True atheists don't exist!!!
Lucas J. Riesau
didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
Na Na Na Na Na.".
BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Milan
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in Satan's
payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He pays well,
though. While all god does is send himself in the form of a skinny guy to
multiply fish and then proceed to die in a cross. And three days later he
pisses off. And we are supposed to be impressed? Not to mention all the
earthquakes, hurricanes, famine, plagues, worms and birth defects. I be that
god won't even give you a retirement plan if you work for him. Give me a
break.
regards
Milan
Robibnikoff
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> didn't answer their prayers years ago.
Blow it out your ass, D'Artagnan.
Boot to the head! <BAM>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
John Popelish
Your unsupported opinions are worthless.
You are projecting your own fear of death onto others.
I find claims for the existence of various hypothetical god
beings to be unpersuasive. I feel the same way about claims
that somebody named Santa Cause exists, lives at the north
pole and has magical powers. I will cry out for neither
hypothetical gods nor the hypothetical Santa Clause when I
face my death.
What would be the point?
Therion Ware
>
>"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
>You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in Satan's
>payroll.
Excuse me. I'm in the pay of Ishtar-Lilith. See
http://www.satan.me.uk/ for details.
Therion Ware
Christ, to coin a phrase, posted from Washington DC. So we all know
who this is, don't we?
Chris H. Fleming
That's so strange. When I pray for video game consoles, they usually
arrive within 3-5 business days.
Ghod
news:5fpqoiF...@mid.individual.net...
>
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> > didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GHOD does listen
> > to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GHOD won't
> > give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >
> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
anymore.
> > Na Na Na Na Na.".
That's OK, I don't believe in you either.
> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GHOD
> > exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GHOD will
> > always be there but GHOD will not help the lazy ones.
Well, you've ghotten _part_ of it right, anyway.
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GHOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
I can't imagine why, it isn't as if I'm going to be there for them, no
matter how much they plead.
> You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in
Satan's
> payroll. And Satan pays us to say that Ghod doesn't exist. He pays
well,
7> though. While all Ghod does is send himself in the form of a skinny
guy to
> multiply fish and then proceed to die in a cross.
Hey, I was just showing off. No big deal, really.
> And three days later he pisses off.
It was a lousy audience that day, what would YOU do?
> And we are supposed to be impressed? Not to mention all the
> earthquakes, hurricanes, famine, plagues, worms and birth defects.
Not my work at all. You might look a little closer at Ms. Nature.
> I bet that Ghod won't even give you a retirement plan if you work
for him.
Try working for me first, then we'll talk about retirement.
> Give me a break.
Sure, arm, leg, or head? It's all the same to me....
Ghod
PS: I corrected a few misspellings and whatnot.
Ghod
news:J9qdnULjTYspKwrb...@comcast.com...
> Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
> > Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> > didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> > to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> > give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >
> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> > behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> > Na Na Na Na Na.".
> >
> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> > exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> > always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
> >
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
You guys keep misspelling my name. It's Ghod, dammit!
> Your unsupported opinions are worthless.
Nah, it's elephants all the way down.
> You are projecting your own fear of death onto others.
Hey, I could use one of them projectors!
> I find claims for the existence of various hypothetical god
> beings to be unpersuasive. I feel the same way about claims
> that somebody named Santa Cause exists, lives at the north
> pole and has magical powers. I will cry out for neither
> hypothetical gods nor the hypothetical Santa Clause when I
> face my death.
But Hogfather is real.
> What would be the point?
The one on Granny Weatherwax's hat?
George Ricker
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> came trolling in alt.atheism
and caught this:
<SNIP> Useless drivel
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Been there, done that, somehow no god came up at all.
Guess that's another thing you are wrong about.
(Note: headers trimmed to alt.atheism. I'll send you an email, just in
case you're trolling from a different newsgroup.)
--
George Ricker
"Godless in America" by George Ricker is now available at
online book sellers, like amazon.com, and most book retailers.
Go to http://www.godlessinamerica.com for more information.
Denis Loubet
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
Most so-called "theists" are just disappointed because THE UNIVERSE
didn't give them whatever they wished for years ago. Ok kids, The Universe
doesn't listen
to your wishes, AND if you want a Playstation 3, THE UNIVERSE won't
give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
What I'm trying to say is that theism is some kind of childish
behaviour. "THE UNIVERSE didn't help me, so I'll believe in a GOD that
answers my prayers.
Na Na Na Na Na."
BUT most theists aren't really theists. They KNOW that GOD
doesn't exist. They are just angry. They need to learn that THE UNIVERSE
will
always be there, and THE UNIVERSE will not help the lazy ones.
I'm 100% sure, most "theists" would cry for THEIR MOMMY when they're
in a life-threatening situation!!!
===========================
There, I fixed it for you.
No need to thank me.
--
Denis Loubet
dlo...@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN.
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED will
> always be there but THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for THE GERBIL WHO ATE THE OLD UNIVERSE, THEN FARTED when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
More millet, vicar?
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Be sure then. You're totally wrong, but if it makes you happy, go ahead and
believe it.
Your gawd, morontheist brat, is not only totally impossible - if it could
exist, by its own "revealed word's" admission it would be the supreme
sadist of the universe. Only a brainfucked psychopath would willingly bow
to such a bastard.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Wexford
If God is all powerful and all good, then whay does atheism exist?
panam...@hotmail.com
snip crap
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
In March 1995, I was racing in an SCCA Regional points race on the
road course at Charlotte Motor Speedway (http://www.na-motorsports.com/
Tracks/NC/images/charlotte.gif).
About half-way through the 2nd practice session, I snapped a left
front lower balljoint.(http://www.carcare.org/Steering_Suspension/
ball_joint.shtml) The car left the road to the left, putting me
eventually into the guard rail at turn 3B (mysteriously labled "8" on
the track map). There were bolts sticking out of that guardrail, and
one of them caught the weave of my wheel and lifted the car into the
air. It did one half of an end-over-end flip, and when it hit the
ground for the first time, the seat broke free from the floor. I was
pulling as hard as I could on the steering wheel, hoping I had enough
strength to keep the belts tight around me until the car came to a
stop.
Then I saw it. The ground was coming up again, fast-and straight at
me. The car had twisted sideways after the first hit, and was going to
roll rather than flip.
I was going to die.
And sure enough, with the end in sight, I said the thing I knew was
true for so many years, but couldn't admit to myself...
"..damn. I sure shoulda slept with Shannon back in high school."
You're right. When life is threatened, you think of what's most
important.
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
David Canzi -- non-mailable
Lucas J. Riesau <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Do Not Feed The Troll.
It doesn't matter what he/she/it wrote. Do not respond.
The original cross-posted article was designed to provoke a fight
between members of alt.atheism and alt.religion that would also
be cross-posted to alt.swordfighting. If you respond in haste
without checking for cross-posting, you are helping the troll to
vandalize the news groups.
--
David Canzi | Eternal truths come and go. |
David Canzi -- non-mailable
as alt.atheism regulars. Atheists are too damn easy to troll.
Congratulations to you 6 and any others who join you -- your
hasty responses are now pollutants in alt.swordfighing.
Enkidu
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago.
Liar. I never prayed. Not once in 48 years.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
What interests fundamentalists to the exclusion of everything else is not
the paradisal happiness of the saints, but rather the horrors other
people are going to have to suffer for their skepticism.
- David Hopewell Ph.D.
Ghod
message news:f78e4c$cno$1...@rumours.uwaterloo.ca...
> In article <1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
> Lucas J. Riesau <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Do Not Feed The Troll.
>
> It doesn't matter what he/she/it wrote. Do not respond.
But he looks so HUNGRY! His religion isn't enough to sustain him, so
he's got to beg for crumbs!
> The original cross-posted article was designed to provoke a fight
> between members of alt.atheism and alt.religion that would also
> be cross-posted to alt.swordfighting. If you respond in haste
> without checking for cross-posting, you are helping the troll to
> vandalize the news groups.
...and this is news? Are you Rupert Murdoch? ARRRRRR.
Enkidu
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
As my car went over the cliff, All I thought was "OH SHIT!!!"
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be
damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Davej
> [...]
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
What makes me angry is the idiocy of your argument and your
essentially empty-headed viewpoint. Strange how your all-knowing God
condones, by perfect inaction, all the evil in the world -- all of it.
Strange how your "all-powerful" God asked Moses to do his killing. We
are conveniently told that in some magical afterlife God will finally
get up off His fat ass and do something, because prayer never saves a
victim from a killer, yet God is good, all-powerful and all-knowing..
In our world your "loving" God is indistinguishable from a sadistic
voyeur God. All of God's "love" is withheld completely until some
strange future time after death. It never dawns on you that this is
just a ridiculous and oh-so-obvious con job?
Ghod
message news:f78e7p$frf$1...@online.de...
> Lucas J. Riesensau:
>
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
> Be sure then. You're totally wrong, but if it makes you happy, go
ahead and
> believe it.
>
> Your gawd, morontheist brat, is not only totally impossible - if it
could
> exist, by its own "revealed word's" admission it would be the
supreme
> sadist of the universe. Only a brainfucked psychopath would
willingly bow
> to such a bastard.
And such a coincidence! The OP just HAPPENS to BE a brainfucked
psychopath! Wow!
John Baker
<ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
That's like saying true morons don't exist. Your post is proof
positive that they do.
The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN.
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
> As my car went over the cliff, All I thought was "OH SHIT!!!"
>
> --
Shit happens, miracles don't.
Ghod
> 6 of the 8 people who responded before me are people I recognize
> as alt.atheism regulars. Atheists are too damn easy to troll.
Ah, what's that line, coming out from your mouth? Sure looks like fly
line to me.
> Congratulations to you 6 and any others who join you -- your
> hasty responses are now pollutants in alt.swordfighing.
>
> --
> David Canzi | Eternal truths come and go. |
Gee, it sure must suck to be you. May I be the first to offer my
sympathies?
Neil Kelsey
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
Atheists don't waste their time trying to impress other people's
imaginary friends. Show some evidence this "God " exists and then
we'll talk. Although you have all the signs of a hit and run poster.
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
Telling other people what they think is kinda childish.
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
Well, I guess I'm one of the rare atheists who doesn't know that GOD
exists then. And I'm indifferent about that, but the way the believers
behave pisses me off. Like you.
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
You're 100% deluded then. Don't worry, you've got lots of company
amongst theists.
Lucifer
Who the fuck are you to tell me how I think, eh?
Seriously. Who the fuck are *you* to tell *me* how I think?
Rule 1 for talking to me - you don't tell me what I think.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil
and General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist, BAAWA Lowly Evilmeister and tamer of the Demon Duck
of Doom
Convicted by Earthquack
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Cary Kittrell
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
Sorry, wasn't the deal. We've had our lawyers scrutinize
the original contract, to wit:
Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that
the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask
anything in my name, I will do it.
and they advise us that there were no exemptions, exceptions,
stipulations, or limitations, express or implied, involving Playstations
1, 2 and/or 3, nor any similar items as may have been requested
later.
We said "OK", and He said "What? I don't remember saying anything
like that".
Pay up.
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
Whoa! That's a pretty cute reformulation of the old classic!
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
Now I'm going to go around smiling for the rest of the morning.
And it's all your fault.
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Been there, didn't do that, got the scar.
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
Yes? And then?...
[alt.swordfighting removed. don't wanna piss THOSE boys off]
-- cary
David Canzi -- non-mailable
>"David Canzi -- non-mailable" <dmc...@remulak.uwaterloo.ca> wrote in
>message news:f78e4c$cno$1...@rumours.uwaterloo.ca...
>> In article <1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
>> Lucas J. Riesau <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> Do Not Feed The Troll.
>>
>> It doesn't matter what he/she/it wrote. Do not respond.
>
>But he looks so HUNGRY! His religion isn't enough to sustain him, so
>he's got to beg for crumbs!
There is no evidence that the person who posted the original
article is religious. The cross-posting to alt.swordfighting
indicates a different purpose: what he/she is saying is what
he/she expects will produce a lot of responses also cross-posted
to alt.swordfighting, not what he/she actually believes.
>> The original cross-posted article was designed to provoke a fight
>> between members of alt.atheism and alt.religion that would also
>> be cross-posted to alt.swordfighting. If you respond in haste
>> without checking for cross-posting, you are helping the troll to
>> vandalize the news groups.
>
>...and this is news? Are you Rupert Murdoch? ARRRRRR.
I'm just tired of seeing people tricked into filling another
newsgroup with off-topic articles. I'm giving people here the
benefit of the doubt by assuming that they care when their actions
are having this effect on another newsgroup. Some newsgroups have
been made unusable for years by organized campaigns of cross-posted
flame trolling. Yes, there really are people for whom cross-posted
flame trolling is a hobby that they keep up for years.
I suppose, if I'm tired of seeing this, I can just add a pattern
for alt.swordfighting to my kill file, as I've done with other
newsgroups these varmints have targeted, but now and then I get
this silly idea that it would be better to try doing something
about the problem instead of just reconfiguring my news software
to auto-ignore it.
David Canzi -- non-mailable
>"David Canzi -- non-mailable" <dmc...@remulak.uwaterloo.ca> wrote in
>message news:f78eff$cno$2...@rumours.uwaterloo.ca...
>> 6 of the 8 people who responded before me are people I recognize
>> as alt.atheism regulars. Atheists are too damn easy to troll.
>
>Ah, what's that line, coming out from your mouth? Sure looks like fly
>line to me.
I took alt.swordfighting out of the Newsgroups header when I
responded. And I saw you putting it back, asshole.
Martin
> Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
>
> You are projecting your own fear of death onto others.
>
> I find claims for the existence of various hypothetical god beings to be
> unpersuasive. I feel the same way about claims that somebody named
> Santa Cause exists, lives at the north pole and has magical powers.
That is because (as everyone knows) the true Santa Clause lives in Lapland
Syd M.
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
And you'd be wrong, inquasition breath.
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
Nope. You are wrong, inquasition breath.
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Nope. Third strike, your out, dumbass.
PDW
raven1
<ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>exists.
Poppycock. Your "God" is as patently absurd as werewolves and
leprechauns.
>
>I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>be in a life-threatening situation!!!
I was run off the highway into a guardrail at 65 miles per hour last
month, by a taxicab that didn't even stop. My thoughts as I was
spinning and making impact had nothing to do with your "God", they
were more along the lines of "asshole!" directed at the other driver.
Nor did I think of thanking "God" for walking away without a scratch;
instead I thanked the car designers who included airbags.
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
Mark K. Bilbo
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
> answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
> prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you, YOU
> have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na Na
> Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
> They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
> but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
> life-threatening situation!!!
Sorry but I can't give you more than a 5.9 for this one. You may have to
settle for the bronze...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"What the hell is an aluminum Falcon?"
Mark K. Bilbo
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
>> answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
>> prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you, YOU
>> have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na
>> Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
>> They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
>> but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
>> life-threatening situation!!!
>
> You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in Satan's
> payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He pays well,
> though.
WHAT?
Okay, somebody has some explaining to do!
(Not to mention some back salary to pay!)
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"Warned you we tried! Listen you did not! Now screwed
we will all be!"
http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html
Cary Kittrell
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:14:30 -0700, Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>
> > Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
> > answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
> > prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you, YOU
> > have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >
> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> > behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na Na
> > Na Na Na.".
> >
> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
> > They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
> > but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
> >
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
> > life-threatening situation!!!
>
> Sorry but I can't give you more than a 5.9 for this one. You may have to
> settle for the bronze...
Not so fast with that bronze!!
I think we need to test him for drugs first.
-- cary
Cary Kittrell
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:23:39 +0100, Milan wrote:
>
> > "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> >> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
> >> answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
> >> prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you, YOU
> >> have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >>
> >> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> >> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na
> >> Na Na Na Na.".
> >>
> >> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
> >> They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
> >> but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
> >>
> >> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
> >> life-threatening situation!!!
> >
> > You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in Satan's
> > payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He pays well,
> > though.
>
> WHAT?
>
> Okay, somebody has some explaining to do!
>
> (Not to mention some back salary to pay!)
OK, I checked with Himself for you. He says that
"THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL".
Except that he says it way Way WAY louder than that.
-- cary
duke
<MAILTOs...@carcosa.de> wrote:
>Lucas J. Riesensau:
>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
>Be sure then. You're totally wrong, but if it makes you happy, go ahead and
>believe it.
>
>Your gawd, morontheist brat, is not only totally impossible - if it could
>exist, by its own "revealed word's" admission it would be the supreme
>sadist of the universe. Only a brainfucked psychopath would willingly bow
>to such a bastard.
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
duke
Kittrell) wrote:
>Sorry, wasn't the deal. We've had our lawyers scrutinize
>the original contract, to wit:
> Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that
> the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask
> anything in my name, I will do it.
>and they advise us that there were no exemptions, exceptions,
>stipulations, or limitations, express or implied, involving Playstations
>1, 2 and/or 3, nor any similar items as may have been requested
>later.
>We said "OK", and He said "What? I don't remember saying anything
>like that".
Oh, he definitely said it. But did you pray in his name?
>Pay up.
You owe him.
duke
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>Nope. You are wrong, inquasition breath.
Actually he's right. God not existing is only a pipe dream by you. It's
something you cannot support. If you were realistic, you'd admit that you just
are sure.
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>Nope. Third strike, your out, dumbass.
I agree with him. I think you would too.
duke
>On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:14:30 -0700, Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
>> answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
>> prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you, YOU
>> have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na Na
>> Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
>> They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
>> but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
>> life-threatening situation!!!
>
>Sorry but I can't give you more than a 5.9 for this one. You may have to
>settle for the bronze...
Well, I'm personally not sure just how stupid you are, but I'll go with at least
98%.
duke
>Atheists don't waste their time trying to impress other people's
>imaginary friends. Show some evidence this "God " exists and then
>we'll talk. Although you have all the signs of a hit and run poster.
You're just an atheist wannabe because you can't support your belief.
duke
Yep, an atheist wannabe is a true moron.
V
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
No, not true in all cases.
There are many flavors of atheists...natural atheists, personal
atheists, explicit atheists, implicit atheists weak atheists, strong
atheists, discovery atheists, reactionary atheists, indoctrinated
atheists and of course the bad ass atheists with attitude aka BAAWA
varieties. But the defining characteristic that leads an atheist to
peace is whether they are a 'spiritual based atheist' or 'defiance
based atheist.'
Take care,
V (Male)
Agnostic Freethinker
Practical Philosopher
AA#2
Cary Kittrell
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:48:58 +0000 (UTC), ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary
> Kittrell) wrote:
>
> >Sorry, wasn't the deal. We've had our lawyers scrutinize
> >the original contract, to wit:
>
> > Whatever you ask in my name, I will do it, that
> > the Father may be glorified in the Son; if you ask
> > anything in my name, I will do it.
>
> >and they advise us that there were no exemptions, exceptions,
> >stipulations, or limitations, express or implied, involving Playstations
> >1, 2 and/or 3, nor any similar items as may have been requested
> >later.
>
> >We said "OK", and He said "What? I don't remember saying anything
> >like that".
>
> Oh, he definitely said it. But did you pray in his name?
So, if I pray -- carefully including His Name -- for...say,
world peace, it'll be a lock?
Because that IS what He said: "Whatever you ask in my name..."
Now I'm wondering why no one thought of that already.
-- cary
BuddyThunder
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Most so-called "christians" are don't really believe in god. They're
just pissed off with reality because... well their lives are very small
and dull, and it helps pass the time.
I'm 100% sure that most "christians" would realise that they're just
being silly if they really sat down and thought about it.
Disagree? Then don't presume to tell me what I believe, and I'll extend
the same courtesy to you. You're simply coming across as bigoted.
Bill M
"Milan" <mtk...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5fpqoiF...@mid.individual.net...
>
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> > Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> > didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> > to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> > give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >
> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> > behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> > Na Na Na Na Na.".
> >
> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> > exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> > always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
> >
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
> payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He pays well,
> multiply fish and then proceed to die in a cross. And three days later he
> pisses off. And we are supposed to be impressed? Not to mention all the
> earthquakes, hurricanes, famine, plagues, worms and birth defects. I be
that
> god won't even give you a retirement plan if you work for him. Give me a
> break.
>
> regards
> Milan
Powerful evidence that no REAL gods exist.
A primary one is that there are thousands of different gods and god beliefs.
Any REAL god would surely make it abundantly clear, that he is the real god
and all the others are fakes. He would surely use his unlimited power to
EXPOSE AND ELIMINATE all the fakes.
This all powerful creator, all loving and caring intelligent designer, would
not create Plagues, Tsunamis, Tornadoes, Volcanic Eruptions, Earth Quakes,
Wars, Cancers and hundreds of debilitating diseases, serious body
malfunctions and starvation all of which PUNISH PEOPLE INDISCRIMINATELY
regardless of their behavior or religious beliefs. If he did he would not be
an all loving all caring god but a brutal malevolent creature or nothing at
all. There are 12,000 known diseases that torture and kill man. The reality
is that no all loving and all powerful god would create or permit these
diseases to punish men of all religious persuasion and particularly totally
INNOCENT CHILDREN.
There is NO objective verifiable evidence that prayer to ANY god produces
any beneficial result.
There is a similar quantity of diseases that punish animals. Animals don't
sin. Why are they being punished??? Why were animals created to kill and eat
other animals?
Why is man born helpless and required to be nurtured, protected and trained
by adult parents for up to twenty years and then experience a punishing
physical and mental deterioration for approximately twenty years before
death? Is this evidence of a loving
caring god???
If God exists, either he can do nothing to stop the most
egregious calamities, or he just does not care. God, therefore, is either
impotent, evil or does not exist. The later is the most logical.
This is all so illogical and ridiculous that it has to be the mythical
creation of men.
Religion is things hoped for but not yet seen or proven. Science is things
seen and proven but not necessarily hoped for.
The objective evidence is that no gods created man but quite the opposite;
that man created imaginary gods! (thousands of them!)
johac
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
1) You don't know anything about atheism.
2) You are a moron.
Now go get a life.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
Smiler
"Chris H. Fleming" <chris_h...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184348320.6...@m3g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 13, 1:14 pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
>
> arrive within 3-5 business days.
>
So you pray to the god Amazon, the god EBay and his holy son Paypal.
May your prayer$ always be answered.
Smiler,
The godless one
Smiler
"duke" <duckg...@cox.net> wrote in message
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Which proves the point beyond any doubt.
Smiler,
The godless one
Douglas Berry
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
No, I'm an atheist because I was raised to question the world using
logic and the scientific method.
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
I know of no atheist who thinks that way.
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
Care to provide some evidence for that unfounded assertation?
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Like infantry combat? Been there. Finding out you have cancer and
your chances amount to a coin toss? Did that in August, 1995.
No need for a god then, no need for one now.
alt.swordfighting? Snipped.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
Smiler
"V" <vf...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1184364667.6...@j4g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 13, 1:14?pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
>
>
>
> No, not true in all cases.
>
> There are many flavors of atheists...natural atheists, personal
> atheists, explicit atheists, implicit atheists weak atheists, strong
> atheists, discovery atheists, reactionary atheists, indoctrinated
> atheists and of course the bad ass atheists with attitude aka BAAWA
> varieties.
But the defining characteristic that leads an idiot to
post is whether they are a 'spirits based idiot' or 'defiance
based idiot.'
You seem to fall into both catagories.
HO! <whaaaaaaackckckck>
Smiler,
The godless one
Smiler
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago.
As are the billions of theists from many religions who pray for world peace
every week.
Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
Tell that to the amputees who pray for their missing limbs to regrow.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
I never did believe in any god.
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists.
Liar.
>They are just angry.
At stupid lying theists who think they know our minds better than we do.
They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
Liar
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
Not me. Why on earth would I cry out to a non-existent being?
Even if I did cry out to a god, that would be a case of a "drowning man
clutching at straws", as your bible puts it.
Would you expect someone to cry out to Santa Clause/The Tooth Fairy/The
Invisible Pink Unicorn in such a situation?
Smiler,
The godless one
Enkidu
news:f78hun$rin$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
> In article <Xns996C729C9CFD255229X.133.1.4> Enkidu
> <fox_r...@trashmail.net> writes:
>> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in
>> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
>>
>> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>>
>> As my car went over the cliff, All I thought was "OH SHIT!!!"
>
>
> Yes? And then?...
I drug my bloody carcass out of the car before it exploded or the friend
I was racing followed me over and landed on me. Neither happened, but
the car was tottled. Sweet little 1968 VW bug with the rare auto stick
clutch.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I
have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than
in the church."
--Ferdinand Magellan, (1480-1521)
GoDrex
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
snip retarded bullshit.
get a life, moron.
Stan-O
<ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>be in a life-threatening situation!!!
...more of the tired "there are no atheists in foxholes" myth.
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
> payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He pays well,
> though. While all god does is send himself in the form of a skinny guy to
> multiply fish and then proceed to die in a cross. And three days later he
> pisses off. And we are supposed to be impressed? Not to mention all the
> earthquakes, hurricanes, famine, plagues, worms and birth defects. I be that
> god won't even give you a retirement plan if you work for him. Give me a
> break.
>
Naturally, I expect to be paid in mythical dollars by the mythical man
himself. ;-)
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor http://www.secularity.com/ktayloraz
A.A #1143 http://azhotops.blogspot.com/
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
Santolina chamaecyparissus
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you,
I'm slowly working my way up to the PS3, started out simple so as not
to tax THE LORD's resources. As a kid I asked for a Radio Flyer, then
a "B" or higher on the spelling test. At 19 it was that the waitress
wouldn't find out I wasn't old enough to buy that pitcher of beer.
Last year it was a handjob from Heidi Klum, and if THE LORD comes
through for me on that one then a PS3 ought to be a piece of cake. So
you see, I've done my part.
> YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
alt.swordfighting? Fuck, what's next, alt.pimple.cream?
Stephen Knight
>Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
What a fucking moron.
If I was dumb enough to pray for anything it would be to stop
suffering and natural events that kill.
What a pathetic shithole you are. Speaking for your deity and
thinking atheists (and others) are only interested in cheap bullshit
is sooo fucking christian!
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
bob young
"Lucas J. Riesau" wrote:
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Some might and our imaginary 'thing' would as always fail to appear.
You really are one sick individual if having your primitive twaddle
challenged by a group of thinking people gets you to write such
garbage.
If you want to know what an atheist is read Emmett below; his last
line refers directly to people like you
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom.
Atheism is human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that
the religious mind cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more
than this. Atheism is not an old religion, it is not a new and coming
religion, in fact it is not, and never has been, a religion at all.
The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its simplicity: Atheism
is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
bob young
Milan wrote:
> "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> > Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> > didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> > to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> > give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
> >
> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> > behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> > Na Na Na Na Na.".
> >
> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> > exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> > always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
> >
> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
> You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in Satan's
> payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist.
ROFL
EVERY religion from Hindu to Taoism has a devil od a Satan,
none of them exist, including your Christian Satan
outside the meanderings of primitive minds like yours
> He pays well,
> though. While all god does is send himself in the form of a skinny guy to
> multiply fish and then proceed to die in a cross. And three days later he
> pisses off. And we are supposed to be impressed? Not to mention all the
> earthquakes, hurricanes, famine, plagues, worms and birth defects. I be that
> god won't even give you a retirement plan if you work for him. Give me a
> break.
>
> regards
> Milan
BuddyThunder
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:28:11 -0700, Neil Kelsey <neil_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Atheists don't waste their time trying to impress other people's
>> imaginary friends. Show some evidence this "God " exists and then
>> we'll talk. Although you have all the signs of a hit and run poster.
>
> You're just an atheist wannabe because you can't support your belief.
Neil lacks supernatural beliefs, it's you who can't support yours.
Burden of proof is not a foreign concept to you, yet you continue in
trotting out fallacies.
Olrik
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
2/5 on the troll meter. Your post is stupid, but you managed to get
more than 60 responses.
Olrik
gud...@yahoo.com
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
What you are trying to say is that you think you can tell other people
what they are thinking. You can't. We exist. Do you have anything
to say that makes any sense?
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
Gosh, how long have you had the delusion that you could read minds?
Have you sought help?
parsi...@gmail.com
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:28:11 -0700, Neil Kelsey <neil_kel...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >Atheists don't waste their time trying to impress other people's
> >imaginary friends. Show some evidence this "God " exists and then
> >we'll talk. Although you have all the signs of a hit and run poster.
>
> You're just an atheist wannabe because you can't support your belief.
Can you support yours?
Of course not.
That makes you an imaginary christian.
parsi...@gmail.com
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 14:17:37 -0400, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:
> >On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:14:30 -0700, "Lucas J. Riesau"
> ><ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >That's like saying true morons don't exist. Your post is proof
> >positive that they do.
>
> Yep, an atheist wannabe is a true moron.
And an imaginary christian is a true imbecile because he pretends he
believes in things he can't see, hear or feel.
Actually, imaginary christian are mentally disturbed.
Seriously, Puke, do you think you will convince us of the existence of
your all-loving god by insulting us?
Besides, have you found out what a "mote" is? As in "The mote and the
beam"?
Greywolf
"Olrik" <olri...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Jul 13, 1:14 pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>> didn't answer their prayers years ago.
Can't you get it through your head that atheists don't even believe a 'God'
exists; that there isn't the slightest 'proof' for the existence of said
'God'; that not one single human being who ever taken a breath of life has
*ever* proven the existence of 'God'? So why make up a false 'attitude'
you've conjectured about and present it to ATHEISTS of all people as the
'truth'? What's wrong with you? You're acting goofy you know.
Oh kids, GOD does listen
>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
Oh puhleeeezzzze! I don't think the Jews ready to be exterminated by the
Nazis were praying for 'Playstation 3's' before being executed. I'll bet
they were praying to their heavenly 'father' to spare their lives -- or at
least those of their children. But how did their heavenly 'father' respond?
Exactly like you would expect a non-existent deity to respond: By by too
non-existent to do a damn thing about their plight. Or do you think he was
too busy and focused playing with his super-deluxe version of Playstation 3?
>>
>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
Talk about 'childish'! You're blustering false bluster, my man.
>>
>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists.
And you are certain of this ... with *what* rock-solid evidence?
They KNOW that GOD
>> exists.
They DO???!!!! Well how would YOU know that seeing that you're not an
atheist? Or are you going to lie and say you are -- or were -- a 'real'
atheist?
They are just angry.
Really? I want you to think about Leprechauns. Think real hard now. Now hate
them. Really, really, hate them! Put a little Ooooomph into it! Get angry at
the little rascals! Get really, really, really ANGRY at them! What's the
problem? You can't seem to generate much hate there, my man. What's the
problem? The wee people just too imaginary to hate or be angry at? Ahhhhhh.
Well you've just found out how difficult it is for atheists to hate or get
angry at this imaginary 'God' of yours. So much for your bogus assertion.
They need to learn that GOD will
>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
Where was he during the attacks of 9/11? There, but just watching the
'entertainment'? Supernatural hands too full to swat the planes safely away
and see to it that the filthy bastards bent on murder were killed but not a
single passenger? Was he just too 'lazy' to do anything to save the lives of
those who perished?
>>
>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
That's a lie. It's a bold-faced lie. It's an obscene lie. And only a
flat-out liar of a lying Christian would dare spew out such a filthy lie?
That wouldn't be *you*, would it?
> 2/5 on the troll meter. Your post is stupid, but you managed to get
> more than 60 responses.
>
> Olrik
>
And what did he manage to accomplish? Why he managed to prove to the world
that he is a liar -- a 'Christian' liar.
Greywolf
Greywolf
"Greywolf" <grey...@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
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in so public a way? Are you happy making yourselves look so foolish and
idiotic? Are you content to let 'real' Christians take it on the chin
because of the likes of you and yours? Don't you think you and your fellow
trolls should apologize to the 'real' Christians whose newsgroups you guys
stink up for your embarrassing antics -- and pay for the air freshener to
help make your newsgroups smell like cherry blossoms in the spring? (Right
now the 'real' Christians in your home newsgroups must be gasping for air
because of the 'stank' you all have brought to them. Please! Show them some
mercy!!)
Greywolf
Mark K. Bilbo
> In article <prWdnZCOiPHXeQrb...@giganews.com> "Mark K.
> Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:23:39 +0100, Milan wrote:
>>
>> > "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> >> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
>> >> answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
>> >> prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you,
>> >> YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>> >>
>> >> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> >> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>> >> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>> >>
>> >> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
>> >> They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be
>> >> there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>> >>
>> >> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
>> >> life-threatening situation!!!
>> >
>> > You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in
>> > Satan's payroll. And Satan pays us to say that god doesnt exist. He
>> > pays well, though.
>>
>> WHAT?
>>
>> Okay, somebody has some explaining to do!
>>
>> (Not to mention some back salary to pay!)
>
>
> OK, I checked with Himself for you. He says that "THE CHECK'S IN THE
> MAIL".
For some reason, having the Father of Lies use that canard is less than
reassuring.
> Except that he says it way Way WAY louder than that.
And with some *really* *cool* special effects...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
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on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING
like Shakespeare!" - Blair Houghton
Mark K. Bilbo
> In article <prWdnZGOiPGJeQrb...@giganews.com> "Mark K.
> Bilbo" <gm...@com.mkbilbo> writes:
>> On Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:14:30 -0700, Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>>
>> > Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD didn't
>> > answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen to all your
>> > prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't give it to you,
>> > YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>> >
>> > What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>> > behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore. Na
>> > Na Na Na Na.".
>> >
>> > BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD exists.
>> > They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will always be there
>> > but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>> >
>> > I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd be in a
>> > life-threatening situation!!!
>>
>> Sorry but I can't give you more than a 5.9 for this one. You may have
>> to settle for the bronze...
>
> Not so fast with that bronze!!
>
> I think we need to test him for drugs first.
Ah, you suspect he's a professional stunt troll?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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John Smith
"Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>
No ... it appears that you're more likely 100% ignorant.
Doc Smartass
news:5fpqoiF...@mid.individual.net:
> You are right. But you fail to mention that atheists are all in
> Satan's payroll.
SATAN's payroll? Dammit! I've been trying to get STAN to pay me for all
that work and he won't return my calls.
--
Doc Smartass, tired of working for free.
Doc Smartass
> M<SLASH>
En garde!
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
Syd M.
It makes him an imaginary human..
PDW
Cary Kittrell
> ca...@afone.as.arizona.edu (Cary Kittrell) wrote in
> news:f78hun$rin$1...@onion.ccit.arizona.edu:
>
> > In article <Xns996C729C9CFD255229X.133.1.4> Enkidu
> > <fox_r...@trashmail.net> writes:
> >> news:1184346870.5...@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
> >>
> >> > be in a life-threatening situation!!!
> >>
> >
> >
> > Yes? And then?...
>
> I drug my bloody carcass out of the car before it exploded or the friend
> I was racing followed me over and landed on me. Neither happened, but
> the car was tottled. Sweet little 1968 VW bug with the rare auto stick
> clutch.
>
> --
> Enkidu AA#2165
> EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
> ULC, Modesto, CA
Whoa! That must have been a sobering experience.
-- cary
Michelle Malkin
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STAN may run SATAN's payroll department, but
he can't disburse unless Ole Pointy Tail signs the
check first. Try his secretary, PTTY.
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wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
Gospel Bretts
<ion_s...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
>What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
>BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
>I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>be in a life-threatening situation!!!
I'm not angry at "God", Lucas. I'd like for your silly religion to be
true, but it isn't! Get it? It just ain't true, dude!
You've lied to yourself and now you're lying to others, Lucas. God
wouldn't bless you for deceiving yourself and trying to deceive us,
even if he did exist (which he doesn't).
Gospel Bretts
a.a. Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
" For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son,
that whosoever believeth in him should believeth all sorts of other
ridiculous nonsense as well."
Gospel Bretts
wrote:
>
>"Chris H. Fleming" <chris_h...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1184348320.6...@m3g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jul 13, 1:14 pm, "Lucas J. Riesau" <ion_sph...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
>>> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
>>> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
>>> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>>>
>>> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
>>> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
>>> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>>>
>>> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
>>> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
>>> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>>>
>>> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
>>> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
>>
>>
>> That's so strange. When I pray for video game consoles, they usually
>> arrive within 3-5 business days.
>>
>
>So you pray to the god Amazon, the god EBay and his holy son Paypal.
>May your prayer$ always be answered.
>
Amen.
MarkA
> Most so-called "atheists" are just disappointed because GOD
> didn't answer their prayers years ago. Oh kids, GOD does listen
> to all your prayers, BUT if you want a Playstation 3, GOD won't
> give it to you, YOU have to work for stuff like that yourself.
>
> What I'm trying to say is, that atheism is some kind of childish
> behaviour." GOD didn't help me, so I don't believe in him anymore.
> Na Na Na Na Na.".
>
> BUT most atheists aren't really atheists. They KNOW that GOD
> exists. They are just angry. They need to learn that GOD will
> always be there but GOD will not help the lazy ones.
>
> I'm 100% sure, most "atheists" would cry for GOD when they'd
> be in a life-threatening situation!!!
I'll ignore the obvious flame-baiting to relay the parable of the boy and
the bicycle:
Once there was a poor boy, who was very religious. He went to church
every week, sincerely believed in God, and did his best to be a worthy
Christian. The only material object he really wanted was a bicycle. Not
just for fun, either. With the bike, he could get a paper route, and earn
some money to help those even less fortunate than he. Every week he
prayed for a bike, and every week no bike appeared.
One day, he asked his priest about this "test of faith." The priest
pointed out to him that "God helps those who help themselves." He also
advised the boy to look to his community and government leaders for
inspiration. The boy thought about this, then arrived at a solution...
The next week, the boy STOLE a bike, then prayed for forgiveness!
P.S. alt.swordfighting?
--
MarkA
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