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From: repo...@scientology.org (Fred^44)
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Subject: Re: I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my elbows....
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MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much Atheism
>> in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and Krishna
>> tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at all costs,
>> so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight, starting from my
>> elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife for the rest of
>> eternity.
>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used
>> to murdering, cooking, and eating.
>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide. 

Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.

I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
election.