I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my elbows....

[Jahnu]

I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
the rest of eternity.

After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
murdering, cooking, and eating.



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http://youtu.be/Nd1VXm5CF1M

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[MarkA]

On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:

> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much Atheism
> in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and Krishna
> tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at all costs,
> so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my
> elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of
> eternity.
>
> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used
> to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>
>

Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can get
your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot straight
back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for someone to
clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.

--
MarkA

If you can read this, you can stop reading now.

[Davej]

On Nov 7, 2:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and

> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul...

Souls are imaginary. Sounds like this Krishna fellow has a whole
collection of fairy tales. If you believe in good then do good. Don't
do things that are silly and wasteful.

[duke]

On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com> wrote:

>I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
>the rest of eternity.
>
>After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>murdering, cooking, and eating.

God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience anything
sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you can go eat
some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet, how about a good
ribeye, medium.

The dukester, American - American
********************************************
You can't fix stupid.
********************************************

[Tim]

"duke" wrote in message news:qrjl98t99oki0pn3e...@4ax.com...

On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com> wrote:

>I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
>the rest of eternity.
>
>After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>murdering, cooking, and eating.

God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience
anything
sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you can go
eat
some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet, how about a
good
ribeye, medium.

------------------

Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet
lately?

---------------------

The dukester, American - American eating well, very very well.
********************************************
You can't fix stupid. - hence duke is doomed.
********************************************

[sbalneav]

Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com> wrote:
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world.

I suspect it's more likely because what your religion has promised you isn't
coming about. That's the first stage of waking up. Don't push that feeling
away.

> This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,

The world isn't cruel, merely indifferent. But an indifferent world is just
fine, it gives you the space to make a life for yourself.

> and
> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> the rest of eternity.

Don't do that, it's not an answer to anything.

My email address in my header is valid. If you feel you need to talk, email
me privately, and I can give you my cell phone number.

> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> murdering, cooking, and eating.

Pretty sure we can tell a cow from a human.

--
__ _ | Take eight minutes and divide by 90 million lonely miles,
(_ |_) | and watch a shadow cross the floor.
__)|_) | We don't live here anymore. -- The Weakerthans

[Dakota]

It would be fitting if Jahnu was reincarnated as a calf at a beef
ranch. Veal sounds mighty tasty right now.

[Fred^44]

MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much Atheism
>> in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and Krishna
>> tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at all costs,
>> so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my
>> elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of
>> eternity.
>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used
>> to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.

Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.

I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
election.

[MarkA]

True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.

Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!

The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
other deserving people.

[hypatiab7]

On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:15:18 PM UTC-5, Jahnu wrote:
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> the rest of eternity.

> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> murdering, cooking, and eating.

Geeze, Zachy! Now you're going after Hari Krishnas? That's pathetic.

[hypatiab7]

On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:26:16 PM UTC-5, Tim wrote:
> "duke" wrote in message news:qrjl98t99oki0pn3e...@4ax.com...
>
> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com> wrote:
>
> >I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> >the rest of eternity.
>
> >After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> >confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> >murdering, cooking, and eating.

> God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience
> anything sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you > can go eat some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet,
> how about a good ribeye, medium.
>

> Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet
> lately?

That's pretty funny coming from a piggy like you, Earl. You forget, we saw pictures of you a year or so ago.

[sbalneav]

Oh? Do post links!

--
__ _ | Politicians should read science fiction,
(_ |_) | not westerns and detective stories.
__)|_) | -- Arthur C. Clarke

[kni...@baawa.com]

On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
wrote:

.22? Dude.... It's Jesper. Thick skull. We're talking at least .44
cal dum dum X crossed with mercury tracers. Even that might bounce
off.

Warlord Steve
BAAWA

[SkyEyes]

Poor widdle Jesper. Somebody call him a wahhhhmbulance.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34 and A+ atheist
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"hypatiab7" <hypa...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:4353ccd9-57c1-4bd8...@googlegroups.com...

Goddamnit, I'm not Jahnu. Quit being so paranoid.

[hypatiab7]

I wasn't the one who sent it over the Internet. But many of us us in
the ng saw first one photo and later two more. Did anyone copy the link?

[hypatiab7]

No one said that you were Jahnu, just that you forged him.

[hypatiab7]

Nope. Look at the second paragraph. Jesper would never write that. It's Zachy doing a forgery again.

[Father Haskell]

On Nov 7, 8:23 pm, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
> > MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
> >>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
> >>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> >>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> >>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> >>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
> >>> for the rest of eternity.
> >>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> >>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> >>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
> >>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>
> > Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>
> > I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
> > election.
>
> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it.  I'm not sure
> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.

A diagonal slash would be a good compromise, and HAS to
hit something vital. Blade should be hollow ground, honed to a
20 degree bevel, 25 degree microbevel, and stropped to remove
the last trace of wire edge.

> Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
> abutment at about 60 mph.  The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
> brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
> thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process.  If you want to
> bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!

http://www.approvalpowersports.com/custompage2.asp?pg=cheap-crotch-rockets

Top off with a hypo full of meth.

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
wrote:

Piggyback...

>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much Atheism
>> in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and Krishna
>> tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at all costs,
>> so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my
>> elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of
>> eternity.

Great.

Can we watch?

[Malcolm McMahon]

>
> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>
> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>

I wouldn't worry about that. Meat inspection is pretty rigorous these days, and few of us would pass the tests for "fit for human consumption". Farm animals are generally a lot healthier than we are.

Worry about what happens to suicides instead.

[Moko Arlyana]

Reduce the mess by shooting the .22 in your ear. That bullet is sized
just right for the ear canal, causes fatal damage to the brain, and does
not bleed much.

Moko

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:01:55 -0600, Moko Arlyana <l6...@hotmail.com>

He'd need a brain first.

[MarkA]

I would worry that, since the ear canal is just below the brain (it's
actually embedded in the bone the brain sits on), there is a chance you
could miss the brain entirely. I saw a young girl once who put the gun to
her temple. She shot both her eyes out, missed the brain entirely, and
survived.

--
MarkA
Keeper of Things Put There Only Just The Night Before
About eight o'clock

[MarkA]

You don't want a round with so much energy that it goes all the way
through and comes out the other side. Then you have to worry about what
else it may hit after it leaves your head. A 22 at close range is just
about right. Especially if you hit the brain from below, where the bone
is much thinner. The bone towards the top is much thicker, which prevents
the small round from going all the way through.

[deep]

On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:20:27 -0500, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
wrote:

For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
your head. Can't miss that way.

Or you could always Jim Jones it and take a whole lot of your friends
and church members with you.

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

>deep <de...@dudu.org> wrote in talk.politics.guns :

>For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
>your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
>fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
>your head. Can't miss that way.

In your case it wouldn't hit anything vital.

[duke]

On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 17:32:40 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7 <hypa...@comcast.net>
wrote:

And intelligent people know him as tim, not earl.

The dukester, American - American

********************************************
You can't fix stupid.

********************************************

[Mike Painter]

On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com>
wrote:

>I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
>the rest of eternity.

Starting at your wrists and going towards your elbows is a better
choice. Getting the artery is key and it's hard to do with horizontal
cuts.
--
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." ~ Robert Pirsig

[WangoTango]

In article <XnsA1047CA8612...@94.75.214.39>,
Jahn...@gamail.com says...

>
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>
>

Why would you want to do that?
You won't be able to come here and give me shit anymore.
I hope this is just a line of BS, because there is definitely no reason
to harm yourself.

[Dakota]

On 11/7/2012 7:20 PM, MarkA wrote:
> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>
>> MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>>
>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>>
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>> election.
>
> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
>
> Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
> abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
> brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
> thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
> bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!
>

Anyone considering this method should remember to unfasten their
seatbelt before they hit the road.

>
> The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
> organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
> other deserving people.
>

Doing so right outside an emergency room and with a living will in a
conspicuous nearby location would help to ensure that the organs would
be removed in time to save them. Just before pulling the trigger, a
quick call to 911 advising them of your intent and location would be
helpful as well.

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"hypatiab7" <hypa...@comcast.net> wrote in message

news:d076b323-54c9-45ba...@googlegroups.com...

I haven't forged anybody since my experiment a few months ago. And I don't
plan on doing it again. It was too much work and hassle.

[Don Martin]

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 05:01:55 -0600, Moko Arlyana <l6...@hotmail.com>

But it's so LOUD!

--

aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
BAAWA Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief Heckler
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/

[Don Martin]

I have seen the way he "thinks." He has very good reason to do
himself harm.

[Don Martin]

On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 07:00:38 -0700, deep <de...@dudu.org> wrote to Mark
A:

>>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
>>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>>other deserving people.
>
>For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
>your temple. The bullet can pass through your sinuses and not be
>fatal. Put the barrel in your mouth, pointing up towards the top of
>your head. Can't miss that way.
>
>Or you could always Jim Jones it and take a whole lot of your friends
>and church members with you.

That would be nice.

[kni...@baawa.com]

If that's the case, we're gonna need a much bigger gun.

Warlord Steve
BAAWA

[Father Haskell]

On Nov 7, 3:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> the rest of eternity.
>
> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> murdering, cooking, and eating.

Disguise yourself as a frankfurter. Head down to the zoo. Slather
yourself with mustard and jump into the polar bear bit. Use your
death to make a statement about the evils of eating animals.

[Syd M.]

On Nov 8, 12:29 pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 17:32:40 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7 <hypati...@comcast.net>

> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:26:16 PM UTC-5, Tim wrote:

> >> "duke"  wrote in messagenews:qrjl98t99oki0pn3e...@4ax.com...

>
> >> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >> >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> >> >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> >> >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> >> >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
> >> >the rest of eternity.
>
> >> >After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> >> >confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> >> >murdering, cooking, and eating.
>
> >> God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience
> >> anything sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God.  Maybe you > can go eat some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better.  Better yet,
> >> how about a good ribeye, medium.
>
> >> Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet
> >> lately?
> >That's pretty funny coming from a piggy like you, Earl. You forget, we saw pictures of you a year or so ago.
>
> And intelligent people know him as tim, not earl.
>
>

That leaves you out, Earl.

PDW

[Syd M.]

On Nov 8, 6:02 pm, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
<zachariasmulletst...@isright.com> wrote:
> "hypatiab7" <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote in message

>
> news:d076b323-54c9-45ba...@googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Thursday, November 8, 2012 1:41:23 AM UTC-5, Zacharias Mulletstein
> > wrote:

> >> "hypatiab7" <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote in message

>
> >>news:4353ccd9-57c1-4bd8...@googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:15:18 PM UTC-5, Jahnu wrote:
>
> >> >> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>
> >> >> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>
> >> >> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>
> >> >> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>
> >> >> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
> >> >> for
>
> >> >> the rest of eternity.
>
> >> >> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>
> >> >> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>
> >> >> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>
> >> > Geeze, Zachy! Now you're going after Hari Krishnas? That's pathetic.
>
> >> Goddamnit, I'm not Jahnu.  Quit being so paranoid.
>
> > No one said that you were Jahnu, just that you forged him.
>
> I haven't forged anybody since my experiment a few months ago.  And I don't
> plan on doing it again.  It was too much work and hassle.

Stop lying.

PDW

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"Syd M." <pauldav...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:b5d3d860-114d-4354...@o8g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

Check my headers.

[linuxgal]

Kirby Grant wrote:

> The problem with that last bit is that Republicans are seldom that
> courteous. They tend to only thing about themselves.

You post on alt.atheism, so presumably you are rational, yet you succumb
to the irrational impulse of assigning attributes to wide swaths of
individual people based on their preferred political party. But then
again, I just remembered, Jason and Duke also post on alt.atheism.

--
Monopolistic Ignominious Corporation Resolute On Squeezing Out Fair Trade

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

hypatiab7 <hypa...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:4353ccd9-57c1-4bd8...@googlegroups.com:

> On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:15:18 PM UTC-5, Jahnu wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways
>> at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>
>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy
>> to confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are
>> used to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>
> Geeze, Zachy! Now you're going after Hari Krishnas? That's pathetic.

I'm not forging Jahnu. Stop falsely accusing me.

[Constance Knoring]

Dakota <ma...@NOSPAMmail.com> wrote in news:k7en3b$9kn$2...@dont-email.me:

> On 11/7/2012 2:43 PM, MarkA wrote:

>> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,
>>> and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt
>>> ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>>>
>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy
>>> to confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are
>>> used to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>
>>>
>>

>> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can
>> get your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot
>> straight back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for
>> someone to clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.
>>

> It would be fitting if Jahnu was reincarnated as a calf at a beef
> ranch. Veal sounds mighty tasty right now.
>
>

thatt wood be some grate fuckin justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he not posted since , did that turd fuckwad go thru with it?????

[Constance Knoring]

kni...@baawa.com wrote in
news:dqlo98hicih259eg6...@4ax.com:

dew you think he shaves his fuckin head?????? inst that wut kryshnas do??

[Constance Knoring]

Christopher A. Lee <chrisl...@comcast.net> wrote in
news:taqm98hcmdcpkmg1r...@4ax.com:

> On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid>
> wrote:
>

> Piggyback...

>
>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,
>>> and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt
>>> ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply
>>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
>>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>

> Great.
>
> Can we watch?
>

dont watch shit like that dude , i saw too fuckign much of it in prison
and it aint pretty!!!!!! fuckin horror movies cant hold a fucken candle
to someone killen themselfs!!!!!!!!

its fuckin ugly and it gives people fuckin nightmares!!!! i had fucken
nightmares for months after seeing the first guy fuckin hamg himself with
his fuckin jeans!!!!!! and he shit all over the fucking wall when his
neck fuckin snapped!!!!!!! he coodnt take it cuzz one of the gards kept
fucking with his meds and making him get all fcuedk up!!!!!! that gard
hated him and gott away with it too , but nobody evr fuckin sayd one lick
abowt it!!!!!!!

suicide is shitty , fuckin shitty , and i wanted to kill myself a few
times when i was doin fuckin time , but i got put on suicide watch adn
had to go to fcukin anger calsses!!!!! those sucked even tho it felt gud
to braek chairs!@!!!!!!!

[Samuel Harrigon]

Davej <gal...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:ac25e385-72ea-4b92-b460-
6552b3...@q16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com:

> On Nov 7, 2:15�pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and

>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul...
>
> Souls are imaginary. Sounds like this Krishna fellow has a whole
> collection of fairy tales. If you believe in good then do good. Don't
> do things that are silly and wasteful.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves! You're all acting like agents of
Lucifer, who just wants more evil doers going down to his Hell so he can
amass an army that exceeds the size of Heaven's army of Angels - he wants
to take over in the afterlife, clouds and all.

What you should be doing is encouraging him to attend church and learn
about God's Love from the church's Holy Counsellor, for the promise of
salvation with the power of prayer is well known to cure all thoughts of
ending one's life and to heal all wounds.

All life is precious, before and after birth. Don't disgrace the will of
Our Great Lord of the Universe and all of existence, for he will always
forgive if only you'll accept Him in all his beautiful glory.

Rev. Samuel Harrigon
Good Old Gospel Ship Church

[Fred^44]

MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>> MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:

>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and

>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.

>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.

>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>> election.
>True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
>the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.

They're not allowed to look things up on the Internet so they'll have
to try to muddle through with the usual rightarded incompetence. If
they show up in my ER I'll help 'em finish it. LOL. Least I could do.

>Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridge
>abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
>brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
>thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
>bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!

ROFL! I'd buy that for a Dollar. So long as the rightard does not take
out innocent, normal people while doing it.

>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your other
>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>other deserving people.

What's amusing is that rightards are going to cry for the next 4 years
and then after that when Hillary is in office, another 8 years. They
all godda kill themselves *now* to avoid all that pain.

[Fred^44]

Father Haskell <father...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Nov 7, 8:23=A0pm, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and

>>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways a=

>>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>>> for the rest of eternity.

>>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy t=
>>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used t=

>>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.

>>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine=
>>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won th=
>>> election.
>> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. =A0I'm not sure

>> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.

>A diagonal slash would be a good compromise

Rightards don't compromise. It's their way or nothing, even if it
destroys the country.

[Fred^44]

deep <de...@dudu.org> wrote:

>For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at your temple.

Wrong! The bullet must pass through their rectums if you want them to
scramble their brain.

[BroilJAB]

In Ohio alone, FOX News has reported over 4000 cases of Obama Voter
Fraud. In the northern neck of Virginia, over 50,000 Democrats were
registered...who were dead. In Broward and Palm Beach FLA, countless
thousands of illegals were brought to the polls.

[Fred^44]

Don Martin <drdon...@comcast.net> wrote:
>On Thu, 8 Nov 2012 14:08:45 -0500, WangoTango
><Asga...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>In article <XnsA1047CA8612...@94.75.214.39>,
>>Jahn...@gamail.com says...
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>Why would you want to do that?
>>You won't be able to come here and give me shit anymore.
>>I hope this is just a line of BS, because there is definitely no reason
>>to harm yourself.
>I have seen the way he "thinks." He has very good reason to do
>himself harm.

Woah. That remark is cutting.

[Fred^44]

Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Davej <gal...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:ac25e385-72ea-4b92-b460-
>6552b3...@q16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com:
>> On Nov 7, 2:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul...
>> Souls are imaginary. Sounds like this Krishna fellow has a whole
>> collection of fairy tales. If you believe in good then do good. Don't
>> do things that are silly and wasteful.
>You should all be ashamed of yourselves! You're all acting like agents of Lucifer

According to Classic Christanic mythologies, Lucifer was an agent of
the Christanic gods, he weighed people's "souls" against a white
feather and, if found lacking, escorted the "souls" to Nefeilheim's
domain for the dead.

Some day some rightard somewhere will actually learn what the
origins of his death cult actually are.

[Uirgil]

In article
<f343fbf1-0ac0-4c46...@l12g2000vbj.googlegroups.com>,
BroilJAB <Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:

> In Ohio alone, FOX News has Lied over 4000 Times.

They \must be slowing down then.

[RD Sandman]

BroilJAB <Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote in news:f343fbf1-0ac0-4c46-
9e9a-f4a...@l12g2000vbj.googlegroups.com:

And your cite is????????

--

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President,

And anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President.


Sleep well, tonight.....

RD (The Sandman)

[Father Haskell]

On Nov 9, 5:53 pm, repo...@scientology.org (Fred^44) wrote:

Hack off the whole hand, then. No way to miss.

[Malygris]

Kirby Grant wrote:

> Look, I'm not a religious person at all, but I at least know the history
> of xtianity and judaism.
>
> Lucifer was never an "agent". That would be absurd to even think about.
> Lucifer was classified as a "son of god" and many myths describe
> him/her/it as one of the spiritual enties that stood "before the face of
> god". However, Lucifer was corrupted and attempted to usurp the power of
> god and was therefore cast out of the presence of god into a state known
> as "hell" or "hades" depending on what language tradition is followed.
> Lucifer was never given charge to judge the souls of humanity - that power
> is reserved for the kabbalistic entity known as Ein Soph because it occurs
> at a level that is outside the realm of human experience and exist solely
> on a spiritual plain.

I think it's important to distinguish between the later concept of Lucifer
as the fallen angel and the older bibilical figure of Satan, the son of god.
The figures embody two totally different paradigms.

> As I said, I am not religious. Religion is a fools game. But I do have a
> good understanding of spiritual principles that have nothing to do with
> religions invented by humanity.

Yeah, you don't know much of man-made religion if you think Fred's text can
be in any way serious - it's an absurd mix of two non-christian myths. Quite
funny, actually.

--
Malygris

[hypatiab7]

On Thursday, November 8, 2012 12:29:17 PM UTC-5, duke wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 17:32:40 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7 <hypa...@comcast.net>

>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:26:16 PM UTC-5, Tim wrote:
>
> >> "duke" wrote in message news:qrjl98t99oki0pn3e...@4ax.com...
>
> >>
>

> >> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu <Jahn...@gamail.com> wrote:

> >> >I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>
> >> >Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>

> >> >Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at

>
> >> >all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>
> >> >starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for
>
> >> >the rest of eternity.
>
> >>
>

> >> >After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>
> >> >confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>
> >> >murdering, cooking, and eating.
>
> >
>

> >> God specifically advised that we are free to eat with clear conscience
>
> >> anything sold in the market because, after all, it comes from God. Maybe you > can go eat some bamboo or elephant leaves and feel better. Better yet,
>
> >> how about a good ribeye, medium.
>
> >>
>
> >> Clearly you've taken the call to a new level. Have you seen your feet
>
> >> lately?
>
>
>
> >That's pretty funny coming from a piggy like you, Earl. You forget, we saw pictures of you a year or so ago.
>
>
>
> And intelligent people know him as tim, not earl.

Know who as Tim, Earl? I was referring to pudgy you.

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

>"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :

>I wish people would stop using the term "angel" in reference to Lucifer.

I wish you knew what the fuck you were talking about.

Any chance of that happening soon?

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:M3uns.2540$aK1....@fe49.iad...

> I wish people would stop using the term "angel" in reference to Lucifer.

Why? He is the Angel of Light.

[duke]

On Sat, 10 Nov 2012 01:36:50 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7 <hypa...@comcast.net>

Personally, I don't think you know what your'e talking about, mm.

The dukester, American - American
********************************************
You can't fix stupid.
********************************************

[Constance Knoring]

"Syd M." <pauldav...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:39c3069e-756a-4fee...@o8g2000yqh.googlegroups.com:

> On Nov 8, 12:29�pm, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 17:32:40 -0800 (PST), hypatiab7

>> <hypati...@comcast.net

>>
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 4:26:16 PM UTC-5, Tim wrote:
>> >> "duke" �wrote in

>> >> messagenews:qrjl98t99oki0pn3ehgp00fibg3nbf7bda@4ax.

> com...
>>
>> >> On Wed, 7 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000 (UTC), Jahnu

>> >> <Jahnud...@gamail.com>

> That leaves you out, Earl.
>
> PDW

wutt the fuck wood duke know about intelligent peopole anyway????????

hes such a quarter wit , i dont know how the fuck he can even fucking use
the fucken internet anyways!!!!!!!

id tell duek to go piss up a fucking rope but that fat basterd prolly
cant cuzz he cant even touch his own dick on accouwnt of been so fat with
all that fucking blubber fuckin hanging over and blocking his view!!!! he
prolly cant even fold it up cuzz more just fuckin spills out and unfolds
all the other fucking parts anyway1!!!!!!!!

[Constance Knoring]

rep...@scientology.org (Fred^44) wrote in
news:YvidnVJgrdf-FADN...@posted.sonicnet:

in fuckin prison they handed out muslim bibles to the fuckwads who praise
that fucking alla thang!!!!!!!!! and that fuckin kuoran they hand out
there is not the fuckin standard one , its full of more fucking hate then
the one they hadn out on the outside!!!!! one of the msulim prisoners was
all pissed about this cuzz he was a fucking preecher or imom or whatever
they fucken call them!!!!!! he started a fuckin riot over it he was so
fuckin crazy , and that is the fucked up thing about fuckin rlgiion is
that it makes peopel do crazy fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!

fuck i did fuckin time cuz religion made me burn down fuckin churches and
im not fucken nutz like fuckwad rightard christ stains and all those
islama fucks who hate women!!1!!!!!!!! and they fucking shoot innocent
girls in the head just cuzz they want to be educateD!!!!!!!

wutt a bunch of backwards fucking fucks those fucking rleiiongists are ,
i think hour world is fucked as long as these fucking fuckers can keep
fucking around with the fucking laws in any fucking cuntry!!!!!!!!!

[Constance Knoring]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in

news:j2dns.2936$jx1...@fe13.iad:

>
> On 9-Nov-2012, linuxgal <linu...@cleanposts.com> wrote at
> alt.atheism:
>
>> > The problem with that last bit is that Republicans are seldom that
>> > courteous. They tend to only thing about themselves.
>>
>> You post on alt.atheism, so presumably you are rational, yet you
>> succumb to the irrational impulse of assigning attributes to wide
>> swaths of individual people based on their preferred political party.
>> But then again, I just remembered, Jason and Duke also post on
>> alt.atheism.
>>
>
> I don't specifically post there. I respond to messages on a different
> NG that are cross posted to alt.atheism. I don't necessarily trim off
> NGs that are included by someone else.
>

fuck you u fucking liar!!!!!!! you have to fucking take responsibiltly
for your fucking posts , and you decided to click the fucken send button
so you fuckin posted here!!!!!!!!!

you fcukwads only hagve shit for brains!!!!!! go piss up a fucking rope!!

[WastedTime]

Constance Knoring <nose...@invalid.local> wrote in
news:XnsA1077DC4312...@94.75.214.39:

> are , i think hour world is fucked as long as these fucking fuckers

Our world is fucked. Just a matter of time now.

It's been a long time coming.

[DarWinAwardAbsentee]

MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2012.11.07....@somewhere.invalid:

> Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. If you can
> get your hands on a .22 cal pistol, put it in your mouth and shoot
> straight back and a little bit up. This will leave quite a mess for
> someone to clean up, so you may want to do it outdoors.

22 is very unreliable for this. I've got CCI Stinger 22LR hollow points
and I don't think it'll do the job. It would most likely render me unable
to try again but still alive. I've even considered a temple shot, but
again, it's a .22.. it's notoriously unreliable.

[WastedTime]

MarkA <nob...@nowhere.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2012.11.08....@nowhere.invalid:

> You don't want a round with so much energy that it goes all the way
> through and comes out the other side. Then you have to worry about
> what else it may hit after it leaves your head. A 22 at close range
> is just about right. Especially if you hit the brain from below,
> where the bone is much thinner. The bone towards the top is much
> thicker, which prevents the small round from going all the way
> through.

Do you have the proper/suggested angle, type of firearm, and specific 22LR
bullet manufacturer? Would be useful information.

[Tim]

"Zacharias Mulletstein" wrote in message news:k7igdc$1b5$1...@dont-email.me...



> Stop lying.

Check my headers.

-------

Done. You are lying, 94.75.214.39.

[Christopher A. Lee]

On Sat, 10 Nov 2012 22:11:38 GMT, "Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>
>On 10-Nov-2012, "Zacharias Mulletstein" <zachariasm...@isright.com>
>wrote at alt.atheism:

>But that has always been a misnomer. Someone wrote that down once and others
>repeated it. As far as we humans can ever know, Lucifer is simply some type
>of spiritual emanation from Ein Soph. To label the position of Lucifer as an
>angel is to misunderstand the hierarchy of spiritual entities.

Lucifer means "bringer [carrier] of light" and closely parallels
Prometheus.

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"Tim" <a...@b.com> wrote in news:k7mh0t$bmq$1...@speranza.aioe.org:

I am not lying, and that was not the real me! There is no question of
this. Do not be deceived. Check my IPs.

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"Tim" <a...@b.com> wrote in message news:k7mh0t$bmq$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

Nope. My IP address is 76.251.180.xx. Check my headers.

[Zacharias Mulletstein]

"Tim" <a...@b.com> wrote in news:k7mh0t$bmq$1...@speranza.aioe.org:

>
>

Nope. My headers are being forged, so you can't even trust headers. I'm
the real Zacharias and Jesus will confirm it if you believe in him.

[Tim]

"Zacharias Mulletstein" wrote in message

news:XnsA107DE64BB1...@94.75.214.39...

---------------

You're still lying, 94.75.214.39. And no make believe sun god can help you.

[Father Haskell]

On Nov 9, 2:33 pm, Constance Knoring <nosel...@invalid.local> wrote:
> Christopher A. Lee <chrislee95...@comcast.net> wrote innews:taqm98hcmdcpkmg1r...@4ax.com:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:43:51 -0500, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid>
> > wrote:
>
> > Piggyback...

>
> >>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>
> >>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me,
> >>> and Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt

> >>> ways at all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply

> >>> tonight, starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the
> >>> afterlife for the rest of eternity.
>

> > Great.
>
> > Can we watch?
>
> dont watch shit like that dude , i saw too fuckign much of it in prison
> and it aint pretty!!!!!! fuckin horror movies cant hold a fucken candle
> to someone killen themselfs!!!!!!!!
>
> its fuckin ugly and it gives people fuckin nightmares!!!! i had fucken
> nightmares for months after seeing the first guy fuckin hamg himself with
> his fuckin jeans!!!!!! and he shit all over the fucking wall when his
> neck fuckin snapped!!!!!!! he coodnt take it cuzz one of the gards kept
> fucking with his meds and making him get all fcuedk up!!!!!! that gard
> hated him and gott away with it too , but nobody evr fuckin sayd one lick
> abowt it!!!!!!!
>
> suicide is shitty , fuckin shitty , and i wanted to kill myself a few
> times when i was doin fuckin time , but i got put on suicide watch adn
> had to go to fcukin anger calsses!!!!! those sucked even tho it felt gud
> to braek chairs!@!!!!!!!

It's Jahnu, forfucksakes.

[Father Haskell]

On Nov 10, 4:09 pm, DarWinAwardAbsentee <dy...@is.fun> wrote:

Milwaukee Magnum "hole shooter" with a 24" electrician's auger,
aimed directly up the nostril.

[hypatiab7]

On Thursday, November 8, 2012 6:02:27 PM UTC-5, Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
> "hypatiab7" <hypa...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:d076b323-54c9-45ba...@googlegroups.com...
> > On Thursday, November 8, 2012 1:41:23 AM UTC-5, Zacharias Mulletstein
> > wrote:
> >> "hypatiab7" <hypa...@comcast.net> wrote in message
> >> news:4353ccd9-57c1-4bd8...@googlegroups.com...

> >> > On Wednesday, November 7, 2012 3:15:18 PM UTC-5, Jahnu wrote:
>
> >> >> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
> >> >> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
> >> >> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
> >> >> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
> >> >> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
> >> >> for the rest of eternity.
>

> >> >> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
> >> >> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
> >> >> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>

> >> > Geeze, Zachy! Now you're going after Hari Krishnas? That's pathetic.
>
> >> Goddamnit, I'm not Jahnu. Quit being so paranoid.
> > No one said that you were Jahnu, just that you forged him.

>
> I haven't forged anybody since my experiment a few months ago. And I don't
> plan on doing it again. It was too much work and hassle.

No one believes you. You've always been a troll and still are.

[hypatiab7]

No, it isn't Jahnu. It doesn't even sound vaguely like Jahnu. Whoever
wrote this knows nothing about Hinduism at all and there was no quote.
Jahnu always quotes. Besides, Jahnu is too whacked out to kill himself.
Jahnu thinks he knows everything, even if he uses Krishna to speak for
him. He would never hurt or kill himself. He's too self-centered for
that. If Jahnu was ever suicidal, he would have offed himself when his
wife and kids dumped him. He was probably relieved to see them go. He
was out of the newsgroup for a few years and then suddenly came back.
That was probably about the time they left him. Now he has all the
time he wants to chant, hop up and down on one foot, paint pretty
pictures, avoid sex and troll newsgroups. Whoever wrote the fake
suicide message is NOT Jahnu.

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

>"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :

>

>On 10-Nov-2012, Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote at
>alt.atheism:

>You apparently don't know anything about the subject.

So the answer to the question is, apparently, "No."

[Moko Arlyana]

On Sat, 10 Nov 2012 21:09:07 +0000, DarWinAwardAbsentee wrote:

> MarkA <som...@somewhere.invalid> wrote in
> news:pan.2012.11.07....@somewhere.invalid:
>

> 22 is very unreliable for this. I've got CCI Stinger 22LR hollow points
> and I don't think it'll do the job. It would most likely render me
> unable to try again but still alive. I've even considered a temple shot,
> but again, it's a .22.. it's notoriously unreliable.

Stinger is cheap ammunition. Use a major brand of solid. Hollow points
don't have enough penetration.

Moko

[Dakota]

Zachy is the forger. There is not doubt about this. :)

[Father Haskell]

Him, too. Let Rama sort them out.

[Fred^44]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On 9-Nov-2012, rep...@scientology.org (Fred^44) wrote at alt.suicide:
>> deep <de...@dudu.org> wrote:
>> >For Republicans wishing to end it all, be sure to not point the gun at
>> >your temple.
>> Wrong! The bullet must pass through their rectums if you want them to
>> scramble their brain.
>Regardless of where their brains are located (if they have any at all - most
>Republicans are lacking in that area) pointing a gun at one's temple and
>pulling the trigger is not particularly a sure-fire (pun aside) way to
>commit suicide because there is a relatively good chance of surviving such
>an action unless the bullet is of the type that immediately fragments and
>scatters throughout the cranium. What can happen, and there are recorded
>instances of this, is that the individuals might effectively perform a
>pre-frontal lobotomy at a fraction of the price that it could be done in a
>hospital operating room.

Yeah, I have seen that come through my ER from time to time, though it
is really rare, maybe one failed suicide attemp using a bullet to the
head once evbery 3 years or so. I don't know what it is, but even the
ME's office does not get many successful suicides with bullets through
the head.

Murders aplenty, suicides, no.

We have to give rightards free instruction booklets when they pick up
their guns from now on.

[Fred^44]

BroilJAB <Design...@wmconnect.com> wrote:
>In Ohio alone, FOX News has reported over 4000 cases of Obama Voter
>Fraud. In the northern neck of Virginia, over 50,000 Democrats were
>registered...who were dead. In Broward and Palm Beach FLA, countless
>thousands of illegals were brought to the polls.

LOL. No. But I did enjoy wayching Karl Rove trying to demand that his
unsuccessful. efforts at committing treason atgainst us was all due to
voter fraud. :) Amusing.

[Fred^44]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On 9-Nov-2012, rep...@scientology.org (Fred^44) wrote at alt.atheism:
>> Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >Davej <gal...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:ac25e385-72ea-4b92-b460-
>> >6552b3...@q16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com:

>> >> On Nov 7, 2:15 pm, Jahnu <Jahnud...@gamail.com> wrote:
>> >>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>> >>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and

>> >>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul...
>> >> Souls are imaginary. Sounds like this Krishna fellow has a whole
>> >> collection of fairy tales. If you believe in good then do good. Don't
>> >> do things that are silly and wasteful.
>> >You should all be ashamed of yourselves! You're all acting like agents of
>> >Lucifer
>> According to Classic Christanic mythologies, Lucifer was an agent of
>> the Christanic gods, he weighed people's "souls" against a white
>> feather and, if found lacking, escorted the "souls" to Nefeilheim's
>> domain for the dead.
>> Some day some rightard somewhere will actually learn what the
>> origins of his death cult actually are.
>Look, I'm not a religious person at all, but I at least know the history of
>xtianity and judaism.
>Lucifer was never an "agent".

He was an angel, a messenger of the gods, plus "Satan" was the son
of Jesus in some ways, and Satan and Lucifer were confounded, so one
could say that they were in fact agents of the gods, they did the bidding
of the gods.

>That would be absurd to even think about.
>Lucifer was classified as a "son of god"

Except that some Christanics -- not all -- actualy *do* think that he
was Jesus' brother which would make Lucifer/Satan a son of the gods.

Hell, there are variants of Christianity that make Jesus just one son
out of an uncontable number of sons birthed by their "father" gods like
we see in the Mormon hate cult.

I think we could easily make the case that Lucifer is/was an agent of
the Christanic gods.

[Fred^44]

Malygris <Highlan...@gmx.de> wrote:

>I think it's important to distinguish between the later concept of Lucifer
>as the fallen angel and the older bibilical figure of Satan, the son of god.
>The figures embody two totally different paradigms.

There-in lay the issue, there have been a large number of adversary
entities in the "spiritual world," some of which are good, some of
which are evil, some of which are neutral -- such as Lucifer used to
be when weighing souls against a white feather.

The mythological constructs become so entwined not only among themselves
but also with the realms the rule over (such as the Goddess Hel) that
even Lucifer lost his core attributes: which is the bringer of knowledge,
something with current Christanic cultists try to avoid thinking about.

[Fred^44]

Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>>I wish people would stop using the term "angel" in reference to Lucifer.
>I wish you knew what the fuck you were talking about.
>Any chance of that happening soon?

Kirby is mildly wrong. The Lucifer/Satan construct is an angel in the
classical Christanic mythologies, and it is also the brother of the
Jesus demi-god in some Christanic brand names like in the Mormon
brand of Christianity:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer

Lucifer is the King James Version rendering of the Hebrew word ??????
in Isaiah 14:12. This word, transliterated hêle-l or heylel, occurs
only once in the Hebrew Bible and according to the KJV-influenced
Strong's Concordance means "shining one, morning star, Lucifer". [1]

The word Lucifer is taken from the Latin Vulgate,[2] which translates
?????? as lucifer,[3][4] meaning "the morning star, the planet Venus"
(or, as an adjective, "light-bringing"),[5] The Septuagint renders ??????
in Greek as ????????[6][7] (heo-sphoros),[8][9][10] a name, literally
"bringer of dawn", for the morning star.[11]

Kaufmann Kohler says that the Greek Septuagint translation is
"Phosphoros".[2]

Before the rise of Christianity, the pseudepigrapha of Enochic Judaism,
which enjoyed much popularity during the Second Temple period,[12] gave
Satan an expanded role. They interpreted Isaiah 14:12-15 as applicable to
Satan, and presented him as a fallen angel cast out of Heaven.[13]

[Fred^44]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On 10-Nov-2012, Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@yahoo.com> wrote at
>alt.atheism:

>> >"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :
>> >I wish people would stop using the term "angel" in reference to Lucifer.
>> I wish you knew what the fuck you were talking about.
>> Any chance of that happening soon?

>You apparently don't know anything about the subject. I do. Sit down and learn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer

You were saying?

[Fred^44]

"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On 10-Nov-2012, "Zacharias Mulletstein" <zachariasm...@isright.com>
>wrote at alt.atheism:
>> "Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:M3uns.2540$aK1....@fe49.iad...

>>> I wish people would stop using the term "angel" in reference to Lucifer.

>> Why? He is the Angel of Light.
>But that has always been a misnomer. Someone wrote that down once and others
>repeated it.

ROFL! Welcome to how religions are created, Kirby! Like it or not, the
Lucifer angel is an angel because that's the way religions are created
and change over time. That *you* don't agree is irrelevant.

[Jeanne Douglas]

In article <MIidncZJ7eavwT3N...@posted.sonicnet>,

No. Not voter fraud.

Voter suppression, in that negative ads against Romney suppressed the
vote.

--
JD

"Osama Bin Laden is dead and GM is alive."--VP Joseph Biden

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

>"Kirby Grant" <KGr...@yahoo.com> wrote in talk.politics.guns :

>
>On 11-Nov-2012, Jeanne Douglas <hlwd...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote at
>alt.suicide:

>And rightfully so. But even still, Romney had no chance of winning right
>from the start. He represents a small minority of America

LOL

You guys never could count, could you?