To achieve you must believe
Zacharias Mulletstein
and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb virgin wrapped in
bacon, Jesus Christ. Or else burn in hell, see what I care. I will derive
power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other person. That person
being Jesus Christ.
Zacharias Mulletstein
and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb virgin wrapped in
AZ Nomad
Yet another datapoint demonstrating that religion causes brain damage.
Steve O
These Christian fellers always come across as sane, rational people without
any weird attributes at all, don't they?
--
Steve O
a.a.2240
BAAWA
Convicted by Earthquack
Exempt from Purgatory by Papal Indulgence
Jimbo
wrote:
Why is being at the top is so good? Believe me, once you're there,
everyone else is working to take it away from you.
Starbuck
<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to the top)
>and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb virgin wrapped in
>bacon, Jesus Christ.
But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>Or else burn in hell, see what I care. I will derive
>power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other person. That person
>being Jesus Christ.
>
*$
aa#2290
Sara Brum
news:if7mg5h716pjq5u91...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>
>>There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to the
>>top)
>>and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb virgin wrapped in
>>bacon, Jesus Christ.
>
> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
It sounds delicious, but wasn't bacon declared to be unclean by that Yaweh
fellow?
Are communion wafers "Jesus Lite"?
panam...@hotmail.com
wrote:
snip
Ah, but if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!
-PF, Atl.
2015/KoBAAWA!
Smiler
> Zacharias Mulletstein wrote:
>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ. Or else burn in hell, see
>> what I care. I will derive power from the screams of the doomed, as
>> will one other person. That person being Jesus Christ.
>
> These Christian fellers always come across as sane, rational people
> without any weird attributes at all, don't they?
Is that sarcasm or have you been reading far too many of their posts?
:-)
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
Smiler
> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>
>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>
> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>
Hardly a filling meal!
Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes (but only
if they're made with real fairies).
Uncle Vic
<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to the
> top) and good ways to the top.
Why is fucking bad?
> The good way is the One lamb virgin
> wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
Is that virgin olive oil? Personally, I don't like lamb. Scallops
wrapped in bacon and fried in virgin olive oil, now *that's* a decent
meal.
> Or else burn in hell, see if I care.
OK, seriously, you've just slathered your religious belief all over those
who don't want it, and realize it's only *your* belief. If you don't
care, why did you do this? You haven't crossposted to any religious
groups, so you're addressing atheists directly. Obviously, you DO care.
But why?
(read on...)
> I will derive power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other
> person. That person being Jesus Christ.
>
And there it is, folks. This here "moral" Christian will derive power
(and pleasure) watching other people writhe in agony. IOW, the poster
would deliberately set a fellow human being on fire and watch him scream.
With a smile upon his face.
And these MORONS claim one cannot achieve morality without religion.
GUFFAW!
Many thanks to Zacharias Mulletstein for demonstrating the virtue of
Christianity.
<applause>
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
Uncle Vic
> Starbuck wrote:
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>
>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>
>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>
>
> Hardly a filling meal!
> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes (but
> only if they're made with real fairies).
>
Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
Nosterill
I thought your Jesus was supposed to be all about love and
forgiveness: You've just called him a vindictive, sadistic bastard.
How are you going to explain that away at the pearly gates?
hypa...@comcast.net
wrote:
You will derive power from the screams of
the doomed, eh? Such a loving Christian
you are. So, you shouldn't be so surprised
at the number of people leaving your hate-
filled, disgusting form of Christianity. You
believe in a hate-filled lamb that bears very
little resemblence to the Jesus most
Christians pick and choose from their Bibles.
You only believe in the devilish Jesus who
ordered that those who didn't believe in him
to be brought before him so he could see
them destroyed and the drug induced
monster from Revelation. You know, the
Jesus with a sword coming out of his mouth.
That pretty much makes you a monster, too.
Nobody loves you. Go and eat worms.
hypa...@comcast.net
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>
> > Starbuck wrote:
> >> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >> <zmulletst...@isright.com> wrote:
>
> >>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
> >>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
> >>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>
> >> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>
> > Hardly a filling meal!
> > Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes (but
> > only if they're made with real fairies).
>
> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>
my Boy Scout cookies be made only from the
finest Angus grade Eagle Scouts.
Smiler
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>
>> Starbuck wrote:
>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>
>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>
>>
>> Hardly a filling meal!
>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>
>
> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
Les Hellawell
wrote:
>Uncle Vic wrote:
>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>
>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>
>>
>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>
>Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
>Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
>Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
What about cottage pies and Mrs Beetons Cup cakes?
--
Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
SkyEyes
If olive oil is made from squeezing olives,
And corn oil is made from squeezing corn,
...what is baby oil made from?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
Alex W.
> Uncle Vic wrote:
>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>
>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>
>>
>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>
> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
Did anyone mention spotted dick?
Anyway, this does not explain fish fingers!
Khendon
news:bd3f0b85-2800-4722...@u25g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
And what do they make "Old Grandad" whiskey out of?
Yap
wrote:
Unbelievable stupidity doesn't make you a man, a real man !
Alex W.
Difference is, you don't need to squeeze babies.
They are naturally leaky.
Puck Greenman
You can have injections to cure that now.
BYW, when the kids were at school, they called it "Dead fly's Graveyard", and Roly Poly
Pudding, was "Dead Baby".
...Aint kids sweet... ...little monsters?
>
>Anyway, this does not explain fish fingers!
>
Or what they do with the rest of the fish.
Nosterill
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:21:19 +0000, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> >On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, Smiler wrote:
>
> >> Uncle Vic wrote:
> >>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> Starbuck wrote:
> >>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >>>>> <zmulletst...@isright.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
> >>>>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
> >>>>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>
> >>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>
> >>>> Hardly a filling meal!
> >>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
> >>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>
> >>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>
> >> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
> >> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
> >> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>
> >Did anyone mention spotted dick?
>
> You can have injections to cure that now.
>
> BYW, when the kids were at school, they called it "Dead fly's Graveyard", and Roly Poly
> Pudding, was "Dead Baby".
"Dead Man's Leg" in my school :-)
Hannele
wrote:
Mrs. Beeton has load of cups. And have you seen the amount of cottages,
worldwide?
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
There are at least as many gods as there are believers.
Smiler
> On Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:21:19 +0000, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, Smiler wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Vic wrote:
>>>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way
>>>>>>> to the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One
>>>>>>> lamb virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>>>
>>> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
>>> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
>>> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>>
>> Did anyone mention spotted dick?
>
> You can have injections to cure that now.
>
> BYW, when the kids were at school, they called it "Dead fly's
> Graveyard", and Roly Poly Pudding, was "Dead Baby".
>
Garibaldi biscuits are known as 'squashed fly biscuits' in my family and the
reddy/browny paint that the outside of my parent's house was painted with
was called 'fly's blood'.
> ...Aint kids sweet... ...little monsters?
>
Both of those came from my father, hardly a kid!
In school, we used to call the custard "whitewash", as it was of a similar
colour and consistency.
>>
>> Anyway, this does not explain fish fingers!
>>
>
> Or what they do with the rest of the fish.
--
Smiler
Did you hear that a UK school has banned that name. It now has to be called
Spotted Richard.
>
> Anyway, this does not explain fish fingers!
Or sweet and sour prawn balls.
Smiler
Don't be silly. You can't put real cottages into cottage pies!
People would break their teeth on the stonework.
Nosterill
> Les Hellawell wrote:
> > On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
> > wrote:
>
> >> Uncle Vic wrote:
> >>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>
> >>>> Starbuck wrote:
> >>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> >>>>> <zmulletst...@isright.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way
> >>>>>> to the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One
> >>>>>> lamb virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>
> >>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>
> >>>> Hardly a filling meal!
> >>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
> >>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>
> >>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>
> >> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
> >> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
> >> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>
> > What about cottage pies and Mrs Beetons Cup cakes?
>
> Don't be silly. You can't put real cottages into cottage pies!
> People would break their teeth on the stonework.
Maybe it isn't about cottages, but something to do with cottaging.
I wish I hadn't thought of that now................ Put me right off
dinner :-(
Puck Greenman
One of the schools in Birmingham, had brown and yellow uniforms, and the pupils were
commonly referred to as Shit and Custard pies.
...Especially if they won whatever sporting event they were attending.
Puck Greenman
>Alex W. wrote:
>> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, Smiler wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Vic wrote:
>>>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way
>>>>>>> to the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One
>>>>>>> lamb virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>>>
>>> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
>>> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
>>> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>>
>> Did anyone mention spotted dick?
>
>Did you hear that a UK school has banned that name. It now has to be called
>Spotted Richard.
>
Well they did manage to ban "golliwogs", while somehow managing not to notice "polliwogs".
Next thing you know, Billy the Kid, will be William the Child.
... Wonder how they will get on with, "You aint nothin but a hound dog"
Alex W
>
> Well they did manage to ban "golliwogs", while somehow managing not to notice "polliwogs".
>
> Next thing you know, Billy the Kid, will be William the Child.
>
> ... Wonder how they will get on with, "You aint nothin but a hound dog"
Doesn't that already fall under the hunting ban?
Anyway, some council or other already did ban "baa baa black
sheep". WHo knew that nursery rhymes cold be so bad for
you?
Smiler
*Those* 'cottages' have all but disappeared, as I've found when needing to
answer an urgent call of nature.
> I wish I hadn't thought of that now................ Put me right off
> dinner :-(
Meat and two veg?
Smiler
The same colours as my secondary school uniform....Shit and Piss!
<Snip>
Uncle Vic
> Les Hellawell wrote:
>> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Vic wrote:
>>>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way
>>>>>>> to the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One
>>>>>>> lamb virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>>>
>>> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
>>> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
>>> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>>
>> What about cottage pies and Mrs Beetons Cup cakes?
>
> Don't be silly. You can't put real cottages into cottage pies!
> People would break their teeth on the stonework.
>
Yes, but Mrs. Beeton might yield a lot of cupcakes. Just don't hand out
recipes.
Uncle Vic
> Alex W. wrote:
>> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:41:51 -0000, Smiler wrote:
>>
>>> Uncle Vic wrote:
>>>> One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Starbuck wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>>>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way
>>>>>>> to the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One
>>>>>>> lamb virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hardly a filling meal!
>>>>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>>>>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, like Girl Scout Cookies...
>>>
>>> Why do you think there are so few shepherds these days?
>>> Too many shepherd's pies made with real shepherds!
>>> Fishermen are getting scarce too, for similar reasons.
>>
>> Did anyone mention spotted dick?
>
> Did you hear that a UK school has banned that name. It now has to be
> called Spotted Richard.
>
>>
>> Anyway, this does not explain fish fingers!
>
> Or sweet and sour prawn balls.
>
If they're out of those, maybe you can get some Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Uncle Vic
wrote:
>>Did you hear that a UK school has banned that name. It now has to be
>>called Spotted Richard.
>>
>
> Well they did manage to ban "golliwogs", while somehow managing not to
> notice "polliwogs".
>
> Next thing you know, Billy the Kid, will be William the Child.
>
> ... Wonder how they will get on with, "You aint nothin but a hound
> dog"
I can hear it now. "You're kind of like a Weimaraner..."
Puck Greenman
Let us not forget that pub meal sweet, Mississippi Mud Pie.
Puck Greenman
Moth balls always puzzled me
Don Martin
<zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
> Or else burn in hell, see what I care. I will derive
>power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other person. That person
>being Jesus Christ.
I have met a number of christains sporting a number of vile views, but you are
the very first to claim that Jesus, leech-like, sucks strength from the misery
of others. I rather suspect that you are in possession of a heresy here: do have
fun with it. Is it your invention? Or did you crib it from someone even more
stupid than you appear to be?
-
aa #2278 Never mind "proof." Where is your evidence?
Fidei defensor (Hon. Antipodean)
The Squeeky Wheel: http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
Don Martin
>Starbuck wrote:
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>
>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>
>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>
>
>Hardly a filling meal!
>Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes (but only
>if they're made with real fairies).
To paraphrase JM Barrie, "If you believe in fairies, grasp your crotch!"
Smiler
Those moths are damned hard to hit!
I must have wasted millions of moth balls that way.
Smiler
> On Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:48:07 -0000, "Smiler" <Smi...@joe.king.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Starbuck wrote:
>>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> There are ways to get to the top that are bad (fucking your way to
>>>> the top) and good ways to the top. The good way is the One lamb
>>>> virgin wrapped in bacon, Jesus Christ.
>>>
>>> But what if I prefer my Jesus to be sauteed in butter?
>>>
>>
>> Hardly a filling meal!
>> Similar to King Kong burgers, leprechauns on toast or fairy cakes
>> (but only if they're made with real fairies).
>
> To paraphrase JM Barrie, "If you believe in fairies, grasp your
> crotch!"
>
Reminds me of the 'party trick'.
Approach a young lady with your left hand turned upwards and tell her that
you've got a pet leprechaun standing on it.
Ask her if she would like to tickle him under his chin for luck. Most will
oblige, even if only to humour you.
After she's been tickling him for a while, point at about twice the height
of her tickling hand and explain that his chin is 'up there', but he enjoyed
it anyhow :-)
Smiler
> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>
>> Or else burn in hell, see what I care. I will derive
>> power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other person.
>> That person being Jesus Christ.
>
> I have met a number of christains sporting a number of vile views,
> but you are the very first to claim that Jesus, leech-like, sucks
> strength from the misery of others. I rather suspect that you are in
> possession of a heresy here: do have fun with it. Is it your
> invention? Or did you crib it from someone even more stupid than you
> appear to be?
>
Could there be anyone more stupid than him?
Enkidu
>> Moth balls always puzzled me
>
> Those moths are damned hard to hit!
> I must have wasted millions of moth balls that way.
Maybe you're supposed to break 'em up into chunks and load 'em into
shotgun shells . . . .
--
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private schools, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and the state forever separated."
- Ulysses S. Grant
Puck Greenman
>Don Martin wrote:
>> On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:30:43 -0600, "Zacharias Mulletstein"
>> <zmulle...@isright.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Or else burn in hell, see what I care. I will derive
>>> power from the screams of the doomed, as will one other person.
>>> That person being Jesus Christ.
>>
>> I have met a number of christains sporting a number of vile views,
>> but you are the very first to claim that Jesus, leech-like, sucks
>> strength from the misery of others. I rather suspect that you are in
>> possession of a heresy here: do have fun with it. Is it your
>> invention? Or did you crib it from someone even more stupid than you
>> appear to be?
>>
>
>Could there be anyone more stupid than him?
I'm sure that someone will make the effort to be.
Alex W.
I always liked Death By Chocolate and am quite glad it doesn't
deliver what it promises....
Alex W.
> Smiler wrote:
>
>>> Moth balls always puzzled me
>>
>> Those moths are damned hard to hit!
>> I must have wasted millions of moth balls that way.
>
> Maybe you're supposed to break 'em up into chunks and load 'em into
> shotgun shells . . . .
Don't meth with the mothad!
Les Hellawell
wrote:
>On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:01:31 +0000, Puck Greenman wrote:
Didn't Mrs Beeton invent Rock Cakes?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Yes, but Mrs. Beeton might yield a lot of cupcakes. Just don't hand out
>>>recipes.
>>
>> Let us not forget that pub meal sweet, Mississippi Mud Pie.
>
>I always liked Death By Chocolate and am quite glad it doesn't
>deliver what it promises...
Hotel Chocolate do a nice Rocky Road Bar
http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/chocolate-chip-cookies-rocky-road-P1245/
--
Les Hellawell
Greetings from:
YORKSHIRE - The White Rose County
Don Martin
wrote:
Why shouldn't insects enjoy a nice waltz as well as the next chap? Speciesist!
Don Martin
>Smiler wrote:
>
>>> Moth balls always puzzled me
>>
>> Those moths are damned hard to hit!
>> I must have wasted millions of moth balls that way.
>
>Maybe you're supposed to break 'em up into chunks and load 'em into
>shotgun shells . . . .
I have used moth balls as ammunition for a wrist rocket slingshot to discourage
dogs from crapping in my yard. They sting, but do not injure, and they leave a
distinctive smell that the dog learns to recognize and associate with that
stinging sensation. The spent "bullets" around the yard reinforce his avoidance.
Hannele
Sure it does, but luckily for us it's a real slow death that might take
dozens of years or more. :-D
--
Hannele, A.A #2211
There are at least as many gods as there are believers.
Smiler
How else would male moths meet female moths?
Smiler
Doubtless.
Don Martin
Or other male moths, if that's their fancy.
Alex W.
Damn and double-damn!
This means I have to have seconds to speed things up!
Can I have some whipped cream, please?
SkyEyes
> On Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:04:54 +0000, Puck Greenman <dubh_gh...@hotmail.com>
Why shouldn't they? Well, duh! Have *you* ever tried waltzing with
six legs? Huh?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
Les Hellawell
wrote:
Have not even tried it with two (waltzes that is).
Maybe they do not have waltzes but do entangos instead or moth trots.
It would give candle lit balls a whole new meaning.
Don Martin
"Six Legs in Three Quarter Time," the new waltz sensation by Johan Strauss VII,
now available for your Ipod! Do the math!
(Spiders are confined to polkas.)
Alex W.
And you should see them tap-dancing!
Puck Greenman
Another dotty idea.
Puck Greenman
So that is how they get into the bath,
Smiler
And the jitterbug.
I found that on the web!