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African 'groid woman sliced in two by plane after running across South African airstrip
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Obama's Idiots
Apr 1, 2012, 9:49:51 PM4/1/12
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ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
Africa.
Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to
have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when
the accident happened.
He said, "They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the
women miscalculated and was hit by the plane's left wing."
The woman, believed to be in her late 50s, died instantly. The
pilot was unhurt.
Prinsloo said police were still waiting for the victim's family
to identify her body. An autopsy was due to be held Wednesday.
Local residents are thought to have put up ladders on both sides
of the airstrip and regularly climbed over them to cross the
runway.
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ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
Africa.
Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to
have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when
the accident happened.
He said, "They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the
women miscalculated and was hit by the plane's left wing."
The woman, believed to be in her late 50s, died instantly. The
pilot was unhurt.
Prinsloo said police were still waiting for the victim's family
to identify her body. An autopsy was due to be held Wednesday.
Local residents are thought to have put up ladders on both sides
of the airstrip and regularly climbed over them to cross the
runway.
Max Boot
Apr 2, 2012, 12:54:01 AM4/2/12
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On 4/1/2012 6:49 PM, Obama's Idiots wrote:
> http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_sliced_african_
> two_airstrip_wBcD9FCJMmtEN5wPMIB8VP
>
> ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
> aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
> Africa.
>
> Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
> on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
> it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
>
> Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to
> have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when
> the accident happened.
>
> He said, "They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the
> women miscalculated and was hit by the plane's left wing."
>
> The woman, believed to be in her late 50s, died instantly. The
> pilot was unhurt.
Ha ha ha ha ha! It's Huckleberry Finn all over again:
> http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_sliced_african_
> two_airstrip_wBcD9FCJMmtEN5wPMIB8VP
>
> ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
> aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
> Africa.
>
> Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
> on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
> it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
>
> Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to
> have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when
> the accident happened.
>
> He said, "They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the
> women miscalculated and was hit by the plane's left wing."
>
> The woman, believed to be in her late 50s, died instantly. The
> pilot was unhurt.
Huck: "It warn't the grounding -- that didn't keep us back but a
little. We blowed out a cylinder-head."
Tom Sawyer's Aunt Sally:
"Good gracious! anybody hurt?"
Huck:
"No'm. Killed a nigger."
Aunt Sally:
"Well, it's lucky; because sometimes people do get hurt. Two years
ago last Christmas your uncle Silas was coming up from Newrleans on
the old Lally Rook, and she blowed out a cylinder-head and crippled
a man. And I think he died afterwards. He was a Baptist."
Bug Dout
Apr 2, 2012, 4:27:54 PM4/2/12
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"Obama's Idiots" <ob...@idiots.com> writes:
> http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_sliced_african_
> two_airstrip_wBcD9FCJMmtEN5wPMIB8VP
>
> ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
> aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
> Africa.
>
> Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
> on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
> it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
Well nonsense. You don't get "sliced in two" by the wing of a light
> http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/woman_sliced_african_
> two_airstrip_wBcD9FCJMmtEN5wPMIB8VP
>
> ERMELO, South Africa -- A woman was sliced in two by a light
> aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South
> Africa.
>
> Police said three women were running across the runway at Ermelo
> on Monday when one of them was hit by the plane's left wing as
> it came into land, Beeld newspaper reported.
aircraft. Killed by blunt trauma, could be, but not cut in two.
--
You can't step twice into the same river.
~ Heraclitus
Skittles. The candy worth dying for
Apr 2, 2012, 4:31:42 PM4/2/12
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Skittles. The candy worth dying for
Apr 2, 2012, 4:32:57 PM4/2/12
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torn in two?? Would you feel better?
Bug Dout
Apr 2, 2012, 6:13:55 PM4/2/12
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"Skittles. The candy worth dying for" <burto...@gmail.com> writes:
>> Well nonsense. You don't get "sliced in two" by the wing of a light
>> aircraft. Killed by blunt trauma, could be, but not cut in two.
>> --
>> You can't step twice into the same river.
>> 爚 Heraclitus
>> Well nonsense. You don't get "sliced in two" by the wing of a light
>> aircraft. Killed by blunt trauma, could be, but not cut in two.
>> --
>> You can't step twice into the same river.
>
> You know that for a fact?? What if the woman was hit at 100 mph and
> torn in two?? Would you feel better?
I'd feel better if there weren't nonsense posted on the Usenet, but I'd
> You know that for a fact?? What if the woman was hit at 100 mph and
> torn in two?? Would you feel better?
also feel better if America's Republicans weren't total idiots, and
THAT'S not going to happen, so....
Small planes don't land at 100 mph. More like 80 mph max. Cut in two
ain't going to happen.
--
Use your imagination. Trust me, your lives are not interesting. Don't
write them down.
- W. B. Kinsella
Skittles. The candy worth dying for
Apr 2, 2012, 6:37:46 PM4/2/12
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On Apr 2, 5:13 pm, Bug Dout <bugg...@mailinator.com> wrote:
identified. Help me out here Captain.
> "Skittles. The candy worth dying for" <burtonu...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> >> Well nonsense. You don't get "sliced in two" by the wing of a light
> >> aircraft. Killed by blunt trauma, could be, but not cut in two.
> >> --
> >> You can't step twice into the same river.
> >> ~ Heraclitus
>
> >> Well nonsense. You don't get "sliced in two" by the wing of a light
> >> aircraft. Killed by blunt trauma, could be, but not cut in two.
> >> --
> >> You can't step twice into the same river.
>
> > You know that for a fact?? What if the woman was hit at 100 mph and
> > torn in two?? Would you feel better?
>
> I'd feel better if there weren't nonsense posted on the Usenet, but I'd
> also feel better if America's Republicans weren't total idiots, and
> THAT'S not going to happen, so....
>
> Small planes don't land at 100 mph. More like 80 mph max. Cut in two
> ain't going to happen.
> --
> Use your imagination. Trust me, your lives are not interesting. Don't
> write them down.
> - W. B. Kinsella
I'm sorry,I musta' missed the part where the type of aircraft was
> > You know that for a fact?? What if the woman was hit at 100 mph and
> > torn in two?? Would you feel better?
>
> I'd feel better if there weren't nonsense posted on the Usenet, but I'd
> also feel better if America's Republicans weren't total idiots, and
> THAT'S not going to happen, so....
>
> Small planes don't land at 100 mph. More like 80 mph max. Cut in two
> ain't going to happen.
> --
> Use your imagination. Trust me, your lives are not interesting. Don't
> write them down.
> - W. B. Kinsella
identified. Help me out here Captain.
Bug Dout
Apr 3, 2012, 1:31:14 PM4/3/12
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"Skittles. The candy worth dying for" <burto...@gmail.com> writes:
> I'm sorry,I musta' missed the part where the type of aircraft was
> identified. Help me out here Captain.
> I'm sorry,I musta' missed the part where the type of aircraft was
> identified. Help me out here Captain.
"A woman was sliced in two by a light aircraft"
*LIGHT* aircraft...4-6 seater. You missed the part where brains were
handed out at birth.
--
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
~ Samuel Johnson,
English lexicographer, to which Ambrose Bierce replied: 'I beg to
submit that it is the first.'
Marv J.
Apr 6, 2012, 9:30:34 PM4/6/12
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On Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:37:46 -0700, Skittles wrote in
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ffc38a4a-1c6c-4325...@o4g2000yqb.googlegroups.com
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> I'm sorry,I musta' missed the part where the type of aircraft was
> identified. Help me out here Captain.
Y'all also missed the posting date of April 1.
> identified. Help me out here Captain.
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