Lesson 1: Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is based on the Pilgrims (a religious group) having their
asses saved by the Native Americans.
So, since it is based on a religious group, then I think we should do away
with Thanksgiving decorations, and by all means stop saying "Happy
Thanksgiving." Of course, "Happy Turkey Day" has been around for a while,
so that's OK.
Also, since there is little mention made of the involvement of Native
American peoples, it is oppressive to them. Wipe it from the calendar and
work.
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Ronald Reagan didn't spend his whole first term blaming Jimmy Carter.