Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On Nov 7, 8:23=A0pm, MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways a=
>>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy t=
>>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used t=
>>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine=
>>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won th=
>>> election.
>> True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. =A0I'm not sure
>> the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
>A diagonal slash would be a good compromise