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Newsgroups: alt.suicide, alt.atheism, alt.politics.democrats, talk.politics.guns, alt.religion.christian
From: repo...@scientology.org (Fred^44)
Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2012 22:51:21 GMT
Local: Fri, Nov 9 2012 5:51 pm
Subject: Suicide watch for rightards! What the bloody fuck fer?
MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:They're not allowed to look things up on the Internet so they'll have
>On Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:47:32 +0000, Fred^44 wrote:
>> MarkA <some...@somewhere.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Wed, 07 Nov 2012 20:15:13 +0000, Jahnu wrote:
>>>> I've been feeling really depressed lately because there's too much
>>>> Atheism in this world. This cruel world is beginning to tempt me, and
>>>> Krishna tells me that I must protect my soul from your corrupt ways at
>>>> all costs, so I'm going to slit both my wrists very deeply tonight,
>>>> starting from my elbows, so that I can serve Krishna in the afterlife
>>>> for the rest of eternity.
>>>> After I pass, please do not eat my remains as I know it can be easy to
>>>> confuse this with the slaughtered animals that many of you are used to
>>>> murdering, cooking, and eating.
>>>Slitting your wrists is a lousy way to commit suicide.
>> Not if you do it right. Cut parallel, not laterally, and you'll do fine.
>> I recommend it for all rightards who are crying now that America won the
>True, but you have to be right over the artery to hit it. I'm not sure
>the average rightard has the requisite motor skills to do it right.
to try to muddle through with the usual rightarded incompetence. If
they show up in my ER I'll help 'em finish it. LOL. Least I could do.
>Another good way to open an artery is to drive your car into a bridgeROFL! I'd buy that for a Dollar. So long as the rightard does not take
>abutment at about 60 mph. The rapid deceleration, if it doesn't turn your
>brain into mush (it may), peels your aorta off the back wall of your
>thorax, and often makes a rip in the aorta in the process. If you want to
>bleed out FAST, tearing your aorta is the way to go!
out innocent, normal people while doing it.
>The GSW to the head is still the preferred method. It leaves your otherWhat's amusing is that rightards are going to cry for the next 4 years
>organs undamaged, so they can be transplanted into liberals, atheists, and
>other deserving people.
and then after that when Hillary is in office, another 8 years. They
all godda kill themselves *now* to avoid all that pain.
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