Aeroplane Glue

[Ernie Primeau]

In the 90's I lived for a time in a large boarding house.

It was a great arrangement to enlist volunteers for researching my method.

Tweezers were not allowed in the house, so I used my teeth to remove the
pubic hairs from my patients.

After a time I learned that applying model airplane glue on the crotches of
my patients had multiple benefits:
1) After it dried it bunched the hairy ones into one big hairy one. I could
remove my patient's pubes with many fewer chomps.
2) Airplane glue has a lot of nutrients. As I enhaled it, I could almost
feel it regrowing my hair.
3) The glue removed the first couple of layers of skin from my patients.
Longer to grow back the pubes means better scalp re-growth.

So...there you have it. I told you my method was inexpensive. Ernie

[Ernie]

Commander cocksucker asshole farrel from www.hairlosshelp.com snake
oil site tries to rididcule me and my method because she cannot post
any proof that I am wrong about hair loss. If she could could, the old
pussy would do so a dozen times a day. Ernie