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Glorp
Dec 20, 2011, 10:00:08 PM12/20/11
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There are six letters between H and O and "Ho Ho Ho" is always said using
three "Ho's", thus 666, the mark of the beast.
One anagram for Santa is SATAN!
Santa has characteristics only Almighty God has….such as being all
knowing. “He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re
awake….he knows if you’ve been bad or good.”
Both use manipulation to get what they want, they just use different
methods. Parents warn that if the child is not good, then they won't
get any presents. Similarly, this isn't too far from religious threats
that unless you do this or that you will go straight to hell.
The jolly fat man traditionally comes down the chimney. Likewise, the
Red Horned Dude lives in the fiery pits of hell.
Both of their favourite colour is red.
Both employ slave labour to aid their cause. Santa has his elves,
while Satan has his demons.
No one has ever been to and returned from either Hell or Santa's
workshop to tell their tale.
If an ordinary person were to break into a house, creep into a child's
bedroom, they would be arrested and spend a very long time in jail!
Father Christmas is a persistent offender and has never been brought
to justice.
three "Ho's", thus 666, the mark of the beast.
One anagram for Santa is SATAN!
Santa has characteristics only Almighty God has….such as being all
knowing. “He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re
awake….he knows if you’ve been bad or good.”
Both use manipulation to get what they want, they just use different
methods. Parents warn that if the child is not good, then they won't
get any presents. Similarly, this isn't too far from religious threats
that unless you do this or that you will go straight to hell.
The jolly fat man traditionally comes down the chimney. Likewise, the
Red Horned Dude lives in the fiery pits of hell.
Both of their favourite colour is red.
Both employ slave labour to aid their cause. Santa has his elves,
while Satan has his demons.
No one has ever been to and returned from either Hell or Santa's
workshop to tell their tale.
If an ordinary person were to break into a house, creep into a child's
bedroom, they would be arrested and spend a very long time in jail!
Father Christmas is a persistent offender and has never been brought
to justice.
Chom Noamsky
Dec 21, 2011, 2:26:39 AM12/21/11
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On 12/20/2011 7:00 PM, Glorp wrote:
> Both use manipulation to get what they want, they just use different
> methods. Parents warn that if the child is not good, then they won't
> get any presents. Similarly, this isn't too far from religious threats
> that unless you do this or that you will go straight to hell.
Or, donate to the David Suzuki Foundation or Santa might drown:
> Both use manipulation to get what they want, they just use different
> methods. Parents warn that if the child is not good, then they won't
> get any presents. Similarly, this isn't too far from religious threats
> that unless you do this or that you will go straight to hell.
http://www.wherewillsantalive.ca/#page=0
Edwin
Dec 21, 2011, 8:04:57 AM12/21/11
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for them.
He deserves to drown.
simplicity
Dec 21, 2011, 9:47:09 AM12/21/11
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these good will acts with forced taxation.
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Eddie Haskell
Dec 21, 2011, 12:29:58 PM12/21/11
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"simplicity" <stella...@live.ca> wrote in message
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Dick Cheney Donates Millions to Charity
In one of the largest sums ever donated to charity by a U.S. public
official, Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife Lynne gave away nearly $7
million last year to help the poor and to medical research.
According to income tax information released by the White House on Friday,
the Cheneys' adjusted gross income in 2005 was $8,819,006.
The sum was largely the result of Mr. Cheney's stock options from
Halliburton and royalties from three books written by Mrs. Cheney.
The Cheneys gave more than three-quarters of their income - $6,869,655 - to
several charities, including George Washington University's Cardiothoracic
Institute and a charity for low-income high school students in the
Washington, D.C. area, Capital Partners for Education.
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/4/15/02358.shtml
Obama has enjoyed a robust household income throughout his political career
in the Illinois Senate and the U.S. Senate. But for most of that time he has
reported comparatively little by national standards in charitable
contributions on his tax returns, records released by Obama show.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/politics/chi-0704250022apr25,0,2994918.story
Gores' Charitable Giving Raises Some Eyebrows
WASHINGTON (AllPolitics, April 15) -- In a 34-page 1997 federal tax return,
Vice President Al Gore and wife Tipper reported giving $353 to charity, an
amount much lower than donations the family has made in previous tax cycles.
That figure is less than one-tenth the typical contribution amount for
someone with the Gores' adjusted gross income of $197,729. That fact has
caused some bewilderment in philanthropic circles because of the vice
president's "good guy" image as an advocate for public service and social
causes, the Los Angeles Times reported Wednesday.
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/04/15/gore.taxes/
Biden's Average Annual Charitable-Gift Total: $369
Sen. Joe Biden and his wife, Jill, have given an average of $369 per year to
charities during the past decade, according to tax returns posted today to
Sen. Barack Obama's campaign Web site.
Senator Biden, the Democratic nominee for vice president, claimed $995 in
charitable gifts in 2007 on the joint return with his wife. That figure is
0.3 percent of the couple's claimed income of nearly $320,000.
http://philanthropy.com/news/government/5685/bidens-average-annual-charitable-gift-total-369
The child of academics, raised in a liberal household and educated in the
liberal arts, Brooks has written a book that concludes religious
conservatives donate far more money than secular liberals to all sorts of
charitable activities, irrespective of income.
In the book, he cites extensive data analysis to demonstrate that values
advocated by conservatives -- from church attendance and two-parent families
to the Protestant work ethic and a distaste for government-funded social
services -- make conservatives more generous than liberals.
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/204/story_20419_1.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/03/conservatives_more_liberal_giv.html
http://townhall.com/columnists/JohnStossel/2006/12/06/who_gives_to_charity
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1998/04/15/gore.taxes/
-Eddie Haskell
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