novins about barratry.
>>
>>Certain losers here are too pathetic to engage in discussion with.
>>
>>More importantly, what did you think of the world's most poorly drawn
>>ascii vacuum?
>
>Not bad.
>
>Dig the sig.

Show off!

Jade

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:27:43 PM2/29/08
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Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> posted
<jffgs3pv1p8ftl5as...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:15:13 GMT:

This blasphemy shall not stand!!

Expect to hear from my exorcist!!

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

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K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 12:33:18 PM2/29/08
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Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
<r4ggs3l2kuq3fbapu...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:28:12 -0500:

heh...I didn't pull out my penis ascii....whoop.

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.

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Aratzio

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Feb 29, 2008, 1:12:03 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:02:58 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
<ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:25:53 -0500, K. A. Cannon


><kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>>Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
>><kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
>>alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:
>>
>>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
>>><atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> r
>>>> /^
>>>> / i i
>>>> / V
>>>>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
>>>> * *
>>>
>>>
>>>This house is clean!
>>
>>You should ask Novins about barratry.
>
>Certain losers here are too pathetic to engage in discussion with.

Certain crybaby losers are even more fucked up than the rest of the
Starwars Lite newsgroup losers.

>
>More importantly, what did you think of the world's most poorly drawn
>ascii vacuum?
>
>Jade

Is that what it is? I should of guessed. it sucked.

Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 1:40:53 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:12:03 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:02:58 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
><ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:25:53 -0500, K. A. Cannon
>><kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>
>>>Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
>>><kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
>>>alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
>>>><atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> r
>>>>> /^
>>>>> / i i
>>>>> / V
>>>>>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
>>>>> * *
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>This house is clean!
>>>
>>>You should ask Novins about barratry.
>>
>>Certain losers here are too pathetic to engage in discussion with.
>
>Certain crybaby losers are even more fucked up than the rest of the
>Starwars Lite newsgroup losers.
>

And more useless!

>>
>>More importantly, what did you think of the world's most poorly drawn
>>ascii vacuum?
>>
>>Jade
>
>Is that what it is? I should of guessed. it sucked.

Aww! C'mon! I made a bag and everything!

Jade

Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 3:12:57 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:09:44 -0600, The One True Roger
<love...@gawab.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:41:17 GMT, I found that " krp"


><krp2...@verizon.net> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>

>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
>>entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
>>15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>
>

>For one of the rare times in history Piggy, I find myself agreeing
>with you. "outer-filthing" as they call it used to be a mainstay of
>AUK, as was finding the identities of people behind the posts.

Roger, don't know how long you've been around, but in the 6 to 7 years
I've been on AUK, outer filthing has never been endorsed by any
respected k00kologist. What went on before I got here doesn't matter
to me.

What a k00k publicly posts about him/herself on usenet or on a Web
site that they openly are a part of is one thing. Digging around for
information that person would rather is kept private, trying to ruin
their reputation and business by spreading lies and half truths or
otherwise attempting to harass k00ks in real life is not what
kookology is about and no one I know well on this group would ever
endorse it. That is the behavior of small, pathetic people like you.

You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
I've been here, despite what your k00k butt buddy Atlas would like
people to believe. You are someone who was ignored or tolerated until
enough of us got sick of your bullshit being associated with AUK that
we kindly asked the FNVW (who was in agreement) to give you the
official fuck off.

>
>This group devolved over the years from something fun, to something
>the original creators would be turning their backs on.

If you think outing k00ks and trying to harm them in RL is fun, you
are a k00k of the worst sortf. Inhale some exhaust fumes posthaste.

Jade

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Daedalus

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Feb 29, 2008, 3:41:03 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:25:04 -0600, The One True Roger
<love...@gawab.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
><ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:


>
>>
>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>I've been here,
>
>

>For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>a regular in here, but you would never know.

I don't care to know you, Roger. If it comes to light you are a
regular I know, you can consider yourself someone I no longer want to
associate with.

Jade

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 3:44:42 PM2/29/08
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The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> posted
<hfqgs3t3tp8leqhlf...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:25:04 -0600:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus

><ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:


>
>>
>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>I've been here,
>
>

>For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>a regular in here, but you would never know.

Naw...I've been around a very long time. You ain't it.
You are a typical AUK lamprey.
Insignificant in your own right. Trying to use AUK to legitimize your
fuckheaded behavior. Using AUK to fuck people over because you have
neither the intelligence to do it yourself nor the backbone to do it
by yourself.

Outing people and real life fuckery has never been condoned by AUK.
I've been subscribed to AUK pretty much forever and that is the way it
has AOLways been

You were politely told to fuck off from AUK.
Please do so.

K. A. Cannon

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Feb 29, 2008, 3:54:34 PM2/29/08
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> posted
<fq72lp$rm5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:37 +0000 (UTC):

>TNKev <TheKul...@yahoo.com/> wrote in
>news:fo7kdu$h1u$2...@news.datemas.de:
>
>> The One True Roger wrote:

<snip>

>The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
>discouraged.
>
>http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
>
>"Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
>discouraged."
>
>Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.

And since they are disenfranchised I would like to
nominate The One True Roger and TNKev for The Ministry of Circle Jerks
due to the outing and real lifing behavior above and beyond the call
by a pair of kookie fuckheads from alt.battlestar-galactica.
(WTF...star wars fans and trekkies look down on them)

It only seems right and fair and appropriate...and as our esteemed
haxor colleagues in alt.hackers.malicious say...turnabout is *fair*
play.

Seconds?

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Kali

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Feb 29, 2008, 4:15:02 PM2/29/08
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In <fq9r9o$a7q$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, K. A. Cannon
kca...@insurgent.orgy said:
: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> posted

: <fq72lp$rm5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
: Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:37 +0000 (UTC):
:
: >TNKev <TheKul...@yahoo.com/> wrote in
: >news:fo7kdu$h1u$2...@news.datemas.de:
: >
: >> The One True Roger wrote:
: <snip>
:
: >The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
: >discouraged.
: >
: >http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
: >
: >"Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
: >discouraged."
: >
: >Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
:
: And since they are disenfranchised I would like to
: nominate The One True Roger and TNKev for The Ministry of Circle Jerks
: due to the outing and real lifing behavior above and beyond the call
: by a pair of kookie fuckheads from alt.battlestar-galactica.
: (WTF...star wars fans and trekkies look down on them)
:
: It only seems right and fair and appropriate...and as our esteemed
: haxor colleagues in alt.hackers.malicious say...turnabout is *fair*
: play.
:
: Seconds?

Oui!

Kali
--
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called
research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

Archie Leach

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Feb 29, 2008, 4:25:44 PM2/29/08
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The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus

><ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:


>
>>
>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>I've been here,
>
>

>For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>a regular in here, but you would never know.

For all we know, you could have been Richard Bullis's sock puppet all
along.

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Feb 29, 2008, 4:40:28 PM2/29/08
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In article <m0ugs3pj7m4o58mm3...@4ax.com>,
Archie Leach <le...@thepen.ismightier> wrote:

i never did get a clear answer from the participants
what was this all about

i started thinking it was an elaborate troll

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
nobody could do that much decoupage
without calling on the powers of darkness

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Art Deco

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Feb 29, 2008, 5:58:02 PM2/29/08
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The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:41:17 GMT, I found that " krp"
><krp2...@verizon.net> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>
>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit amusing. The
>>entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of behavior over the near
>>15 years it has existed, is one of amazing hypocricy!
>
>
>For one of the rare times in history Piggy, I find myself agreeing
>with you. "outer-filthing" as they call it used to be a mainstay of
>AUK, as was finding the identities of people behind the posts.

Bullshit.


>
>This group devolved over the years from something fun, to something
>the original creators would be turning their backs on.

As we [tinw] say in AFA-B, mind the @$$/door interface on your way out.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

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Art Deco

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Feb 29, 2008, 6:00:28 PM2/29/08
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krp <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote:
>"Art Deco" <er...@caballista.org> wrote in message
>news:280220081828296543%er...@caballista.org...
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:37 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks,

>>>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org>
>>>bloviated:

>>>
>>>>TNKev <TheKul...@yahoo.com/> wrote in
>>>>news:fo7kdu$h1u$2...@news.datemas.de:
>>>>
>>>>> The One True Roger wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:04:57 GMT, I found that " krp"

>>>>>> <krp2...@verizon.net> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "dragonsgirl" <drago...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Mm4pj.6911$Rg1....@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ken claims that 'all you assholes' have 'harassed' this Joy Joyous.
>>>>>>>> And yet, he offers no proof....and Greg, unbelievably, backs him
>>>>>>>> up on it. I guess we know now who is a liar and who is not, because
>>>>>>>> you know as well as I do that if there was any truth what so ever
>>>>>>>> to the accusations Ken would be posting that shit here so fast the
>>>>>>>> cursor on his keyboard couldn't keep up.
>>>>>>> The small problem here Betty is that you KNOW your pal Kane HAS
>>>>>>> been
>>>>>>> harassing the woman. So again you are just a lying bitch here.
>>>>>>> Now, all you creeps have to do is find out HOW I know you know. Your
>>>>>>> boat has a leak in it somewhere Betty. Now all you guys need to do
>>>>>>> is find out where.
>>>>>>> Is somebody's line tapped? Is there a PI working on you fools? Do
>>>>>>> you have a traitor in your midst? Which one of you is it? Look at
>>>>>>> each other and wonder. Who is it? Who is tipping Pangborn. Or -
>>>>>>> WHOSE line is tapped? Is it MINE? Have I been hearing funny noises
>>>>>>> on my line? Have downloads been a little slow lately? Do I have a
>>>>>>> virus on my computer? Did Gregg Hanson PLANT something on my machine
>>>>>>> on ALL of our machines?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Tell me Betty - when was the last time you ran a REALLY deep scan
>>>>>>> on
>>>>>>> your system? Sullivan? Kane? I mean a down to the core scan for all
>>>>>>> possible infections? You know, Gregg is VERY expert in that.
>>>>>>> Firemonkey told ya about what happened to HER system from Gregg.
>>>>>>> Yeah, that's the ticket, blame Greg.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <giggle>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This, combined with you having a friend post your name in a court
>>>>>> case you had nothing to do with,, your complete ignorance, your
>>>>>> nonsensical whines of persecution, and your prediction of everyone
>>>>>> going to be punished is why I am nominating you for the Looney
>>>>>> Maroon, something LONG overdue with you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> SECONDED!
>>>>>
>>>>> (if there is time left to nominate)
>>>>
>>>>This nomination is rejected, not because Ken Pangborn isn't a worthy
>>>>candidate (he is, and I'll accept nominations and seconds from those who
>>>>still have the franchise), but because I've decided to follow up on my
>>>>warning that I would disenfranchise voters who have managed to piss off
>>>>enough other kookologists with their unacceptable behavior. That day
>>>>has come, as I have received multiple complaints about both you and
>>>>Roger. One kookologist called you two part of "a whining gang of
>>>>losers, net.policemen and outer filth who have set up camp in AUK," a
>>>>group of people the core kookologists would like to see gone from the
>>>>froup. I quite agree with them (tiat) and I am sorry I ever let you two
>>>>vote and nominate.
>>>>
>>>>AUK is about snark and entertainment, and what you two are engaged in is
>>>>no longer entertaining. It also discredits what the kookologists of AUK
>>>>would like to see their group as, a home for "full-contact snark."
>>>>Since AUK does not need another Michael Baldwin Bruce, and you two are
>>>>showing every sign of following in his footsteps, I rule that you,
>>>>TNKev, and Roger are disenfranchised until further notice. All your
>>>>nominations and seconds for this month, along with any future ballots,
>>>>nominations, and seconds you attempt will join Kent Wills' contributions
>>>>as filler for Fluffy's Litter Box.
>>>>
>>>>[alt.support.child-protective-services replaced with alt.battlestar-
>>>>galactica.]

>>>>
>>>>The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
>>>>discouraged.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
>>>>
>>>>"Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
>>>>discouraged."
>>>>
>>>>Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
>>>
>>>If I might add, *we* of AUK actually like Kenny Kakes (an AUK moniker)
>>>and while he is a raging nutbar that froths some of the most illucid
>>>screed ever seen, he is not a bad guy. That these fuckstumps want to
>>>try to ruin his business because they are in some sort of dick
>>>flapping contest with him says much about just what kind of pathetic,
>>>mouth breathing, limp thinking, scum came out of the Starwars Lite
>>>newsgroup.
>>>
>>>It would be a sad day for AUK to devolve into a form that would accept
>>>those as fellow denizens.
>>
>> Absolutely, this is 100% spot on.
>
>
>TOO LATE!

Too late for what, Kenny Kakes? Did you have to be someplace?

Art Deco

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Feb 29, 2008, 6:08:28 PM2/29/08
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Kali <ka...@powder.keg> wrote:

I too would support this nomination, mistress, but I've already
nominated fro0tbat and the Darla sock brigade for this honor.

Atlas Bugged

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Feb 29, 2008, 7:24:36 PM2/29/08
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"K. A. Cannon" <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in message
news:fq9bhv$rvi$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...

> Daedalus <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> posted
> <kt1gs3doo40mv343j...@4ax.com> in
> alt.battlestar-galactica on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:34:14 -0500:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:43:22 -0500, "Atlas Bugged"
>><atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> r
>>> /^
>>> / i i
>>> / V
>>>[This will be .------./ <VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!>
>>> * *
>>
>>
>>This house is clean!
>
> You should ask Novins about barratry.

And ask Cannon about bastardy.

Another jerkoff too stupid to do the right thing.

How stupid will shortly become evident.


Atlas Bugged

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"The One True Roger" <love...@gawab.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
> <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:

>
>>
>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>I've been here,
>
>
> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
> a regular in here, but you would never know.

What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
chorus eludes you?

It's all done, fuckwit, unless I somehow track you down, in which case
you'll spend time in a cell.

Four years of your vicious vomit. Time for you to go.

And, as stated here by others, no one cares *who* you are, and everyone
knows *what* you are, and no one likes it.

Just get the fuck out. Don't come back.


Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:53:02 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>"The One True Roger" <love...@gawab.com> wrote in message
>news:hfqgs3t3tp8leqhlf...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
>> <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>
>>>
>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>I've been here,
>>
>>
>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>
>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
>chorus eludes you?

What part eludes you, cuntflap?

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Atlas Bugged

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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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The part where you've ever contributed anything useful, ever.

Just another - or perhaps the same - anon little loser.


Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:33:39 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>news:j3bhs3pli8gb7b99m...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:53:02 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>"The One True Roger" <love...@gawab.com> wrote in message
>>>news:hfqgs3t3tp8leqhlf...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
>>>> <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>
>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
>>>chorus eludes you?
>>
>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>
>The part

Don't be modest, cuntflap, it all eludes you.

krp

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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?


Aratzio

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On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 01:43:25 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks, "
krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> got double secret probation for writing:

I dunno, maybe the part where the whiney cuntflap whined on and on and
on about the ignorant fuckstumps with whom he was pissing and moaning
and when they are gone, he thinks he is a *WINNAH*. Contrary to what
either of you would like to believe, he is still a whiney crybaby
cuntflap.

I am so glad you would want to be associated with such.

Take a hint Kenny Kakes, he is using you and given his ego will toss
you in the trash heap the minute you are of no use to him.

Ask yourself this, set your paranoia aside Kenny Kakes, have I ever
lied to you? I'm a fuckhead, but I don't have any reason lie about any
of this.

Atlas Bugged

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" krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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Your post was dead-on when you said this group's always been and always will
be a toilet.

You dispose of a rat-fuck like Roger and there's always the latest in
rat-fuck-style following behind.

At least "a rat zio" sort of tips you off to what "it" is. Probably just
Roger/Wills/TNKev/Feces continuation.


Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:59:32 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>
>" krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>news:1x2yj.3207$e_.3147@trnddc03...
>>
>> "Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>> news:j3bhs3pli8gb7b99m...@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:53:02 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
>>> probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>"The One True Roger" <love...@gawab.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:hfqgs3t3tp8leqhlf...@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
>>>>> <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>
>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>
>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>
>>
>> What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>
>Your post was dead-on when you said this group's always been and always will
>be a toilet.

And here you still are, swimming your pathetic moaning crybaby ass
off. Funny how that works, cuntflap. Afraid someone will say something
mean about you and you won't be there to slurp it to death with your
patented sloppy drooling pedantry?

Come on threaten me with something cool like a kooksoot, cuntflap.
Maybe you can pretend that I am one of the dribbling fuckstumps from
the Starwars Lite group.

That or you can take the hint and fuck off like the rest of the
Starwars Lite stumps.

Atlas Bugged

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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
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So you concede it's a toilet and you're shit. NOTED!

>Funny how that works, cuntflap. Afraid someone will say something
> mean about you and you won't be there to slurp it to death with your
> patented sloppy drooling pedantry?
>
> Come on threaten me with something cool like a kooksoot, cuntflap.
> Maybe you can pretend that I am one of the dribbling fuckstumps from
> the Starwars Lite group.

You're too boring. You can't fake brains on Usenet.

Plus, you're moron/anon/coward ravings sound eerily familiar.

Yawn, plonk.


Rhonda Lea Kirk

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miguel wrote:

> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:54:34 -0500, K. A. Cannon
> <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wran...@caballista.org> posted
>> <fq72lp$rm5$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
>> Thu, 28 Feb 2008 19:39:37 +0000 (UTC):
>>
>>> TNKev <TheKul...@yahoo.com/> wrote in
>>> news:fo7kdu$h1u$2...@news.datemas.de:
>>>
>>>> The One True Roger wrote:
>> <snip>
>>
>>> The FAQ reminds readers of AUK that trolling support groups is
>>> discouraged.
>>>
>>> http://www.club127.net/auk/faq.html#question4
>>>
>>> "Similarly, trolling or kook-hunting in support groups is strongly
>>> discouraged."
>>>
>>> Oh, yes, that alone is yet another reason to disenfranchise you two.
>>
>> And since they are disenfranchised I would like to
>> nominate The One True Roger and TNKev for The Ministry of Circle
>> Jerks due to the outing and real lifing behavior above and beyond
>> the call by a pair of kookie fuckheads from alt.battlestar-galactica.
>> (WTF...star wars fans and trekkies look down on them)
>>
>> It only seems right and fair and appropriate...and as our esteemed
>> haxor colleagues in alt.hackers.malicious say...turnabout is *fair*
>> play.
>
> Not according to one respected kookologist:
>
> Message-ID: <ev1l5d$d0b$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

It's fair play when he says it's fair play and not when he says not.

This is auk. Them's the rulez.

And I may just laugh myself to death.

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
ni...@databasix.com

Never attribute to malice that which can be
adequately explained by stupidity...

...but keep your eyes open. Robert A. Heinlein


Rhonda Lea Kirk

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miguel wrote:

> Daedalus wrote:
>> The One True Roger wrote:
>>> krp:

>
>>>> I find his criticism of Wills, Kevin, and Roger to be a bit
>>>> amusing. The entire concept of AUK - not to mention its history of
>>>> behavior over the near 15 years it has existed, is one of amazing
>>>> hypocricy!
>
>>> For one of the rare times in history Piggy, I find myself agreeing
>>> with you. "outer-filthing" as they call it used to be a mainstay of
>>> AUK, as was finding the identities of people behind the posts.
>
>> Roger, don't know how long you've been around, but in the 6 to 7
>> years I've been on AUK, outer filthing has never been endorsed by any
>> respected k00kologist. What went on before I got here doesn't matter
>> to me.
>
>> What a k00k publicly posts about him/herself on usenet or on a Web
>> site that they openly are a part of is one thing. Digging around for
>> information that person would rather is kept private, trying to ruin
>> their reputation and business by spreading lies and half truths or
>> otherwise attempting to harass k00ks in real life is not what
>> kookology is about and no one I know well on this group would ever
>> endorse it. That is the behavior of small, pathetic people like you.
>
> I don't suppose Rhonda will be too surprised to see I am responding to
> your post.

No, but I hate it when you give Jade a hard time.

> I don't hold anything against you, Jade. You're about as
> benign as a kookologistkook can be. And I hope you've forgiven me for
> dumping you after our torrid and all too public fling. Even after all
> that, I admit I'm curious about how your breast reduction surgery came
> out. You've got my email. *Wink*

Oh dear.

> But your claim that in the past 6-7 years no respected kookologist has
> endorsed outer filthing is pretty surprising, given what I know about
> your otherwise reasonably good powers of observation. Of course I am
> most familiar with those efforts done against me, but every now and
> then I see someone whom you would consider a respected kookologist
> engage in it. Just today, for example, Kevin Cannon gratuitously
> referred to Atlas Bugged by his real last name. Why do that?
>
> Since you've been around soc.singles for a long time, you'll probably
> recall that Steve Chaney began posting my last name. I didn't out
> myself. How many "respected kookologists" jumped on that?
>
> Sean Monaghan: put up a web page with my name, occupation, the claim I
> was a dogfucker and a picture suggesting same.
>
> Woodchuck Bill: created a newsgroup with my real name preceded by
> "alt.dogfucker."
>
> Rick Mather / Kadaitcha Man: engaged in endless hours of google
> stacking my name along with "dogfucker." Kali (Kimberly Kay Barnard)
> acknowledged this was outer filthing.
>
> Kali engaged in said google stacking. When I asked her if she intended
> to participate in it, she told me "fuck off, clown."
>
> Snarky (Clayton McGill): engaged in endless hours of googlestacking my
> name as well. When asked if he intended to inflict reputational harm
> upon me, his said I deserved it and it didn't bother him in the
> slightest.

You forgot to mention Lionel. His finest moment was posting your name,
address and bar number and a link to the bar website suggesting that
people file complaints against you for your usenet posts.

> Here's an old post that sums up the outer-filthing your respected
> kookologist friends did to me:
>
> Message-ID: <ets9uv$37$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Ah yes. I stand by everything I said, in case anyone wonders.

> Now, it's probably fair to question the respected kookologist bone
> fides of Clayton McGill. He'd nominate people for anything at the drop
> of a hat. He was full of chaney-esque master plans. He never did get a
> Hammer of Thor, did he? He seemed about as kooky as anybody I've
> watched on usenet.

Snarky was so afraid of being labeled a kook that he used every method
of distraction at his fingertips. In retrospect, it was just sad.

> So far as the rest go, Rick Mather got his Hammer. Sean is/was a FNVW.
> Woodchuck Bill has been around for ages, too, though I haven't seen
> him for months. It's hard to argue these folks aren't or weren't
> respected kookologists, especially Sean.
>
> If you dig deeply enough, you'll find posts from Rick Mather
> threatening letters to the Bar Association.

And the Australian Federal Police.

> And for kicks, thread up from this message:
>
> Message-ID: <etr871$20q$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>
> So, Jade. Care to revise your statement?


>
>> You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as

>> I've been here, despite what your k00k butt buddy Atlas would like
>> people to believe. You are someone who was ignored or tolerated until
>> enough of us got sick of your bullshit being associated with AUK that
>> we kindly asked the FNVW (who was in agreement) to give you the
>> official fuck off.
>
> What they did to Pangborn was not very different from what the
> aforementioned kookologists did to me. I certainly can't see any
> difference in intention.
>
> This is why I found Vince's display of newfound moral rectitude worth
> a laugh and little more than that. Your testament (in the post I'm
> responding to) to Vince's moral rectitude and the moral rectitude of
> kookologistkooks isn't worth much more. The reason I'm talking to you
> about this is because you're way sexier than he is, and I still kind
> of pity you for the pain I caused when I dumped you.

For this, she should kick your ass. Hard.

>>> This group devolved over the years from something fun, to something
>>> the original creators would be turning their backs on.
>

> e.g., Steve Leyland.
>
>> If you think outing k00ks and trying to harm them in RL is fun, you
>> are a k00k of the worst sort. Inhale some exhaust fumes posthaste.
>
> And this goes double for you, Sean, Rick Mather, Woodchuck Bill, Kevin
> Cannon, and Snarky!111!!1 I'm glad we're on the same team, Jade!
>
> Even the kookle page for me has my full name on it, Jade. Why is that
> not outer filthing?

Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:52:58 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

Fuck that cuntflap, I am the big turd in this toilet and you are the
ass dribblings from the rectum of a male prostitute.

Yeah, fuckstump, it is my toilet, your point, cuntflap?


>
>>Funny how that works, cuntflap. Afraid someone will say something
>> mean about you and you won't be there to slurp it to death with your
>> patented sloppy drooling pedantry?
>>
>> Come on threaten me with something cool like a kooksoot, cuntflap.
>> Maybe you can pretend that I am one of the dribbling fuckstumps from
>> the Starwars Lite group.
>
>You're too boring. You can't fake brains on Usenet.

Coward, weaselly little whiney crybaby. That is the best you can do,
you whine, bitch, piss, moan and threaten and when challenged, you
waffle like the cowardly little pissant you are.

I knew you were nothing but a little ball of fluff. Slightest puff of
air and you grab the first lame that comes by and try to run away.

Bring your best, cuntflap, you ain't got the balls to take on a female
mosquito.


>
>Plus, you're moron/anon/coward ravings sound eerily familiar.
>
>Yawn, plonk.
>

Aratzio

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Feb 29, 2008, 10:42:08 PM2/29/08
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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:52:58 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,

"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Plus, you're moron/anon/coward ravings sound eerily familiar.

Shocking, cuntflap, probably has to hear all about hs whining on a
regular basis.

>
>Yawn, plonk.
>

<twirls>
3 posts and he runs for cover.

I told you he would do that. These weaselly little punks get
challenged they find the very foirst excuse they can come up with and
run run run run run.

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"miguel" <mjc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> miguel, hi Kevin!

As I guessed; same shit, new nym. Yawn.


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Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:57:17 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
miguel <mjc...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

>Then if you morph they netkkkop you.
>
>miguel, hi Kevin!

Life must be a quite challenging for you, too stupid to actually
follow the rules to which you agreed, too stupid to understand why it
was your own whiney fault.

"It wasn't my fault I broke the rules, I had to, they ignored me, WAH
WAH WAH"

Try a bleach enema before you post, the aversion therapy may help.

Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:08:13 -0800, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, miguel <mjc...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>Nah, 'Ratz and Kevin are two different fembots.

And you two make up 5 of the 7 worst legal *minds* on usenet.

Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:01:06 -0500, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com>

got double secret probation for writing:

>"miguel" <mjc...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Too stupid to read headers, stalking moron?

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Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:29:37 -0800, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, miguel <mjc...@gmail.com> got double secret
probation for writing:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:07:04 -0800, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:


>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:57:17 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>miguel <mjc...@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>Then if you morph they netkkkop you.
>>>
>>>miguel, hi Kevin!
>>
>>Life must be a quite challenging for you, too stupid to actually
>>follow the rules to which you agreed, too stupid to understand why it
>>was your own whiney fault.
>>
>>"It wasn't my fault I broke the rules, I had to, they ignored me, WAH
>>WAH WAH"
>

>That's unsurprisingly daft. You won't find a single post from me
>whining about Motzarella's closing the account. In fact, if you look,
>you'll see I acknowledged that I broke the rules and they ate the
>account for fair.

You whine incessantly about the injustice of being punished for your
own fuckwittery. How stupid are you?

>
>That, however, does not change the fact that it took a mewling little
>sissyboy faggot to complain about it. In this instance, that would be
>Kevin Cannon.

Of course, it was Kevin's fault you were morphing to avoid killfiles.

"It wasn't my fault I broke the rules, I had to, they ignored me, WAH
WAH WAH"

Hint: Don't be a fuckwit and you won't lose accounts.

>
>>Try a bleach enema before you post, the aversion therapy may help.
>

>Is that what you credit your grasp of fact to?

Wow, IKYABWAI, not that I am surprised coming from you.

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In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:08:22 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

It seems that what eludes Bugfuck is the ability to get the fuck out
and fuck off and die. HTH.


--
PJR :-)

Aratzio

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On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:45:07 +0000, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> got

double secret probation for writing:

>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:08:22 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:53:02 -0500, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> got double secret
>> probation for writing:
>>
>>>"The One True Roger" <love...@gawab.com> wrote in message
>>>news:hfqgs3t3tp8leqhlf...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 15:12:57 -0500, I found that Daedalus
>>>> <ja...@newtko0ouks.biz> Scribbled the following on the bathroom wall:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>
>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
>>>chorus eludes you?
>>
>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>
>It seems that what eludes Bugfuck is the ability to get the fuck out
>and fuck off and die. HTH.

He seems to have a density that should be investigated by NASA.

Aratzio

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On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:45:26 -0600, in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> got

double secret probation for writing:

>It's always a possibility, I could be the sockpuppet of many who
>read/post/lurk within AUK--trolls, kooks, and kookologists alike.
>Hell, maybe I'm Atlas Bugged and just HL&Sd ever single one of you.

I am sure you would be proud of being the only outer-filth weasel that
could out outer-filth you.

Were you going to be fucking off soon?

Peter J Ross

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I like right-justified cascades. <-- hint

In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:49:37 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:45:26 -0600, in the land of
> alt.battlestar-galactica, The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>It's always a possibility, I could be the sockpuppet of many who
>>read/post/lurk within AUK--trolls, kooks, and kookologists alike.
>>Hell, maybe I'm Atlas Bugged and just HL&Sd ever single one of you.
>
> I am sure you would be proud of being the only outer-filth weasel that
> could out outer-filth you.
>
>Were you going to be fucking off soon?

Were you hoping to be fucking off soon?

--
PJR :-)

Aratzio

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On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:59:33 +0000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for
writing:

>I like right-justified cascades. <-- hint
>
>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:49:37 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:45:26 -0600, in the land of
>> alt.battlestar-galactica, The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>It's always a possibility, I could be the sockpuppet of many who
>>>read/post/lurk within AUK--trolls, kooks, and kookologists alike.
>>>Hell, maybe I'm Atlas Bugged and just HL&Sd ever single one of you.
>>
>> I am sure you would be proud of being the only outer-filth weasel that
>> could out outer-filth you.
>>
>>Were you going to be fucking off soon?
>Were you hoping to be fucking off soon?

Have you scheduled the fucking off soon?

Peter J Ross

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Mar 1, 2008, 1:14:42 AM3/1/08
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In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:04:58 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:59:33 +0000, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
>>I like right-justified cascades. <-- hint
>>
>>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:49:37 -0800, Aratzio
>><a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:45:26 -0600, in the land of
>>> alt.battlestar-galactica, The One True Roger <love...@gawab.com> got
>>> double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>It's always a possibility, I could be the sockpuppet of many who
>>>>read/post/lurk within AUK--trolls, kooks, and kookologists alike.
>>>>Hell, maybe I'm Atlas Bugged and just HL&Sd ever single one of you.
>>>
>>> I am sure you would be proud of being the only outer-filth weasel that
>>> could out outer-filth you.
>>>
>>>Were you going to be fucking off soon?
>>Were you hoping to be fucking off soon?
>Have you scheduled the fucking off soon?

Have you prepared to be fucking off soon?

--
PJR :-)

mariposas rand mair fheal

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Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little nip
of gin
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites

arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
from the collective unconscience of odd bodkins
nobody could do that much decoupage
without calling on the powers of darkness

krp

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Mar 1, 2008, 6:53:53 AM3/1/08
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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:1ddhs35r8jsji3vdc...@4ax.com...

>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>
>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the
>>>>assembled
>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>
>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>
>>
>>What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>>
>
> I dunno, maybe the part where the whiney cuntflap whined on and on and
> on about the ignorant fuckstumps with whom he was pissing and moaning
> and when they are gone, he thinks he is a *WINNAH*. Contrary to what
> either of you would like to believe, he is still a whiney crybaby
> cuntflap.

Ratz - I know that you believe that everything you write are flashes of
brilliance. If there is anyone here who is overwhelmed by his own
"brilliance" it's you. Frankly, dipshit, I can't see a lick's difference
between you and Kent Wills and friends. Remember at one time ALL of them
were your dearest buddies in AUK and thought to be part of the MENSA pack.
Now you guys don't get along and suddenly they are "fuckstumps." Ratz you
are a funny guy.You and your retarded pals in AUK. Just a bunch of half
peckered cyberbullies.

krp

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Mar 1, 2008, 6:59:12 AM3/1/08
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"Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:KeSdnVZa2MQbJVXa...@comcast.com...

>>>>>>
>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>
>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the
>>>>assembled
>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>
>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>
>>
>> What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>
> Your post was dead-on when you said this group's always been and always
> will be a toilet.
>
> You dispose of a rat-fuck like Roger and there's always the latest in
> rat-fuck-style following behind.

You know what gets to me is that at one time ALL of those clowns were
ELITE members of AUK and thought to be 'BRILLIANT" by people like Ratz and
Art Decorations and Peter J. Ross and the rest of the cretins of AUK. As
they tear into Roger, Wills, and Kevin TODAY just a short while ago they
were beloved blood brothers of AUK. They jump on them for doing EXACTLY the
same shit THEY are doing. It is funny as hell to see the assholes feeding on
themselves. Which seems to be inevitable to arrogant pussies like them.
Everyone knows I have little love loss for social workers who hang onto the
legal system, and those that know me best know what sadistic please I take
in observing THEM feed off each other as well. It just seems that certain
groups of folks are really prone to being cannibalistic with their own kind.
They can't help it, it is in their nature.

krp

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Mar 1, 2008, 7:00:05 AM3/1/08
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"Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:f8ehs3dg4ddte5omh...@4ax.com...

>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>>
>>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the
>>>>>assembled
>>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>>
>>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>>
>>>
>>> What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>>
>>Your post was dead-on when you said this group's always been and always
>>will
>>be a toilet.
>
> And here you still are, swimming your pathetic moaning crybaby ass
> off. Funny how that works, cuntflap. Afraid someone will say something
> mean about you and you won't be there to slurp it to death with your
> patented sloppy drooling pedantry?

Again you STUN the world with your highly educated - SUPERIOR rhetoric!

krp

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Mar 1, 2008, 7:02:54 AM3/1/08
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"Peter J Ross" <p...@example.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnfshnq...@pjr.motzarella.org...

>>
>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who is
>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>
>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the assembled
>>>chorus eludes you?
>>
>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>
> It seems that what eludes Bugfuck is the ability to get the fuck out
> and fuck off and die. HTH.


Again the AUK - - - "SUPERIOR INTELLECT" is best represented in the
sentence above. BRAVO GENIUS!


A [Temporary] Dog

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Mar 1, 2008, 7:51:48 AM3/1/08
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On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:14:42 +0000, Peter J Ross <p...@example.invalid>
painted a red bull's eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy
and shouted:

Will you & your horse be fucking off soon?
--
-A (Temporary) Dog, Prophet of the Copybook Headings
use the domain that is erols with tempdog as a name for email
"[Y]ou're nobody's victim when you're committing morally and
legally questionable acts of violence yourself." - Morgan Webb

Atlas Bugged

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Mar 1, 2008, 7:56:47 AM3/1/08
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" krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:ltbyj.12952$ES.10199@trnddc05...

>
> "Aratzio" <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
> news:1ddhs35r8jsji3vdc...@4ax.com...
>
>>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>>
>>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the
>>>>>assembled
>>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>>
>>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>>
>>>
>>>What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>>>
>>
>> I dunno, maybe the part where the whiney cuntflap whined on and on and
>> on about the ignorant fuckstumps with whom he was pissing and moaning
>> and when they are gone, he thinks he is a *WINNAH*. Contrary to what
>> either of you would like to believe, he is still a whiney crybaby
>> cuntflap.

It's obviously just the latest "incarnation" for some lonely sick jerkoff
who wouldn't have a RL friend in the world except for here.

Definite killfile material. It's either Roger or someone equally rat-fuck,
sick, and none-too-bright, so who cares who it actually is?

Now that "Roger's" enemies *and* friends all unanimously hate his guts, it's
just new-nym time.


Atlas Bugged

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" krp" <krp2...@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:kybyj.12953$ES.9928@trnddc05...

>
> "Atlas Bugged" <atlasbug...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:KeSdnVZa2MQbJVXa...@comcast.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are not an AUKer and never have been considered one so as long as
>>>>>>>I've been here,
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> For all anyone knows Jade, I could be a sock puppet for someone who
>>>>>> is
>>>>>> a regular in here, but you would never know.
>>>>>
>>>>>What part of "get the fuck out" and "fuck off and die" from the
>>>>>assembled
>>>>>chorus eludes you?
>>>>
>>>> What part eludes you, cuntflap?
>>>
>>>
>>> What part of it eludes YOU pussylips?
>>
>> Your post was dead-on when you said this group's always been and always
>> will be a toilet.
>>
>> You dispose of a rat-fuck like Roger and there's always the latest in
>> rat-fuck-style following behind.
>
> You know what gets to me is that at one time ALL of those clowns were
> ELITE members of AUK and thought to be 'BRILLIANT" by people like Ratz and
> Art Decorations and Peter J. Ross and the rest of the cretins of AUK. As
> they tear into Roger, Wills, and Kevin TODAY just a short while ago they
> were beloved blood brothers of AUK. They jump on them for doing EXACTLY
> the same shit THEY are doing.

The difference, although slight, is real. The newly-denounced shitheads
went far enough off the rails so that they many of them got exposed to
real-life consequences.

The fallout from that may finally break the group, we'll see. I have some
spare time today, so that fallout is coming shortly.

>It is funny as hell to see the assholes feeding on themselves.

Yeah. I thrive on accomplishment and productivity, and I like to just move
on, leaving negative activities to fade into the past.

But I gotta say, I'm having a good week.

>Which seems to be inevitable to arrogant pussies like them.

Well, they've devolved into a very low-grade bunch. The group concept is
valid enough.

But even the United States wouldn't have prospered had the population been
dull individuals.

> Everyone knows I have little love loss for social workers who hang onto
> the legal system, and those that know me best know what sadistic please I
> take in observing THEM feed off each other as well. It just seems that
> certain groups of folks are really prone to being cannibalistic with their
> own kind. They can't help it, it is in their nature.

Yes, I've seen it apply in government social services. It's the same
general idea, which applies across-the-board conceptually.

When the whole project becomes devoid of integrity and it's every person's
interest set against every other's, it definitely degenerates into a
feeding-frenzy.

The difference is that the social-services industry literally gets people
physically killed, as in buried-in-the-ground killed.

By contrast, the Usenet equivalent rarely ever gets such a result, rarely
gets *any* result FTM, and when it does, there must be other factors
assisting.

Go here for an example:
http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3888606

and you may also Google on "Nicole Catsouras"
--
Atlas Bugged
Winner of Galactic Killfile, by a vote of...One...but....it don't seem to be
workin' too good.
Winner of Tinfoil Sombrero Award by a vote of...let's see....One.
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/b21cc4d5df4fe963?dmode=source>
"Pinku's" the "One." Hey Pinku, as one degreed professional to another:
You, sir, are a fool.

Winner of Most Posting IDs Insisting "They" Are Not Afraid Of Me. Really.
Seriously. He says he isn't. Whatever.
Winner of Most Rejected Nominations and Cannot Be Nominated At All Due To
Voter Fraud
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/0c4187a55e96ea47?dmode=source>

"[AUK is] a bunch of lazy tossers with too much time on their hands and few
friends. WELCOME TO USENET. Drive thru please..." - я黨wぃf
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.art-bell/msg/e6e9fb7367ca73b8?dmode=source>

"[The internet and specifically Usenet] started as privacy protection for
the abused, the oppressed and the bashful. Now it shields creeps, criminals
and malicious mobs." -
"Anonymity & the Net" from FORBES Magazine, October '07
<http://www.forbes.com/technology/2007/09/27/web-identity-anonymity-tech-cx_0927anonymityland.html>
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