Re: Question for our Resident Astrophysicist

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Check out what Lamey The Cabal Guy just said:
>
> On Mon, 25 Feb 2013 17:01:02 -0800, "Checkmate 2.0"
> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
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> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >Checkmate!
> >
> >
> >Check out what Nadegda just said:
> >>
> >> On Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:38:08 -0800, Stalemate 0.0 wrote:
> >>
> >> > Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by
> >> > Stalemate!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ just said:
> >> >>
> >> >> There is talk about sending a spacecraft on an intercept course to an
> >> >> asteroid and hitting it with a small probe at a velocity of about
> >> >> 14,000 mph in order to veer it off its course.
> >> >>
> >> >> http://www.space.com/19933-asteroid-deflection-mission-aida-
> >> didymos.html
> >> >>
> >> >> Given the tonnage of the smaller asteroid vs. the poundage of the
> >> >> impacting space craft what are the chances that the delta in the orbit
> >> >> will be measurable or does the asteroid simply have too much inertia.
> >> >>
> >> >> You, Kensi, are probably the only one in these groups who can do the
> >> >> math, so to speak. My guess would be the change in orbit will be so
> >> >> small as to be immeasurable.
> >> >
> >> > Kensi's too busy wallowing in the mosh pit to answer, Gweggles. L<SLAP!>
> >>
> >> | Path: eternal-september.org!mx05.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-
> >> | september.org!aioe.org!.POSTED!not-for-mail
> >> | From: kensi <kkensi...@gmail.invalid>
> >> | Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> >> | Subject: Re: Question for our Resident Astrophysicist
> >> | Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:29:24 -0500
> >> ...
> >> | Well, let's see. That's an impact velocity of 22,530km/h or about
> >> | 6.26x10^3m/s. The probe masses 3x10^2kg for a momentum of about
> >> | 1.88x10^6<MUSHROOM CLOUD>
> >>
> >> Timestamped an hour *before* you k'lamed she was "too busy to answer".
> >>
> >> SPNAK!
> >>
> >> Do you even bother to read the group's *headers* before opening your
> >> giant yawning trap and wedging one of your sweaty, smelly, deformed feet
> >> into it, kook?
> >
> >Except her alleged post is not on my server, even now. I guess "she"
> >shouldn't have gotten herself spanked off Albasani, because whatever
> >server she's been reduced to using now ain't gettin' it.
> >
> >Of course I'm reading this from alt.checkmate, so if you kooks were
> >playing your little fup-sneck games, that's just tough shit, isn't it?
>
>
> she/he/paul got kicked to the curb, LOL

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him to the curb too. Does he have anybody left to whine to other than
his own socks? And the assworm? LOL... fucking hilarious!

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