> On May 28, 7:50 pm, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." <
p...@hovnanian.com> wrote:
>> John David Galt wrote:
>> >> In other words WE CAN TAKE THE LANE.
>>
>> > No, in other words you can stay the fuck within your own lane (which is
>> > usually
>> > the shoulder). My lane is mine from one dotted line to the other, if
>> > any part of you is in it you're mine to squish.
>>
>> Bicycles are vehicles. And as such, have equal rights to the road but
>> must comply with traffic laws.
>>
>> So, on a two lane road, when I pass one (legally, by swinging into the
>> unoccupied oncoming lane) and then pull back into my own lane, you
>> cyclists stay behind me. Or pass me on the left. None of this passing on
>> the shoulder crap unless you have your own dedicated lane. And stay in
>> it.
>>
>> Its not legal for other vehicles, including motorcycles which could
>> actually fit just like bicycles. But if you do pass on the right and you
>> get squashed by a dump truck (like what happened here in Seattle
>> recently) we'll put a memorial for you at the site, with flowers and
>> candles. And a big sign about Darwin.
>
>
> I want to make sure that my title is spelled right...
>
> I'd like the following epitaph on my Banana Mausoleum:
the dual tires on the right side of a city bus. Unfortunately, not enough
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants!