Re: OT Liberals/Conservatives
noneyabusiness
<Jus...@Florida.com> wrote:
>The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
>beer and the invention of the wheel.
And fire ...The THREE most important events...
>The wheel was invented to get
>man to the beer.
>
>These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the
>catalyst for splitting humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals
>and Conservatives.
>
>Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning
>of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were
>invented yet, so our early human ancestors just stayed close to the
>brewery.
>
>That's how villages were formed.
>
>Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night
>while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is
>known as "the Conservative movement."
>
>Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live
>off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing
>the sewing, weaving and hair dressing. This was the beginning of "the
>Liberal movement." Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into
>women. The rest became known as 'girleymen.' Some noteworthy liberal
>achievements include domestication of cats, the trade union, class
>action lawsuits, the invention of group therapy & group hugs and the
>concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer
>that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be
>symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the
>elephant.
>
>Liberals were symbolized by the jackass.
>
>Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
>white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
>their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard
>liberal fare. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of
>their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
>social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, hair dressers,
>Hollywood dreamers and group therapists are liberals.
>
>Liberals invented baseball's designated hitter rule because it wasn't
>"fair" to make the pitcher bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer and
>eat red meat & potatoes.
Red meat (med.Rare plz!) and potatoes are good, but Guinness and
Boddingtons are the best beers!
>Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
>construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate
>executives, soldiers, self employed, athletes & generally anyone who
>works productively.
So, all of the GAY big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate
executives, soldiers, self employed and athletes are NOT liberals ?!?
(Is it possible to be gay AND conservative at the same time?)
;-)
>Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to
>work for a living.
>
>Liberals produce little or nothing.
Tell that to all the Liberal / Democrat business owners out there ...
>They like to "govern" the
>producers and decide what to do with the production. They also like
>to take money away from successful people and give it to the failures.
>Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That
>is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were
>coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame &
>created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing.
>Thus ends today's lesson in world history. Tomorrow we will discuss the origins
>and evolution of whining.
Overall, only somewhat funny.
Like much of the CON-servative mindset in this group, it's ego-centric
and myopic.
And it all sounds a bit "whiny" to me ;-)
(Dang, there I go feeding the TROLLS again...!)
...
Hachiroku
Feeeeeeeed meeeeee......Feeeeeeeeed meeeeeeee!
Dan J.S.
> Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
> white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
> their beef well done.
I must make a comment here. I TRIED liking American beer, but except for
Samuel Adams, and MAYBE Budweiser (when its hot out) I can't drink it.
Miller Lite tastes like spoiled beer.
However, the most refreshing beer has to be a Corona with a lime - and I am
not a liberal.
And will also tell you, for all the faults of the French, they make some of
the best food. Them and Italians.
However to add to that, I think California wine is better than French, but
NO ONE can beat Italian wine.
And nothing is better than a Jewish bakery for breads.
Damn - I am getting hungry...
Learning Richard
Dan J.S. wrote:
> >
> > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
> > white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
> > their beef well done.
>
> I must make a comment here. I TRIED liking American beer, but except for
> Samuel Adams, and MAYBE Budweiser (when its hot out) I can't drink it.
> Miller Lite tastes like spoiled beer.
latte conservative
Hachiroku
>>
>> Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
>> white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
>> their beef well done.
>
> I must make a comment here. I TRIED liking American beer, but except for
> Samuel Adams, and MAYBE Budweiser (when its hot out) I can't drink it.
> Miller Lite tastes like spoiled beer.
>
> However, the most refreshing beer has to be a Corona with a lime - and I am
> not a liberal.
Than you must be a Pansy! ;) (Um, I've had my share of Corona with lime...)
>
> And will also tell you, for all the faults of the French, they make some of
> the best food. Them and Italians.
Don't forget wine, esp Dom Perignon...
>
> However to add to that, I think California wine is better than French, but
> NO ONE can beat Italian wine.
The stuff that tastes like Welch's and drops you on the spot?
>
> And nothing is better than a Jewish bakery for breads.
This one I could argue. There is a bakery 12 miles from my home that had
baked goods to die for! They aren't Jewish. Don't matter...if they were
Iraqis I'd still go there!
>
> Damn - I am getting hungry...
Garlic bread roast beef sandwich sounds good right about now!
Hachiroku
>
> Dan J.S. wrote:
>> >
>> > Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
>> > white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
>> > their beef well done.
>>
>> I must make a comment here. I TRIED liking American beer, but except for
>> Samuel Adams, and MAYBE Budweiser (when its hot out) I can't drink it.
>> Miller Lite tastes like spoiled beer.
>
> latte conservative
NOT on your life!
$5 for a cup of coffee??? I don't think so.
The real disgusting part...I was thinking of a chain of coffee shops
serving gourmet coffees...about 6 months before I even heard of Starbucks....
:(.....
No guts (OR money...) no glory.
Mike Hunter
oldest beer in America. D G Yuengling brews in Pottsvlle Pennslvania and
Tampa Florida.
mike hunt
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Dan J.S.
"Mike Hunter" <mike...@mailcity.com> wrote in message
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> Perhaps you might try Yuengling beer. There is a good reasaon it is the
> oldest beer in America. D G Yuengling brews in Pottsvlle Pennslvania and
> Tampa Florida.
>
> mike hunt
I am always looking for new beers to try. I will see if I can order it
online somewhere...
Dan J.S.
> This one I could argue. There is a bakery 12 miles from my home that had
> baked goods to die for! They aren't Jewish. Don't matter...if they were
> Iraqis I'd still go there!
Yeah I am talking breads, bagels, etc...
for sweets, there are alternatives, but just for breads, Jewish bakeries
seem to hit the spot for me...
The Duke
I hope I don't have to waste away my days like this when I am this old.
"Scott in Florida" <Jus...@Florida.com> wrote in message
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> The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
> beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get
> man to the beer.
>
> These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the
> catalyst for splitting humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals
> and Conservatives.
>
> Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning
> of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were
> invented yet, so our early human ancestors just stayed close to the
> brewery.
>
> That's how villages were formed.
>
> Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night
> while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is
> known as "the Conservative movement."
>
> Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live
> off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing
> the sewing, weaving and hair dressing. This was the beginning of "the
> Liberal movement." Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into
> women. The rest became known as 'girleymen.' Some noteworthy liberal
> achievements include domestication of cats, the trade union, class
> action lawsuits, the invention of group therapy & group hugs and the
> concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer
> that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be
> symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the
> elephant.
>
> Liberals were symbolized by the jackass.
>
> Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
> white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like
> their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard
> liberal fare. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of
> their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
> social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, hair dressers,
> Hollywood dreamers and group therapists are liberals.
>
> Liberals invented baseball's designated hitter rule because it wasn't
> "fair" to make the pitcher bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer and
> eat red meat & potatoes.
> Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
> construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate
> executives, soldiers, self employed, athletes & generally anyone who
> works productively.
>
> Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to
> work for a living.
>
> Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the
> producers and decide what to do with the production. They also like
> to take money away from successful people and give it to the failures.
> Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That
> is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were
> coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame &
> created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing. Thus ends
> today's lesson in world history. Tomorrow we will discuss the origins
> and evolution of whining.
>
> --------------------------------
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>
> Still Voting Democratic?
>
> You are Stuck On Stupid!
Hachiroku
In total agreement there!