OT: My Truck was Stolen, Only to be Returned
Daniel Kolle
Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
their asses are mine!
Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
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LisaKay
My condolences on being stuck with a cRAP CD.
:-)
Glad you got it back with minimal damages.
-LisaKay
aa #2054
Vic Sagerquist
shouted:
Even a joyride is grand theft auto. Hope you catch them.
Rap. Grrrrrrrr.
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Mike Painter
> Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
> their asses are mine!
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
Many years ago. a friend of mine left a bar, got into his car and drove
almost 50 miles before noticing the cigar in the ash tray. He did not smoke
cigars. A little more attention and he realized he was in the wrong car. He
drove back parked the car and went off in his car.
What makes this a bit odder than it might sound is that his car was a pink
convertible with a white top.
On a purely technical note only the Uniform code of military justice has, as
far as I know a code section that covers your situation. "Wrongful
appropriation" It covers specifically the case where somebody takes
something with out permission but intends to return it.
Technically (and something all LEO's learn in cop school) if I take
something with the intention of bringing it back, no crime has been
committed because of the way the law is written.
Usually it's presented as:
A guy runs into a store, grabs a TV and yell's that he will bring it back
after the World series.
One clerk yells "Stop or I will call the police."
Another yells "Stop and I will not call the police."
What crimes were committed?
JTEM
"Mike Painter" <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> wrote
> Many years ago. a friend of mine left a bar, got into
> his car and drove almost 50 miles before noticing
> the cigar in the ash tray. He did not smoke cigars. A
> little more attention and he realized he was in the
> wrong car. He drove back parked the car and went
> off in his car.
A friend came very close to doing this in the last week.
Luckily, the owner had plastered photos all over the
dashboard, and after a moment's confusion got out before
anyone saw him & mistook him for a criminal.
Don Kresch
<Daniel...@gmail.com> let us all know that:
>
>Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
>to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
>gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
>empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
>seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
>that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
>everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
>CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
>do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
>first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
>their asses are mine!
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
Well, two thieves once stole Fred (Mr) Rogers' car. Once they
found out whose car it was (reported on the news), they promptly
returned it with a note saying "Sorry, we didn't know whose car this
is".
Don
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Robibnikoff
"Daniel Kolle" <Daniel...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
> their asses are mine!
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
Well, first of all, why the hell did you leave your keys in the truck?
Also, you could probably get fingerprints off of the CD if you haven't
handled it too much.
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Brian Henderson
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
Oh, I don't know. A couple of years ago, my friend's '67 Dodge Dart
was stolen from his driveway. The rather stupid individuals put new
tires on it, gave it an oil change and tune up and then left it parked
out in front of their house where the police found it a couple of days
later.
My friend got a car back in even better condition than when he lost
it.
Gregory Gadow
Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires and reimbursement
for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
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Gregory Gadow <tech...@serv.net> with clogs on
well I declare!
going:
>Brian Henderson wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 04 May 2005 20:36:33 -0500, Daniel Kolle
>> <Daniel...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
>>
>> Oh, I don't know. A couple of years ago, my friend's '67 Dodge Dart
>> was stolen from his driveway. The rather stupid individuals put new
>> tires on it, gave it an oil change and tune up and then left it parked
>> out in front of their house where the police found it a couple of days
>> later.
>>
>> My friend got a car back in even better condition than when he lost
>> it.
>
>Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires and reimbursement
>for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
I can imagine them now on 'Judge Judy'.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
Due to be prayed for by Gastrich 11.3.2011
Frank J Warner
<Daniel...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
> their asses are mine!
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
In the old days, thieves stole your horse, you strung 'em up.
How is a truck different?
-Frank
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Dubh Ghall
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
That is down right insulting. Your truck is soo bad, they brought it back.
Still, it could have been worse, they could have had it valeted (:-)
--
Puck Greenman
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Bush Rules!
"Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote
> > My friend got a car back in even better condition than
> > when he lost it.
> Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires
> and reimbursement for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
True story. No lie:
A thief broke into the home of a decent, white, Christian
family and shot the father because he HATED HIM FOR
HIS FREEDOM. Next thing you know, some TRIAL
LAWYERS came around and filed one of them there
FRIVOLOUS, PARASITIC LAWSUITS, claiming the
homeowner not only caused the thief deep emotional
distress, but deprived him of his bullet by taking it with
him to the hospital & having it removed.
Anyhow, an ACTIVIST JUDGE who insisted on BASING
HIS DECISIONS ON EUROPEAN LAW not only ruled in
favor of the thief, but he awarded the thief the Christian
family's home, and ordered their daughter to have an
abortion.
Our beloved leader, George Bush, tried to help the family
but LIBERAL DEMOCRATS passed a law saying that
pro-family Republicans aren't allowed to help anyone
ever, under any circumstances.
And that's why we need a tax cut for the rich.
Cary Kittrell
What can you expect in a country where John Kerry
single-handledly lost the Viet Nam war, in a failed
attempt to impress young Jane Fonda?
-- cary
No 33 Secretary
p...@comcast.com:
>
> "Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote
>
>> > My friend got a car back in even better condition than
>> > when he lost it.
>
>> Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires
>> and reimbursement for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
>
> True story. No lie:
Then post sufficient details for us to dig out the trial records. Names,
dates, places.
Otherwise, you're a fucking liar. Which we know you are.
Fucking retards.
--
Terry Austin
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LisaKay
I can't possibly imagine this being anything other than an attempt at
satire.
-LisaKay
aa #2054
LisaKay
Clockmeister
> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
> their asses are mine!
> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
>
Since they brought it back they had no intention to steal it, they just
borrowed it unlawfully.
You even got a Rap CD as a gift, which whilst awful is not as bad as country
music.
Think yourself lucky.
Clockmeister
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Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?
No 33 Secretary
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I can. I suspect it's a lame attempt at trolling, but I wouldn't bet the
rent on that, either.
Daniel Kolle
<mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> thought hard and wrote:
>
>What crimes were committed?
As the deputy explained to me, unauthorized entry. I keep my truck
doors locked.
wcb
Long ago, I worked wth a guy that had his old pickup stolen.
The theif had blown his truck's engine and so stole this truck
because it was the same color and model and year. He switched the
ID number plates. THis thief tried to burglarize a hardware store
at night and was unable to outrun the cops with a load of plywood in the
truck.
The thief had replaced the carburator, put on new tires, added a stereo
system, new seat covers, and a few other improvements. But had blown on
tire trying to jump a curb with a load of plywood.
When he got his truck back, he reported the stuff that was not his, but the
cops told him, "Hey, keep 'em! This guy won't need them where he's going."
Which wasn't quite true, there never was a trial because the bastard was
some cop's pet snitch who kept turning in his doping buddies to stay of of
prison.
When the cops towed in the truck, one sharp cop noticed the VIN number plate
was pop riveted on, a checked engine numbers to trace it.
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Robibnikoff
> On Thu, 05 May 2005 04:20:28 GMT, "Mike Painter"
> <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> thought hard and wrote:
>
> >
> >What crimes were committed?
>
> As the deputy explained to me, unauthorized entry. I keep my truck
> doors locked.
Did they hotwire it?
Brian Henderson
wrote:
>Brian Henderson wrote:
>> Oh, I don't know. A couple of years ago, my friend's '67 Dodge Dart
>> was stolen from his driveway. The rather stupid individuals put new
>> tires on it, gave it an oil change and tune up and then left it parked
>> out in front of their house where the police found it a couple of days
>> later.
>>
>> My friend got a car back in even better condition than when he lost
>> it.
>Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires and reimbursement
>for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
Nope, they went to prison on multiple counts of grand theft auto, I
think.
Mike Painter
> On Thu, 05 May 2005 04:20:28 GMT, "Mike Painter"
> <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> thought hard and wrote:
>
>>
>> What crimes were committed?
>
> As the deputy explained to me, unauthorized entry. I keep my truck
> doors locked.
That does not sound familar and I would probably go with vandalism. I'm
guessin you are not in California
Mike Painter
In the old days you could be hung for stealing an apple.
Mike Painter
> "Bush Rules!" <gymr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:n9GdnVPPZv2x4-ffRVn- p...@comcast.com:
>
>>
>> "Gregory Gadow" <tech...@serv.net> wrote
>>
>>>> My friend got a car back in even better condition than
>>>> when he lost it.
>>
>>> Whereupon the thieves sued *him* for return of the tires
>>> and reimbursement for the cost of servicing the vehicle ;-p
>>
>> True story. No lie:
>
> Then post sufficient details for us to dig out the trial records.
> Names, dates, places.
>
> Otherwise, you're a fucking liar. Which we know you are.
>
> Fucking retards.
No wonder he's the 33 rd secretary they'd pick.
Daniel Kolle
<mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> thought hard and wrote:
>Daniel Kolle wrote:
>> On Thu, 05 May 2005 04:20:28 GMT, "Mike Painter"
>> <mddotp...@sbcglobal.net> thought hard and wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> What crimes were committed?
>That question had to do with the little senario I offered.
>>
>> As the deputy explained to me, unauthorized entry. I keep my truck
>> doors locked.
>
>That does not sound familar and I would probably go with vandalism. I'm
>guessin you are not in California
Nope; I reside in AMERICA, thank you very much!
Seriously, though, I live in Bama.
No 33 Secretary
news:%YTee.13935$J12...@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com:
What *do* they teach in history class these days? Musta been a remedial
class.
stoney
wrote:
>
>Daniel Kolle wrote:
>> Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
>> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
>> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
>> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
>> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
>> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to
>top
>> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A
>RAP
>> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
>> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
>> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
>> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
>> their asses are mine!
>> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
>My condolences on being stuck with a cRAP CD.
>:-)
>Glad you got it back with minimal damages.
The speakers will never recover.....
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stoney
1) It doesn't burn hay...... :)))
Dubh Ghall
>On Thu, 05 May 2005 11:38:31 -0700, Frank J Warner
><war...@veriSPAMMERSDIEzon.net> wrote:
>
>>In article <4ati719uufjhgo99j...@4ax.com>, Daniel Kolle
>><Daniel...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Yesterday, two fuckwits decided to take a little joyride in my truck
>>> to, of all places, Wal-Mart. They decided not, first off, to put any
>>> gas in the truck (apparently I would not notice it nearly fucking
>>> empty) nor did they bother to reset the trip odometer. It is exactly
>>> seven miles from my house to my school--my reading was 96 miles over
>>> that. Apparently I was not supposed to notice that, either. But to top
>>> everything off, the jackasses left a goddamn rap CD in my truck. A RAP
>>> CD! It provided for me a nice handwriting sample.
>>> I have decided to press charges; in my situation would you not
>>> do the same? To fifteen-year olds, even? They are guilty of
>>> first-degree property theft. The law on the matter is clear. Oooh,
>>> their asses are mine!
>>> Seriously, people, who steals a truck only to return it?
>>
>>In the old days, thieves stole your horse, you strung 'em up.
>>How is a truck different?
>
>1) It doesn't burn hay...... :)))
A fact, I might point out, which single young men, have thanked all sorts of
gods, and providence, for, since Henry Ford made cars affordable.
I mean; Picture it.
You took her out in your new Surry.
If she was not home, on the dot, daddy was waiting with a shotgun and the
preacher: And what is your excuse?
Sorry Sir, the horse ran out of hey?
I don't think so.
For the young man, the day the gas burner replaced the hay burner, as courtship
conveyance, was the greatest day ever.
Course, when he gets a bit older, and has daughters of he own, he begins to see
it differently. (:-)