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badgolferman

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Dec 10, 2005, 8:56:44 AM12/10/05
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.

I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband


When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife

Night Spirit

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Dec 10, 2005, 9:06:21 AM12/10/05
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Taken!

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Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!
Nightspirit


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Learning Richard

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Dec 10, 2005, 9:13:57 AM12/10/05
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holy mackerel. that is bad.

Learning Richard

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Dec 10, 2005, 9:15:26 AM12/10/05
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funny, but bad.

WickeddollŽ

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Dec 10, 2005, 6:42:33 PM12/10/05
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>A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

WickeddollŽ

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Dec 10, 2005, 6:43:11 PM12/10/05
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Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Natalie


Learning Richard

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Dec 10, 2005, 7:29:53 PM12/10/05
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Hey! I said it was funny!!!

WickeddollŽ

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Dec 10, 2005, 10:14:07 PM12/10/05
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"Learning Richard" ...

WickeddollŽ wrote:
> "Learning Richard" ...


> >
> > badgolferman wrote:
> >> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
> >>
> >> Dear Wife:
> >> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> >> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> >> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> >> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> >> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
> >>
> >> I'll be home before midnight.
> >> Your Husband
> >>
> >>
> >> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> >> that read as follows:
> >>
> >> Dear Husband:
> >> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> >> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> >> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> >> times than 54 goes into 18.
> >>
> >> Therefore don't wait up.
> >> Your Wife
> >
> >
> > holy mackerel. that is bad.
> >
> Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Hey! I said it was funny!!!

Richard

Where I come from, 'bad' means unfunny

:-P

Natalie


Mike Hunter

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Dec 11, 2005, 2:38:14 PM12/11/05
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A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow job from
his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing you to be doing,
your being home schooled.


mike hunt


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badgolferman

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Dec 11, 2005, 2:39:58 PM12/11/05
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Mike Hunter, 12/11/2005,2:38:14 PM, wrote:

> A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow job
> from his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing you to
> be doing, your being home schooled.

Good one!

Learning Richard

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Dec 11, 2005, 2:44:20 PM12/11/05
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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:39:58 +0000, badgolferman spake:

Call me judgemental (I am), but nothing that the racist Mike Hunt posts
could ever be considered a 'good one'.

badgolferman

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Dec 11, 2005, 2:44:22 PM12/11/05
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Oh, come on. Lighten up, Richard. Learn to use your humor...

Learning Richard

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Dec 11, 2005, 2:47:05 PM12/11/05
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There's a couple of folks who post here who are beyond redemption in my
mind.

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