Lesson 1: Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is based on the Pilgrims (a religious group) having their
asses saved by the Native Americans.
So, since it is based on a religious group, then I think we should do away
with Thanksgiving decorations, and by all means stop saying "Happy
Thanksgiving." Of course, "Happy Turkey Day" has been around for a while,
so that's OK.
Also, since there is little mention made of the involvement of Native
American peoples, it is oppressive to them. Wipe it from the calendar and
Ronald Reagan didn't spend his whole first term blaming Jimmy Carter.