OT Redneck and Ferrari OT :)
Mike M
One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing
>nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the
>local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next
>to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas
>he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the admiration on his
>face the rich man asked, in a cocky tone, "what, you wanna race farm boy?"
>Not one to back down to a challenge the redneck replied in a defiant tone
>"I sure do city boy!"
>Shortly after that, the two men had there cars lined up on a super long
>stretch of straight road. The two men were standing in between the two cars
>discussing how to insure a fair start.
>
>They finally concluded that the rich man would hold up 3 fingers and do a
>count down. When the last finger dropped they would go for it. So the rich
>man opened his door and stepped into his car, then the redneck walked
>around to the door of his car and climbed in.
>
>The rich man started the count down and when the last finger fell they took
>off.
>
>The rich man decided to toy with the redneck and only shift up to second
>gear, but by the time he got to full speed in second gear the pinto was
>just a dot in his rear view mirror. "What a waste of time." the rich man
>thought.
>
>suddenly, RRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM!!! The pinto went roaring by.
>
>"Whoa!" the rich man said. So then he shifted up into 3rd then 4th gear to
>still give the redneck a sporting chance. Once again the pinto became a dot
>in his rear view mirror.
>
>RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!! To the rich man's surprise the pinto went
>flying by again!
>
>"FINE!" The rich man shouted. So then he went all out, shifting up into 6th
>gear and putting the pedal to the floor. By now the Ferrari was doing about
>210 Mph. The Ferrari blew by the pinto and once again the pinto became a
>tiny speck in his rear view.
>
>RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! The pinto blew by him again, practically
>blowing the Ferrari's doors off.
>
>Having been beaten by the pinto the rich man pulled over to the side of the
>road and stopped. In a rage he got out and slammed his door as the redneck
>backed up next to his car.
>
>"WHAT KIND OF MOTOR DO YOU HAVE IN THAT PINTO!" Shouted the rich man.
>
>The redneck climbed out of his Pinto shaking like a nervous Chihuahua and
>replied, "I have no idea, BUT I GOT MY SUSPENDERS CAUGHT IN YOUR DOOR!!"
Mike M.
63champ 8ET4..........................ZOOM!
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