Proof Ernie did it

ceniza

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Apr 20, 2005, 9:54:46 PM4/20/05

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As mentioned before, my friend in the photography business validated the
recent photo of Ernie eating shit was,
indeed, a valid photograph and not photoshop or some other digital hocus
pocus.

He validated the photo at this site:
http://www.pdhomes.net/adult/ernie/

His analysis is below, and perhaps the most interesting thing is that the
shit
Ern was munching on was probably from some animal, not human.
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These have obvious photoperiplasmic flagella that propel the digital "cells"
in low-digitality and digitotalityl-like high-density media. A model of
zeptospiraceae digital motility has been previously proposed that states
that the subterminally attached periphotographic flagella rotate between the
outer and the helical photodigirati cylinder. The shape ends and the
direction of gyration of these ends are determined by the direction of
rotation of the internal periphotogenomiclasmic flagella. Rotation of the
digital flagella in one direction causes that end to be consistenly tightly
digitalitim-shaped, and rotation in the other direction causes that end to
be consistent. One summation of the analysis is that these right-handed
spirochetes ring true of nonhuman excrement. For maximum resolution
propensity, the analysis concludes photographic evidence to be
incontrovertable. The present study presents direct evidence that the cell
validates (protophotographic cylinder helix diameter = 0.24 祄; pitch = 0.69
祄), the ends gyrate authenticated shading imaging, and the spiral-shaped
end is directencided (helix diameter = 0.6 祄; pitch = 2.7 祄)--as summed up
by the analysis. The approach used was to illuminate stroboscopically cells
slowed by Ficoll and analyze the resultant multiple-exposure photographs
focused above and below the axis of the cranium. In summary, I conclude
this gentleman is eating the shit from some unknown large animal.

SzaszFan

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Apr 20, 2005, 10:32:24 PM4/20/05

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Well I'll be damned. That actually IS a picture of Ernie eating shit.

> validates (protophotographic cylinder helix diameter = 0.24 µm;
pitch = 0.69
> µm), the ends gyrate authenticated shading imaging, and the
spiral-shaped
> end is directencided (helix diameter = 0.6 µm; pitch = 2.7 µm)--as

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 20, 2005, 10:38:19 PM4/20/05

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Turds are Ernie's favorite junk food!!!

"SzaszFan" <sz...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> validates (protophotographic cylinder helix diameter = 0.24 祄;
pitch = 0.69

> 祄), the ends gyrate authenticated shading imaging, and the
spiral-shaped

> end is directencided (helix diameter = 0.6 祄; pitch = 2.7 祄)--as

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer

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Apr 20, 2005, 11:41:05 PM4/20/05

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Ceniza is a genius.

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:33:45 AM4/21/05

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Of course I can not find human shit. Do you think I would eat my own? I am
waiting for the day that farrel gives me service in the rear, and food for
my mouth. Oh, what a glorious day that would be.Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:35:25 AM4/21/05

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I suck penis also. Do you all need pictures to know that is the truth? Ernie

Tim :\

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Apr 21, 2005, 6:26:24 AM4/21/05

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"ceniza" <cen...@genserconadv.com> wrote in message
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> The approach used was to illuminate stroboscopically cells
> slowed by Ficoll and analyze the resultant multiple-exposure photographs
> focused above and below the axis of the cranium. In summary, I conclude
> this gentleman is eating the shit from some unknown large animal.

More proof Ernie's method works. tim

ceniza

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Apr 21, 2005, 6:46:39 AM4/21/05

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That's what I said. I didn't really want to believe it, at first. That's
why I consulted a photographic expert.

"SzaszFan" <sz...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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Well I'll be damned. That actually IS a picture of Ernie eating shit.

> validates (protophotographic cylinder helix diameter = 0.24 祄;
pitch = 0.69

> 祄), the ends gyrate authenticated shading imaging, and the
spiral-shaped

> end is directencided (helix diameter = 0.6 祄; pitch = 2.7 祄)--as

ceniza

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Apr 21, 2005, 6:48:15 AM4/21/05

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My nerdy photographic friend is the genius. But I will take credit for
seeking out independent results to prove that Ernie was, indeed, eating
shit.

"Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer" <nob...@cypherpunks.to> wrote
in message news:200504210341...@mail.cypherpunks.to...
> Ceniza is a genius.
>

ceniza

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Apr 21, 2005, 6:49:07 AM4/21/05

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Nothing you say surprises me any more, Doc P.

"Ernie Primeau" <erni...@webtv.net> wrote in message news:> Of course I can

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 8:38:06 AM4/21/05

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More idiocy from ceniza. Go to the hairlosshell and hairlossdisgusting
snake oil sites to see more. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 8:39:11 AM4/21/05

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Only one as demented as farrel would believe a word the idiot ceniza
posts. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 8:42:20 AM4/21/05

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Of course the idiot ceniza will not be able to give us a verifiable
name, address and phone numbr of this so called expert. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 8:43:28 AM4/21/05

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ceniza needs food for his brain. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 8:40:38 AM4/21/05

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More proof of how silly the severely obese and impotent tim is. Ernie

skeeter

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Apr 21, 2005, 12:54:08 PM4/21/05

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Who is us? I have never seen a post supporting anything that you claim. You
are all alone you pathetic freak.

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Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:05:00 PM4/21/05

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Of course you do not need an expert.I have confirmed, I like to eat shit.
This should surprise nobody. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:06:16 PM4/21/05

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I need blood to flow once again to my brain. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:07:39 PM4/21/05

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Go to http://www.pdhomes.net/adult/ernie/ to see the real
hairlossdisgusting. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:08:24 PM4/21/05

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Only one as demented as myself would continue to claim farrel still posts
here. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 21, 2005, 2:09:11 PM4/21/05

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More proof of how demented I am. Ernie

skeeter

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Apr 22, 2005, 12:29:53 AM4/22/05

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Please spare us you sick bastard.

"Ernie Primeau" <erni...@webtv.net> wrote in message

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Ernie Primeau

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Apr 22, 2005, 8:09:12 AM4/22/05

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On the otehr hand, we see who the skeeter's associates are, the demented
farrel. hoink macoy, ceniza, the soap, the vile son of a festered whore
mick, mchale, bloodfart. He is in good company. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 22, 2005, 8:10:29 AM4/22/05

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the seeter admits that farrel is a sick bastard who is getting ready to
doctor more pics. Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 22, 2005, 1:58:35 PM4/22/05

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I am obsessed with farrel and a sick bastard who is getting ready to eat
more shit. Ernie

http://www.geocities.com/turd_eating/

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 22, 2005, 1:57:43 PM4/22/05

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I do not need any associates. Just give me a hot plate of shit
http://www.geocities.com/turd_eating/ and I am a a happy (demented)
man.Ernie

Ernie Primeau

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Apr 22, 2005, 2:20:21 PM4/22/05

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The proof is in the pudding and I can assure the honest and intelligent
members of the ng that it tasted real good.Another helping is in
order,please Ken. Ernie

http://www.geocities.com/turd_eating/