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Virgil
Aug 11, 2012, 2:56:16 AM8/11/12
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Hell smells like a thousand shits. You don't ever get used to the smell,
and it nauseates you so bad that you bend over and cry, only to be impaled
up the crapper by Satans pitchfork and punched in the face by Jesus Christ.
Then you dry vomit for hours. Then a dragon comes along and gives you 27th
degree burns with his fiery breath, and Hitler gasses you alive and you
bleed out of your ears. It ain't a nice place at all. There is one and
only one away to avoid this. There is no question of this. Join the
Pentecostal religion, be baptized and receive the Holy Ghost and you won't
have to go to Hell if you don't want to. Or reject Jesus Christ at your own
peril. Jesus Christ can get you, and he will get you.
and it nauseates you so bad that you bend over and cry, only to be impaled
up the crapper by Satans pitchfork and punched in the face by Jesus Christ.
Then you dry vomit for hours. Then a dragon comes along and gives you 27th
degree burns with his fiery breath, and Hitler gasses you alive and you
bleed out of your ears. It ain't a nice place at all. There is one and
only one away to avoid this. There is no question of this. Join the
Pentecostal religion, be baptized and receive the Holy Ghost and you won't
have to go to Hell if you don't want to. Or reject Jesus Christ at your own
peril. Jesus Christ can get you, and he will get you.
Yap
Aug 11, 2012, 3:07:55 AM8/11/12
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innocent young deer.
What hell, what shitty ghost, and what non-existent jesus you wish to
sell?
We do not belong to your imaginative christ, so he can't get
us.....just the same as Soviet leaders were not Americans and US could
not get any of them, no matter how anti-capitalism they were.
Father Haskell
Aug 11, 2012, 11:16:43 AM8/11/12
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folks have functioning nerve endings, which science tells
us they do not. Besides, eternity in hebbin with jebus
is eternity with a rank, rotting 2,000 year old corpse.
Uergil
Aug 11, 2012, 1:52:36 PM8/11/12
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In article <k04vmn$999$1...@dont-email.me>,
Must be Liarboi Broiljab, cause it sure ain't me.
And he is the one who is asking for hell.
--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less
remote from the- truth who believes nothing than
he who believes what is wrong.
Thomas Jefferson
And he is the one who is asking for hell.
--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less
remote from the- truth who believes nothing than
he who believes what is wrong.
Thomas Jefferson
Virgil
Aug 11, 2012, 3:43:35 PM8/11/12
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"Father Haskell" <father...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Father Haskell
Aug 11, 2012, 6:56:24 PM8/11/12
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On Aug 11, 3:43 pm, "Virgil" <virgilmulletst...@ligriv.com> wrote:
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Kick one in the nuts. Does it react?
> "Father Haskell" <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Virgil
Aug 11, 2012, 6:59:29 PM8/11/12
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Souls don't have gonads.
Father Haskell
Aug 11, 2012, 7:06:11 PM8/11/12
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Virgil
Aug 11, 2012, 7:41:28 PM8/11/12
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No, their souls leave their bodies. The testicles are just part of the
body. Souls don't have eyes either, but they can see.
body. Souls don't have eyes either, but they can see.
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